Sometimes people don’t understand etiquette. These are just some very basic rules of etiquette for Holidays or Gatherings some for being a guest and some for being a host.

 

1-If a guest brings a gift of food or drink that you don’t like.

Don’t – Say something like “it’s too sweet” or “I hate forking profiteroles.”

Say – Something like “That was nice of you to bring, thank you.”

 

2- Children at family gatherings should be trained to say Hi or at the very least smile to family members and not blindly stare across the room like  zombies.

3- If you make a mess or break something in someone’s home.

Don’t do forking nothing like a whip and ignore it.

Be a good person and say something to the host right away.

 

4-Be a good guest and DON’T bring some sort of food or drink you already tried that you don’t care for.

In this case as a host you don’t have to say that was so nice of you to forking bring that. As a guest you should only bring food or drink that you’d consume. Your host worked hard to prepare a nice forking dinner. Do you forking want to be remembered for doing such a thing like that?

 

5- Don’t inflict illness on your guest if you or someone in your home has the flu. Remember your germs make people sick a long time after you are well and your farts also forking smell too.

Do – Cancel your gathering and reschedule.

 

6-You shouldn’t thank your guest for leaving. You should have thanked them for coming.

Merry Forking Christmas and Happy Everything Else!