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New WeIRD DifFERent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There September 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go out to a store I never know WTFork I’m going to come across. Up above is NEW – Rolo caramel filled chocolatey cones filled with frozen dairy. Well if these don’t do it for you maybe the next one will?

NEW – KitKat wafer with fudge and chocolate wafer frozen treats!

Don’t worry more stuff is coming.

Look at all these NEW flavors of Dove Chocolate Bars. There’s Dark Chocolate Raspberry Rose’, Dark Chocolate Bourbon Vanilla, Blond Chocolate Salted Caramel and Milk Chocolate Almond Brittle.

We have Dove Truffles too in milk chocolate, dark chocolate and milk chocolate peanut butter…….sound tasty but I passed…..

NEW – Hostess Peanut Butter Totally Nutty Bars …..ummmmm might be tasty?

Super Berries – Dark Chocolate covered GOOSBERRIES! They sound good!

Incase you didn’t know they are doing strange things with rice cakes these days.

Here’s a Celebration Cake that isn’t a baked cake but a rice cake decorated like a birthday cake……I don’t know if this is a good thing or a lousy thing. I guess it’s way less fattening than a slice or real birthday cake? I’m just not too sure about this kit to decorate rice cakes by Crafty Cooking Kits.

If you are Forking OK with the Decorated Celebration Rice Cake then you will jump for joy over this Confetti Donut Crispy Rice Kit by Crafty Cooking Kits.

Crafty Cooking Kits also offers a Campfire S’Mores Crispy Rice Kit – Just add Butter!

Fancy gelatin cups called Magical Unicorn Gelatin Cups also by Crafty Cooking Kits. If these don’t make you poop a rainbow I don’t know what else will.

Maybe Weird….at least Different – Creepini…….I mean Crepini Egg Thins with Cauliflower. I love cauliflower but the sample I tried of this at Costco made me gag and it went in the trash….maybe it wasn’t heated up correctly?

Jackson’s Honest Purple Heirloom potato chips that are slow cooked with coconut oil……Might be good….or might be oil from the slow cooking….Slow cooked potato chips? At least they are honest.

Different! – Osem Bissli Falafel flavored wheat snacks…….Why the Fork not?

Looks like something New – Snack Brigade – Incredi Puffs in Saucilian Pizza Flavor…????

More Snack Brigade Puffs – In Sizzlin Sriracha and Cinnamon Apple Pie…….
Who knows how they taste but the bags look cute.

Lesser Evil Egg White Curls in Egg and Cheese Flavor and Huevos Rancheros Flavor……..Looks like we are eating Egg White Curls for Breakfast these days.

365 Brand Limited Edition Ghost Pepper Cashews……..Get them while they’re hot! Limited Edition! Ghost Pepper!

NEW – Mt Olive portable pickle Munchers in Bread and Butter Flavored, Kosher Dill Flavored and Buffalo Kosher Dill…..? I hope they taste better than the jarred varieties of this brand..????? I remember when people used to purchase pickles from the barrels in the grocery store in front of the deli. Those pickles actually use to taste good…..over 90% of the jarred pickles I’ve tried are horrible.

Different and maybe New Sam’s Choice Hot Mango Habanero Pickle Chips…..This one might also be weird.

Now for a little more pickling…..

Different and possibly New and Weird……Van Holten’s Pickle Flavored Freeze Pops….

Signature by Robert Irvine Frozen Fish in Tuscan Citrus Herb Marinated North Atlantic Cod and Almandine Crusted Cod, Tequila Chili Lime Marinated Salmon and Rustic Maple Barbecue Atlantic Salmon.

Zatarain’s Whole Grain Blends Mango and Habanero Brown Rice and Quinoa mix…..Might be good?

Weird – Now they’ve ruined cherries. Cherries can’t taste like cherries anymore. Roland has made passion fruit flavored cherries.

Sliced Jicama is sold as tortillas now.

Different and maybe Weird – Maybe you have arthritis or carpal tunnel and can’t pick up a chewy soft watermelon slices.

Here’s General Mills Drumstick in Classic Vanilla Flavor????? Who it might be good?….Or maybe a good as an ice cream topping?

Drumstick mint chocolate cereal by General Mills…..? Who knows…..It might taste good?……

Also by General Mills is Hershey’s Cookies n Creme Fillows creme filled cereal……..(this one sounds really gross to me)……

NEW – POP tarts Cereal in Strawberry, Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Cookies and Cream……It’s all fun and games till some Moran tries to toast them in the toaster.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes in Banana Creme flavor…..I don’t know….What would Tony say?

Again by General Mills is Mermaid Cereal…? …….This sounds fishy……….Is it cereal made for mermaids?…………Or is it fish flavored cereal?………Yuck green dead looking fish in cereal just doesn’t look appetizing.

From the ground up – Cauliflower Stars in pizza flavor……????????

From the ground up – Cauliflower Pretzels…..(these I tried)…….(maybe my bag was defective…because it smelled and tasted like bitter rotten broccoli)…….

From the ground up – Cauliflower crackers………

From the ground up – Cauliflower Stalks……..they look like straws…not stalks…….

365 brand Cauliflower Flower – Who the FORK knew that there is cauliflower flour out there?

WIERD (but really cool) – Snake Gourds

Of course there is a NEW Oreo Cookie flavor out there!

Here are NEW Artificially Latte Creme flavored Oreo Thins cookies.

Well That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for September 2019. I don’t know What the Fork I’ll come across next month.

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Weird Food Snacks and Candy I saw in Las Vegas – It’ Sugar Store

LOOK! It’s Elvis Crespo and Madonna…..Oh my! ……No it’s Elvis Costello and Blondie……..Only kidding… my bad! …………It’s Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe made out of FORKING JELLY BEANS! ………..Aren’t they great!

The It’Sugar Store sells so many silly things…….Some things are unique to the Las Vegas location.

Remember Bob Ross? I used to paint along with him and made “Happy Little Trees.” There is Bob Ross Energy Drinks and Happy Little Trees Mints.

Here’s one of my Bob Ross paint-a-longs with some happy trees.

There’s Candy Noodles and Candy Sushi.

WOW they look real…..Candy Tacos!

LOL Elvis PEZ-Ley Limited Edition Pez……lol!

Make a gummy wall out of gummy blocks made in China. Hope you don’t feel all blocked up after you eat them!

I never thought I’d come across pickle cotton candy……..

Frosted Donut Cotton Candy makes more sense…..I wonder if it really taste like a frosted donut?

They offered a bunch of unusual chocolates.

World’s best farter crossed out and made into father….lol

Hot salted Sriracha milk chocolate…ummmmmmm….???? might be tasty but not in pho……

On the left is marriage is sweeter the second time around….Great dessert for second weddings!

Second bar is the Mensch Bar. …..You’re as sweet as chocolate….This is a bar you hand out to someone more like Batman. Someone who is a person of integrity and honer.

Then there’s Rock’N Chocolate bar with popping candy….

They offer many gummy candies

A gummy breakfast with bacon, an egg and detailed buttered pancake. There are gummy donuts, gummy cupcakes, gummy burgers and even a gummy pickle.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A GUMMY BEAR! They got gummy bears in diabetic size and diabetic coma size.

They also milk chocolate cover the gummy bears and call them dingle bearies……..

The high fiber cereal Colon Blow and to the right are little yellow jars of Urine for a treat

Then they also offer Welcome to Sour then Sweet LAS VEGAS Nevada.

Those were some of the WEIRD Food, candy and snack I saw in Las Vegas at IT’Sugar.

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NEW DiFfereNT Weird Limited and Special Edition Foods out There July 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW Different Weird Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just a few of what I found recently. Up above are New Cinnamon Toast Crunch Churros by General Mills. Well the cereal sure looks like Churros……makes me want the real thing!

LIMITED EDITION – Cap ‘N’ Crunch’s Red White and Blue Crunch…..Maybe you can get a bang out it???????………..I wonder if it makes your teeth turn blue?

Here are NEW Sun-Maid SOUR Raisins in watermelon and strawberry……I don’t know about this one…….I wouldn’t want raisins that taste like sour fruits…but maybe some people do?

Different – By Martha Stewart are jarred simmering sauces in Cioppino and Curry……..?

Here’s Mina Brand Shakshuka Moroccan Tomato Sauce – Sounds delicious but I don’t know if it is…..That’s different…I never came across this before.

Taco Bell Grated Cotija Cheese in a can…….?????????……..Usually pre-grated cheese doesn’t taste good…..but cheese from a can usually is even worst…..I haven’t tried it so I could be Forking wrong but I don’t think I am.

NEW – Birds Eye Brand Frozen Broccoli Fries and Cauliflower Fries……Why The Fork Not?

DHA – Tuna with Hot Pepper Sauce…….ummmm hot tuna?……..ok might be good!

Dong Won Tuna with Kimchi Sauce sounds even better!

DIFFERENT – Red Rock Deli Brand Aged Cheddar and Dijon Deli Style Potato Chips……Might be delicious?…Don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Jerk – Style Plantain Chips

NEW- Ruffles Double Crunch Potato Chips in Hot Wings Flavor! Bet they will fly off the shelves!

Here’s Saffron Road Chickpea Chickbean Crisps in flavors of White Cheddar and Sea Salt…..Didn’t try yet but in the past I purchased other snacks by this brand that taste good.

Skinny Sticks in Jalapeno Lime and Sweet Onion…made with quinoa and chia seeds….??? sounds healthy….don’t know if they are?

NEW – Fudge Covered Nutter Butter Cookies by Nabisco…..? Might be good but I doubt it?

Here’s White Chocolate Peanut M&M’s……Might be good? I didn’t pick these up to try…..Sometimes the white chocolate are good in M&M’s but sometimes it’s waxy and crappy??????? Could go either way???

NEW – 3 Musketeers Birthday Cake with artificial flavors……(I’ll pass)

NEW – Hershey’s Gold Kisses…They are caramel creme with pretzel bits….I haven’t tried the kisses but I did try the same flavor bar…..My bar didn’t have pretzel bits..It had bottom of the bag crumbs and salt….maybe I just got an end of the batch bar?

Harry & David Moose Munch Pop Corn in Birthday Cake flavor..Well it’s someone’s birthday every day!

Different and Maybe Weird? – Trader Joe’s Pancake Bread…? WTFork do you do with this?

Here’s Bill Johnson’s Barbecue Sauce, look at the cow…..look at the eyes……..it looks threw your soul.

NEW – French’s now makes sweet Buffalo Mustard….made with Frank’s Red Hot Sauce…..

It seems like every Forking week I see some new mayonnaise is mixed with. Here by Heinz is Mayocue (mayonnaise mixed with BBQ sauce), MayoMust (mayonnaise mixed with mustard), Mayochup (mayonnaise mixed with ketchup), and NEW-Real Mayonnaise….(I didn’t know the previous mayonaise from Heinz wasn’t real????) These mayonnaise hybrids must be made for idiots…I’d feel like a moron buying something like this.

NEW- Sunkist Strawberry Lemonade ….sound good but I don’t know if it is?

NEW (?) Krispy Kreme now makes packaged Chocolate Dipped Donuts, Glazed Cinnamon Buns and Jumbo White Iced Honey Buns…..? I never came across these before…….

Different! – Lay’s Kettle Cooked Classic Beer Cheese flavored potato chips……sound tasty!….burp!

Wild California Apricot Ginger Crisps and Pineapple Coconut Crisps…..sound tasty and in the right hand corner that I didn’t notice this one till I looked at picture…QUINCE Chips…now that’s different.

Macadamia Fudge Creamer….who knew!

Ready to eat Cookie Dough in Chocolate Chip and Birthday Cake……Is it really Forking cookie dough if you can’t bake cookies with it??????

Eggs and Fried Rice in a box…..Oh my……?????

Kettle Brand Potato Chips fried in avocado oil in Tropical Salsa Flavor…..WHO FORKING KNEW that they would ever make a chip like that?

Lemon Turmeric Hummus by Blue Moose………???? I don’t know about this one….??????

Cauliflower Tortilia Chips……I tried the same brand pretzels and that smelled and tasted like rotten broccoli ……ick…don’t know if the tortilla chips are the same.

Jet Black Chocolate Coffee Bites………I wouldn’t eat them but I think some people would like them….?

Serious Cheesy Puffs – Blue Cheese Jalapeño Puffs sound yummy!

Holly POOP! there’s another Limited Edition Oreo Cookie.

Of course there’s a limited Edition Oreo Cookie out there! Here’s S’MORES naturally and artificially flavored cookies. They are made of Graham flavored cookies with marshmallow and chocolate flavor cream………………… S’mores sort of frighten me…..EEEEEEK! (actually all Oreo Cookie frighten me)

OH MY!!! We got another Limited Edition Oreo! What the FORK have we done to deserve this?

Here are Limit Edition Marshmallow Moon Oreo Cookies to celebrate Apollo 11’s 50th anniversary of it’s lunar landing…..These cookies have flavor creme that’s artificially flavored! WOW! They also come in a glow in the dark package and come with stickers…OH JOY! Maybe they make your farts glow in the dark!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for July 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEird DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there June 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store and here are a few of what I’ve come across recently.

Pictured above is NEW Sweet Heat Skittles….to be followed by….

New – Sweet Heat Starburst

NEW – Hershey’s milk chocolate bars with Reeses’s Pieces…………….

Different – Really only the packaging is different and very VERY Cool. These are different tins of fudge or English Toffee from England. Two are different hot air balloons, another is a carousel, one is a Ferris wheel. I thought they were stunning. They are very detailed and beautiful. I don’t collect tins or buy fudge or English toffee so they still are waiting there for someone. I just found them yesterday at Home Goods.

NEW – Entenmann’s apple and cherry mini pies……might be good????

NEW – Entenmann;s Brownie Chocolate Chip Mini Cake………????……..Might be good!

Different! By Wild Joy is Banana Jerky in original and ginger teriyaki

DIFFERENT – Candy Hearts seedless grapes from Chile. I bought them. They have an unusual sweet-tart taste…….

NEW – Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes……This is concussing……..Frosted Flakes should be just Frosted Flakes….Honey Nut Flakes are many other cereals.

NEW – Hostess Honey Buns Cereal…………this is a waste..just eat a Forking honey bun if you want a honey bun……

Butter Toffee Pretzels with Roasted Almonds are different!

NEW – Sweet Loren’s Dough…..It’s like two large uncooked cookies that sell for $6.49…?

Yogurt used to be a healthy food that hippies ate…..in the old days even hippies on drugs would add their own healthy nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons are too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt and prefer to pay more for someone else to add something to their yogurt.

Here’s Yoplait in Dunkin’ (Donut Shop) inspirations of Boston Kreme Donut, Apple Fritter, French Vanilla Latte and Cinnamon Coffee Roll. Who the Fork needs healthy yogurt? Just grab a spoon eat a half gallon of ice cream with a sack of donuts and let it all hang out!

Speaking of ice cream…..

Here’s a new flavor I never saw before in ice cream……Enlightened Brand 90 calories a serving Movie Night Flavor……Buttery Popcorn ice cream with chocolate bits and swirls of caramel.

NEW – Haagen Daz Irish cream ice cream cookie squares, peanut butter ice cream cookie squares and vanilla ice cream cookie squares….made to widen butts all over the country! (They should come out with jeans that have written on the butt area designed by Haagen-Dazs)

NEW – Dove mini chocolate coated ice cream at 60 calories a piece ….Um yes thank you!

Radish, Chia Seeds Garlic Whole Grain Chips by The Better Chip…….different!

Red Rock Deli Red Curry Potato Chips……COOL! and different!

I don’t think this is new but it is different and I don’t think I came across Lay’s Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice flavored potato chips before…….They sound like they’d taste good….don’t get crabby if they are not!

Lay’s Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Remix….I guess that means spicy hot dill pickle flavored?????

Here’s Lay’s wavy electric Lime Sea Salt………?????…….wavy electric…..I find that shocking!

DANG….I didn’t get the special edition Ritz in my photo…there is another row of crackers. I took the picture because I couldn’t believe how many varieties of Ritz crackers were on the shelves….I am missing some of what I saw but here are original, bacon, everything, garlic butter, roasted vegetable, honey something, hint of salt and reduced fat……There’s FORKING more too…….dang….Ritz has gone crackers….

Low carb gluten free high protein high fiber Organic Green Bean Fettucine and Organic Black Bean Spaghetti by Bella Bonanza……? Different

Different – Chickpea fettuccine….Ummmm what kind of sauce do I put on that?

Now this one is really different- Turmeric Sweet Potato Spaghetti……What the FORK do I put on this one…….butter and marshmallows?

More and more people are eating less meat and there are lots of new meatless products.

Here is Beyond Meat Beyond Sausage…Plant based Hot Italian Sausage. Might be good!

Loma Linda Plant Based Packaged Vegan Sloppy Joes and Taco Filling……………?…..might be good?

Neat Brand Vegan Meat in Original, Italian and South West Mix……..? might be good?

Loma Linda Brand meatless tuna called TUNO in a can………? Sounds like Tun-NO. ?????

Here’s artisanal fruit hot sauces of Cranberry and Avocado by Fire Fruits……different…I never saw cranberry hot sauce before!

NEW! Heinz Sweetened with Honey Reduced Sugar Ketchup. ??????????Whatever!

NEW – Dean’s cheddar bacon dip with “OTHER” natural flavors…???????????? What are the OTHER natural flavors??????? squirrel pee? hamster coughs? ….gerbil farts?

NEW – Frank’s RED Hot seasoning ….Cool….yes please!

NEW – Liberty Brew MTN Dew……..WTFORK???????

It says 50 flavors in one……..Must be made of all the crazy leftover soda flavors that didn’t work out or sell…..I can’t believe they FORKING manufactured this.

What is life worth without a NEW Forking Oreo! Here’s NEW Dark Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies! Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out there for June 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DiFfErent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there May 2019

There is always some New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are some of the foods I came across recently. Not sure if these Keebler Brand Jif Cookies are new but I don’t recall seeing them before. These cookies are Fudge, Peanut Butter and Crunchy Nut Cookies….They sound very tasty but I don’t know if they are……

This is NEW to me – Creamy Snickers Maple Almond Butter………..I don’t know? If it’s not a Snicker Bar with the usual fillings isn’t this something completely different?

I don’t know WTFork this is…..The bottle reads Three Olives Eggnog……This doesn’t look like eggnog to me………I think someone Forking drank all the eggnog and filled the bottles with water and returned them to the store….OH I see in tiny writing on bottom of label it reads that this is flavored vodka…? I know they can add rum flavoring but how can they add eggs and cream……….This one is weird!


It must be old fashioned form olives to taste like olives. These days olives taste like Seville Citrus, Sesame Soy, Thai Green Curry and Harissa………..

Special K comes in Blueberry with Lemon Clusters……sounds like a good combination……I’d try this if I still ate boxed cold cereal…

NEW- Kellogg’s Raisin Bran has gone Bananas and is naturally flavored with OTHER natural flavors…Whoopee!

NEW- Kellogg’s Strawberry Krispies………????

It seems the cereal aisle has gone bonkers with Lucky Charms…..I didn’t even photo all the varieties…..

Limited Edition – (leftover) Chocolaty Lucky Charms with Winter Marshmallows……

Limited Edition – Chocolate Lucky Charms with Leprechaun Trap…?

Limited Edition – Frosted Lucky Charms with Leprechaun Trap…?

WTFork? Here’s Frosted Flake….FROSTED FLAKE….Lucky Charms….that’s weird

Fruity Lucky Charms….? That Leprechaun looks more than fruity……he looks Forking possessed.

NEW – Post original (this is original????) Chips Ahoy Cereal…….looks just like Cookie Crisp

Limited Edition – Birthday Cake flavored Cookie Crisp………..(ick!)

NEW- Post Nutter Butter Cereal……..Says it’s made with REAL peanut butter!

NEW – Post Donettes Powdered mini donuts cereal………A bet if you eat a bowl of donuts everyday your butt will get wider.

NEW- Honey Nut Frosted Flakes of corn made with real honey!…….I don’t know…….Tony isn’t on box saying “There’rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!

Beanitos White Bean Cinnamon Twists…..? I don’t Forking know about this one…..??????

NEW – Pop-tarts Crisps in Brown Sugar Cinnamazing and Strawberrylicious……sound tasty who knows?

NEW – Kellogg’s Unicorn Fruity Snacks in Dazzle Berry Flavor…….This snack is fat free and just might make you fart a rainbow.

Cheez It cheese crackers in Cheese Pizza Flavor made with 100% real cheese…..ummmm?

NEW and maybe good for you? – Nabisco Good Thins Crackers made with BEANS with Chipotle Tomato natural flavor…..?

Now this is WEIRD…..PigOut Pigless Chips???? in original flavor…..Free of guilt??? Guilt for killing pig or guilt because they might be kosher????? I should have looked at this bag more.

More WEIRD…PigOut Kansas City BBQ Pigless Bacon Chips…..full of flavor Free of Guilt…?????

Crunch Master Pumpkin Harvest Crackers made with real pumpkin in Savory Pumpkin Flavor.

Terra Brand Sweet Plantain Chips made with Coconut Oil……These chips would go well with Brazilian Food!

Victoria Amory handcrafted all natural Piri Piri Sauces in green and red……????? Sound really great….should have picked them up.

Oh my heart is racing…….Andretti Tuscan Cherry Sangiovese Chocolate Fudge and Chardonnay Caramel Sauce…

Look at all the Andretti mustards….sweet and sour, curry, backyard braut, and jalapeño y vino…..who knew Mario Andretti would do all these sauces and mustards?

FORKING WEIRD!!!!!!!…..Biena thin mint chickpea snacks…….maybe I’m wrong but these don’t sound appetizing.

THANK GOODNESS that there’s NEW Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies out there!

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, SPECIAL and LIMITED EDITION Foods out there for May 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition FOODS out There April 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are some of what I came across recently. Up above are NEW Cheese Nips stamped with DC’s Justice League logos………ummmm pretty cool!

NEW- Fiber One Strawberries and Vanilla Clusters……? Never tried the Flake version of this cereal……..But decades back I tried whatever they made then that looked like rabbit kibble…..wow was it bad………it was like eating wood.

Spring Edition – Reeses’s Puffs Peanut Butter Bunnies – How cute!

Here’s NEW Pop-tarts cereal in Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon flavors. All Cute and fun and games till some mis-guided fool or child tosses the cereal in the toaster.

LIMITED EDITION Pop-tarts in frosted Sparkle-licious Cherry! OOOOOOH- Weeeeeee bet they make your farts sparkle.

These are NEW Rice Krispies Treats in Chocolatey, Vanilla Creme and Cookies in Creme.

More NEW Cereal Treat Bars! Here are Reeses’s Puffs treats, Lucky Charms treats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch treats……(I hate cereal bars….They are like not so good cereal mixed with Forking food glue)

Here’s Limited Edition Little Debbie Brand Unicorn Cakes in Sparkling Strawberry! I bet this one make you Forking poop a sparkling rainbow!

Here’s Vea Brand Seed Crackers in Greek Hummus Flavor…..?

Kettle Brand Krinkle Potato Chips in Spicy Queso …..???? maybe good?…….maybe not????

Late July Sriracha Fresca Tortilia Chips?????….Whatever!

Cheetos Eggs (eggs?) in Double Cheddar………….?

Cheetos Sweetos Eggs in caramel…? I don’t know WTFork this is…….

Here’s from the Ground Up Cauliflower Crackers…..I don’t know how the crackers are so I can’t say but I did try their Cauliflower Pretzels……….and I love cauliflower and pretzels but I wouldn’t buy the pretzels again……they were very bitter and smelled very strong like old broccoli.

Oh my…..Now sesame seeds can’t be sesame flavored anymore…..They are now Forking Sriracha Flavored!

Mediterranean Sweet Picante Peppers stuffed with Cream Cheese….That’s unusual….Usually these peppers are stuffed with provolone and meat or feta cheese…..different!

These are Mediterranean Honey Peppers stuffed with Mango Cream Cheese…Now THAT is really different!

Phee Pheye Oh NO PHO!……..Here’s HOT Coconut Sriracha……….?

Chestnut Rice Cake Cookies…..These sound tasty to me…don’t know if they are?

Here’s made in the USA a Filipino favorite Buttered Biscotti. Authentic Biscotti is made for dunking in coffee and are made without butter. This is weird to me.

Cole’s Trout Brand Smoked Rainbow Trout in Olive Oil…..Ummmm might be yummy?

I think this is new because I never saw this before…….Star Kist Selects E,V.O.O. wild caught Yellowfin Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil and also with Sun Dried Tomato….Could be good!

Everyburger – Burger shaped chocolate filled cookies…..kinda weird but cute!

Here’s a NEW Milk Hazelnut Bar called Knoppers…? Might be tasty?

Oh Lordy they came out with a new Tootsie Roll…..They Forking Candy Coated Candy!

Here are cotton candy flavored Peeps. That means they are sugar flavored marshmallows…….but artificially flavored…… Proudly Made in American! (Oh Gosh these sound awful)

Cotton candy Peeps……

Cotton sock Peeps….

WTFork……….Sock it to me Peeps….who knew?

Filled Delights Chocolate Caramel Swirl Peeps………(ick!)

I never saw a Chocolate Bunicorn before……Here’s Russell Stover’s Chocolate Bunicorn…..I thought the horn would be a candy corn.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Reester Bunnies…Awwwwww how Forking Cute!

Here’s Avocado Sauce in Be Hot and Be Original. Looks like they didn’t sell well and are 50% off now.

Here’s Harley Quinn Cherry Chocolate Diamond Daze Ice Cream and The Joker Mint Cookie Madness Ice Cream…..????

NEW- Haagen-Dazs Spirits Ice Creams in Amaretto Black Cherry (this is an old flavor that got discontinued many years back…..it used to be delicious!), Rum Tres Leches, Irish cream Brownie, Stout Chocolate Pretzel Crunch and Bourbon Vanilla Bean Truffle. They don’t have enough alcohol in them to give you a buzz….even if you eat the whole container……but they sound like they taste delicious.

Thank GOD that there is a new Oreo!

Here’s NEW Naturally and Artificially Flavored Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreo Cookies!

LIGHTENING has struck twice. Another NEW OREO COOKIE HAS ARRIVED!

Game of Thrones Oreo Cookies.

Same cookies they just look different.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition Foods out there for April 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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NEW DiFFerENT WEIRD Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There March 2019

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what the Fork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Pictured above are Limited Edition CAP’N CRUNCH’S Chocolatey Berry Crunch Cereal in two great flavors. It reads on the box Chocolaty Berry Crunch…….I think that might mean something like chocolate (chocolaty) and berry (berry-like). Woo Hoo natural and artificially flavored WOO HOO!

Oh JOY! Leftover from Christmas Limited Edition Gingerbread Spice Multigrain Life Cereal. Well at least it’s on clearance like it Forking should be.

More even OLDER Leftovers……….Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Life Cereal……But notice it’s natural flavored with OTHER natural flavors…….WTFORK are OTHER natural flavors….lizard poop, cat farts, dog vomit…WTFORK are OTHER natural flavors? The Gingerbread Spice above also has OTHER natural flavors…….??????????????

Here’s Limited Edition Banana Creme Frosted Flakes with Natural Flavors and OTHER Natural flavors………..don’t know if this one is great?

NEW- Vanilla Silk Oat Yeah Oat Milk….?????????……Since when did oats grow breasts for milking? This is new to me….Guess it must be those wild oats?

OMG there’s a bunch of NEW! Oat Milk out there in chocolate, extra creamy, original and vanilla……

Here are Sweet Limes…..(look at bag Sweet Limes) They are very unusual and different. Sweet Limes lack the sour that a regular lime has. These Sweet Limes are edible and nothing in them makes your mouth pucker……They taste sort of like sweet lime aid. They also are softer than a regular lime and feel like a Meyer Lemon.

NEW! Go-Gurt Drunkards ….OPPS! I mean Dunkers in low fat strawberry with something that looks like a dog biscuit or cookie?……(ick)

Here’s Chobani Gimmies Super Berry Rocket Yogurt Tubes…….I’ve never noticed them before. They are different! Nothing artificial and 25% less sugar…….

Here’s Chobani Gimmies in individual servings. The flavors here are ChoCo Chunk Cookie Dunk, Best Birthday Ever, Popping Cotton Candy, Rainbow Sprinkle Cone and Ooey Gooey s’More. Yogurt was a healthy food at one time. In the old days hippies that were on drugs used to purchase plain yogurt and even when they were on drugs were able to mix in their own fruit and nuts themselves. Today’s morons aren’t as capable and are willing to pay more for yogurt too.

Some idiot out there is a FORKING genius! Failed at baking a birthday cake and re-purposed it and shoved it in a jar to sell to other idiots. They call the birthday cake cookie dough but you can’t make cookies or birthday cake out of it…….People buy a failed birthday cake in a tub and eat it up……..go figure!

If you aren’t capable of squirting Sriracha on your packaged salmon yourself……Thank GOD that Chicken of the Sea packages Salmon with the Sriracha already on it….What’s an Imbecile to do?

How about a Cauliflower quick meal of Peruvian Vegetables…..? Here’s a bundle pack of six of them…..That’s New and Different!

Beanitos Baked Bean Crunch that is made with real cheese that is Macaroni and Cheese……..not sure if flavored or is just suppose to look like Mac N’ Cheese?…….

Here’s Taco Bell Brand Tortilla Chips in Mild and Fire?……I thought tortilla chips were suppose to be corn flavored and are to be dipped in sauce…not coated with sauce flavoring….It’s odd that the mild bag reads on the front – You gonna finish that?……sounds like there’s a reason not to?????? just saying

Now for something completely different…….Korean Kimchi BBQ flavored small batch Pork Rinds…..Go a head….pig out!………..and WOO hoo! They’re gluten free!

Who knew that Combos would ever come in Honey Sriracha Flavor now?

Combos stuffed pretzels also come in caramel too for a sweet and salty kick……..?

Sun Maid makes Bite Size Premium Cookies in Oatmeal Raisin Apple……….

I’m very surprised that Sun Maid didn’t make Pure Milk Chocolate covered raisins decades ago……..They sound better than the well known chocolate covered raisin.

Nathan’s Restaurant Style Hot Dog Buns……I’ve never noticed these before….who knew!

Here’s a crushed bag of Quaker Brand Sweet Oat Crisps in Blackberry Pomegranate flavor with “OTHER” natural flavors………That’s sort of different.

Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Hazelnuts…..Oh YES I DID!…….These are good…The Hazelnuts actually taste toasted and are flavorful, it’s sweet and salty…The chocolate melts….It’s yummy!

This is NEW M&M’s Chocolate Bars. I purchased one….The one marked Almond.

No matter what flavor you pick they have M&M Minis in them……….This is good…I’d get it again….

Here’s Sheila G’s Peppermint Dark Chocolate Bark mint brownie pieces covered in rich dark chelate with peppermint flakes and white chocolate drizzle…….sounds refreshing sweet and tasty..don’t know if they are………

NEW!- Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee Thins….???????????? Cost about $2.00 an ounce!

NEW! Mango Chile NERDS……It says on box NO Artificial Flavors….Has potential to taste good!

Saw this handmade Chocolate Easter Egg at Marshall’s…It’s really big…maybe around 12 inches high. I thought it was pretty and different.

Here’s Limited Edition The most DREK…..I mean STUFF Most creme ever Oreo Cookies.

And if the most drek……I mean STUFF Oreo isn’t enough for you then you can choose Limited Edition Easter egg Oreo Egg Shaped Cookies!

Well that was the NEW, DIFFERENT, WEIRD, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2019. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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NEW WeIRD DiffERNt Special and Limited Edition Foods Out There January 2019

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Different, Weird, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are a few of the things I came across recently. Up above are Limited Edition Pop-tarts in Frosted Strawberry and Drizzled Cheesecake. I just don’t know….I get frosted strawberry but why would you want cheesecake in your toaster?

Here’s a Party Tray of Grilled Pumpkin…..I never dreamed that there are party trays for sale of grilled pumpkin out there….That’s different…and maybe Weird.

This is kind of weird……FROZEN Organic Zucchini Spirals imported from Italy. Why would anyone want soggy frozen zucchini….? Not that anything is wrong with Italy but why frozen zucchini from Italy when we can eat fresh zucchini all year long grown fresh in America???? I also don’t understand why anyone would freeze spiral cut zucchini…..

WEIRD!

How about Tri Color Seedless Grapes….now that isn’t anything new different, weird limited or special edition but it is WEIRD that we have Disney Mickey Mouse Grapes ……Rats I just don’t know about Micky Mouse Food?

It can be Thanksgiving any day with Trader Joe’s Turkey and Stuffing Flavored Potato Chips.

This is strange…….Bitchin’ Sauce Almond Chipotle Dip……….????? Almond Chipotle Dip?????? Maybe people bitched that it didn’t taste good????? Bitchn’ Sauce??????

Sweet and a bit Sassy Dr. Pepper Beans…..???…….I don’t know?…Dr. Pepper Soda is a combination of 23  flavors that taste sort of cherry-ish…almost cola-ish……I don’t know if that flavor works well with beans…..Maybe they give you double gas….you know musical fruit combined with carbonation….might need to change underwear.

Foster Farms Honey Sriracha packaged Chicken for when your too lazy to just pour honey and sriracha on your plain packaged chicken.

Food Network’s Pioneer Woman packaged Country Fried Steak………..?

Planter’s Limited Edition Roasted Cashews with Milk Chocolate and also Limited Edition Roasted Almonds with Dark Chocolate…….For when your feeling like a nut….but with a little chocolate.



WOO-HOO I found Banana Shallots from France. They are different. So easy to peel….these are sweeter than the regular shallot in the far right corner. I’ll miss them when they are gone.

Limited Edition Holiday Peppermint and Quinoa Dark Chocolate Bark……? Nothing makes me feel more festive than a little Quinoa in my Forking Chocolate……….WTFork?

Limited BOTANICAL Edition of Dark Chocolate Violet Marshmallows……..might be good but this one sure doesn’t sound appetizing. Ompah Ompah Ompah-dee-doo! I got another Forked up one for you!

I thought this was a Dog Snack at first but it’s for human consumption. Wilde Grain Free 100% *Natural* Chicken thin and crispy Jalapeño (made from chicken and tapioca flour) Chicken Chips……….?????? I think my dogs would love them!

I’ve come across several new Asian soups and broths. Here’s Steepable Broth Bags in Delight Pho (get it….Delight Pho) and Thai Lemongrass.

Here’s Vietnamese Pho Noodle with Brown Rice Noodles in Toasted Garlic and Creamy Coconut Flavors.

Here’s Annie Chun’s Vietnamese -Style Pho Soup Bowl and to the right is Nongshim Beef flavor Pho Rice Noodle Soup

Ocean Halo offers Miso Noodle Bowls and also Ramen Noodle Bowls


Here we have Oprah That’s Good Creamy Tomato Soup and Creamy Squash Soup…….Oprah is now a chef?…Who knew?

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Dairy Whipped Topping….SOUNDS..Ummm……don’t know if it is?

Sugar Free Whipped Topping….I never noticed sugar free whipped topping before….

Strawberry filled Marshmallows ….?????

Dino Edition Cheez It Crackers…….why the Fork not???

Coconut Pizzelle Cookies…who knew!

Here’s some leftover Limited Edition Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch.

Entenmann’s Chocolate Peppermint Pancake & Waffle Mix……I never saw this before…..Maybe it’s new?

Here’s Hershey’s Kisses in the New Lava Cake Flavor. You know I bought them! They are not bad…..but they aren’t great either…….Chocolatey with a runny deep chocolate sort of drippy caramel center….no cake……..I think these kisses are smaller?…..They seem smaller…..They don’t really taste like chocolate to me…..more chocolaty than chocolate like a little Debbie Swiss roll…..that fake chocolate taste……Guess they aren’t so great………….

Oh THANK GOD there are NEW Dark Chocolate Oreo Cookies………….(kidding)

Life is so good that Lightening struck twice!

Limited Edition Love Oreo Cookies…I know most people LOVE Oreo Cookies!

That was the New, Different, Weird and Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for January 2019….I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW Weird Different Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2018

 

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There is ALWAYS something NEW, Different, Weird, Limited and Special Edition in the Wonderful World of Food out there….I never know what the Fork I’ll come across. Found some crazy stuff and just when I thought pumpkin was over I came across an unbelievable amount of Pumpkin Flavored Foods. Anyways – Up above are Clam flavored Candy Canes called CLAMDY Canes by Archie McPhee. You can purchase them at www.mcphee.com They are New and absolutely WEIRD!

Down below are Holly Cheezus! ….Mac and Cheese candy Canes also by McPhee Candy.

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Also very weird……..

Firecracker popping Chocolate……Yeah……… get a bang out of that!

Planters Turtle Sundae Mix…..might be yummy………don’t be slow to get them because they might sell out!

Various Chip & Dale Snacks – Roasted Nut Mix, Crunchy Spicy Mix, Mountain Mix and Fruit and Nut Mix…….Might make you feel chipper?

Ortega now makes Good Grains Spinach Taco Shells!…….So glad they don’t use the bad grains.

Ortega also makes creamy dressings for your tacos in Chipotle and Taco Ranch Flavors…..?????

Mark’s Stinkin’ Good! Medium Green Chile Sauce….?…….Stinkin’ Good doesn’t sound appetizing…..sounds more like a fart….

Classic Bold Sriracha Relish Topper?????…….Might be good?

Sweet Hawaiian Bagels………?……..Great with Pineapple Cream Cheese and Ham?

Here’s Chobani Greek Yogurt Blended with Pumpkin and Spice………..??????

You just might FLIP for Chobani Flip Limited Batch Pumpkin Harvest Crisp Yogurt??????????

This Noosa Brand Yogurt is called Honey Pretzel Peanut??????? WTFORK…I see mostly Chocolate Chips…..I know YOU SEE THEM TOO! Honey Pretzel Peanut but it mostly Chocolate Chips and Yogurt….That’s Forked Up!

Yoplait Mix In Yogurt….on left is Salted Caramel Pretzel and on the right is Key Lime Crunch…I wonder if they really are filled with chocolate chips?

NEW! Quaker Instant Oatmeal in Flavored Peanut Butter and Banana for when you just don’t have the energy to slice a banana and spoon in peanut butter yourself.

NEW Maple (Flavored with Other? Natural Flavors……(I don’t want to know what that Forking means……) Cheerios…………can’t get it out f my head…..OTHER natural flavors….

And of course! It’s December! and it wouldn’t be worth living if we didn’t have……………….

 Forking Time for Limited Edition Cap “N”  Crunch’s CHRISTMAS CRUNCH! WOO HOO!

I saw these Sweet (called) Green Grapes at Whole Foods….I thought they were an unusual color of yellow…or yellowish……Thought they were different.

Philadelphia Brand Cream Cheese makes dips……who knew?…….Here is Southwest Style Black Beans and Corn……??????

Brazilian Barbecue Plantain Chips….that’s different!

Grain Free Paleo Puffs in Himalayan Salt “N” Apple Cider Vinegar……They sound very healthy for junk food……

Seaweed Thins in Sriracha Almond and Almond Sesame…..sound tasty??????

Hatch Chili Smoked Shorty Sausages……More and more Hatch Chili Flavored foods are showing up…..

It seems that Pumpkin Spice (The EIGHTH Wonder of the world) is still going strong.

Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Coffee Capsules…who knew?

Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream Sandwich….Hey it’s a Sandwich….not a pie……???????

Halo Top Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream???????

Enlightened Pumpkin Spice Latte….? This is some sort of frozen confection.

Ben and Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream…….The richness of this flavor makes me sick…..

Talenti gelato in Pumpkin Pie……???????

Oh my….It’s ok if you want to be Vegan…….but your dog should have a choice…..

There is Vegan Halo Dog Food….Who knew?…….?????????????

America’s Favorite Cookie The Oreo has branched off into more than just cookies!

Thank God there’s Oreo Natural and Artificially Flavored Hot Cocoa Mix!

Oh and Christmas has taken a turn…………………

www.Spangler.com

OMG! There’s OREO Candy Canes to FORK UP your Christmas!

Of Course there’s a Forking Artificially Flavored Winter Oreo Cookie.

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and SPECIAL EDITION Foods out there for December 2018. Have a Happy New Year and who knows WTFork I’ll come across next year!

The Forking Truth

 

NEW Weird DifFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out There November 2018

 

There is always something NEW, Different, WEIRD, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will find out there when I go to a store and here are a few of the foods I came across recently. Above is Chinese Spaghetti Sauce….Who knew there was a brand of Chinese Spaghetti sauce. It looks very unique…but sort of WEIRD for Spaghetti Sauce.

Honey Roasted Caramel Apple Peanuts and Maple Bacon flavored Cashews….Peanuts and Cashews may never be the same again.

At Lee Lee’s Asian Market in Peoria I came across Horseradish Greens……I was hoping that they’d taste like horseradish but they don’t…….They are almost like a very mild arugula that you can eat raw or cook slightly….New to me…and different.

Jalapeño Pretzel Pieces by Snyders of Hanover…..might be tasty with queso?

Here’s David Chang’s momofuku ssam Korean Chili Sauce in original and spicy. I enjoyed a Jidori Rotisserie Chicken Ssam with Ginger Rice and Lettuce at momofuku (spelled with lower case m) restaurant in Las Vegas (March 2018) and now we can enjoy the same flavors at home now. I did indeed purchase the hot ssam sauce and it does taste pretty much the same……It truly is FORKING delicious!

Spotted Cheese Flavored Corn Curls called Chiz Curls……different

General Tso’s Chicken Potato Chips…….Ummmmm?

McCormick’s Grill mates Smokehouse Maple Potato Chips…..???????????

Tokyo Style Pop Corns in Nori and Matcha flavors…..sound tasty but pop corn is so easy and cheap to make at home so it seems like a waste to purchase pop corn.

Sriracha Broad Beans or Fava Beans…..who knew?

Welch’s multigrain mixed berry Fruit Puffs…(that’s WEIRD) and Lemon and Mango filled rolled wafers….???

Maple Pecan Puffs….????? Could be good…..Could also suck…….???????

Butterfly Brand Durian Flavored Crispy Rolls……If they taste like real durian fruit I would have to pass…….fruity flavor that turns massively BEYOND BELIEF OR ANYTHING Imaginably…..  ultra strong oniony…………….

Britannia Brand Bourbon Cookies……(hic!)……you just don’t find these everywhere!

Cafe Mocha Hide & Seek Cookies…….?????? What kind of name is that for a cookie?…..What are you suppose to do with these cookies….Hide them in your sofa and see if anyone seeks them?

NEW Chewy Red Hots in Kick’n Mango Lime Artificially Flavored Candy……….no thanks 🙁

Here’s toasted coconut Banana Brittle……Look at banana on the package……It reads made from recycled bananas…….What the Fork does that mean…..someone or a zoo animal ate a banana and pooped it out and now it’s made into brittle for you? ……….RECYCLED BANANAS

NEW Vanilla Latte Frosted Mini Wheats?….I don’t know about this one…….Maybe they are just recycled Mini Wheats?

Post came out with Frosted Chocolate Strawberry and Frosted Strawberry Shredded Wheat Cereals……I don’t know about these cereals either….They sound like Pop-Tarts….

New Wild Berry Fruit Loops! Better than Old and Lousy Fruit Loops!

Cocoa Krispies….made with real chocolate but the illustration isn’t very attractive………looks like a bowl of turds.

NEW Nilla Banana Pudding Cereal!….Might be tasty…Maybe it’s very sweet! ….But what the Fork is that on the box?…..Naturally flavored….with OTHER natural flavors……..Believe me YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

Hershey’s makes Milk Chocolate Pop Corn and Sea Salt Caramel Pop Corn…who knew?

Crispy Hatch Chiles…..YES PLEASE!…..My bad…I mean NO PLEASE…I thought that these would be delicious so I purchased them. They added a whole bunch of dang smoke flavors and each crisp just taste like an ashtray shaving that’s hot and spicy. NO THANK YOU!

Lay’s Potato Chips in Fiery Habanero….Could be good….Could be sucky….??????

Lay’s in Chile Con Queso………….It more like Chiles in Buttermilk….Blech!

Cassava and CAULIFLOWER Pretzels……I tried them …….a nice light crispy texture with a pleasing amount of salt……But they stink like rotten broccoli and have this bitter like sour broccoli taste. BLECHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Trader Joe’s Cornbread Crisps……..now these sound pretty tasty I have to admit! But I don’t know if they are…..

Cheddar Mickey Mouse Goldfish Crackers in the shape of Mouse Heads……..Now that is Forking Weird.

This next one I never heard of……

WTFork is Liver Cheese?

Liver Cheese sounds weird.

Sometimes they make weird Dog Food too…..

Turducken in Gravy for Dogs…? But on can is reads family favorite recipes? I guess it’s a family favorite recipe that didn’t make it to the people food shelf so it goes to the dogs……

Oh GOD what are we going to do if we don’t find a new or special edition artificially flavored Oreo?

Limited Edition Micky Mouse 90th Birthday Cake Flavored Artificially Flavored Oreo Cookies! I hope they don’t taste 90 years old……

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition Foods for November 2018. Who knows WTFORK I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth