Monthly Archives: December 2014

WTFork are Cardoons a Vegetable?

Cardoon

Cardoons

Cardoons only grows in the wild in the Mediterranean South and is considered a forking weed in Australia and California.

Cardoon

Cardoons

Cardoons looks like a forking ugly celery with thorns but isn’t celery.  The Cardoons are from the Artichoke Family and are sometimes grown as an ornamental plant since it grows large Violet Purple Flowers.

The Cardoons (after forking pealing) can be boiled or braised or eaten raw. (raw won’t kill you but the cardoon I had didn’t taste good raw)

In the Abruzzi region of Italy Christmas Lunch is traditionally a soup of Cardoons cooked in chicken broth with small meatballs, sometimes an egg or fried chopped liver and heart.

The Cardoons is a vegetable source of enzymes for cheese production.

Cardoons are used to flavor Amaro Liquor.

According to Wikipedia where I got most of my forking information.  In the U.S. if you find Cardoons they usually are available May-July. I have never found  Cardoons before but I got my forking Cardoons in December.

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WTFork is Buddha’s Hand Fruit

Buddha's Hand

Buddha’s Hand

Buddha’s Hand is an unusual shaped Citron.  In China the Buddha’s Hand is used mainly for perfuming rooms and personal items.  The fruit is completely juiceless and often doesn’t have pulp.

There wasn’t a forking reason to purchase this fruit so I didn’t.

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Kumquat Marmalade Recipe

Kumquat Marmalade

Kumquat Marmalade

Anyone can make forking Marmalade. It’s  any Citrus or combination of citrus with their peals that’s boiled with water and sugar.

I had some Kumquats so I made them into Marmalade.  The Kumquats should be sliced in half longways so your marmalade doesn’t look the same as forking orange marmalade.

Kumquats next to an orange

Kumquats next to an orange

Ingredients

8oz package of Kumquats (rinsed off) and cut in half longways. Remove seeds if you see any.

1 Cup Sugar

3 Cups Water

Pinch of Kosher Salt

(optional one mildly spicy but fruity orange colored pepper chopped fine) A fresno or an Asian Wrinkled Pepper just to add a little punch.

Directions

Put everything in a sauce pot. Bring to slow boil on medium heat and stir occasionally. Let it boil down until it looks like Marmalade.

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

 

Asian Inspired Tuna Salad Recipe (wing it style)

Asian Inspired Tuna Salad

Asian Inspired Tuna Salad

Every so often I have to think up a different way to do everyday tuna salad. This is a salad recipe that you just have to forking wing. Everybody wings egg salad and all those salads but I did note the ingredients I used.

The base of this salad is made from heart healthy white miso. The white miso is low in calories and almost fat free. I did add a very small amount of thinned down with water light mayonnaise to get it to be more like dressing.

One of the main flavorings in the salad came from roasted mashed white turmeric. The white turmeric is similar in flavor to ginger but is far more edible and can be eaten raw. I used small or VERY small amounts of, mirin, rice vinegar, garlic, sesame oil, soy sauce.

I also added prepared horseradish, fresh scallions, heirloom daikon radish (watermelon radish) and a small amount of fresh cilantro.

I would recommend to only use your favorite packaged tuna because I wouldn’t waste expensive ahi tuna doing this.

The salad really does pop with flavor and makes a pretty light, healthy but flavorful cracker topping.

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Or would be great on a salad or a sandwich.

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding Recipe

Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding

This Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding comes out very moist and very flavorful and sweet but not too sweet. Instead of heavy cream I used low fat light coconut milk that does the same thing and adds another layer of flavor.  This pudding gets layers of sweetness by the naturally sweet Kabochca Squash, (that some people call pumpkin) white sugar, dark brown sugar and the main more flavorful sweetness from dates. The perfect amounts of spices make it very balanced in flavor. For a dessert it’s relatively healthy because it’s mostly made of fiber rich squash.

Ingredients- you need one lightly greased baking dish and your oven set to 350 degrees.

One pumpkin or squash cooked and cleaned up cut or broken into bite size chunks. (I used 1lb. 13 oz. of squash after it was cleaned)

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One 13.5 oz. can light coconut milk

14 oz. loaf of plain bread torn in chunks

5 whole eggs beaten

2 oz. melted butter

17 dates chopped

1/2 cup white sugar

1/2 cup dark brown sugar

1 teaspoon vanilla

4 teaspoons cinnamon

1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

1/4 teaspoon nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon Kosher Salt

2 oz. spicy sweet pecans (one oz. crushed) (the rest for finishing)

About a Tablespoon of Turbinados Sugar (raw brown) for finishing

Extra cinnamon for finishing

A small sprinkle of sea salt for finishing.

Directions

In a large mixing bowl combine the coconut milk, eggs, dates, white sugar, brown sugar, melted butter, vanilla, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, salt, and crushed pecans. Mix well. Add bread and let soak at least a half hour and maybe longer depending on your bread. The bread I used was very light and fluffy. (a heavier bread will need more time and possibly more liquid)

After the bread is nice and soaked add the pumpkin, mix well and pour in your baking pan. Top the mixture with your remaining pecans, a dusting of cinnamon, turbinados sugar, a small amount of fresh crushed sea salt.

Cover the pan with foil and place in a 350 degree oven for 50 minutes. After 50 minutes remove the foil and bake for ten more minutes.

Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Cinnamon Pumpkin Bread Pudding

Forking Good!

Forking Good!

 

 

 

 

Lots of Holiday Edition FORKING FOOD at the Supermarket

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Regular Ritz Crackers just don’t forking say Ho ho HO like forking snowflake shaped.

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Not only do you need forking cookies for breakfast you need them with forking green and red sprinkles.

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Is this forking Cookies or forking Toast?

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Graham Holiday Vanilla Cupcake? I thought Goldfish were forking crackers and I doubt they can taste like forking cupcakes.

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GREAT! now I can poop a forking rainbow.

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OK these Goldfish are better and are just different shapes and the bag is cuter.

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Candy Cane Mini Oreos would be forking hard to hang on a tree.

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Gingerbread…..run RUN as fast as you can!

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The chips are swirling like a forking magical Christmas Tree on the package and are making me dizzy.

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Some sort of Christmas Flavored Yogurt Drink. (ICK!)

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Seasonal Flavored Ice-creams by Blue Bunny.

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Regular candies get spiffy for Christmas.

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FORKING Kandy Kale that’s white chocolate peppermint flavored! Now that’s a WTFork!

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And this forking one is a little bit Christmas and a little bit Hanukah.

Merry Forking Whatever to all!

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Watermelon Radish

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Have you ever seen a Watermelon Radish? It’s NOT a Forking watermelon but does look like a slice of one.

The Watermelon Radish is actually a Heirloom Chinese Daikon Radish and also is a member of the mustard family.

Watermelon Radish

Watermelon Radish

They taste the same as a regular radish.

They just look different.

The Watermelon Radish

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Italian Salmon Battle – Scottsdale La Torretta VS Glendale Cucina Tagliani

La Torretta Scottsdale AZ

La Torretta Scottsdale AZ

On the Scottsdale Side is La Torretta.

The Salmon Dish is called Salmone Alla Francesca.

La Torretta Scottsdale AZ Salmon Alla Francesca $23.99

La Torretta Scottsdale AZ Salmon Alla Francesca $23.99

The Set Up-

The menu reads this dish is made with Columbia Delta Salmon in a Shallot, Italian Parsley, Lemon Butter, White Wine Sauce served with the vegetable of the day.

Pros-

The vegetables were cooked nicely and the fish wasn’t burnt or raw.

Cons-

The sauce was very over-powering so much that I couldn’t taste the fish until the third bite. When I was able to taste the fish it tasted off like when you buy from your forking local AZ supermarket. The fish wasn’t spoiled but had a strong fish taste and was just slightly over cooked. Unfortunately my waiter asked me how things were before my third bite so I wasn’t able to tell him about the strong tasting fish. I did inform him about the sauce. I wasn’t able to eat the rest of the fish. (and it was $23.99)

I do note maybe you might hit them on the day when the fish just came in and will have a better tasting fish.  I also have no idea if the main chef made prepared the sauce or a new trainee.

Suggestions-

When ordering fish at La Torretta ask when the fish was delivered and ask for the sauce on the side.

On The Glendale Side is Cucina Tagliani

The Set Up-

The Salmon Dish is called Salmon broiled or Parmesan includes one low carb vegetable and pasta in a lemon-caper butter sauce. (the choice of vegetables are Broccoli, Spinach, Spaghetti Squash, Sautéed Mixed or Grilled Asparagus.

Broiled Salmon with Spaghetti Squash and Pasta in lemon-caper butter $13.99

Broiled Salmon with Spaghetti Squash and Pasta in lemon-caper butter $13.99

Pros-

Everything was prepared well. Everything including the fish were Fresh tasting and was cooked threw but still had moisture.

Cons-

Not much flavor to the spaghetti squash and minimal flavor to the fish. Pasta seemed a little too oily.

Suggestions-

You might need to use your salt and pepper at the table. I prefer this dish more substituting another vegetable for the pasta. Parmesan Style might be more flavorful but I haven’t ordered the fish that way here. Maybe order a side order of one of their many sauces for this dish.

The Verdict-

BY A FORKING LANDSLIDE

THE WINNER

Glendale AZ (FORK off Scottsdale!)

CUCINA TAGLIANI

Fresh tasting fish (priced at $13.99) beats fishy tasting fish every time. (Especially with forking fishy $23.99 price tag.)

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Forking Truth

 

 

 

 

 

In Phoenix You (almost) have to Kiss Your Forking RYE BREAD Good-Bye

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Rye Bread has been around since the Middle Ages.

Rye Bread is High in Fiber and very low in fat.

Rye Bread taste particularly good with Swiss Cheese and Pickled Meats.

You Forking NEED Rye Bread if you want to eat a Patty Melt or a Reuben Sandwich.

I can’t imagine Corned Beef or Pastrami on any other kind of bread.

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I didn’t know that when I moved to Phoenix that Real Rye Bread would be so forking difficult to purchase.

Just Last Week I visited most of the bakery sections at the Grocery Stores near were I forking live.

No Rye was to be found at the Safeway Bakery.

No Forking Rye was to be found at the AJ’s Whatever The Fork they call their Bakery.

No Forking Rye was to be found at Sprouts Bakery.

I did find something called Rye at Fry’s but it didn’t look like rye so I didn’t buy it. The bread was very fluffy and forking white and almost seed free.

The only Rye Bread I can FORKING purchase within a half hour drive was to be found at TRADER JOE’S.

In Phoenix you almost have to kiss your Forking Rye Bread Good-Bye!

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Forking Truth

BEST $15. Lunch I ever had was from Centurion Restaurant in Phoenix AZ (now closed for business)

Centurion Phoenix AZ

Centurion Phoenix AZ

I forking enjoyed the 3 course lunch special at Centurion Restaurant in downtown Phoenix AZ. The 3 course special even included your choice of beverage. You could even get a half glass of wine or a pint of beer if you forking desired.

I really didn’t expect a forking appetizer too!

 

Crispy Leeks with Marinated Cranberries

Crispy Leeks with Marinated Cranberries

The waiter drops off these tasty crispy Leeks with Cranberries. The Leeks really were very forking tasty.  They were light and crisp with that delicate onion flavor. The crisps weren’t oily at all. The cranberries weren’t just from out of a bag and were marinated in something and went surprisingly well with the leeks.

For my first course I had Paprika Parmesan Hummus Plate.

Paprika Parmesan Hummus Plate

Paprika Parmesan Hummus Plate

It was so pretty to look at. I never had hummus like this before. It was tasty but not forking traditional. My husband who doesn’t like hummus said, “This was the best hummus I ever tasted.” I had many vegetables to try the hummus on. The pilowy mushroom caps were very interesting but for me the flavors of Paprika Hummus popped the most on the slightly cooked carrots.

My husband had Crab Nachos.

Crab Nachos

Crab Nachos

For my main course I had the Ahi Tuna Salad.

Ahi Tuna Salad

Ahi Tuna Salad

It was a very delicate salad topped with a fresh plucked pansy. The salad had little crisp capers that were popped open that looked like tiny flowers all threw the salad. The brick oven tuna was fresh and sweet and the mixed  greens were very fresh. The salad had tiny just right sized pieces of creamy goat cheese and the orange segments were refreshing in the salad. This salad was dressed with a pomegranate vinaigrette that went right with everything. A salad like this is normally priced around $16.00 at most forking places.

My husband had the other platter I was thinking about ordering.

Marsala Braised Beef and Pumpkin with White Truffle Smoked Egg Yolk and Leeks

Marsala Braised Beef and Pumpkin with White Truffle Smoked Egg Yolk and Leeks

The Marsala Braised Beef and Pumpkin with White Truffle Smoked Egg Yolk and Leeks. WOW what a Dish! Incredible to be part of the $15. 3 course lunch. The meat was luscious and developed with flavors. Neither of us ever tasted anything like the White Truffle Smoked Egg Yolk. This was a very good forking dish.

For our third course we both picked the cheese plate.

Cheese Plate

Cheese Plate

A tasty chunk of quality cheese, mustard, raspberry salt, smoked salt, fresh cracked black pepper and fresh baked lightly toasted bread to experiment with. This little board was a special treat!

What a Forking GREAT Lunch!

Centurion is a tiny restaurant in Down Town Phoenix AZ. The Menus are seasonal and the $15. 3 Course Lunch Special is available  Tuesday – Friday.  Centurion doesn’t have a parking lot so you need to do street parking if you plan a forking visit.

Sadly as of 2-26-15 Centurion has Closed for Bussiness.

Worth a Fork. I'd drive up to 45 minutes to eat here.

Worth a Fork. I’d drive up to 45 minutes to eat here.

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