There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are a few of what I’ve come across lately. Up above are –
NEW – Sugar Cookie artificially flavored M&M’s Candies. WOW this year really sucked. Had only like two new flavors of M&M’s this year. WTFork sugar cookie is artificially flavored? I have no idea why this candy is artificially flavored. All that is in a sugar cookie is sugar, flour, egg, butter and vanilla. I might try them but I’m not too optimistic.
NEW – Hershey’s Kisses in sugar cookie because you can’t get enough sugar cookie flavor even if you get the sugar cookie M&M’s too. There are so many cookies this time of year….Speaking of cookies…….
NEW – Nestle Hocus Pocus Oatmeal Peanut Butter Cookie Dough with added morsels and candy gems. Might be fun for kids………..the the added morsels sort of scare me. Sounds like they made the cookies and someone tampered with them and added morsels………??????
NEW – Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough in Gingerbread and Cinnamon Bun. I don’t get this. Maybe someone might want gingerbread but cinnamon buns are not cookies so how can there be cinnamon bun cookie dough??????
NEW – Good Value (?) Orange Glitter Syrup with Natural Flavors (what are the natural flavors?….could be vomit….could be fart gas?)……..also made with edible glitter…..Now your poop can sparkle too….
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Yellow Pumpkins…???? IDK maybe they are sick and anemic? Maybe that is why I found them at Safeway?
LIMITED EDITION – Kit Kat in naturally and artificial flavored Pumpkin Pie …….? Guess the natural and artificial flavors might run a little like Frankenstein…..A little natural and a little un-natural?????
LINITED EDITION – Jelly Belly Pumpkin Pie Jelly Beans….This brand is usually very good so I tried them. After a few they went in the trash. 🙁
LIMITED EDITION – Swiss Miss Hot Coca Mix in Pumpkin Spice…..why not? everything else comes in pumpkin spice…..
LIMITED EDITION – Hostess TIGAR TAILS Twinkies…..I don’t know what flavor is tiger tail? I know the tail is connected near the butt hole so why would anyone want tiger tail flavored? Just look at that Twinkie…..Looks like it’s constipated or about to poo?
LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights Cookies.. It bugs me that they look like giant ant heads to me and not like jack-o-lanterns.
LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls…For when you need an extra roll or two around your muffin top.
LIMITED EDITION – Stauffer’s Artificially flavored Pumpkin Spice Snaps…..For those days when you are feeling un-natural and want the original recipe because the second one was even worst. Ohhhhh Snap!
LIMITED EDITION – Pirouline pumpkin spice creme filled wafers. …..might be natural? Don’t see artificial printed anywhere?????
LIMITED EDITION – Moon Pie Minis in Pumpkin Spice………… I would call Moon Pie Minis Space Rocks…Better than calling them Mud Pies.
LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s KING SIZE 2 pack White Pumpkins……??? It looks scary..????
LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints with black and orange centers….WOW I’m glad I didn’t;t buy them. The black centers might make my teeth black. The Halloween Junior Mints used to just come with orange centers.
DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted style carrot chips. I reckon if they are “hand crafted style” that they aren’t actually hand crafted…?
DIFFERENT and possibly WIERD – Melinda’s Thin and Crispy Banana Chips in Sour Cream and Onion Flavored………I don’t know about you but I would never think of sour cream and onions on bananas……
DIFFERENT – Millers sweet and spicy banana pepper mustard in miild and hot. Might be delicious. I love banana peppers.
DIFFERENT – The Foraging Fox Beetroot Ketchup in original and smoked. Sounds delicious……but why are they only showing the fox butt on the label? Looks like he pooped into the bottle.
WEIRD – Chocolate Works chocolate covered Cotton Candy Pretzels with pink strawberry sugar crystals. I have a feeling that these wouldn’t mix well with beer or mustard.
NEW – Cheetos Mac ‘N’ Cheese in flaming hot, bold and cheesy and cheesy jalapeño…..Maybe they pair well with Tiger Tail Twiinkies?
NEW – Kraft Pumpkin Spice Macaroni and Cheese……..This can not be good…I think the “D” stands for “Don’t touch this” just “Don’t”
LIMITED EDITION – Thomas English Muffins in Banana Bread……I’m confused….are they muffins or banana bread?
DIFFERENT – Taste of the South Fried Pickle and Ranch Dip…sounds tasty but wouldn’t the fried pickles get soggy?
This next one is even more different and WEIRD.
WEIRD – Brach*S Turkey Dinner Candy Corn in green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie and stuffing WOW! Reminds me of something from Willy Wonka.
Then there is unfortunately…..I mean usually a new Oreo Cookie out there.
NEW – Family size dark chocolate Oreo Thins.
Oh BOY there’s more!
LIMITED EDITION – Boo hoo Oreo Trick or Treat Packs …My bad not Boo Hoo but just BOO!
Oh MY What have we Done to deserve even more Oreo………
Limited Edition – Oreo Spooky Graveyard Chocolate Cookie Kit…..Can you dig it?
That was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for October 2020. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
