There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go to a store I never know WTFork I’ll come across and here are a few of what I’ve seen. Up above are…..DIFFERENT Chewy Red Hots Cinnamon Bears that are sweet and spicy. ……That’s cool but I remember watching Yogi Bear when I was a kid so I wonder why the bears aren’t peanut butter and jelly flavored?
*********Different…REALLY..FORKING DIFFERENT!!!!!!!********
Here are Jovy wet by origin candy bears.
I looked up the word revolcado….I was thinking that it might be Spanish for Volcano or maybe some sort of hot meaning…..but here is the definition I’ve found.
Revolcado – A traditional delicious Guatemalan Stew prepared in a pig’s head along with offal, peppers and tomatoes.
I couldn’t find a translation for achamoyados but I found a translation for chamoyados and that means shaved ice.
So maybe the above candy could be weird if it is Guatemalan Stew flavored with shaved ice….Not that there is anything wrong with the stew…but stew flavored candy is FORKING WEIRD.
WEIRD – Gotta B Sweet Cotton Candy in watermelon and rainbow flavor….We all know that rainbow makes you poop a rainbow.
EVEN WEIRDER – Gotta B Sweet – Cotton Candy in Unicorn Birthday Cake. What kind of FORKING FLAVOR IS UNICORN? UNICORN mixed with (ICK) birthday cake must make you at least FART a rainbow.
Different – Peeps in party cake, cotton candy and dipped in milk chocolate
Different – Good Food Made Simple in Sriracha scramble, The Greek and Himalayan Vegetarian Burritos….?????
DIFFERENT and sort of NEW Mann’s Baby Cauliflower
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – there’s a whole bunch of salad dressing from Panera Bread Fuji apple, poppy seed, Caesar, ginger vinaigrette/carrots and miso, balsamic, southwest caesar, mediterranean lemon. (they sound good but I don’t know if they are)
DIFFERENT and Maybe NEW – Tattoo hot sauces in Polynesian sweet and spicy, avocado Serrano, Himalayan Chile…..???
DIFFERENT – D’Vash Sweet Potato Nectar
DIFFERENT – Buffalo Wild Wings Spicy Garlic Wing Sauce
DIFFERENT – Trader Joes Blue Cheese Mustard…..Ummm?
SPECIAL EDITION – General Mills Chocolate Lucky Charms……
LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frozen II Cereal with Marshmallows ……eh??
NEW – Snack Club Maple Bourbon Almonds …sounds great to me!
DIFFERENT – Snak Club EVERYTHING Cashews….???? Maybe yum!
WEIRD – Trader Joe’s Truffle Marcona Almonds. They squirted truffle perfume on almonds…..bah
DIFFERENT – HU Kitchen Vegan Chocolates in Vanilla Quinoa Milk Chocolate and Cashew Butter & Raspberry Jelly Dark Chocolate…..???? Maybe Yum?
Different – Vosges Chocolate Bars in Parmesan Walnut and Fig, Cheddar and Apple, Manchego and Cherry and Fromage Blanc and Berries
NEW and DIFFERENT and also WEIRD – Jell-O in Strawberry Cup Cake. Edible (LOL EDIBLE) Ocean Berry Blue and Edible (Edible? isn’t food edible?) Sand vanilla flavored …..IDK I think someone was lit or on drugs to think up these new Jell-o’s.
DIFFERENT – The Chilli Jam Man Smokin’ Ghost Chilli Jam – It says it taste great on the jar….but then again they’d never write on a jar that it doesn’t taste great….?????
WEIRD – 365 Birthday Cake Pretzels – (GAG!)
Really DIFFERENT – El Tio Papilio Potato Crisp in Spanish Ham Flavor…..(for when you feel like pigging out)
DIFFERENT – Bellabonza Organic Edamame Green Bean Fettuccine. WTFork not?
DIFFERENT – Roland Artificially Flavored Truffle Mac & Cheese in regular and whole wheat. Well at least they are honest and have artificially flavored on the front of box if you are too stupid figure out that a $3.99 box of pasta will never have real truffles in it.
Different – Pereg Quinoa in Southern Smoked Flavor??????
Different and maybe NEW – Organic Red Duck Taco Sauces in Korean, Mild and Spicy
DIFFERENT – CrunchMaster Multi Seed CHILE PASILLA crackers…cool! Sounds tasty!
DIFFERENT – 2s Company Gojiberry & Coconut crips……?
DIFFERENT – EPIC Jerky Sriracha traditional chicken jerky…?????
DIFFERENT – Rap Snacks in Cheddar BBQ Chips, White Cheddar with a dap of Ranch Cheese Puffs, Trina Honey Dew Cheese Puffs and BBQ something.
More Rap Snacks
DIFFERENT – Trina Fioney Jalapeno Cheese Puffs, Trina Honey Dew Cheese Puffs, Honey Dip Butter Pop Corn, Habanero Hot Cheese Popcorn and Jerk BBQ Chips
DIFFERENT and maybe Weird – Chirps Barbecue Cricket Chips
LOOK what else we got!
LIMITED EDITION ..THE MOST STUFF Oreo cookies…..pardon me….(cough….Cough….gag…splat!)
How lucky can we get?
Limited Edition Easter egg Oreo Cookies in 5 egg shaped designs! If that don’t crack you up nothing will.
Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition foods out there for March 2020. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.
