NEW WeiRD DifFereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There February 2019

There is always something NEW WEIRD DIFFERENT Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is some of what I’ve come across. Up top are Cheez-it Snap’d cheesy, thin and crispy double cheese crackers……I just don’t know? Nothing is wrong with regular Cheez-its….I doubt this is better…….

Here’s Strawberry Life Multigrain Cereal with “OTHER” natural flavors……WTFork are “Other” natural flavors? This might be new I don’t recall strawberry Life Cereal….But those “other” natural flavors are weird and maybe scary……Goat burps, cat farts, cockroach pellets, beaver caster sac juice?……..could be anything?..

Here’s Post Brand Frosted S’Mores Bites bursting with Chocolate Chips….????? Looks like Forking constipated frosted shredded wheat cereal to me….

Here are gluten free, organic, vegan, Pumpkin Spice Waffles……..Why-The-Fork-Not?

NEW!- Jif Pwer Ups in Chewy Granola Bars in Chocolate with Peanut Butter and Creamy Clusters with peanut butter and apple cinnamon………..??????? I don’t do bars……it has to be real food or dessert….not something in-between. All these bars are almost sweet and just held together with food glue.

It’s back! (I never knew it was Forking here) POP-tarts gone nutty peanut butter pop-tarts…..?

It’s Back! POP-Tarts Gone Nutty Chocolate Frosted Peanut Butter and Limited Edition Splitz that is suppose to be Drizzled Sugar Cookie and Frosted Brownie Batter…..(OMG ICK) why would anyone have the idea to put Forking frosted brownie batter in a toaster?

NEW POP-tarts bites…? You get a pouch of mini POP-tarts…………It’s all fun and games till some moron or kid tries to pop these tarts in the toaster………….HOW THE FORK can these things POP out of the toaster?

Champagne non-alcoholic Gummies in Brut and Rose Flavors? ………..WHY?

Instead of Forking Limited Edition or It’s Back! Keebler Fudge Stripes in Dark Chocolate Mint are called Forking “Special Batch”……..special…….blah blah blah!

Mandarinquats…….who knew? Bet they could turn into a great marmalade…..tee tee I made a date cake with them.

Low Fat Low Sugar Mandarinquat Date Cake

Back to the food I saw out there……..LOOK at this one!

Old Squash…….that’s sort of weird…….At least this store is FORKING honest. On the label it reads sell by 1873….WOW it really is OLD SQUASH!

Oh God now they are Forking with Goldfish Crackers. Here are the NEW Epic Crunch tortilla Goldfish Crackers in Nacho, Ranch and Honey BBQ flavors.


Tomato and Tofu Sauce…who knew such a sauce would be out there? Do you put it on spaghetti or lo mein?

NEW Entenmann’s Meyer Lemon Poppy Seed Pancake and Waffle Mix……?……sounds good…who knows?



Wild Buffalo Blue Popcorn……?….sounds tasty….but it’s half naked….does that mean half unflavored?

Tangerine Vanilla Cashews and Macadamia Nuts….I don’t know if these nuts taste good but the flavor sounds intriguing.

This one doesn’t make sense……it’s either a cookie or a donut……Here are Donut Hole Cookies in Chocolate Glazed and Glazed Donut Flavors with colorful sprinkles……..

Here’s Tamalitoz……..Artifically flavored cucumber candy filled with chili, lime and a touch of sea salt…..? I wonder WTFork is artificially flavored cucumber made of?

Bleech’s……OOOPSSSS….I mean Beech’s. Rose Cream filled Chocolates……I never came across them before…….Hope they removed all the thorns.

Prosecco House of Fudge hand made Fudge…………I wonder if the workers chant all day “Oh Fudge” “Oh Fudge” “Just Fudge It!” Prosecco in Fudge does sound interesting though! Maybe after a few you might be saying, “Oh Fudge!”

Tilamook Buttered Maple Pancakes Ice Cream……..Maple Ice cream with real butter (yuk…I like butter but not frozen) (possibly broken reject) pancake pieces and a maple syrup swirl.

Here’s Tillamook Malted Moo Shake Ice Cream…? Sounds Yummy…..Not sure about the fudge chips because they might make me choke on my malted moo shake.

Brazilian Guava Cheesecake Ice Cream……..Now that’s different!



Tabasco Chocolate…….Why the Fork not? I bet sriracha chocolate is out there too……..and just maybe ………Korean Chili Paste Chocolate is out there?

Planter’s Smoked Peanuts…….smoking………..might be good?????

Here’s StarKist Southwest Style Tuna Snack Kit and Bumble Bee Jalapeño seasoned Tuna for morons that can’t figure out how to chop a jalapeño and add it to tuna.

Oh Thank GOD that there is artificially flavored Carrot Cake Oreo Cookies. These Forking Cookies don’t even have real carrot or real cream cheese in them……

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2019. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth

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