NEW WeiRd Different Special & Limited Edition Foods Out There March 2018

 

There is ALWAYS something NEW, WEIRD, Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just a few of the things I came across lately. In the above photo are Buddha Hand Lemons. They are slightly WEIRD looking. I saw these Buddha Hand Lemons at AJ’s Fine Foods Before. I remember that this kind of lemon has very little flesh and is mostly zest….But HEY! they call it a Buddha’s Hand…I think it looks more like a Forking Octopus.

Blue Foot Mushrooms….You sure don’t see Blue Foot Mushrooms all the time! That’s different!

Limited Edition – leftover from December – Peppermint Cool Whip Topping………(artificial whipped cream-like product)

Probiotic Spicy Kimchi Sriracha. Haven’t come across that one before! It’s new to me.

Speaking of probiotics…Here’s Horseradish Leek Kraut and Smoked Jalapeño Kraut. I found the same brand also makes snack Kraut Chips sold at Sprouts….. I found at Whole Foods the Flavored Kraut….Flavored Kraut!!!!! Speaking of Whole Foods….Lookie Here !

Did you ever see salsa priced at $15.00 a tub? I hope it’s really REALLY Good!

Mr Stanley’s Milk Chocolate Chilli Thins….Ummm these sounded too good to pass on so I picked them up. Can’t wait to crack them open.

Onion Flavored Candy…….?……..Why..?????? Remember those old Whacky Packages from long ago?……This package of onion candy reminds me of them.

WOW-WEE! Nothing is Forking Weirder than Fart Candy! Why would anyone buy that?……WHY? WTFork would you want yourself to fart…..WTFork would you want someone else to fart? I hate when I walk in a store and I smell someone’s fart….Doesn’t everyone?

Fork in the Road Honest Dogs..? WTFork are they saying here? Fork in the Road? Fork in the road…like a dog? ……..Honest Dogs? …………..All dogs are Forking Honest…that’s why they all go to heaven…Well here’s Fork in the Road Honest Dogs. Maybe Honest Dogs would be good with CATshup?

Game of Thrones Wine…….? ………..Notice only one glass……I think you kill off all the other people in the room before you open up this puppy so you get all the wine.

I didn’t know there was Date Sugar…Ummmm I bet you could create the most delicious desserts with it……I would have purchased it but it was something like $13.00 for a 24oz bag…

Sriracha Sunshine Chicpea Puffs?????????????

Plantain Strips with Cayenne Pepper?…Ummmm might be tasty!

Vegan Rob’s Asparagus Chips…Umm I wonder if they have much asparagus in them? They had as many calories as potato chips so I passed on them…but they sound interesting!

You can “ham things up”and “pig out!”  with these Iberian Ham Potato Chips imported from Spain!

Whole Wheat and Seaweed Pasta Shells in Cheese Sauce……I don’t Forking know about this one….I like seaweed but I don’t think it goes with cheese….? ……..I don’t know?……

55% less Carb Potatoes….?….How the Fork did they do that?

Organic Bacon Avocados….?  Bacon Avocados?????? WTFork R these??????? Bacon Avocados??? Are They Smoked? Do they have PIG in them? WTFork are Bacon Avocados?

I think the Forking Weirdest thing I came across in a magazine was Worm Salt.  EEEK! I’d never want that on my drink but I can see some people would.

I latter read that the Bacon Avocado is a hybrid avocado developed by James Bacon to resists a colder temperatures. I also read conflicting information about the bacon avocado’s oil content. The bacon avocado has either more oil or less oil than a regular avocado. After trying one of these Bacon Avocados I think they are of a much higher oil content…..Almost like oil was added.

There’s alway a new Forking Oreo! Here’s Forking Artificially Flavored Hot Cocoa Oreos. We ain’t done yet!

Here’s ARTIFICIALLY Flavored Limited Edition Marshmallow Cream Flavored Peeps Oreos.

That was the NEW WeIRD Different and Special Edition Foods for March 2018. I don’t know WTFork I find next month.

The Forking Truth

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