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NEW WEIRD DIFFerenT Limited & Special Edition Foods Out There March 2023

There is always something new, weird, different, limited and or special edition when we shop for food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Old El Paso Fiesta Twists in Queso Flavor…..WoW I’ve never seen them before! New Twist on an Old Brand that also is a little corny and cheesy!

These next ones might be fun to add to a bowl of Old El Paso Fiesta Twists…….

DIFFERENT – Branch Out seasoned and dried avocado chips. It really is different….When is the last time you ate avocado that was crunchy?

DIFFERENT – Kelly’s Classic BBQ Rob’s Backstage Barbecue Popcorn………???? Never thought about BBQ popcorn????

DIFFERENT – Wilde Protein Chips made with chicken breast, egg whites, and chicken bone broth. Sounds like a meal………maybe you need to eat vegetable chips with it?

DIFFERENT – Favols – Wine or Champagne Confit. I don’t mean to be a whiner but who the FORK knows about this?

WEIRD – Coors – Coors-icles – Coors Light Beer NO ALCOHOL popsicles……Whoz gonna what that? BURrrrrrrp!

DIFFERENT – White Toque – Nut Potatoes………???? Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like a potato……Nut potatoes.

DIFFERENT – Tapatio Extra Spicy RAMEN Noodle Soup…..Different! Maybe tasty?

DIFFERENT – Hermann the German – HOT wine candy…….This one might be WEIRD too! WhoTFork drinks HOT wine?

Moving on….

LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Blueberries and Cream White Chocolate Truffles…….with OTHER natural flavors????????

LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Neapolitan White Chocolate Truffles….?????

DIFFERENT & FORKING WEIRD – OmNom – Black n’ Burnt Barley Icelandic Chocolate. I haven’t tried it so I can’t say for sure but doesn’t sound delicious to me.

NEW – Snickers almond brownie…….Could be good but I doubt it. Tried the first brownie Snickers bar when it came out and took one bite and tossed it. That’s nothing to snicker about.

DIFFERENT – KitKat BIGKAT ….???? Maybe it taste the same as the original…..or dog gone it and maybe it doesn’t?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW or LIMITED EDITION – KitKat King Size Birthday Cake……Well it’s someone’s birthday everyday….Might be good they run around 50/50…..good to not so good…..

DIFFERENT – Frankford Post Cocoa Pebbles Cinnamon King Size Milk Chocolate Bar…….It sounds like a Yabba Dabba Doo but can possibly be a Yabba Dabba don’t?

NEW – Starburst Air Gummies in sour tropical flavors……..Think I’d rather chew on an Air Jordon Sneaker.

DIFFERENT – Peeps Fruit Punch Chick Marshmallows that are a boxer’s favorite flavor.

And there is usually something Oreo…..Well this month there really wasn’t so here is what is coming out April 3rd 2023…….was this one was out before?….It seems familiar????

www.Today.com

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Blackout Cake Oreo Cookies

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll find next month?

The Forking Truth

WTFORK Happened to the Christmas Candy Cane?

A long time ago in a land far away someone invented candy sticks to make noisy children shut the FORK up for when they are in church. It was also written that some German dude got the idea to put a little religion into the candy sticks by adding a Shepard’s hook.

Some time has passed and someone else got the idea to add hyssop flavor to the candy canes because hyssop was used in the Old Testament for purification and sacrifice. Maybe nobody wanted child sacrifice on their hands so they stopped adding hyssop to the candy canes. But maybe they changed to peppermint flavor because peppermint was cheaper?

Then they added the White Stripes.

Or was it the red stripes? Symbolizing the blood of Christ?

Maybe you noticed that candy canes often anything that’s NOT peppermint flavored?

Brisket flavored candy canes

Butter flavored candy canes

Sour cream and onion flavored candy canes

Kale flavored candy canes

Pickle flavor candy canes

Mac & cheese flavored candy canes

Sardine flavored candy canes

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Hotdog flavored candy canes

It doesn’t really matter WTFORK flavor that the candy cane is……If it’s in the mouth the kid with SHUT THE FORK UP!

This was a little bit of what happened to the Christmas Candy Cane.

That’s All Folks!

Merry Everything and have a Happy New Year!

The Forking Truth

References

www.Wikkipedia.com

www.WhyChristmas.com

www.NoelNoel.com

www.FoodNetwork.com

NEW WEirD difFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2021

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, different, limited and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food and December was the busiest month ever. We never know WTFork we will find when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION – Lay’s Doritos Cool Ranch Potato chips. I would never wish to want my Lay’s potato chips to taste like Doritos Cool Ranch……..If I wanted Doritos Cool Ranch I’d be eating Doritos….This is just silly.

LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Wavy Funyuns……Onion flavored rings that are called Wavy?????? These don’t even freaking say chips….or even potato crisps on the bag……WTFork are they?

LIMITED EDITION – Deep River Snacks spicy Chinese Mustard flavored kettle potato chips. YES I did and they are really good. They taste just like Chinese Mustard and are all natural. I found them at Marshall’s

LIMITED – Kettle Brand apple cider vinegar potato chips….could go either way…….

DIFFERENT – Simple Truth Root Veggie Crisps Sea salt with chickpeas, shallots, beets & carrots……Might be good? They sound tasty.

DIFFERENT – Private Selection Chicken Tikka Masala naturally and artificially flavored ripple-cut kettle chips. I guess either the yogurt , tomato or the chicken is the artificial flavor? I don’t think that the spices can be artificial. I don’t think that this can taste good…..????

DIFFERENT – From The Ground Up Butternut Squash parmesan crackers…….It says on the box made with REAL butternut squash…..DAH instead of artificial butternut squash.

DIFFERENT – Regent vegetarian pumpkin crackers….What do I put on a pumpkin cracker?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Cherri Oats made with whole grains instead of the slop they normally use.

DIFFERENT and might be NEW – Beer Nuts Brand Snacks in Cantina Mix – guacamole, black bean, chili lemon & peanuts. ??? If they can pull off those flavors it might be good?

NEW – Veggie Straws – naturally flavored screaming HOT…?? might be good?

DIFFERENT – Beemster Pumpkin Spice Gouda. OH maybe that is what we should put on those pumpkin crackers above? I notice a lot of pumpkin spice is around long after fall here.

WEIRD (to me) Maybe not weird to you???? – Mr Bong fish sausage and Cheese Bong fish cakes in cheese flavor…….Maybe these are weird to most people?

DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Blueberry yogurt covered pretzels…???? Sounds weird…I’d never dip a pretzel in blueberry yogurt.

DIFFERENT – Hostess strawberry cheesecake naturally and artificially flavored mini doughnuts…..don’t know how they are but my guess is a little bit of both……

DIFFERENT – Godiva birthday cake truffles….bag doesn’t list any cake in them so how can they be birthday cake? It’s birthday cake minus the FORKING cake. Bah!

DIFFERENT – Ice Breakers sugar free mints in golden apple artifical and natural flavors….doesn’t sound apple-peeling?

DIFFERENT – TresBon sandwich cookies from grandma’s secret recipe of durian flavor……….I’ve tried durian once and it was the weirdest thing that I have ever tried….Maybe these cookies should be kept a secret?

NEW – Twix shakers…..I read that they suggest to shake this on chicken wings…..Might be good on ice cream!

NEW – NEW and IMPROVED Junior Caramels because the old one are now old and lousy.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s Decked Out Ugly Sweaters……It would be cook if the chocolate was all decked out like it looks on the package. If I come across them WE’LL SEE.

LIMITED EDITION Hershey’s How the Grinch stole Kisses……I have to say this one is pretty darn cute.

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat in Gingerbread Cookie….? These KitKats go 50/50 good or bad?????

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s sugar cookie with cream cookie pieces…….I’m guessing will suck..?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s? York snowflake peppermint patties. I have to be honest and say, that brown star doesn’t look like a snowflake……Who could have approved this?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s milk chocolate Comet reindeer. Guess Comet was the only one left.

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s – Whoppers Snowballs that are malted milk balls coated in artificial vanilla cream…doesn’t sound delicious?

NEW – Reese’s Iced Coffee made with milk and cream and probably Reese’s cups…..IDK if you are going for the Reese’s taste in your coffee just FORKING drop a real Reese’s cup in it.

WEIRD – Crayola Fruit Snack by Bebito…….made for farting rainbows. I hope they don’t taste like crayons.

DIFFERENT – Geisha wakeme seaweed……? Didn’t know seaweed came canned?

And there is always a FORKING Oreo.

Limited Edition – Nabisco Oy Vey Oreo Cookies in 5 Cool Winter Designs…How COOL they’ve finally combined some of the holidays….JUST KIDDING! (They aren’t THAT Cool)

It’s really this one below.

Limited Edition – Oreo Joy Cookies with red food coloring but same flavor.

That was the NEW, WEIRD,DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There for December 2021.

MERRY FORKING Everything and have a GREAT New Year!

The Forking Truth

Cooking with Dogs

You wouldn’t understand unless you have or had dogs. Today is just a “FLUFF” story. This is what it’s like in my house when I’m cooking with dogs,

Up above is my big dog with my smaller dog in the kitchen. They were very interested in what I was making……I think they both are smiling at me trying to butter me up so I’d give them a taste of something.

There is cheese on the counter. The smaller dog thinks all the cheese in the house is his.

I am making polenta cakes. This dog is waiting for it.

Real polenta takes around 40 minutes to cook. This dog has been waiting 40 minutes.

I’m putting chicken in the sous vide. My bigger dog is very interested in that and stretches out to occupy almost the whole kitchen.

My smaller dog is eyeing up the eye roast I just made.

I just made Jodhpuri Tawa chicken and I’m also portioning pastrami. Looks like someone is hoping that I drop some his way.

He’s checking out a New York Strip that I sous vide and then seared. He’s hoping that it jumps off the plate.

He’s supervising me removing the silver skin from an eye roast.

Both of them are waiting for something.

He’s waiting for something cooking in the oven.

He’s waiting for some brisket.

He’s eyeing up another eye roast.

The big dog doesn’t usually get in my way. She admires from a far and is already licking her lips.

Interested in another steak I made.

Always interested in perfect chicken from the sous vide getting portioned out for lunches.

Both dogs are always interested in the food but the large dog has better manors and doesn’t get up in my way.

Smoking a pastrami

Large dog feels the need to guard oven with the precious pastrami.

They are delighted with the results.

Interested in oven fries. Well they were a really great batch.

I don’t know why but he is there for the vegetarian andouille squash sausage that I made.

I think I like this picture of both dogs in the kitchen best so I played with it on www.LunaPic.com and came up with this.

That was cooking with dogs. You wouldn’t understand unless you have or had dogs.

The Forking Truth