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Individual Meatloaves Recipe

 

Individual Meatloaf

Individual Meatloaf

This is just a basic meatloaf recipe. I like to make plain meatloaves in individual servings. Leftovers freeze well. I usually whip up a sauce made from tomato paste, water, Worcestershire sauce and cayenne sauce as the topping but you can also use ketchup mixed with Worcestershire and cayenne sauce to your liking.

Ingredients for 22 servings.

3 lb ground beef (brisket, sirloin, chuck and rib)

6 XL eggs – beaten

1/2 onion –  chopped fine

1 celery stalk – chopped fine

1 hot pepper – chopped fine – any favorite hot pepper- I used a roasted hot hatch chile with the skin a seeds removed. (doesn’t make the meatloaves hot but adds flavor)

3 Tablespoons kosher salt or sea salt

1 Tablespoon black pepper

1 1/2 cup vegetable or chicken stock

3 1/4 cup whole wheat bread crumbs

1 Tablespoon thyme

1 Tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

1 Tablespoon cayenne sauce ( I prefer Franks Red Hot)

1/2 cup fresh parsley chopped well.

Non-stick spray

Directions

Spray your small fry pan with non-stick spray and put your pan on medium high heat.

Add celery, onion, garlic and your hot pepper if it’s raw. Cook until the onions are transparent and remove from heat and set to the side.

In a large mixing bowl add, beef, eggs, all liquid and all spices (except parsley) mix well.

If or when your fry pan vegetables are about at room temperature add them now and mix well.

Now mix in bread crumbs and parsley.

You can pinch off a small piece of meat and make a meatball shape tester to adjust seasonings if you care too. About ten minutes in a 350 degree F oven will cook it threw.

Get out your sprayed baking sheets and a scale.

Portion the mixture into 4 oz oval shapes and fill baking sheets.

Recipe should make 22 meatloaves that freeze perfect.

Individual Meatloaf

Individual Meatloaf

“Tasty Meatloaf”

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My Review of Crispy M&M’s s’mores……. :(

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I found a new flavor of M&M’s today so I had to give them a try. They are called crispy M&M’s s’mores. A s’more is a graham cracker sandwich filled with a fire-roasted marshmallow and chocolate. So I imagined something graham tasting and crunchy, sweet, something chocolate and maybe a sweet marshmallow kind of taste.

I opened the bag and took a whiff.

My heart just sank 🙁

It smells like coffee……but…. not the coffee aroma kind of smell that actually smells good. It is like when you work at a restaurant and you take a coffee pot off the burner that only has a little bit of leftover old coffee in it. That kind of smell. I’m wondering why does this smell like forking old coffee?

I take a close look at the M&M’s.

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They are very small for M&M’s and are also deformed in shape. The white ones look like baby teeth. The brown ones look like some kind of weird little bean and the dark brown ones look like forking rabbit turds.

I cut one of each open so see what’s inside.

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It’s mostly a rice cereal center.

I taste them.

They taste like bitter coffee with maybe a hint of chocolate that is a little salty. I don’t understand why something called S’Mores is flavored like this. Maybe my bag of M&M’s is defective…. Maybe M&M’s just had leftover coffee flavor hanging around from one of the last new flavors called Coffee Nut? ….Maybe the machine that makes M&M’s wasn’t cleaned out after Coffee Nut production?…..I don’t forking know  …..

I don’t like these…..gosh they are horrible to me…. but maybe that’s because I don’t care for coffee. Maybe people that like old coffee will be happily surprised with the coffee scent and flavor.

It’s a shame that these candies don’t taste good because the texture of these M&M’s are appealing because they are very light and crisp unlike any M&M I tried before but that bitter stale coffee taste that’s slightly salty just gets to me. It’s just not good to me. I have to throw these out.

FORKING DISSAPOINTING! Nobody likes bitter candy!

They taste like forking coffee

They taste like ripe klingon coffee but with a really nice airy light texture

No they taste like s'mores

..NO THEY TASTE LIKE S’MORES…. THEY FORKING TASTE JUST LIKE S’MORES! There’s Chocolate, Graham and  Fire Roasted Marshmallow..S”Mores!……..They taste just like S’mores human

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy.....

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..Why bitter coffee….

To me these Crispy M&M’s s’mores……..

Are NOT WORTH A FORK!

Are NOT WORTH A FORK! Unless you enjoy that bottom of the coffee pot taste with a hint of chocolate and salt with an airy light crispy texture

That was my Forking Review of crispy M&M’s s’mores…… 🙁

I do note your opinion may differ from mine.

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Tri-color Salsa Recipe

 

Tri-Color Salsa

Tri-Color Salsa

Picked up a pint of sweet tri-color tiny tomatoes so I made them into salsa. This salsa taste better than any jarred tomato salsa that you can buy at the store.

This recipe will make about 4 servings

1 pint tri-color small sweet tomatoes – quartered

1/4 sweet onion – chopped fine

1 scallion – sliced thin

1 jalapeño  – chopped fine

3 garlic cloves – made into paste

splash apple cider vinegar

1 small lime – just the fresh squeezed juice

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1 teaspoon kosher salt or sea salt

2 Tablespoons fresh cilantro leaves

Directions

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl. Taste and adjust seasonings if necessary. I note if your tomatoes aren’t surgery sweet like mine were you might need to add a teaspoon of sugar.

Enjoy.

Tri-Color Salsa

Tri-Color Salsa

 

Yummy!

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I Come Across Too Much Forking Bad Food in Phoenix Grocery Markets

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This is not a joke.  The above photo of corn was taken from my local Walmart Grocery Store. I also note that this wasn’t a fall holiday display. This corn was for sale for consumption.

Even though it’s been close to a decade that I’ve been living in Arizona it’s still a lot of culture shock to me when I see food like this at the Supermarket.  Where I grew up on the east coast the produce displayed was always fresh, bountiful and beautiful. I also don’t remember purchasing expired food there like I accidentally do here from time to time.  I don’t know if things have changed since I’ve been living in Arizona but that is the way it was.

Supermarkets in Arizona just leave the old rotting produce out instead of placing the stuff on a clearance cart for quick sale or donating the less than perfect produce to charity.

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Nearly all the cauliflower was starting to turn rotten from my local Safeway Store. All but a very few have many small rotten spots.

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Maybe it’s easier to see here.

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Fresh herbs don’t seem fresh and are wilted.

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Peppers are in need of botox because they have wrinkles.

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Sadly a bad apple spoiled the bunch……in every bag.

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I got these beauties from Costco. Every forking onion had a rotten center. How the Fork does that happen? Usually onions rot from the surface?

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How about some dried out purple asparagus for $4.99 a pound?

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Rapini looks almost dead.

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Salmon looks awful. Fish is almost always awful and always taste off here. That’s why I try to eat fish out when I go to a restaurant…because I can’t purchase any forking fresh fish.

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Lettuce looks unappetizing.

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Avocados are moldy

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Two weeks later the same or similar avocados were on sale for 44 cents each.

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It’s not just once in a while. This corn is from another time from the same store. (Walmart Grocery)

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This is the corn from Safeway. My picture doesn’t show how truly bad the corn is. It’s dried out and rotten at the same time.

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It’s not just produce ……….I found something FORKING Weird in my cottage cheese.

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I don’t know what it is and I’m afraid to touch it.

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy.....

WhyyyyyyyWhyyyyyWhy…..

I contacted Kraft Foods and told them it’s looks like a forking gooey ear in the cottage cheese and asked them what it was.

Eric from Kraft Foods swiftly contacted me back.

He said that Kraft is very careful about their production of food. He said it looked like a problem of the product going threw temperature change during handling and might be some sort of mold. Ummm mold oh yum…….

It’s just another spoiled or bad thing I picked up at my local Phoenix AZ Market.

I note I don’t know if all of Metro Phoenix AZ Markets have these problems or if it’s just the ones conveniently  located near my house. I also do note it’s not this terrible all the time. It just happens often and I don’t understand why. I wonder if the stores are managed by a manager?  Do the stores pay a manager? I would think management would either not accept the less than desirable produce during delivery. Maybe the produce gets spoiled by improper storage in the Grocery Store….?  When spoiled produce is placed on shelves the management should tell the help to remove the spoiled produce……..I would think.

But no…that doesn’t happen….

I also note that I haven’t come across these problems from the small sized grocery stores like Sprouts and Trader Joe’s. But these stores are small and don’t carry everything you need so you have to do some of your shopping at some other store.

I come across TOO MUCH FORKING BAD Food at Phoenix Grocery Markets.

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The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ is MORE Than WORTH a Fork

The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ

The Joy Bus Diner Phoenix AZ

The Joy Bus Diner in Phoenix AZ is a 100% non-profit restaurant located in Phoenix Arizona. All the money taken in goes to a charity called the Joy Bus that delivers free chef created meals to cancer patients and others with serious illness. The Joy Bus Diner is More than Worth a Fork…They are making our world better…..

The Joy Bus Diner is a small casual restaurant located in a strip mall without an outdoor sign. (at the time of this review) This restaurant serves up breakfast and lunch six days a week.

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The atmosphere is cheerful due to the brightly painted metal chairs and the children’s artwork that adorns the walls.

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I had a power salad with added salmon.

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My salad was filled with creamy ripe avocado, feta cheese, sliced almonds, quinoa lots of garbanzo beans that seemed freshly prepared, sweet small tomatoes and three rolls of smoked salmon.

My husband had the double patty melt.

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It was two beef patties studded with onions, layered with cheese on lightly grilled marble rye with French Fries. They serve the patties medium-well but they stay moist because of embedded onions in the patties.

Many local business in the area donate to help fund the Joy Bus Diner. Many volunteers spend their time to keep the Joy Diner running. Your reasonably priced meal all goes to The Joy Bus Charity serving free meals to cancer patients and others with great illness that need prepared meals brought to them.

The Joy Bus Diner is Worth More than a Fork as they are making this world a better place.

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Forking Delicious Pear Almond Cake Recipe

 

Pear Almond Cake

Forking Delicious Pear Almond Cake

This recipe is based on Cook’s Illustrated French Apple Cake Recipe. The Cook’s French Apple Recipe is described as…… “Neither a Cake” “Nor a Custard” “Nor a Clafoutis” “But is a Bit of Culinary Magic that’s all three!” I made the Cook’s Illustrated French Apple Cake (you can see it on TheForkingTruth) and I thought it was a most interesting recipe but for my taste it wasn’t sweet enough and could use some more flavor. What I least liked about the recipe is that it was terribly greasy. I do note I am not the only blogger that felt this way. After I tasted this cake I looked into the internet to see others felt and I found many others felt the same way I did. I do note that Cook’s Illustrated Recipes are well known and cherished and are usually iron clad perfect….but this one recipe needed another day in the test kitchen for me and most people. That’s not to say it’s a bad recipe……It’s still a very good recipe but I just have to tweak it. I also note I never would have came up with exactly with what I prepared if it wasn’t for Cook’s Illustrated.I thought that if I cut the one cup of oil and replaced it with 4 oz of butter I might hit two birds with one stone. I was hoping for less grease and more sweet. I added 1/4 cup of almond flour hoping the taste of almonds would lace the cake and I also added almonds for the topping. I thought instead of apples I would add soft ripe pears that don’t require the pre microwaving. The pears are also much sweeter with a stronger fruit flavor than the apples. The pears also don’t require the added lemon juice so I can leave lemon juice out and the batter will seem sweeter. I also used 1/2 cup nonfat dry milk  with one cup of water instead of whole milk due to that’s what I had around.

Ingredients for about 8 servings

1 1/2 lbs ripe pears

1 cup + 2 Tablespoons flour (2 T for latter)

1 cup + 1 Tablespoon sugar ( 1 T for latter)

1/4 cup almond flour

2 teaspoons baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1 XL egg – beaten

2 XL yolks – beaten

4 oz stick unsalted butter – melted

1/2 cup non-fat dry milk

1 cup water

1 teaspoon vanilla

1/4 cup almonds –  sliced and lightly toasted

neutral non-stick spray – canola or vegetable

Directions

set oven to 325 degrees F

In one bowl whisk together, 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar, almond flour, baking powder and salt. Set to the side.

In another bowl, whisk egg, butter, milk, water, vanilla.

Now add dry ingredients to wet ingredients and stir till incorporated.

REMOVE one cup of batter and stir in the 2 Tablespoons flour and almonds and set to the side.

ADD the 2 beaten yolks to the BIG BOWL OF BATTER.

Peel the pears and cut into small chunks a little smaller than bite size and toss into batter till done.

Spray your springform pan with non-stick spray

Fill with the main bowl of batter.

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Top that with the cup of batter (with almonds).

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Sprinkle the one T of sugar over the top.

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Place in preheated oven at 325 degrees F

Turn oven light on after 20 minutes if it’s browning just place a loose sheet of aluminum foil over the top.

After 40 more minutes remove the foil.

leave in oven another 15 minutes and remove.

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Let it rest a half hour or so on the counter.

Then cover with plastic wrap and place in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours.

Use a soft knife and slide it around the edges to make sure the cake will release and then release the cake.

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Cut and serve.

Pear Almond Cake

Forking Delicious Pear Almond Cake

SUCCESS! By NOT adding any additional sugar, changing the fruit, swapping out a cup of oil for 4 oz. sweet butter the cake is much more flavorful, sweeter and not greasy.

Forking Yummy! ……….It’s light custardy, moist, taste studded with sweet pears, laced with a mild almond cream with caramelized ends. It’s just delicious. This cake will please just about anyone. Even people who usually don’t enjoy dessert will enjoy this cake it’s sweet but not too sweet, buttery but not greasy and the pear and almond flavor are delicious.

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My Forking Thoughts on Lay’s Chinese Szechuan Chicken Potato Chips

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Lay’s Potato Chips came out with four Global Flavors of Potato Chips to snack on while your watching the Olympics. By now the olympics are over and these chips have been hard to find by me but I finally got my hands on a bag of these chips. Here is the Chinese Szechuan Chicken. These Chips are NOT vegetarian. They have chicken broth, chicken powder, and chicken fat in the ingredients.No artificial flavors or preservatives. One of the ingredients is listed as Natural Szechuan Wok TYPE Flavor

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(WTFORK! is Natural Szechuan Wok “TYPE” Flavor?) These chips also actually contain Roasted Szechuan Pepper.

I am very excited to try the Lay’s Chinese Szechuan Chicken Potato Chips because I enjoy ordering it’s namesake dish out at Chinese Restaurants.

When you order Szechuan Chicken you should be prepared to taste lots of garlic and lots of fiery hot.

When you order Szechuan Chicken it usually will look something like this.

From New Asian Kitchen of Phoenix AZ

From New Asian Kitchen of Phoenix AZ

But if you go to a Chinese Restaurant that Specializes in Szechuan Cuisine the dish will look more like this.

Miu's Cuisine of Masa AZ (Now Closed for Business)

Miu’s Cuisine of Masa AZ (Now Closed for Business)

You can tell by looking at the second photo that Szechuan Cuisine can be very fiery. This authentic style Szechuan doesn’t have a thick or sweet sauce and is fiery hot. The authentic style dish is made with mouth numbing Szechuan Peppercorns. The Szechuan Peppercorn isn’t actually hot and is actually citrus like in flavor but it numbs your mouth so you can enjoy the spicy hot peppers more.

Back to the chips…..

When I opened the bag and took a whiff….I thought it kind of smelled a little odd and sort of like a frozen Asian inspired TV dinner. Compared to other Lay’s flavored Chips I tried these are larger, very thin and most are folded. The chips are light in color but darker than plain chips. They don’t have as many green specs as in the illustration on the bag. Some chips are without specs and look plain.

I thought they’d be greasy because of the chicken fat in them but they are not. My first taste of them I get sweet, salt and spicy tingly heat and a peppery kind of taste…but not too much heat. My second chip, I didn’t just eat and sort of let it stay in my mouth and sort of sucked the flavor out……I can taste it better that way. I get Chicken flavor followed by garlic- onion – a sweetened soy sauce taste with lingering tingly heat.

As I eat a few chips I notice that some chips have stronger flavor than others. Most of the chips are mildly seasoned and the potato chip is thin and light but still taste of potato and breaks nice in the mouth.

Some of the chips do taste different… some hit me more with sweetness than others….

I conclude that they are interesting because I want to taste what the next one will taste like and I like the tingly heat.

No …these chips are not a substitute for Szechuan Chicken but the chips are interesting and sort of tasty.

These chips aren’t bad….. I’m pleased that they are not bad.

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Julia Child’s FORKING EASY Poached Egg Recipe

 

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I saw the Julia Child’s Poached Egg Trick on the internet and I thought why haven’t I seen this before??????

Well any who I thought I’d give it a try!

First take a sterilized pin and poke a hole in the wider end of the egg.

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Place the egg in boiling water for about 10 seconds. The directions say exactly ten seconds. I have XL eggs so a gave it one-two more seconds.

Remove the egg from the boiling water and turn the water down to a simmer.

Break the egg and carefully place in the water.

Remove from the water when the egg white is cooked. The directions say 3-4 minutes but on my stove with my pot I got it that way in less than 2 minutes and dried the egg off on a clean paper towel.

Then use as you please.

 

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Julia's Child's Poached Egg Trick

Julia’s Child’s Poached Egg Trick

This was so forking easy and quick. What a great trick!

Julia Child’s Easy Poached Egg Trick

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P83 Peoria AZ Entertainment District Gets TWO NEW RESTAURANTS ****UPDATE SADLY SLICK’S GARAGE CLOSED

Headquarters and Slick's Garage

Headquarters 

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*****UPDATE SLICK’S GARAGE NOW CLOSED********

Lightning strikes twice over the past week with two new independent restaurants opening in the P83 cluster of mostly chain restaurants in the Peoria Entertainment District.

The first to open was Headquarters.

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Headquarters is a casual restaurant that offers a long bar with over 32 taps, lots of big screen TVs and a budget priced menu that’s all over the place with late night hours. They offer bar grub, hummus, pizzas, burgers, tacos, SUSHI and more!

We started with edamame.

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The edamame gave off an intoxicating aroma from fresh roasted garlic and were just as tasty as they smelled.

For lunch I had the Three Tacos Plate.

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I picked two Chicken and one Korean Beef Taco. All the tacos were served on soft flour tortillas. The non-traditional Chicken Tacos were tasty with tender white meat chicken breast, some tang and a mild heat. The Korean Beef were a little dry and chewy served on plain cabbage. I do note that the restaurant was newly opened at the time and possibly wasn’t set up to serve lunch. They were pushing a brunch menu that we and others weren’t interested in and might have offered the lunch menu just to get us in the door so we have keep that in mind.

My husband had the Pulled Pork Sandwich.

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The Pulled Pork does run on the fatty side on a tender delicate roll. Onion Straws and a slaw add texture and flavors to the sandwich. We really liked that the nicely seasoned fries stayed hot the whole time we were here because of the thoughtful metal container.

Service was efficient and friendly, A nice addition to P83 located across from the movies.

For more information on Headquarters Bar Grill and Sushi please visit. www.HeadquartersAZ.com

Also in P83 in the same area is Slick’s Garage Bar and Eat.

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They have a New Mexican Inspired Menu to offer in a Man Cave Collector kind of setting. There is a Harley Davidson Motorcycle in the middle of the floor surrounded by lots of antique toy trucks. The walls are filled with old signs and many collectable trucks. Gas pumps and old gas lights line the walls. There is so much to see.

I went with a sandwich called the Service Car.

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It’s turkey, avocado, green chile, on grilled sourdough bread. The sandwich was also suppose to come with provolone cheese that I asked to be left off. I have to say this sandwich was forking delicious! It was a bit shy with the turkey but that combination of chile and avocado could make anything taste good. I had my choice of side and went with potato salad. I liked that is wasn’t drippy and more importantly it was seasoned just so.

My husband had the Carne Adovada Enchiladas.

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His plate was like a New Mexican Lasagna made with Red Chile Pork, Cheese, Corn Tortillas and Chile Sauces with rice and beans on the side. He said everything was delicious.

Service was friendly and efficient.

For more information on Slick’s Garage Bar and Eat please visit www.SlicksGaragePeoria.com

Too soon to rate both restaurants but both left a positive impression with me. It just so great that two new independent restaurants have opened in this area where there are mostly only chain restaurants. It makes our choices for dining more interesting.

UPDATE******SADLY SLICK’S GARAGE IS NOW CLOSED FOR BUSINESS

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WTFork is VPN Certified Neapolitan Pizza?

Pizia la forno Glendale AZ

La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

VPN certified Pizza is Verace Pizza Napoletana that translates to True Neapolitan Pizza.

This kind of pizza is certified by the Italian Government to be made a certain way with certified ingredients in a certified oven. The result is an unique smaller pizza that has a puffy crust ends and has a very tender soft crust. These pizzas usually have more sauce than cheese and are usually soft and wet in the middle so they are impossible to eat by the slice and you have to eat them with a knife and fork.

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There are three styles of VPN Certified Neapolitan Pizzas.

The Margarita – Tomato, Fresh Sliced Mozzarella, Fresh Basil and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Marinara – Tomato, Garlic, Oregano, and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Margarita Extra – Tomato, Mozzarella di Bufala, Fresh Basil, and Extra Virgin Olive Oil

The Certified Ingredients are –

Italian Type 0 or 00 Flour, Brewers Yeast, Water,Salt, Raw pureed San Marzano Tomatoes, Mozzarella Cheese made from Cow’s Milk, Mozzarella di Bufala made from Water Buffalo Milk, Fresh Basil, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Water and Salt.

The ingredients are hand kneaded or slow mixed.

Baked only 60-90 seconds in a certified stone oven with an oak wood fire at somewhere around 800 degrees F.

There are only a small amount of restaurants that are VPN Certified in the United States. According to www.FornoBravo.com we only have around 15 VPN Certified Pizzerias across this whole big country. I don’t know how old that information is so I don’t know if it is accurate. We have TWO certified VPN Pizzerias in Metro Phoenix and each pizzeria has more than one location so you have many options if you are looking for VPN Certified Pizza.

The first VPN Certified Pizzeria in Metro Phoenix AZ was Pomo Pizzeria.

Pomo Glendale AZ

Pomo Glendale AZ

I find that the crust more crusty and less pillowy and with a less wet middle than the La Piaza Al Forno. Seems like less cheese than La Piazza Al Forno.

Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno

Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

La Piazza Al Forno started out serving Neapolitan Style pizzas for many years and only a few years back changed the recipe and oven to become VPN Certified. I know they have always made their mozzarella in-house. I don’t know if Pomo makes their own cheese.

Non-Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

Non-Typical Margherita from La Piazza Al Forno Glendale AZ

Although both are certified VPN Pizzas the La Piazza Al Forno has different tastes and a different texture. La Piazza also is slightly less consistent with the topping and crust bottom.

For more information on Pomo please visit www.PomoPizzeria.com

For more information on La Piazza Al Forno Please visit www.LaPiazzaAlForno.com

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Sources

www.FornoBravo.com

www.Wikipedia.com

www.Pizza.About.com