I guess they saved all the forking flakes that stuck together and are now forking selling them as forking energy clusters.

It looks like forking Chex done the same forking thing.

Honey Kix. I would like to see some kicking action on the box. Something like a forking donkey named Honey kicking her owner because she has so much forking energy because this box has a boring design.

Cinnamon Chocolate Toast Crunch sounds like it might taste good if your in the mood for a forking sugar rush. But this box needs another forking design because the brown trail behind the anthropomorphic cereal square looks like a forking smelly trail of fart. Makes me think I better not buy this cereal for anyone in my forking house.

This one forking frightens me.

Those Franken Berry, Boo Berry and Count Chocula have been around since I was a kid and used to look like this…..

I forking don’t remember Fruit Brute. But here is how these cereals look today.

They look forking different now!

Looks like the Forking Leprechaun got forking replaced by YODA!

Hey….Found the Leprechaun!

Lucky Charms in New ASSHat Chocolate and Regular Asshat in FORKING HAT SHAPES and all new one shape charms because one shape is cheaper to make than all the fun marshmallow charms.

Maybe the weirdest cereal I came across was from Trader Joe’s….

Pumpkin O’s…I sure didn’t see this coming….

Pumpkin Puffins….I forking didn’t see this coming either.

Forking Pumpkin SPICE Mini Wheats…I never forking thought I’d see that!

Forking Power O’s made with BEANS. Who the fork wants beans for breakfast. What kind of forking day will you have when you start it with beans?

Power O’s with Beans and Chocolate to produce something forking powerful. I saw this cereal in another flavor or TOOT! Forking beans in your cereal……toot…toot!

I just don’t know what I’ll forking see or say next but there is a lot of new, weird or different cereal out there!

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There is always something new, forking weird or different at the store and this is what I’ve seen lately.

Always a new forking Oreo lurking around every forking corner of the supermarket. This new flavor should be forking named stale marshmallow after all isn’t that what a forking crispy marshmallow is?

I purchased the pecan pie M&M’s. They are forking weird. They smell sort of like pecan pie and are too sweet like the forking goo from a pecan pie. This candy needs a piece of salty pecan or pie crust in it to taste right. Also the chocolate flavor is watered down by the fake sweet pecan pie flavor. This candy almost taste good but not really and then leaves a weird unnatural aftertaste. yuk…

Roasted salted crispy tomatoes. These are darn tasty!

Roasted and salted crispy eggplant is delicious too but they look like Filipino eggplant because of the green skin. These are forking tasty too!

Girl Scout Cookie Coffee mate..forking weird….

Mint mixed with coffee make me want to barf!

A chocolate cheesecake with hazelnuts does sound delicious but what the fork is this goo in a jar?

Snickers aren’t new they’ve been around forever but WTFork is going on with the packaging and WTFork does Loopy mean?

Almost everyone hates candy corn. Go make people forking cry when you offer them candy corn in peanut butter cup, apple pie and caramel apple flavors.

Here’s a cake that looks like a BIG FORKING candy corn.

There is a forking lot of calories in that tub of mayonnaise so much so that the container has a forking gut.

Turkey and vegetables seem sort of forking weird in a ravioli….but it’s for babies that don’t have a say in what they get fed so screw them.

Star Wars macaroni and cheese with Yoda on the box.

“A Jedi craves NOT these things.”

Forking Martha Stewart Toasted Coconut and Sea Salt Triscuits…. Excuse me……

I just never forking know what I’ll see next!

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I just never know wtfork I’ll see when I hit the grocery store. They always have something new, different and usually something FORKING weird. This is just some of what I’ve seen lately.

All sorts of Oreos are out there. Watermelon, punch flavored, lemon, birthday cake, mini cookies, double stuffed cookies and many more. Now we forking can purchase thin ones in forking original flavor.

Also forking thin mint.

And even forking thin vanilla.

I don’t know WTFork this Oreo monstrosity is. It looks like a forking cookie surrounded by cream on both sides with chocolate bars as the sandwich?

You don’t see German Carp all the time. The meat looks red like forking beef.

Forking Pop Corn that’s mango habanero salsa flavored and sweet fiesta lime flavored.

A pie is crust with a filling. English muffins aren’t forking pie! How the fork do they come up with apple pie muffins ?

Bloody Mary pickles sound like fun but they are not because these pickles are forking virgins. I checked the forking label.

Spicy maple bourbon pickles lack bourbon so they aren’t fun either.

Lychee Chocolate.  Ummmmmm I was going to try this but it was too forking  hot to leave chocolate in the forking car since it was over 100 forking degrees here so I couldn’t forking buy it.

Cake Boss Cream Cheese Frosting. (why the Fork is it called creme de cream cheese? Buddy isn’t French and doesn’t have a French Bakery)

Some sort of yoo-hoo milk chocolate flavored candy. Looks like the stuff that just sticks to your forking teeth. Good for Halloween. Let the kiddies enjoy. It might take out some forking dental work in someone.

Not just Cheese Burger and Chicken Taco flavored but they throw in the forking Food Truck Flavored so you get that essence of roach coach mixed in with exhaust from the truck.

This next one almost made me forking pee in the store. Because those Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers used to be so classic. They used to be Cheddar, some other Cheese flavored and pretzel. Now they turned to forking crap like everything else.

Goldfish crackers in three different forking flavors ketchup, cheddar and forking burger flavored. I could just see someone like this……

Putting the three forking flavors together to try to taste a forking cheese burger.

I just don’t know what the fork I’ll see next.

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All forking year long pumpkin spice everything is showing up the fork everywhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see forking pumpkin spiced toilet paper soon.

I think of peanuts when I see Jif not forking mocha cappuccino.

How the fork do you come up salted caramel flavored? Forking Hazelnut Spread……

Who the FORK knew that DelMonte makes Filipino Spaghetti Sauce and WTFork does that taste like any who?

Never seen a fresh Almond before.

Don’t remember seeing an Indian Cucumber before but it looks similar to Armenian Cucumbers.

Vanilla Frosting stuffed into pretzels?…..might be tasty in a sweet salty kind of way?

Rold Gold pretzel crackers in cheddar and fudge flavors????

Cinnamon roll and blueberry muffin Lance Crackers. I was forking going to purchase one of these until I looked at the nutrition info on the box.

They are very fatty and have forking more carbs than a BIG potato! Fork That!

I think of a tomato cocktail drink when I forking see V8 and not a protein bar.

I just don’t know WTFork I’ll see next!

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