There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are only a few of what I came across recently on trips to the grocery stores and supermarkets.
Up above is NEW – Krusteaz gluten free confetti buttermilk pancake mix. It might make you fart a rainbow too!
WEIRD – PeaTos in Classic Onion and Fiery Onion…I am guessing that these are junk food onion rings made out of peas with something about the Lion King on the top of the bag?
DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted Parsnip Chips …sounds tasty?
(Cool expired food……. I forgot if this was from Safeway or Walmart Grocery)
Different – Squeezable horseradish from Reese in regular horseradish, sriracha horseradish and wasabi horseradish…ummmm?
Different and maybe weird – Banana Wave – Banana Milk and Milkadamia Macadamia Milk…Never herd of a banana or a nut giving milk?
Different – Parrot Brand Soursop Juice Drink with pulp. You just don’t come across this too often.
NEW – maybe you don’t ave teeth and can’t eat a candy bar…Now you can drink a Snickers Chocolate low-fat milk and also Twix chocolate low-fat milk.
Different – Birch Benders Magic Syrup in Mink Body Maple and MAPLE BOURBON (that one sounds great!……..hic!)
DIFFERENT – Fuoco Di Buo Mia’s Kitchen Calabrian Chili Pepper Hot Sauce….Sounds great! Love Calabrian peppers!
Different – Budweiser Brewmaster’s Premium Barbecue Sweet and Smokey Sauce…??? Might be good?
DIFFERENT – Soy Vey Mango Rice Wine Vinegar Sake – Sounds yummy but I don’t Forking know if it is?
DIFFERENT – Williams Sonoma Simmer Sauce in Pumpkin Curry…..
Different and maybe WEIRD – Williams Sonoma Pasta Sauce in Pumpkin Parmesan
WEIRD – Unicorn FARTS Cotton Candy…..well if that doesn’t make you fart a rainbow nothing would.
Different and maybe NEW – Smarties candy rolls in Tropical Fruit Flavors
DIFFERENT – Biena baked Chick[ea puffs in Aged White Cheddar and Blazing HOT
DIFFERENT – Purely Elizabeth Vibrant Oats in Raspberry Pitaya and Coconut Turmeric
DIFFERENT – Banana Dark Chocolate Chewy Bites….Sounds delicious but don’t know unless we try them.
DIFFERENT Healthful Snacking Pecans in coconut praline, Peanuts in honey roasted pumpkin spice and peanuts in honey roasted caramel apple flavors……..Think the pecans sound delicious but them two peanut flavors sound kinda Forking WEIRD to me.
NEW – Dove minis says new? Vanilla and chocolate in dark chocolate…60 calories each..Worth a try!
NEW – Fatboy cookie dough ice cream cones….
DIFFERENT – KitKat candy in Sweet Cinnamon made with “natural” and OTHER natural flavors……natural is good…..but when it reads other natural I have to wonder what the FORK that could be……Other natural…..could be whale anus skin, baboon boogers, grown out elephant toe nails, tiger spit. beaver anal sac contents…WHO FORKING KNOWS!
DIFFERENT – Sweet Rose Coconut whipped topping…(sometimes you feel like a nut)
Different by The Real Coconut – Coconut Flour Tortillas ….? Sounds like they might taste like coconut?????
Different – By NUCo Coconut Wrapes in (whatever the FORK is…) Moringa and Cinnamon…..?????
DIFFERENT – Trader Joes Cauliflower Gnocchi and also from Trader Joe are Stuffed potato gnocchi stuffed with tomato sauce and cheese….Oh my!
Different and sort of NEW – Good Catch Tuna-FREE Tuna……???? I wonder how they do that?
Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Fruit Medley with peach, apple and pear flavors
Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Peeps – marshmallow flavored cereal..(.ick!)
NEW RECIPE – Kellogg’s Honey Smacks WTFork is it now?
LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries with 3X bigger berries Oh My!
DIFFERENT – Annie Chun’s – Seaweed Crisps with extra crispy brown rice chips that are Gochujang flavored…Oh yes I did ….and they are tasty!
DIFFERENT – Harvest Snaps in Parmesan Roasted Garlic Flavor
WEIRD – Rosemary Fougasse Bread (Foo-Gassie) Bread (lol)
We also got some New Oreo Cookies….(YIKES WTFork did we do to deserve this?)
NEW -Artificially Flavored Chocolate Marshmallow (…………cough…)
NEW – Artificially Flavored Caramel Coconut. Oreo Cookies (How WTFork do they artificially make caramel and coconut anyway?…..they are cheap flavors….why do they have to use artificial here?……)
That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2020. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?