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NEW WEIRD DifFERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there February 2020

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are only a few of what I came across recently on trips to the grocery stores and supermarkets.

Up above is NEW – Krusteaz gluten free confetti buttermilk pancake mix. It might make you fart a rainbow too!

WEIRD – PeaTos in Classic Onion and Fiery Onion…I am guessing that these are junk food onion rings made out of peas with something about the Lion King on the top of the bag?

DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted Parsnip Chips …sounds tasty?

(Cool expired food……. I forgot if this was from Safeway or Walmart Grocery)

Different – Squeezable horseradish from Reese in regular horseradish, sriracha horseradish and wasabi horseradish…ummmm?

Different and maybe weird – Banana Wave – Banana Milk and Milkadamia Macadamia Milk…Never herd of a banana or a nut giving milk?

Different – Parrot Brand Soursop Juice Drink with pulp. You just don’t come across this too often.

NEW – maybe you don’t ave teeth and can’t eat a candy bar…Now you can drink a Snickers Chocolate low-fat milk and also Twix chocolate low-fat milk.

Different – Birch Benders Magic Syrup in Mink Body Maple and MAPLE BOURBON (that one sounds great!……..hic!)

DIFFERENT – Fuoco Di Buo Mia’s Kitchen Calabrian Chili Pepper Hot Sauce….Sounds great! Love Calabrian peppers!

Different – Budweiser Brewmaster’s Premium Barbecue Sweet and Smokey Sauce…??? Might be good?

DIFFERENT – Soy Vey Mango Rice Wine Vinegar Sake – Sounds yummy but I don’t Forking know if it is?

DIFFERENT – Williams Sonoma Simmer Sauce in Pumpkin Curry…..

Different and maybe WEIRD – Williams Sonoma Pasta Sauce in Pumpkin Parmesan

WEIRD – Unicorn FARTS Cotton Candy…..well if that doesn’t make you fart a rainbow nothing would.

Different and maybe NEW – Smarties candy rolls in Tropical Fruit Flavors

DIFFERENT – Biena baked Chick[ea puffs in Aged White Cheddar and Blazing HOT

DIFFERENT – Purely Elizabeth Vibrant Oats in Raspberry Pitaya and Coconut Turmeric

DIFFERENT – Banana Dark Chocolate Chewy Bites….Sounds delicious but don’t know unless we try them.

DIFFERENT Healthful Snacking Pecans in coconut praline, Peanuts in honey roasted pumpkin spice and peanuts in honey roasted caramel apple flavors……..Think the pecans sound delicious but them two peanut flavors sound kinda Forking WEIRD to me.

NEW – Dove minis says new? Vanilla and chocolate in dark chocolate…60 calories each..Worth a try!

NEW – Fatboy cookie dough ice cream cones….

DIFFERENT – KitKat candy in Sweet Cinnamon made with “natural” and OTHER natural flavors……natural is good…..but when it reads other natural I have to wonder what the FORK that could be……Other natural…..could be whale anus skin, baboon boogers, grown out elephant toe nails, tiger spit. beaver anal sac contents…WHO FORKING KNOWS!

DIFFERENT – Sweet Rose Coconut whipped topping…(sometimes you feel like a nut)

Different by The Real Coconut – Coconut Flour Tortillas ….? Sounds like they might taste like coconut?????

Different – By NUCo Coconut Wrapes in (whatever the FORK is…) Moringa and Cinnamon…..?????

DIFFERENT – Trader Joes Cauliflower Gnocchi and also from Trader Joe are Stuffed potato gnocchi stuffed with tomato sauce and cheese….Oh my!

Different and sort of NEW – Good Catch Tuna-FREE Tuna……???? I wonder how they do that?

Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Fruit Medley with peach, apple and pear flavors

Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Peeps – marshmallow flavored cereal..(.ick!)

NEW RECIPE – Kellogg’s Honey Smacks WTFork is it now?

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries with 3X bigger berries Oh My!

DIFFERENT – Annie Chun’s – Seaweed Crisps with extra crispy brown rice chips that are Gochujang flavored…Oh yes I did ….and they are tasty!

DIFFERENT – Harvest Snaps in Parmesan Roasted Garlic Flavor

WEIRD – Rosemary Fougasse Bread (Foo-Gassie) Bread (lol)

We also got some New Oreo Cookies….(YIKES WTFork did we do to deserve this?)

NEW -Artificially Flavored Chocolate Marshmallow (…………cough…)

NEW – Artificially Flavored Caramel Coconut. Oreo Cookies (How WTFork do they artificially make caramel and coconut anyway?…..they are cheap flavors….why do they have to use artificial here?……)

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2020. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

The Forking Truth

NEW WeiRD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2019

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will come across when I go to a store and here are some of the things I found.

Up above is something that’s kind of DIFFERENT. Here’s Sweet & Fiery Fruit by the FOOT in Fiery Peach and Spicy Watermelon……Naturally flavored too!

I noticed that many candies are going spicy these days.

HOT Chili Pops – Different

NEW – By Hot Heads in Sizzling Strawberry, Atomic Green Apple and Fiery Watermelon Extreme Heat WORMS

NEW – By Hot Heads – Scorching Heat Twists in Molten Mango, Piping Hot Pineapple and Atomic Green Apple.

Different – Tangy Zangy soft ‘n’ Chewy HOT CHILI in lime, watermelon, tamarind and mango flavors

Different – By Chocolate Storybook is Banana Split Cotten Candy….Sounds tasty WTFork knows?

WEIRD – Beer Cotton Candy – WHY?

DIFFERENT AND WEIRD – Smash-Mallow Marshmallows in COOKIE DOUGH, Cinnamon Churro and Mint Chocolate Chip……(Cookie Dough……..BLECH!)

DIFFERENT – Gilliam Old Fashioned artificially flavored Watermelon sanded drops….no thank you!

NEW – Nestle Toll House Vanilla Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches…????

NEW – Nestle Drumstick – Dulce de Leche, Vanilla with Dulce de Leche and Vanilla with Fudge Ice Cream Novelties…..Looks yummy!

NEW – Blue Bunny Mini Swirl Cones in Strawberry Short Cake and Chocolate Peanut Butter….sounds yummy! only 150 calories for the strawberry and 170 for chocolate peanut butter….not bad

WIERD….Maybe NEW? – Corona Light Candies….????WtFork?

Different – Retro Pop Corn from England made with British Crushed Candy in Lemon & Lime Sherbet and Cola Cube.

NEW – Taco Bell Reaper Ranch Tortilla Chips made with real Carolina Reaper Peppers….Ummm might be good?

Different – from Savoursmiths – Italian Cheese and Port Potato Chips from England…different!

LIMITED EDITION – Ritz crisp and thins in Jalapeño Cheddar and Buffalo….not the cow-like creature…the sauce I think?

NEW – Planters Nutty Snack Mixes in Sweet & Salty Cinnamon and Wasabi Honey

NEW – Pop Tarts in frosted harvest strawberry???? WTFork is different here? Frosted Strawberry Pop tarts have been around since the Stone Age? OHHHHH these are without artificial colors and don’t have high fructose or corn syrup……(big whoop de doo!….they Forking should convert all the pop tarts that way)

DIFFERENT – Here’s another POP-tart Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae…..? It looks weird with that white cream inside….???????

NEW- Kellogg’s Vanilla Creme snap crackle Poppers Rice Krispies Treats……(Only people from certain parts of Phoenix will get what I’m saying)……To me they look like cubes of coyote poop with some sort of waxy frosting……just saying.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Pumpkin Spice……..?

NEW – Nature’s Path Organic Honey & Peanut Nut Butter Crunch……Sounds delicious don’t know if it is……..?

DIFFERENT maybe Weird? – Overwatch Lucio Oh’s in artificial sonic vanilia flavor cereal ohs………with some sort of get a free loot boost offer…….????????

DIFFERENT – Nestle Coffee Mate Coffee Creamer in Butterscotch……?

DIFFERENT -Multiple Flavors of Ketchup by Melinda’s – Jalapeño, Chipotle, Habanero and Black Pepper (WTFork……I understand the Jalapeño, Chipotle and even the Habanero flavors but how Forking hard is it for some lazy A……to sprinkle a little bit of black pepper on something…????? How hard is it????????)

Possibly NEW – Red Robin Signature Blend Seasoning….For that Red Robin Flavor at home?…..

Different – Rick’s Picks Snacking Pickles in a pouch in Lime Dill, Spicy Sriracha and Sweet Pickle…..Oh my!

Maybe Weird? – Coffee comes (or came) in all kinds of flavors too! Here’s Tanzanian Peaberry (what’s a peaberry?) and Ethiopian Moka Java…..Interesting!

Maybe Weird and Certainly DIFFERENT – Polan Picked Pattypan Squash

DIFFERENT – Old World Beet and Leek Salad…..Might be good!

There are many varieties of sweet onions but these Carzalia Sweet Onions are NEW to me.

NEW – Alexia Crispy Frozen Truffle Fries with NATURAL Flavor! Sounds good!

Different – Mighty Spark packaged chicken in bruschetta and sweet Thai style?

DIFFERENT – Wahlburgers packaged angus burgers…???

DIFFERENT – Mazola (the corn oil company) also makes chicken bouillon and tomato chicken bouillon.

Entenmann’s Apple Cider Pancake and Waffle Mix…….I miss apple cider…..supermarkets back east used to sell apple cider in the fall and winter time. I mean good apple cider that’s cloudy…not the crap that looks like pee.

Nonni’s Limited Edition Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Biscotti and Limited Batch Maple Pecan Biscotti.

Of Course there is always a NEW or Limited Edition Oreo Cookie

Here are Limited Edition Artificially Flavored Maple Creme Oreo Cookies……..

Oh I don’t know WTFork we did to deserve another new flavor?

LIMITED EDITION MYSTERY OREO also ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED……(how good can that taste?) Eat a bunch and try to guess the flavors for a chance of winning $50,000.00 (guess they will taste GREAT if you win all that money!)

OH FUDGE!

There’s another Limited Edition Oreo out there!

LIMITED EDITION – White Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies….

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and SPECIAL EDITION foods out there for November 2019. I don’t know WTFORK I’ll come across next time.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeiRD DifFereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There February 2019

There is always something NEW WEIRD DIFFERENT Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is some of what I’ve come across. Up top are Cheez-it Snap’d cheesy, thin and crispy double cheese crackers……I just don’t know? Nothing is wrong with regular Cheez-its….I doubt this is better…….

Here’s Strawberry Life Multigrain Cereal with “OTHER” natural flavors……WTFork are “Other” natural flavors? This might be new I don’t recall strawberry Life Cereal….But those “other” natural flavors are weird and maybe scary……Goat burps, cat farts, cockroach pellets, beaver caster sac juice?……..could be anything?..

Here’s Post Brand Frosted S’Mores Bites bursting with Chocolate Chips….????? Looks like Forking constipated frosted shredded wheat cereal to me….

Here are gluten free, organic, vegan, Pumpkin Spice Waffles……..Why-The-Fork-Not?

NEW!- Jif Pwer Ups in Chewy Granola Bars in Chocolate with Peanut Butter and Creamy Clusters with peanut butter and apple cinnamon………..??????? I don’t do bars……it has to be real food or dessert….not something in-between. All these bars are almost sweet and just held together with food glue.

It’s back! (I never knew it was Forking here) POP-tarts gone nutty peanut butter pop-tarts…..?

It’s Back! POP-Tarts Gone Nutty Chocolate Frosted Peanut Butter and Limited Edition Splitz that is suppose to be Drizzled Sugar Cookie and Frosted Brownie Batter…..(OMG ICK) why would anyone have the idea to put Forking frosted brownie batter in a toaster?

NEW POP-tarts bites…? You get a pouch of mini POP-tarts…………It’s all fun and games till some moron or kid tries to pop these tarts in the toaster………….HOW THE FORK can these things POP out of the toaster?

Champagne non-alcoholic Gummies in Brut and Rose Flavors? ………..WHY?

Instead of Forking Limited Edition or It’s Back! Keebler Fudge Stripes in Dark Chocolate Mint are called Forking “Special Batch”……..special…….blah blah blah!

Mandarinquats…….who knew? Bet they could turn into a great marmalade…..tee tee I made a date cake with them.

Low Fat Low Sugar Mandarinquat Date Cake

Back to the food I saw out there……..LOOK at this one!

Old Squash…….that’s sort of weird…….At least this store is FORKING honest. On the label it reads sell by 1873….WOW it really is OLD SQUASH!

Oh God now they are Forking with Goldfish Crackers. Here are the NEW Epic Crunch tortilla Goldfish Crackers in Nacho, Ranch and Honey BBQ flavors.


Tomato and Tofu Sauce…who knew such a sauce would be out there? Do you put it on spaghetti or lo mein?

NEW Entenmann’s Meyer Lemon Poppy Seed Pancake and Waffle Mix……?……sounds good…who knows?



Wild Buffalo Blue Popcorn……?….sounds tasty….but it’s half naked….does that mean half unflavored?

Tangerine Vanilla Cashews and Macadamia Nuts….I don’t know if these nuts taste good but the flavor sounds intriguing.

This one doesn’t make sense……it’s either a cookie or a donut……Here are Donut Hole Cookies in Chocolate Glazed and Glazed Donut Flavors with colorful sprinkles……..

Here’s Tamalitoz……..Artifically flavored cucumber candy filled with chili, lime and a touch of sea salt…..? I wonder WTFork is artificially flavored cucumber made of?

Bleech’s……OOOPSSSS….I mean Beech’s. Rose Cream filled Chocolates……I never came across them before…….Hope they removed all the thorns.

Prosecco House of Fudge hand made Fudge…………I wonder if the workers chant all day “Oh Fudge” “Oh Fudge” “Just Fudge It!” Prosecco in Fudge does sound interesting though! Maybe after a few you might be saying, “Oh Fudge!”

Tilamook Buttered Maple Pancakes Ice Cream……..Maple Ice cream with real butter (yuk…I like butter but not frozen) (possibly broken reject) pancake pieces and a maple syrup swirl.

Here’s Tillamook Malted Moo Shake Ice Cream…? Sounds Yummy…..Not sure about the fudge chips because they might make me choke on my malted moo shake.

Brazilian Guava Cheesecake Ice Cream……..Now that’s different!



Tabasco Chocolate…….Why the Fork not? I bet sriracha chocolate is out there too……..and just maybe ………Korean Chili Paste Chocolate is out there?

Planter’s Smoked Peanuts…….smoking………..might be good?????

Here’s StarKist Southwest Style Tuna Snack Kit and Bumble Bee Jalapeño seasoned Tuna for morons that can’t figure out how to chop a jalapeño and add it to tuna.

Oh Thank GOD that there is artificially flavored Carrot Cake Oreo Cookies. These Forking Cookies don’t even have real carrot or real cream cheese in them……

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2019. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth

#AintNothingLike A Good Old Sandwich with Head Cheese and Haggis Smeared with Vegamite

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Here are some fun food related #hashtags that I forking came up with. Feel free to forking add your own in the comment box if you care too. This is just forking silly fun if you aren’t feeling humorous right now get the fork out of here.

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The Fresh Blintz of Bel Air

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M*A*S*H*ed P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S

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With a Little Kelp from my Friends

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#ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat

GoatFellas

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We’re Not Gonna Bake It

She Blinded me with an Appliance

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Crosby Stills and Mashed Potatoes

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#RejectedCandyHearts

I Give My Fart to You

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