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NEW WEIRD DIFFerenT Limited & Special Edition Foods Out There March 2023

There is always something new, weird, different, limited and or special edition when we shop for food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Old El Paso Fiesta Twists in Queso Flavor…..WoW I’ve never seen them before! New Twist on an Old Brand that also is a little corny and cheesy!

These next ones might be fun to add to a bowl of Old El Paso Fiesta Twists…….

DIFFERENT – Branch Out seasoned and dried avocado chips. It really is different….When is the last time you ate avocado that was crunchy?

DIFFERENT – Kelly’s Classic BBQ Rob’s Backstage Barbecue Popcorn………???? Never thought about BBQ popcorn????

DIFFERENT – Wilde Protein Chips made with chicken breast, egg whites, and chicken bone broth. Sounds like a meal………maybe you need to eat vegetable chips with it?

DIFFERENT – Favols – Wine or Champagne Confit. I don’t mean to be a whiner but who the FORK knows about this?

WEIRD – Coors – Coors-icles – Coors Light Beer NO ALCOHOL popsicles……Whoz gonna what that? BURrrrrrrp!

DIFFERENT – White Toque – Nut Potatoes………???? Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like a potato……Nut potatoes.

DIFFERENT – Tapatio Extra Spicy RAMEN Noodle Soup…..Different! Maybe tasty?

DIFFERENT – Hermann the German – HOT wine candy…….This one might be WEIRD too! WhoTFork drinks HOT wine?

Moving on….

LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Blueberries and Cream White Chocolate Truffles…….with OTHER natural flavors????????

LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Neapolitan White Chocolate Truffles….?????

DIFFERENT & FORKING WEIRD – OmNom – Black n’ Burnt Barley Icelandic Chocolate. I haven’t tried it so I can’t say for sure but doesn’t sound delicious to me.

NEW – Snickers almond brownie…….Could be good but I doubt it. Tried the first brownie Snickers bar when it came out and took one bite and tossed it. That’s nothing to snicker about.

DIFFERENT – KitKat BIGKAT ….???? Maybe it taste the same as the original…..or dog gone it and maybe it doesn’t?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW or LIMITED EDITION – KitKat King Size Birthday Cake……Well it’s someone’s birthday everyday….Might be good they run around 50/50…..good to not so good…..

DIFFERENT – Frankford Post Cocoa Pebbles Cinnamon King Size Milk Chocolate Bar…….It sounds like a Yabba Dabba Doo but can possibly be a Yabba Dabba don’t?

NEW – Starburst Air Gummies in sour tropical flavors……..Think I’d rather chew on an Air Jordon Sneaker.

DIFFERENT – Peeps Fruit Punch Chick Marshmallows that are a boxer’s favorite flavor.

And there is usually something Oreo…..Well this month there really wasn’t so here is what is coming out April 3rd 2023…….was this one was out before?….It seems familiar????

www.Today.com

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Blackout Cake Oreo Cookies

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll find next month?

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NEW WEirD difFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2021

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, different, limited and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food and December was the busiest month ever. We never know WTFork we will find when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION – Lay’s Doritos Cool Ranch Potato chips. I would never wish to want my Lay’s potato chips to taste like Doritos Cool Ranch……..If I wanted Doritos Cool Ranch I’d be eating Doritos….This is just silly.

LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Wavy Funyuns……Onion flavored rings that are called Wavy?????? These don’t even freaking say chips….or even potato crisps on the bag……WTFork are they?

LIMITED EDITION – Deep River Snacks spicy Chinese Mustard flavored kettle potato chips. YES I did and they are really good. They taste just like Chinese Mustard and are all natural. I found them at Marshall’s

LIMITED – Kettle Brand apple cider vinegar potato chips….could go either way…….

DIFFERENT – Simple Truth Root Veggie Crisps Sea salt with chickpeas, shallots, beets & carrots……Might be good? They sound tasty.

DIFFERENT – Private Selection Chicken Tikka Masala naturally and artificially flavored ripple-cut kettle chips. I guess either the yogurt , tomato or the chicken is the artificial flavor? I don’t think that the spices can be artificial. I don’t think that this can taste good…..????

DIFFERENT – From The Ground Up Butternut Squash parmesan crackers…….It says on the box made with REAL butternut squash…..DAH instead of artificial butternut squash.

DIFFERENT – Regent vegetarian pumpkin crackers….What do I put on a pumpkin cracker?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Cherri Oats made with whole grains instead of the slop they normally use.

DIFFERENT and might be NEW – Beer Nuts Brand Snacks in Cantina Mix – guacamole, black bean, chili lemon & peanuts. ??? If they can pull off those flavors it might be good?

NEW – Veggie Straws – naturally flavored screaming HOT…?? might be good?

DIFFERENT – Beemster Pumpkin Spice Gouda. OH maybe that is what we should put on those pumpkin crackers above? I notice a lot of pumpkin spice is around long after fall here.

WEIRD (to me) Maybe not weird to you???? – Mr Bong fish sausage and Cheese Bong fish cakes in cheese flavor…….Maybe these are weird to most people?

DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Blueberry yogurt covered pretzels…???? Sounds weird…I’d never dip a pretzel in blueberry yogurt.

DIFFERENT – Hostess strawberry cheesecake naturally and artificially flavored mini doughnuts…..don’t know how they are but my guess is a little bit of both……

DIFFERENT – Godiva birthday cake truffles….bag doesn’t list any cake in them so how can they be birthday cake? It’s birthday cake minus the FORKING cake. Bah!

DIFFERENT – Ice Breakers sugar free mints in golden apple artifical and natural flavors….doesn’t sound apple-peeling?

DIFFERENT – TresBon sandwich cookies from grandma’s secret recipe of durian flavor……….I’ve tried durian once and it was the weirdest thing that I have ever tried….Maybe these cookies should be kept a secret?

NEW – Twix shakers…..I read that they suggest to shake this on chicken wings…..Might be good on ice cream!

NEW – NEW and IMPROVED Junior Caramels because the old one are now old and lousy.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s Decked Out Ugly Sweaters……It would be cook if the chocolate was all decked out like it looks on the package. If I come across them WE’LL SEE.

LIMITED EDITION Hershey’s How the Grinch stole Kisses……I have to say this one is pretty darn cute.

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat in Gingerbread Cookie….? These KitKats go 50/50 good or bad?????

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s sugar cookie with cream cookie pieces…….I’m guessing will suck..?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s? York snowflake peppermint patties. I have to be honest and say, that brown star doesn’t look like a snowflake……Who could have approved this?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s milk chocolate Comet reindeer. Guess Comet was the only one left.

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s – Whoppers Snowballs that are malted milk balls coated in artificial vanilla cream…doesn’t sound delicious?

NEW – Reese’s Iced Coffee made with milk and cream and probably Reese’s cups…..IDK if you are going for the Reese’s taste in your coffee just FORKING drop a real Reese’s cup in it.

WEIRD – Crayola Fruit Snack by Bebito…….made for farting rainbows. I hope they don’t taste like crayons.

DIFFERENT – Geisha wakeme seaweed……? Didn’t know seaweed came canned?

And there is always a FORKING Oreo.

Limited Edition – Nabisco Oy Vey Oreo Cookies in 5 Cool Winter Designs…How COOL they’ve finally combined some of the holidays….JUST KIDDING! (They aren’t THAT Cool)

It’s really this one below.

Limited Edition – Oreo Joy Cookies with red food coloring but same flavor.

That was the NEW, WEIRD,DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There for December 2021.

MERRY FORKING Everything and have a GREAT New Year!

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Forking Weird Food Related News

When I looked for weird food news the first thing I found today was that an officer threw a can of beans at a criminal armed with a hammer…….Guess that works better than bringing a lemon to a knife fight?

I read in FoodNetwork Magazine that a farmer in Japan invented Bananas that have very thin edible skin. These bananas currently are only being sold in Japan and coast $6.00 each. …..Why would FORKING ANYONE want to pay $6.00 for one banana to eat the skin? That is just BANANAS!

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You might have noticed many unusual pastas at the supermarket. Many different beans and vegetables go into pasta these days. Did you know that Hearts Of Palm, Plantain and Mung Beans actually are in certain pastas too? Ah the Pastabilities! I read this one in FoodNetwork Magazine.

I think the strangest Food News I came across was sent to me in an email from Well Done. When I clicked to the article I was directed to www.MyRecipes.com .

Mayonaise Ice-Cream in Hellman’s and Miracle Whip.

www.Drawception.com

www.ThinkGeek.com

You TOO can be toasty in a sleeping bag that looks like a hot pocket microwavable pouch. You can purchase these sleeping bags at www.ThinkGeek.com

I was walking threw the floral department at my local Safeway Grocery Store and spotted bouquets of cabbage in there with the flowers. That’s kind of weird….

Maybe you can also eat them?

Christmas is just around the corner so maybe you need a CHEESY Gift?

You can give someone a bust of you or someone else sculpted from cheese.

Buut here might be the best one.

The man in the hospital bed is actually cake.

Those were the weirdest food related news that I read recently.

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Forking Weird Produce Out There

This is a small collection of the Forking Weirdest Produce I found out there. I do warn you that some people might find some of the images disturbing.

Up above is an ear of corn I purchased from Sprouts Farmers Market Grocery Store. My corn came from Sprouts…….I think my corn is Sprouting something extra…..

Here’s an unusual gourd I found at Sprouts Grocery. It has unusual ridges but still looks like a duck.

Found a Forking Weird carrot in my bag of carrots.

I guess it’s a male carrot?

This next one is weird too.

It’s a cherry………I think I’ll name it Dolly.

These next ones are FORKING WEIRD TOO and look like female radishes.

Dirty radishes.

Those were some of the weird produce that is out there.

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NEW WEIRD DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There May 2020

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here is just some of what I’ve come across before the numbers got bad with the pandemic.

Up above is LIMITED – Kellogg’s Rice Krispies with Red White and Blue Krispies. I wonder if the dye comes off on your teeth?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Kellogg’s Toy Story 4 cereal in carnival berry flavored…..? I wonder WTFork is a carnival berry? Could it be some sort of berry that only grows at carnivals? WTFork is that?

WEIRD and Different and maybe NEW – Purely Elizabeth Brand Cauliflower Hot Cereal in cinnamon almond flavor…….?????????????? Eating a bowl of cauliflower for breakfast might be very healthy for you but seems sort of odd.

NEW – Rockit Apples …Might be something to shoot over to the store for?

DIFFERENT – Sunsweet Pacific Tropicals Thai Coconut lightly toasted coconut chips. Is Thai coconut better than Florida or Hawaiian coconut?

NEW – Hostess Birthday Cup Cakes …well everyday it’s someone’s birthday…

Different – By Crafty Cooking Kits Mermaid gelatin cups kit…..It’s a little fishy isn’t it?

Different and maybe NEW – Tasty No Bake Dessert Kits in Choco Mocha (one of my least favorite flavors in the whole world) and confetti………Both sound awful to me…..Just Forking buy a can of frosting and mix it with cake mix and you might end up with the same thing.

Different – Lay’s Flaming Hot Dill Pickle and regular Dill Pickle….II’ve seen them out for a few months now but am suddenly getting more interested in them…….?

DIFFERENT – Maple Guild Maple Syrup in Coffee flavor…?????? WEIRD and YUK! Just Forking spill a cup of coffee on your FORKING pancakes.

NEW – Chex Mix MAX’D in Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Dilll……?

DIFFERENT – Nestle KitKat Chunky Hazelnut Cream from Bulgaria. This really was different. It had a very thick coating of chocolate and was bigger than a normal KitKat. Wasn’t bad….just different.

DIFFERENT – Dark Chocolate Covered Blueberry Acai, Dark Chocolate cover Tangerines and Dark Chocolate covered Strawberries…..Sounds delicious but I don’t know if they are…….???

DIFFERENT – Gourmet Lollipops in pink champagne, champagne bubbles and Prosecco…ummm? Well there’s a sucker for everyone these days.

NEW – Cheesecake Factory Ice Creams in original, cookies and cream, strawberry, birthday cake, key lime, salted caramel and chocolate…? might be good? might suck? Don’t know…..

NEW – Blue Bunny triple chocolate explosion ice cream snacks…..It looks and sounds good?????? Except for the bunny looking up on the box because it makes me feel like these are for bunnies and not people. The box says BUNNY SNACKS…..Are you going to hop in your car to buy them?

NEW – Blue Bunny mini swirls cones in s’mores flavor????????

Different – Sir Kensington’s dressings in classic ranch, avocado oil ranch, pizza ranch and buffalo ranch…..???? What happens if I don’t like ranch?

NEW – Lay’s potato chips in crispy taco flavor…..????? Seems weird for potato chips to taste like tacos?????? IDK?

NEW Lay’s potato chips in cheddar jalapeño flavor? Sounds good….don’t know if they are?

NEW – Lay’s wavy fried green tomatoes….oh yes I did!….These are actually good. They really taste like a tomato with mayonnaise on it.

WEIRD and Different and maybe NEW – Whole Foods vegan unreal corned beef sandwich….It’s unreal!

WEIRD – WTFork are they? Here’s Keebler Whoopsy Fudge Stripes that are artificially flavored. Do these cookies get you drunk….or are they made by drunk people…WHOOPSY???

And of course there has to be a artificially flavored Oreo Cookie.

NEW – Caramel Coconut Oreo Cookies

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for May 2020. Who know WTFork I’lll come across next month?

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NEW WEIRD DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there March 2020

There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go to a store I never know WTFork I’ll come across and here are a few of what I’ve seen. Up above are…..DIFFERENT Chewy Red Hots Cinnamon Bears that are sweet and spicy. ……That’s cool but I remember watching Yogi Bear when I was a kid so I wonder why the bears aren’t peanut butter and jelly flavored?

*********Different…REALLY..FORKING DIFFERENT!!!!!!!********

Here are Jovy wet by origin candy bears.

I looked up the word revolcado….I was thinking that it might be Spanish for Volcano or maybe some sort of hot meaning…..but here is the definition I’ve found.

Revolcado – A traditional delicious Guatemalan Stew prepared in a pig’s head along with offal, peppers and tomatoes.

I couldn’t find a translation for achamoyados but I found a translation for chamoyados and that means shaved ice.

So maybe the above candy could be weird if it is Guatemalan Stew flavored with shaved ice….Not that there is anything wrong with the stew…but stew flavored candy is FORKING WEIRD.

WEIRD – Gotta B Sweet Cotton Candy in watermelon and rainbow flavor….We all know that rainbow makes you poop a rainbow.

EVEN WEIRDER – Gotta B Sweet – Cotton Candy in Unicorn Birthday Cake. What kind of FORKING FLAVOR IS UNICORN? UNICORN mixed with (ICK) birthday cake must make you at least FART a rainbow.

Different – Peeps in party cake, cotton candy and dipped in milk chocolate

Different – Good Food Made Simple in Sriracha scramble, The Greek and Himalayan Vegetarian Burritos….?????

DIFFERENT and sort of NEW Mann’s Baby Cauliflower

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – there’s a whole bunch of salad dressing from Panera Bread Fuji apple, poppy seed, Caesar, ginger vinaigrette/carrots and miso, balsamic, southwest caesar, mediterranean lemon. (they sound good but I don’t know if they are)

DIFFERENT and Maybe NEW – Tattoo hot sauces in Polynesian sweet and spicy, avocado Serrano, Himalayan Chile…..???

DIFFERENT – D’Vash Sweet Potato Nectar

DIFFERENT – Buffalo Wild Wings Spicy Garlic Wing Sauce

DIFFERENT – Trader Joes Blue Cheese Mustard…..Ummm?

SPECIAL EDITION – General Mills Chocolate Lucky Charms……

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frozen II Cereal with Marshmallows ……eh??

NEW – Snack Club Maple Bourbon Almonds …sounds great to me!

DIFFERENT – Snak Club EVERYTHING Cashews….???? Maybe yum!

WEIRD – Trader Joe’s Truffle Marcona Almonds. They squirted truffle perfume on almonds…..bah

DIFFERENT – HU Kitchen Vegan Chocolates in Vanilla Quinoa Milk Chocolate and Cashew Butter & Raspberry Jelly Dark Chocolate…..???? Maybe Yum?

Different – Vosges Chocolate Bars in Parmesan Walnut and Fig, Cheddar and Apple, Manchego and Cherry and Fromage Blanc and Berries

NEW and DIFFERENT and also WEIRD – Jell-O in Strawberry Cup Cake. Edible (LOL EDIBLE) Ocean Berry Blue and Edible (Edible? isn’t food edible?) Sand vanilla flavored …..IDK I think someone was lit or on drugs to think up these new Jell-o’s.

DIFFERENT – The Chilli Jam Man Smokin’ Ghost Chilli Jam – It says it taste great on the jar….but then again they’d never write on a jar that it doesn’t taste great….?????

WEIRD – 365 Birthday Cake Pretzels – (GAG!)

Really DIFFERENT – El Tio Papilio Potato Crisp in Spanish Ham Flavor…..(for when you feel like pigging out)

DIFFERENT – Bellabonza Organic Edamame Green Bean Fettuccine. WTFork not?

DIFFERENT – Roland Artificially Flavored Truffle Mac & Cheese in regular and whole wheat. Well at least they are honest and have artificially flavored on the front of box if you are too stupid figure out that a $3.99 box of pasta will never have real truffles in it.

Different – Pereg Quinoa in Southern Smoked Flavor??????

Different and maybe NEW – Organic Red Duck Taco Sauces in Korean, Mild and Spicy

DIFFERENT – CrunchMaster Multi Seed CHILE PASILLA crackers…cool! Sounds tasty!

DIFFERENT – 2s Company Gojiberry & Coconut crips……?

DIFFERENT – EPIC Jerky Sriracha traditional chicken jerky…?????

DIFFERENT – Rap Snacks in Cheddar BBQ Chips, White Cheddar with a dap of Ranch Cheese Puffs, Trina Honey Dew Cheese Puffs and BBQ something.

More Rap Snacks

DIFFERENT – Trina Fioney Jalapeno Cheese Puffs, Trina Honey Dew Cheese Puffs, Honey Dip Butter Pop Corn, Habanero Hot Cheese Popcorn and Jerk BBQ Chips

DIFFERENT and maybe Weird – Chirps Barbecue Cricket Chips

LOOK what else we got!

LIMITED EDITION ..THE MOST STUFF Oreo cookies…..pardon me….(cough….Cough….gag…splat!)

How lucky can we get?

Limited Edition Easter egg Oreo Cookies in 5 egg shaped designs! If that don’t crack you up nothing will.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition foods out there for March 2020. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEIRD DifFERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there February 2020

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are only a few of what I came across recently on trips to the grocery stores and supermarkets.

Up above is NEW – Krusteaz gluten free confetti buttermilk pancake mix. It might make you fart a rainbow too!

WEIRD – PeaTos in Classic Onion and Fiery Onion…I am guessing that these are junk food onion rings made out of peas with something about the Lion King on the top of the bag?

DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted Parsnip Chips …sounds tasty?

(Cool expired food……. I forgot if this was from Safeway or Walmart Grocery)

Different – Squeezable horseradish from Reese in regular horseradish, sriracha horseradish and wasabi horseradish…ummmm?

Different and maybe weird – Banana Wave – Banana Milk and Milkadamia Macadamia Milk…Never herd of a banana or a nut giving milk?

Different – Parrot Brand Soursop Juice Drink with pulp. You just don’t come across this too often.

NEW – maybe you don’t ave teeth and can’t eat a candy bar…Now you can drink a Snickers Chocolate low-fat milk and also Twix chocolate low-fat milk.

Different – Birch Benders Magic Syrup in Mink Body Maple and MAPLE BOURBON (that one sounds great!……..hic!)

DIFFERENT – Fuoco Di Buo Mia’s Kitchen Calabrian Chili Pepper Hot Sauce….Sounds great! Love Calabrian peppers!

Different – Budweiser Brewmaster’s Premium Barbecue Sweet and Smokey Sauce…??? Might be good?

DIFFERENT – Soy Vey Mango Rice Wine Vinegar Sake – Sounds yummy but I don’t Forking know if it is?

DIFFERENT – Williams Sonoma Simmer Sauce in Pumpkin Curry…..

Different and maybe WEIRD – Williams Sonoma Pasta Sauce in Pumpkin Parmesan

WEIRD – Unicorn FARTS Cotton Candy…..well if that doesn’t make you fart a rainbow nothing would.

Different and maybe NEW – Smarties candy rolls in Tropical Fruit Flavors

DIFFERENT – Biena baked Chick[ea puffs in Aged White Cheddar and Blazing HOT

DIFFERENT – Purely Elizabeth Vibrant Oats in Raspberry Pitaya and Coconut Turmeric

DIFFERENT – Banana Dark Chocolate Chewy Bites….Sounds delicious but don’t know unless we try them.

DIFFERENT Healthful Snacking Pecans in coconut praline, Peanuts in honey roasted pumpkin spice and peanuts in honey roasted caramel apple flavors……..Think the pecans sound delicious but them two peanut flavors sound kinda Forking WEIRD to me.

NEW – Dove minis says new? Vanilla and chocolate in dark chocolate…60 calories each..Worth a try!

NEW – Fatboy cookie dough ice cream cones….

DIFFERENT – KitKat candy in Sweet Cinnamon made with “natural” and OTHER natural flavors……natural is good…..but when it reads other natural I have to wonder what the FORK that could be……Other natural…..could be whale anus skin, baboon boogers, grown out elephant toe nails, tiger spit. beaver anal sac contents…WHO FORKING KNOWS!

DIFFERENT – Sweet Rose Coconut whipped topping…(sometimes you feel like a nut)

Different by The Real Coconut – Coconut Flour Tortillas ….? Sounds like they might taste like coconut?????

Different – By NUCo Coconut Wrapes in (whatever the FORK is…) Moringa and Cinnamon…..?????

DIFFERENT – Trader Joes Cauliflower Gnocchi and also from Trader Joe are Stuffed potato gnocchi stuffed with tomato sauce and cheese….Oh my!

Different and sort of NEW – Good Catch Tuna-FREE Tuna……???? I wonder how they do that?

Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Fruit Medley with peach, apple and pear flavors

Limited Edition – Kellogg’s Peeps – marshmallow flavored cereal..(.ick!)

NEW RECIPE – Kellogg’s Honey Smacks WTFork is it now?

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries with 3X bigger berries Oh My!

DIFFERENT – Annie Chun’s – Seaweed Crisps with extra crispy brown rice chips that are Gochujang flavored…Oh yes I did ….and they are tasty!

DIFFERENT – Harvest Snaps in Parmesan Roasted Garlic Flavor

WEIRD – Rosemary Fougasse Bread (Foo-Gassie) Bread (lol)

We also got some New Oreo Cookies….(YIKES WTFork did we do to deserve this?)

NEW -Artificially Flavored Chocolate Marshmallow (…………cough…)

NEW – Artificially Flavored Caramel Coconut. Oreo Cookies (How WTFork do they artificially make caramel and coconut anyway?…..they are cheap flavors….why do they have to use artificial here?……)

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2020. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

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DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD 2020 Valentine Foods

There is always something NEW, DIFFERENT or WEIRD out there in the wonderful world of food. Even for Valentine’s Day food can get a little Different and WEIRD!

Up above are Utz Cheese Balls for your Valentine if you want to be cheesy.

If Utz aren’t cheesy enough then you can add on Cheez-it crackers in FUN packs…just for fun.

Here are LIMITED EDITION and Target Exclusive…..Lindt Lindor dark chocolate strawberry chocolates…(they sound delicious…don’t know if they are?)

Hershey Chocolates in Heart Shapes….because regular Hershey’s bars won’t do for. Valentine’s Day.

Disney’s Frozen II chocolates in a box and chocolate roses……(for people with COLD Frozen HEARTS….kidding)

WOW! Break Up Valentine’s Chocolates from Russell Stover….”You’re just not my speed…opps! I added the word not) New meaning if you read it correctly…We are both slow…..

Marvel gummy valentine bands……..Weird and not very sanitary….ICK!

Little Debbie enrobed cakes in cherry cordial and vanilla snack cake.

MORE WEIRD – Get MUDDY with your buddy with Chex Mix Muddy Buddies cookies and cream snack mix.

Quaker Chewy Valentine chocolate chip limited Edition minis. This just doesn’t say Valentine’s Day…….IDK WTFork they are doing here?

Here’s apple sauce in GoGo-Squeeze Valentine Family packs….why?

Annie’s organic bunny fruit snacks in strawberry with OTHER natural flavors…maybe the other is rabbit butt?

Here’s YUM Earth organic Valentine sour beans….for when you are feeling sour.

Valentine Tootsie Pops and Dum-Dums Lollipops….How many licks….Dum Dums……

Original Skittles, Wild Berry Skittles and Life Savers Valentine Candy with Valentine Teacher’s Card…Awwwww how sweet…

Jelly Belly Petite Sour Hearts….more candy for when you are feeling a little sour.

WTFork is this next one?

I wind up poop dispenser with poop candy that says Be my poop……I guess this is for your sh*ty Valentine.

If that one doesn’t doo it for you maybe the next one will?

LOLLI-POOPS

Friendship lollypop exchange kit

To my magical friend

“You’re one of a kind”

Stinkin Cute is pretty funny I must say.

Well those were the Different and maybe WEIRD Valentine’s Food I came across for Valentine’s Day 2020.

Have a Happy Valentines Day!

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NEW WeiRD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2019

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will come across when I go to a store and here are some of the things I found.

Up above is something that’s kind of DIFFERENT. Here’s Sweet & Fiery Fruit by the FOOT in Fiery Peach and Spicy Watermelon……Naturally flavored too!

I noticed that many candies are going spicy these days.

HOT Chili Pops – Different

NEW – By Hot Heads in Sizzling Strawberry, Atomic Green Apple and Fiery Watermelon Extreme Heat WORMS

NEW – By Hot Heads – Scorching Heat Twists in Molten Mango, Piping Hot Pineapple and Atomic Green Apple.

Different – Tangy Zangy soft ‘n’ Chewy HOT CHILI in lime, watermelon, tamarind and mango flavors

Different – By Chocolate Storybook is Banana Split Cotten Candy….Sounds tasty WTFork knows?

WEIRD – Beer Cotton Candy – WHY?

DIFFERENT AND WEIRD – Smash-Mallow Marshmallows in COOKIE DOUGH, Cinnamon Churro and Mint Chocolate Chip……(Cookie Dough……..BLECH!)

DIFFERENT – Gilliam Old Fashioned artificially flavored Watermelon sanded drops….no thank you!

NEW – Nestle Toll House Vanilla Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Sandwiches…????

NEW – Nestle Drumstick – Dulce de Leche, Vanilla with Dulce de Leche and Vanilla with Fudge Ice Cream Novelties…..Looks yummy!

NEW – Blue Bunny Mini Swirl Cones in Strawberry Short Cake and Chocolate Peanut Butter….sounds yummy! only 150 calories for the strawberry and 170 for chocolate peanut butter….not bad

WIERD….Maybe NEW? – Corona Light Candies….????WtFork?

Different – Retro Pop Corn from England made with British Crushed Candy in Lemon & Lime Sherbet and Cola Cube.

NEW – Taco Bell Reaper Ranch Tortilla Chips made with real Carolina Reaper Peppers….Ummm might be good?

Different – from Savoursmiths – Italian Cheese and Port Potato Chips from England…different!

LIMITED EDITION – Ritz crisp and thins in Jalapeño Cheddar and Buffalo….not the cow-like creature…the sauce I think?

NEW – Planters Nutty Snack Mixes in Sweet & Salty Cinnamon and Wasabi Honey

NEW – Pop Tarts in frosted harvest strawberry???? WTFork is different here? Frosted Strawberry Pop tarts have been around since the Stone Age? OHHHHH these are without artificial colors and don’t have high fructose or corn syrup……(big whoop de doo!….they Forking should convert all the pop tarts that way)

DIFFERENT – Here’s another POP-tart Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae…..? It looks weird with that white cream inside….???????

NEW- Kellogg’s Vanilla Creme snap crackle Poppers Rice Krispies Treats……(Only people from certain parts of Phoenix will get what I’m saying)……To me they look like cubes of coyote poop with some sort of waxy frosting……just saying.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Pumpkin Spice……..?

NEW – Nature’s Path Organic Honey & Peanut Nut Butter Crunch……Sounds delicious don’t know if it is……..?

DIFFERENT maybe Weird? – Overwatch Lucio Oh’s in artificial sonic vanilia flavor cereal ohs………with some sort of get a free loot boost offer…….????????

DIFFERENT – Nestle Coffee Mate Coffee Creamer in Butterscotch……?

DIFFERENT -Multiple Flavors of Ketchup by Melinda’s – Jalapeño, Chipotle, Habanero and Black Pepper (WTFork……I understand the Jalapeño, Chipotle and even the Habanero flavors but how Forking hard is it for some lazy A……to sprinkle a little bit of black pepper on something…????? How hard is it????????)

Possibly NEW – Red Robin Signature Blend Seasoning….For that Red Robin Flavor at home?…..

Different – Rick’s Picks Snacking Pickles in a pouch in Lime Dill, Spicy Sriracha and Sweet Pickle…..Oh my!

Maybe Weird? – Coffee comes (or came) in all kinds of flavors too! Here’s Tanzanian Peaberry (what’s a peaberry?) and Ethiopian Moka Java…..Interesting!

Maybe Weird and Certainly DIFFERENT – Polan Picked Pattypan Squash

DIFFERENT – Old World Beet and Leek Salad…..Might be good!

There are many varieties of sweet onions but these Carzalia Sweet Onions are NEW to me.

NEW – Alexia Crispy Frozen Truffle Fries with NATURAL Flavor! Sounds good!

Different – Mighty Spark packaged chicken in bruschetta and sweet Thai style?

DIFFERENT – Wahlburgers packaged angus burgers…???

DIFFERENT – Mazola (the corn oil company) also makes chicken bouillon and tomato chicken bouillon.

Entenmann’s Apple Cider Pancake and Waffle Mix…….I miss apple cider…..supermarkets back east used to sell apple cider in the fall and winter time. I mean good apple cider that’s cloudy…not the crap that looks like pee.

Nonni’s Limited Edition Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Biscotti and Limited Batch Maple Pecan Biscotti.

Of Course there is always a NEW or Limited Edition Oreo Cookie

Here are Limited Edition Artificially Flavored Maple Creme Oreo Cookies……..

Oh I don’t know WTFork we did to deserve another new flavor?

LIMITED EDITION MYSTERY OREO also ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED……(how good can that taste?) Eat a bunch and try to guess the flavors for a chance of winning $50,000.00 (guess they will taste GREAT if you win all that money!)

OH FUDGE!

There’s another Limited Edition Oreo out there!

LIMITED EDITION – White Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies….

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and SPECIAL EDITION foods out there for November 2019. I don’t know WTFORK I’ll come across next time.

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NEW DiFFERENT WeiRD Limited and Special Edition Foods out there October 2019

There is always something NEW Different Weird Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is just some of what I’ve seen recently.

Up above is Black Bean Chipotle Hummus……(or so they say)….Might be good? don’t know? – Different…Maybe Weird too….Isn’t hummus made from chick peas?

I think I have to draw the line at Brownie Batter Hummus………HOW the FORK is that going to taste in a pita sandwich? This one is FORKING WEIRD!

Here we got H.J. Heinz Vintage 1896 Smoky and Spicy Ketchup…….I picked them up will let you know……Different

NEW – Romano’s Macaroni Grill makes frozen foods. Here’s cajun style chicken Alfredo, chicken parmesano and supreme pizza in tubs that are ice cream shaped.

NEW – Korean Style Fried Chicken, Vegetable Ramen Noodle Bowl and Chicken Shoyu Ramen.

Interesting! Bibigo Bibimbap in Go-Chu-Jang Chicken, soy garlic beef and soy garlic chicken. Some these sound really great but frozen food from the grocer’s usually isn’t the best.

Benihana Japanese Steakhouse Foods in Yakisoba Steak, Rocky’s Choice? and Hibachi Chicken Rice. ????? All frozen so you miss the chef chopping on the grill throwing shrimp and eggs in the air.

(more restaurant food at the grocer)…….Here’s POPEYES Buttermilk Baking Mix with natural and artificial flavor…..?

Duck Fat has waddled into the grocery store! Here’s Fatworks Jarred Duckfat and Cornhusker brand gourmet Duck Fat Cooking Spray……..(quack!)

DIFFERENT – HTY Seaweed Crisp stuffed with purple rice and almonds…..(yes I did and they are pretty darn tasty and light like air….whole bag is 100 calories Woo HOO!)

NEW – General Mills Fiber One Cereal with Strawberries & Vanilla Clusters

NEW – General Mills BLUEBERRY Cherrios………?

Artificially Flavored Cap’N’Crunch’s Cotton Candy Crunch……this one just doesn’t sound promising……

Kellogg’s Wild Berry Fruit Loops……..sounds tasty but don’t know?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Earth Balance Trail Mix Blend Crab Seed Crunch Peanut Butter? It might be delicious?

Here are Chips Ahoy thin and crispy THINS that are cinnamon sugar flavored…….It looks like they forgot to put chips in the cookies…Oy Vey…….no chips in Chips Ahoy?

Well at least Nabisco didn’t forget to put chips in these brownie stuffed chewy chips ahoy cookies.

Different – Trader Joe’s Butternut Squash Pizza Crust

Different – Trader Joe’s Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese

Even Forking CHEESE has to be flavored now! Here’s Taco Bell Brand Zesty Ranch Shredded Monterey Jack Cheese….How Forking hard is it to open a Forking bottle of ranch dressing and do it the Fork yourself?

These are different! Here are Coconut Flour Tortilla Chips cooked in coconut oil…..by Daniella Hunter. I bet they’d taste good with limey pineapple salsa!

Here is Pepperlicious by Fresh Bellies……Freeze dried red peppers….?….Might be yum!

Here’s Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey……..Who knew?

A New Melon called the Lemondrop ……..?

Trader Joe’s Baby Cauliflower

Here is Spinach & Kale Whole Grain Chips by The Better Chip. They sound healthy……

Below are a few Bags of Lay’s Potato Chips from China.

Different – Lay’s Cucumber Flavor…Oddly these are actually very good….taste just like cucumber.

Different Lay’s Pure Tomato Flavor Chips…

Different Lay’s Italian Red Meat Flavor Potato Chips…??????

Really Different Lay’s Grilled Squid Flavor Potato Chips

Did you ever imagine finding Butternut Squash Pretzels from The ground up? I know I never guessed I’d Forking come across Butternut Squash Pretzels.

NEW – Hippie Snacks Avocado Crisps in Guacamole flavored…sounds tasty!…(but darn expensive….Look $4.99 for only 2.5 oz….WTFork)

NEW – Enlightened Brand – Bada Bean Bada Boom Crunchy Broad Beans in Sweet Sriracha, Garlic and Onion, Mesquite BBQ and Spicy Wasabi….Who Knew?

DIFFERENT – from The Good Bean Balsamic Herbs Crispy Favas and Peas…..? Might be good or could be a gas?

Really FORKING DIFFERENT – Crab Roe Flavor Broad Beans….who knew?

DIFFERENT – Crab Roe Flavor Sunflower Seeds……never thought I’d see that!

Bubba’s Fine Foods makes Kettle Cooked ‘Nana Chips in the Not-Cho Nacho variety…..?

NEW – Here’s thin and crispy Banana Chips in Hickory BBQ and Habanero Garlic….Oh My!

They even make forking banana chips for dogs!

Here are Banana BITES for dogs…..(warning that this might not be the treat you’re dog is hoping for)

Different – Milky Way Salted Caramel Bars

Different – Milky Way Fudge Bars

And of course OH FUDGE!…….there is a Forking NEW Oreo.

NEW – Fudge Covered OREO Mint Creme Cookies.

Can you believe it?

We also got a new LIMITED EDITION OREO COOKIE!

LIMITED EDITION – Baskin Robbins Mint Chocolate Chip Oreo Cookies with flavor creme artificially flavored Mint & Chocolate Cremes with Chocolate Chips Sandwich Cookies.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for October 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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