There is ALWAYS something new, forking weird, different or special edition at the markets and I never know what I will come across. Here are Jimmy Dean Stuffed Hash Browns in sausage and cheese variety and also Bacon and Cheese. Nothing is plain anymore. I’m surprised these stuffed Hash Browns don’t come in Egg and Cheese variety or even forking Sriracha Flavored.

A difFerent kind of candy called Crunchkins….They are made by Topps (the Bazooka Bubble Gum Co.) The candies are sort of like malt balls and the box contains three flavors that are very True tasting. The white sphere taste just like stale birthday cake. The tan spree taste just like a stale glazed donut down to that yummy little nutmeg taste and the brown sphere taste just like a stale Fudge Brownie. In all the flavors you get a very realistic frosting with frosting texture but all the spheres inside are crisp and even though the flavor is dead on I still get this stale cake texture. I do note you can’t eat too many because the realistic sweet frosting on them creeps up on you but if you only eat a few at a time they really are surprisingly good.

Turkey Spam….Spam is usually a canned ham but a Turkey version of Spam is available now. Spam makes me think of Hawaii and Monty Python…

Sweet and Salty S’Mores Pretzels……???????

New Pineapple Habanero Potato Chips cooked in Coconut Oil sound appealing to me but I resisted….. 🙁 ………Maybe next time….

Blueberry Pancake frozen custard sounded too delicious to resist. Sadly the custard has watery lumpy texture and lacks a custard mouth feel but it’s the taste that’s unsatisfying and makes me sorry I tried this one. No hint of pancake…just lumpy fruit that you can’t really identify……not worth the calories….. :(……..Went back to figure out why I don’t like it……..Not custard and more like a creamy sorbet……..The orange juice cancels out any blueberry flavor it might have and also nothing pancake in it…..Blah!…

S”mores Chips Ahoy Cookies…It seems that S’more’s is like the Key Lime of last year

Planters limited edition S’MORES mix……..?

Blue Raspberry Mallow Bursts?…WTFork is a Mallow Burst?…I thought they looked like marshmallows?   Do they leek in your mouth? I don’t know…

Pumpkin Spiced Vanila Cream Cookies….Might be tasty?

Organic Red Lentil Pasta isn’t so weird or unusual these days but the $8.99 price tag is very shocking to me.

Pumpkin and Spice Triscuit….?  I don’t think cheese would go well on these crackers…

Maple Bacon Pop-Tarts….? Is this a breakfast replacement?

Pineapple Coconut & Lychee Raspberry  Milk Chocolates…made in France….ooh la LA!

Popped Edamame Chips…I’m buying these…

I thought Harissa Salsa is pretty odd….Both are red, contain garlic and spicy pepper but the base of salsa is tomatoes and the base of Harissa is roasted red peppers with different seasonings…….So this jar might be salsa flavored like Harissa.

Chicken of the Sea Tilapia in a Pouch in flavors of Teriyaki Sesame, Santa Fee, Marinara and Yellow Curry. I felt the package and it felt like a hard very small piece of fish…..I will not be trying this…

I think the oddest thing I came across was abnormal looking Kiwi Fruit. A Kiwi is usually a small fruit covered with fuzz. It doesn’t have a lot of flavor and is usually paired with another fruit like bananas or strawberries. The kiwi fruit is usually sort or oval in shape and the size of a Persian Lime. I’m not crazy about kiwi fruit so I didn’t purchase the fruit.

These kiwi fruit are very large. Each one weighs 1/2 a pound….Look at the weird shape. Is it a variety that’s different or are they a weird mutation? ……..Maybe a result of radioactivity in the environment?

Well that is The New Weird Different and Special Edition Foods for December 2016. Who knows WTFork I’ll see next month!