There is ALWAYS something NEW, Weird, Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here is limited Edition Cinnamon Vanilla Lucky Charms Cereal. It looks wintery and kinda fun.

Limited Edition Hot Cocoa Puffs…Ummm…They can’t be hot in temperature…so are the hot and spicy?…nah I guess not…. OHHHH maybe it’s the Now with Marshmallows that make them think it can pass as hot cocoa…?……….       (not)

Vanilla Life Cereal is new! I wonder if Mikey likes it?

Tahini is no longer plain. Now we have Chocolate Tahini! WTFORK do we we do with that?…..It sure wouldn’t taste good on shawarma.

Curry mayonnaise dressing?….sounds delicious…….but it’s not figure friendly. If one spoonful is something like a 150 calories of fat…..WTFork should I eat a salad….I’d be better off eating Forking French Fries……..

Peri Peri Aioli and Black Garlic Aioli……? They both sound delicious but they don’t look the way those flavors sound???????????? Peri Peri should be reddish and Black Garlic might look funky.

Yellow Mustard is now flavored too! Garlic and Herb and also Jalapeño.

Loud Mighty Margherita Pizza Pringle Chips…?

Aussie Style Yogurt…ummm I didn’t know there was an Aussie Style of yogurt. That’s new to me. We don’t have American Style Yogurt on any shelf anywhere….(????I don’t think so anyway)….We only have foreign style yogurts…mostly Greek……Like the Aussie and French styles yogurts….very good….not too sour like the most of the Greek Styles.

Mango Habanero Cottage Cheese….Yes Please!

Cookie Butter Cheesecake with a Biscoff Cookie Crust….? That sounds like a lot of cookies with cheesecake…….I think my butt would instantly expand a few inches after eating one slice. Speaking of butts…….

Most Kiwi Fruit we come across is sort of egg shaped and fuzzy. These Kiwi are fuzzy but they aren’t egg shaped……They are sort of Butt Shaped….They are shapely Kiwi fruit. I think these Kiwis are Forking strange……..

Wow…I never saw or heard of yellow dragonfruit before…….I really wanted one but $8.99 is too much when I can purchase regular dragonfruit at $2.99 at the Asian Market…..That’s too much of a price difference.

Here’s two different kinds of potatoes I never heard of before. Smiling Eye Gold Potatoes on the left and on the right Purple Huckleberry Gold Potatoes. OMG I purchased both of these potatoes……The Huckleberry Purples are extra creamy potatoes……But the Smiling Eye Potatoes are EXTRA SPECIAL……unusually SWEET, creamy and chestnut like…..Best potato I ever purchased!

Red Okra I never heard of or came across red Okra before…?

Not my day and Let’s go wild emoji candy……….? One bag might be flavors for a bad day?  The bag looks like monkeys and poop…..maybe the flavor is Forking Monkey Poop?…….. I don’t Forking know……..and I don’t know what the other bag is flavored like but I do see another Forking Poop emoji!

Here is a pile of cookie dough…? It says to serve with apple slices or to eat right out of the tub….I guess I can’t actually bake cookies with it? WTFork would they make cookie dough you can’t even make cookies with. Would you Forking buy pizza dough you can’t make pizza with?

Fat Boy Ice Cream Bars in the flavor of Pumpkin Spice….The Madness just never ends!

Nutmeg and Cinnamon Limited Edition Triscuit…..?….I just don’t know….I think cream cheese.. or plain.

Three DIFFERENT flavors of chocolates….Ummm Turmeric Ginger…Mint Matcha…….and Black Hawaiian salt with BURNT? Caramel?????? Don’t know….?

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Peanut Butter and Jelly, Bacon, RANCH DRESSING, Buffalo Wing, Sweet Corn and Pumpkin Pie Sodas from Lester’s Fixings Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor 6 pack sampler. You can purchase at www.Vat19.com

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Gotta admit those sodas are DifFerent and Weird!

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Oh my I thought this was Fake News….but nope it’s for real and can be found at your local Olive Garden Restaurant. It’s a Forking BOWL of Garlic Bread filled with Molten Cheese, Sauce and TEN Meatballs…….WOW…I feel sick just looking at it………Many Americans enjoy the Olive Garden but that food taste like very processed to me….especially the bread sticks.

Here are Forking left over Limited Edition Olympic Oreos.

Limited Edition White Fudge Oreos……….why?

Well if you don’t want White Fudge covered Oreos then maybe Forking Winter Oreos are more for you!

Well that was the New Weird Different Special and Limited Edition Foods for February 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different and Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to any store. Here in the frozen section of a local supermarket is a spin off of  Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal. The spin off looks like Cinnamon Crunch Cereal doughnuts with filling. Ummmm?

Limited Edition Apple Cider Yogurt Pretzels….sounds yummy don’t know if they are!

Here is Breyer’s Brand Ice Cream in New Butterscotch Blondie Flavor. I was going to purchase this ice cream…Sounds yummy and it’s finally something without caramel or cheap chocolate….but look…..It’s Forking melted already….Bah…guess I’m not going to try it.

Here’s FORKING Artificially Flavored Oreo’s in Apple Pie with Graham Cookies. Sounds like something I’d skip. Why the Fork would I eat Artificially Flavored Apple Pie when I can eat a real apple pie?

Lookie here! CHIPS called Kraut Krisp made with SAUERKRAUT…..in Sea salt and Smoked Jalapeño flavors. Now THAT is pretty different…Isn’t it?

Pop chips Galaxy potato puffs in aged white flavor….? Not sure about these…They sure do look and sound cool but I once had some terrible Pop chips in a different flavor………maybe it was just was a defective bag?

Turkey & Gravy flavored Potato Chips…ummmmmm Are you going to gobble them up?

Here are Lay’s Potato Chips in three different flavors- Cheddar Bacon Mac & Cheese, Cheesy Garlic Bread and Bacon Wrapped Jalapeño Popper….? What do you think?

I guess someone wanted to Ham it up with these potato chips?    How often have you come across Serrano Ham Artificially Flavored Potato Chips?

Za’tar Chèvre….Now we’re talking!

Sriracha Baked Tofu…..Why-TFork not?

Noosa Yogurt…I really like some of the fruit flavored Noosa Yogurts but have never till this day have ever spotted a plain version of Noosa Yogurt anywhere. Here is Mexican Chocolate Noosa yoghurt…(spelled yoghurt) Chocolate and yogurt seems strange to me together……..I would rather just eat chocolate or have chocolate in ice cream. Chocolate in yogurt is an unappealing waste to me.

Speaking of unappealing waste……….. New Oreo O’s…..the nightmare continues……………(just my opinion…I note yours might differ.

I can’t say how these P.F. Chang’s assorted Asian Sauces are but I can tell you that this nation wide chain hasn’t impressed me…….so far…..

Assorted sipping vinegars..? I know vinegar is suppose to be very heathy for us but I can’t imagine sipping vinegar.

Snickerdoodle Almonds and Kashmiri Curry Cashews..? Are either of them for you? The cashews sound yummy though…..

These last two are the most FORKED Up!

Bottled Pasta in sauce……..How good can this be? ……..Maybe it’s emergency food for like when all your power is out? ……Or maybe it’s camping food…? ……..Or maybe needed for when your having a dental emergency?

That’s FORKED UP!

And here it is…maybe the most FORKED up thing ever….

WTFork?

Mystery Oreos! with artificial flavor……….BLECH!

Look at the package!

It reads Mystery Flavor Cream ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. (like that sounds appetizing?)

Who knows what kind of flavor they are trying to chemically create here….

It might as well be FORKING Dog Poop or Cat Vomit!

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Slight UPDATE! I since found out the Mystery Flavor was something really FORKED UP! No it wasn’t a normal flavor like cherry, rosemary, strawberry, garlic, root beer, peanut or anchovy…….The Mystery Oreo Flavor is Fruity Pebbles…….dang.

That was New Weird Different Special and Limited Edition Foods for December 2017. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next year!

Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to all!

The Forking Truth

There is always something NEW! Weird! Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wide world of food out there. Here are what’s called Doughnut Nectarines. I’ve never seen this variety of nectarine before so it’s new, different and maybe weird to me.

S’mores mini pies…..?

This isn’t food but it is food related and I think it’s Forking cute ….!

Dinosaur Taco holders!

Wow! I bet many people will love these Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-tarts! But I know real cookie dough isn’t food so I don’t understand the cookie dough phenomenon. After all you wouldn’t purchase a box of pizza dough Pop-tarts would you or WOULD you?????

I never came across Licorice Pretzels……something you either love or Hate………

Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Cheese Curls…….ummm might have to give these a try..?

Sriracha Vegetable processed cheese product……….

Sriracha Carrot Hummus…………..?

Forking Sriracha pumpkin seeds…….for when you don’t want pumpkin seeds to taste like pumpkin seeds…………

Coconut tortilla chips??????        For them times you feel like a nut?

How often do you come across Chili, Lingonberry with Pear sauce?

Weird shaped grapes….looks like something is wrong with them. They wanted $10.00 for that little bag. (Got the same size bag of normal grapes someplace else and only paid $1.50 for them.)

Found another unusual fruit.

Cherry Plums!……Science messed with mother nature and now we have cherry plums….

Salted Caramel Oreo Thins…… (artificially flavored 🙁

Oreos stuffed with POPPING candy. It’s all fun and games till maybe a filling gets blown out! Or maybe these popping cookies just give you gas?

Then I found another Forking new or limited edition Oreo.

Oreo Coconut Thins……?????

Vodka filled Chocolates from Poland…yes please!

Funny Mushrooms?????? Can’t have much funny if the only cost $1.99

Saffron Spray…Ummmm now that’s a good one.

Never saw Bream, Carp or Flounder in a can before………

But the strangest one is the next one I saw.

Sardine Filets in CAUCASIAN Style?……WTFork does that mean?

That was the NEW, Weird, DifFerent, Special and Limited Edition Foods for October 2017. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT or Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I NEVER know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is some of what I’ve seen recently. Here is Dunkin Donuts Brand Mocha Oreo Cookies. ..????? Don’t know about that flavor….Is it a breakfast food? Does it contain caffeine?

Maybe Mocha Oreo cookies isn’t enough mocha for you and you can intensify things with Mocha Crunch Cereal.

Maybe Mocha isn’t your thing and Limited Edition Coco Puffs Cereal in Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry  is more to your liking….. ?????……Vanilla Coco Puffs……??????…..Strawberry Coco Puffs.. Coo coo for Coco Puffs….???????

I can’t see people wanting to try a cereal called Sweet Potato Sunshine. Maybe that’s why it’s on Forking Clearance.

Here’s TouchDown Crunch! Looks like Captain Crunch with shriveled up green  floaters. What are the little green shriveled up things suppose to be anyway?

This is Limited Edition Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch that turns milk green……Oh my this sounds so forking gross to me. This one doesn’t even look like a real food product to me.

Almonds coated in Oreo and Walnuts coated in Brownies….WTFork?

Lord Nut Brand Nuts in Thai Curry Lemon Grass, Hot Buffalo, White Cheddar & Jalapeño and Spicy Bloody Mary. Sounds tasty!

Really Cute Candy Almonds that look like Olives!

Fajita Flavored Corn Chips sound strange to me….What flavor fajita are they? Shrimp, Chicken or  Steak??????

Ruffles Potato Chips in Flamed – Grilled CHEESEBURGER flavor……..?

I come across maraschino cherries at the supermarket all the time but I never seen such high prices for them.

LOOK how much a big #10 Can of Maraschino Cherries are!

$89.99 for canned cherries…..yikes!

Arby’s is a National Fast Food Chain. I had no idea people were looking for Arby’s Fries at their local grocer.

Hot Sriracha Sun Dried Tomato Ketchup. Might be good on the Arby’s Fries?

I almost needed a Forking diaper when my eyes spotted these S”mores Flavored English Muffins…..S’Mores Flavored English Muffins….(chocolate, marshmallow and graham English Muffins) Breakfast will never be the same.

Here’s Forking Cotton Candy Flavored Twinkies…WTFork didn’t they just coat a regular Twinkie in Cotton Candy so it was like a surprise…I think that would have been better.

Hershey’s now makes Mini Eclairs and Cream Puffs. You can find them in your grocer’s freezer.

Denny’s the popular American Breakfast Restaurant now sells Pancake Mix at Walmart in Cinnamon Roll, Peanut Butter Cup and Double Caramel Flavors…Sounds tasty…don’t know if they are…?

Pop-tarts now come in Jolly Rancher Hard Candy Flavors of Cherry and Watermelon… ;(

Never heard of French Style Yogurt….Here it is in multiple flavors! What does OUI mean?….Sounds like Oy….Like Oy vey…Speaking of an Oy vey.

I think it’s strange that Safeway Supermarket places Pig’s Feet and Bacon Spam next to the kosher foods. That’s a WTFork!

Came across more Forking Oreos.

Here is Limited Edition Cookie Butter Graham Flavored Cookies………? Cookie Butter…WTFork is Cookie Butter? Leftover cookie crumbs mixed with butter?

Apparently they are flavoring raisins now. here is sour lemon.

and here is sour strawberry. I don’t know about you but I would want raisins to taste like sour lemon or strawberry. WhoTFork does? Maybe raisins laced with rum would be pretty yummy? Hey that would be a winning idea….

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, Different , Special and Limited Edition Foods for September. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth