There is always some new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll find when we shop for food.
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NEW – Kellogg’s Cinnamon Sugar Rice Krispies – It’s a morning RICE and Shine flavor….Great cinnamontography on the box!
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW? – General Mills Trix minis……..I think the cereal machine that makes this stuff got clogged and could only squirt out minis……..It sure looks like you are going to poop mini rainbows if you eat them.
LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Red, White, and Blue star shaped cereal….Ok this one is going to make you blast fart fireworks !
Maybe DIFFERENT? Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Crunch…….When I ate Raisin Bran it was just called Raisin Bran…….but that was a very long time back……….Raisin Bran Crunch must be something different?
More Crunch? Or maybe the factory is just old now and the crunch is actually cockroaches?
DIFFERENT – General Mills – Cheerios Cinnamon Oat Crunch…..Sounds good but I don’t know….(Could be the same OLD factory with roaches now?)
DIFFERENT – General Mills – Trixs Gardens of the Galaxy naturally and artificially flavored corn puffs….. Ok or are they playing Trix on us?
DIFFERENT – General Mills Gardens of the Galaxy Mega Size Lucky Charms….??? OK Mega Size means mega gut and mega Butt! HA!
NEW – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes naturally and artificially flavored Strawberry Milkshake flavored corn cereal. Berry funny!
DIFFERENT – Cap’n Crunch’s Artificially flavored Berrytastic pancake mix…? How good can that be? Very berry funny!
DIFFERENT – Hostess Crispy Minis Cookies & Creme ……?…..Do you have to wait to be seated to eat them?
DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Fore Roasted Sweet Corn Flavored Popcorn…WOW Popcorn that taste like fire roasted sweet corn! I hope it’s corny!
DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Jalapeño Poppers flavored Cheese Curls – Sounds hot..but might be a chile pepper?
DIFFERENT – HERR’S – Carolina Reaper Flavored Xtra Hot…Cheese Curls…OUCH that might hurt? Is that a crunch with death?
DIFFERENT – Blue Diamond Almonds XTREMES Carolina Reaper HOTTEST Nuts………Not sure if this is actually a smart snack or another crunch with death?
DIFFERENT – Nice Whole Cashews that are Everything Seasoned…..? Do I wrap lox and cream cheese on them? At least they are nice.
DIFFERENT & HOT! – Del Monte Blazing HOT Ghost Pepper Pickle chips…..That sounds too hot to eat? You could use this instead of a baseball bat by your door for protection. Maybe ghost pepper pickle chips make you go BOO hoo?
DIFFERENT – Kraft Strawberry Balsamic Vinaigrette …..Might be good on ice cream?
DIFFERENT – Odang roasted red pepper Hummus Dressing????? Maybe this really is smooth red shrug sauce? (incase you didn’t know sometimes hummus is topped with a green shrug sauce (spicy green Chile -garlic or it can be red from red chilies but shrug is usually chunky. Or maybe it’s just dressing that didn’t make it for salads?
DIFFERENT – Wildflower Shatta sauce. It’s an Arabic hot chili sauce. Some variations are fermented.
DIFFERENT – Native Forest – Organic Young Red Curry Jackfruit…….You just don’t see that all the time!
DIFFERENT – Tzatziki Triscuit. ???? Not sure if I want tzatziki on my tzatziki Trisket?
DIFFERENT – Real handmade Za’atar flavored Pita Chips…..Need hummus with them!
AND there is usually something Oreo……….
LIMITED EDITION ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED (Oh yum!) Cotton Candy Oreo Cookies. JEEPERS Those Oreo People are so creative to figure out artificially flavored sugar instead of using real sugar for cotton candy!
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods for July 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month?
