There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
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LIMITED EDITION Lucky Charms with magic clovers that turn your stomach….OOPS! …….I mean milk green. I got only one thing to say…
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch Treats….Looks a bit scary to me……
NEW – Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Cinnamon Basketballs………I could see kids having a mess…I mean fun with this…..What happened to Tony The Tiger…..He looks weird on that box like a generic version.
NEW – Little Debbie Ice Creams in Oatmeal Creme Pie, Cosmic Brownies, Zebra Cakes, Honey Buns, Strawberry Shortcake Roll, Swiss rolls, Nutty Bars…..Umm they look and sound intriguing…..?????
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Godiva Ice Creams in Mint Medallion, Salted Caramel Brownie, Hazelnut Crunch, Midnight Swirl, Praline Cone Crunch…….Might be good?
NEW Coca-Cola with Coffee……..If you don’t mind canned coffee why not?
LIMITED EDITION Cocoa Cola starlight…????? Doesn’t have an actual description but was inspired by space………Someone must have been smoking something funny to have thought up this one.
Old and maybe Weird – Chi-Chi’s 88cent drinks. I saw Skinny Margarita, Peach Margarita, Pink Lemonade, and Long Island Iced Tea Wine Cocktail. Lets see…Chi-Chi’s folded in 2004…so these party drinks are pretty old. (only kidding)
NEW – Lindt Lindor Almond Butter Milk Chocolate Truffles…..I don’t know how they are but sound like they can be delicious?
DIFFERENT – Hammond’s soda pop chocolate bar. This bar has cocoa cola flavor and fizzy popping candy in it…….Not for me but some will find it fun.
NEW – KitKat Lemon Crisp
DIFFERENT & Maybe & probably LIMITED EDITION – Peeps in donut shop coffee flavor…Because donut shop coffee taste different than coffee from other places?
NEW – Cheez-It Puff”d ……OH GOD they are awful! They don’t even seem edible. They stick to your teeth and don’t even seem like food. They should just send all the bags to all the prisons across the country…Eating one is just torture.
LIMITED FLAVOR – Smartfood Cinnamon Sugar Cupcake popcorn. I understand the cinnamon sugar thing but how do they get to make the popcorn taste like a Forking cupcake?
NEW – International Delight (liquid) that is Twinkie Flavored (artificial cream & processed cake) that you add to coffee………If that sounds good to you then you are easy to please……..
There is always something new, weird , different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food. Here are a few of the food items I came across lately.
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NEW – Big Cup Reese’s polluted ………. I mean stuffed with cheap filler…..I mean stuffed with potato chips Reese’s. Maybe you need to put on weight and candy stuffed with more junk food might help you full-fill your jeans……………(HA!)
NEW – Reese’s football looking peanut butter candies. ????? WHY??? Footballs aren’t appetizing. Arn’t they made out of pig skin that they don’t use for food? I guess someone there got a kick out of this one.
DIFFERENT – Hammond’s chocolate bars in coconut cream pie and bourbon pecan pie…..They sound delicious….. (I almost cracked and almost sent away for them…but didn’t)
DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Pigs N’ Taters….? Chocolate with potato chips and bacon FLAVORED pieces…..Not worth pigging out on.
DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Malted Milkshake Chocolate Bar…Ummmm sounds delicious but I haven’t tried it…….(yet!)
WEIRD – Hammond’s Chicken & Waffles Chocolate Bar. Chocolate with chicken, waffles, and maple syrup. This one is weird! I’m too chicken to put chocolate and chicken together….
LIMITED EDITION (bottle) – Danzeisen Dairy fruit drink with an Alice Cooper portrait. Well Alice Cooper is a long time Arizona resident…I guess that is why he is on the bottle???? Could have used a better picture of him….Like from the Goes To Hell Album….That would have been cooler.
LIMITED EDITION – Mtn DEW in a flavor called Spark (with raspberries pictured..???) and Major Melon that looks like watermelon flesh….I guess you never know what grows on a mountain these days.
Saw several different Goldfish crackers out there…..
NEW – Goldfish Mega Bites in Sharp Cheddar and Cheddar Jalapeño….Sounds tasty….I just think the mega bites in sharp cheddar should have been called SHARK CHEDDAR and shaped like sharks….
SPECIAL EDITION – Goldfish crackers with added Micky mouse red heads…..not for me but cute.
LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish Star Wars Mandalorian baked snack crackers…mixed with fish…????? Speaking of fish…….
DIFFERENT – Good Fish crispy Salmon skins in crispy lime flavor……????? I buy similar snacks for my dogs….
NEW – Lay’s Layer three cheese flavored crispy bites….I don’t know what these are! I thought Lay’s made potato chips. Guess they ran out of spuds
NEW Charms (CHARMS?) Fluffy stuff cinnamon churro cotton candy. …….? Too much of this and you will get fluffy too!
DIFFERENT – Clancy’s Kettle Chips in Cuban Sandwich flavored that is marked dairy and kosher on the bag….How can that be when Cuban sandwiches are made of ham?
DIFFERENT – Sabatino’s Paleo Organic Lemongrass Chicken Meatballs…Sounds tasty and different.
So far there has always been some sort of Oreo out there.
NEW – Artificially flavored Nabisco Toffee Crunch flavor creme Oreo Cookies. Holy poop they came up with artificial toffee flavor.
Oh GOD there are more Oreos…..
LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco ARTIFICIALLY flavored Ultimate Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies. The ULTIMATE or BEST darn artificially flavored cookies. How lucky can we get!
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods for February 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?
There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
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LIMITED EDITION and possibly WEIRD – Kellogg’s Crayola cereal. The only reason to make Crayon cereal to to poop rainbows. Someone on drugs must have come up with this one. AND WHO TFork wants to eat anything that taste like crayons???
Here’s one that makes more sense.
NEW – Quaker Oats instant grits in hot & spicy jalapeño cheddar that is naturally & artificially flavored……????…..is it the jalapeño or the cheddar that is the artificial flavor?????? Or maybe it’s a combination of both…ugh!
NEW – General Mills Apple Cinnamon Chex Cereal…..Might be good but I don’t see any cinnamon on those Chex on the box?????
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream – Only one thing to say, “Yabba Dabba Doo!”
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Pringles parmesan & roasted garlic potato crisps…..Might be tasty?
LIMITED – Pringles wavy MDA Burger…???? WTFork does that mean? Minnesota Department of Agriculture Burgers? Missile Defence Agency Burgers? Moose, Duck, & Alpaca Burgers? What ever these are they are artificially flavored.
NEW – Ortega Mini Slider Yellow Corn Taco Shells. They sound good.
DIFFERENT – Eat Real corn puffs in quinoa white cheddar and quinoa & kale jalapeno & cheddar……might be good might suck…don’t know.
DIFFERENT – Olde Thompson Nashville Hot Chicken flavored…..????….Does that bottle look already used to you? Who TFork is going to steal some spice to eat in a grocery store?
WIERD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch cinnadaust sold in the spices section in the grocery store…..Someone was an idiot to approve this item to be sold in the spice area. (just my FORKING thoughts……you can disagree and put it on your dinner tonight)
DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – P.F. Chang’s Korean Style Gochujang hot sauce….It doesn’t look like what I buy from the Asian Market…???????
DIFFERENT – Mang Tomas all-purpose sauce……..It say’s all purpose on the bottle…So use it like ketchup, mayo, tomato sauce, and booze.
NEW – Mezzetta Za’atar Olives…..Sounds tasty…We’ll see.
DIFFERENT – Creamy Caramel Cheese……It reads across package – Sweet brown cheese from the mountains of Norway. Sweet brown cheese from a mountain? Doesn’t sound appetizing…..????? Is it my imagination or does that skier look like he is pooping?
NEW – Reese’s Big Cup Peanut Brittle……It’s probably not as great as the original but I’ll give it a try when I find one.
DIFFERENT – The Brownie Baker (took a break from brownies) and made a Reese’s peanut butter cup cookie…..I don’t see much Reese’s in that cookie…….?????
LIMITED EDITION – KitKat bar in Key Lime Pie……Not bad….but not great…..also very sweet…….
So far there has always been some sort of Oreo.
WEIRD – Barefoot Oreo Thins red blend wine……….WHY? Oreos to WHINE about?
Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for January 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
A long time ago in a land far far away someone invented candy sticks to make kids shut the FORK up for when they were in church. It was also written that someone from Germany got the idea to put a little religion into the candy sticks by adding on a Shepard’s hook shape to the candy.
Some time has passed….and someone got the idea to add hyssop flavoring to the candy because hyssop was used in the Old Testament for purification and sacrifice. Maybe nobody wanted child sacrifice on their hands so they stopped adding hyssop flavor. But maybe the real reason that they stopped adding hyssop is because they found that mint flavoring was cheaper (and tasted better).
Next change was that they added The White Stripes.
Or was it the Red Stripes symbolizing the blood of Christ?
Maybe you have noticed that many candy canes still have stripes but are no longer are mint flavored?
Pizza FlavoredKale FlavoredMac & Cheese flavoredWarhead, Swedish Fish, Smarties flavored Life Savers, OREO, Dum Dum flavored Bacon flavoredRotisserie Chicken flavoredPickle flavored Coal flavored “It doesn’t FORKING matter how the candy cane is flavored. When the kid eats it they will shut the FORK up”.
That was Some FORKING Thoughts on The Christmas Candy Cane.
Wishing you and yours a Merry and Safe Holiday Season and a Happy New Year!
There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. These days you never know wtfork you will see when you look for food.
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DIFFERENT – Live Ocean fully cooked microwavable salmon risotto that doesn’t need refrigeration either. I wonder if it’s fishy? I sure love salmon but I hate fishy salmon.. it is hard to imagine salmon in a cheesy risotto…Maybe the risotto isn’t cheesy? I guess you either get hooked on this or toss it back?
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Sonoma Gourmet – butternut squash sauce or puree for your pasta….It’s kind of weird…..It looks like baby food too!
NEW – General Mills – Dulce de Leche Toast Crunch…. How good can this cereal be is the little toast guy on the right side of the box looks like he is throwing his guts up?
NEW – General Mills – Lucky Charms marshmallow clusters…..Don’t all the lucky charms have marshmallows in them? I reckon that they accidentally made defective marshmallows that stuck together so they came up with this to sell them.
NEW – Kellogs From Loops Cereal Straws – Leave it to Kellogg’s to come up with something that sucks……..sucks milk..
DIFFERENT – E&C’s heavenly hunks in organic birthday cake cookies….I can’t tell how it is unless I taste it but the picture on the bag looks more like a clump of Rice Krispies with neon extra colored jimmies. It says on the bag that they are ridiculously amazing….???? Maybe they just make you ridiculously great at farting rainbows?
LIMITED EDITION – ENTENMANN’S Little Bites that are pumpkin muffins….Might be good but what is that critter on the front of the box? and why does he look like he is about to barf?
NEW – Pillsbury mini sweet biscuits in honey butter, chocolate chip, cinnamon sugar, and blueberry…..?
NEW (mostly new) – packaged Krispy Kreme bite and crullers in original, strawberry, key lime pie, blueberry, apple cinnamon, chocolate and lemon….???
DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Hulk Smash ………I don’t know what flavor that is….could be green pea or crunchy frog?
DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Spiderman……I heard that spiders taste like strawberries…so maybe these cakes are strawberry flavored…..or could also be web flavored….
NEW – Snickers White – I picked this up and took a bite. Then I had to spit out the bite. This doesn’t taste like something edible. I don’t know what it is made of.It’s missing the nougat part…..has a few peanuts…and maybe more gooey caramel type goo……and a lot of white weird stuff…I actually used to love white chocolate but not this bar,
NEW (sort of…1st time I noticed in a store) Chocolove xoxox Ruby Chocolate…..This is the third kind of chocolate made from ruby beans….More chocolate in this bar than from the waxy coating on a frozen ice cream bar that I tried. Might be good!
DIFFERENT – Raaka bananas foster dark chocolate bar…Might be delicious?
LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish jalapeño popper flavored….Why The Fork not?
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Noble Made carrot ketchup…might be good?
NEW – Red Robin sauces in camp fire, buzzard, spicy ketchup, and whiskey river. Who knew?
DIFFERENT – Pickled Planet Beat Kraut….Could be good and it also could be beat……..regular kraut with some added carrots, beets and caraway seeds.
WEIRD – Dang aged cheddar Thai Rice Crisps. I think that this one is weird because I have never seen anything aged cheddar in Thai Food anywhere.
WEIRD – Lesser Evil – Paleo Puffs in no cheese cheese flavor. That can be nothing but weird.
LIMITED EDITION – Cup Noodles PUMPKIN SPICE ramen noodles with OTHER natural flavors…I wonder WTFork are the OTHER natural flavors? Worms? Mud? Spider poop? Could be anything….Just saying
DIFFERENT – Avolov avocado powder….Had no idea there was avocado powder out there.
LIMITED EDITION – Arby’s potato vodka in French Fry and Curly Fry Flavor..????? But Arby’s doesn’t sell alcohol in their restaurants. Oh it’s only sold on-line…???? That is odd.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Cocktails tequila margarita, vodka mule, gin melon, rum & cola…????? IDK…since alcohol doesn’t freeze….and they are frozen then there probably isn’t enough alcohol in them to do anything.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Rum Skinny Cocktails ??? I’m skeptical about frozen cocktails from my grocer’s freezer.
And there is always a FORKING Oreo
LIMITED EDITION – Artificially flavored apple cider donut Oreo cookies…How good can that be?
That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for November 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
There is ALWAYS something New, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
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DIFFERENT – Peeps marshmallow chicks in blue raspberry. OK….I’ve never come across a raspberry that is blue……???? Maybe the taste of raspberries make some people sad or blue????????? Who knows?
WEIRD – Peeps marshmallow sour watermelon chicks……I do eat watermelon and some are better than others but I’ve never come across a watermelon that is sour so this is weird.
DIFFERENT – Peeps Hot Tamales fierce cinnamon marshmallow chicks that are artificially flavored….Well I guess if you like artificial squishy cinnamon then you are in luck!
DIFFERENT – Peeps that are fruit punch flavored marshmallow chicks…….punch like the kid’s drink or punch like in the face flavored?????
LIMITED EDITION – Peeps that are marshmallow ghost shaped..BOOH Are they hauntingly ghoul’d?
LIMITED EDITION – Hyde and EKK! Orange dipped pretzel rods with white fudge drizzle…..Orange dip on a pretzel????? might make you go EKK!
DIFFERENT – Nonni’s blueberry streusel biscotti – Might be good? or might suck?
LIMITED EDITION – Tootsie POPS in caramel artificially flavored….HOW THE FORK do you artificially flavor FORKING sugar? Everyone knows that these pops are made of sugar…and most people know that caramel is only sugar that is heated to 170 degrees…….It just doesn’t seem right to artificially flavor anything caramel flavored.
NEW – Junior Mints in minis….I wonder why they just didn’t name them JUNIOR Mints Juniors?
LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints – with orange and black centers……BOO!
DIFFERENT – Utz- Daisies chocolate flavored (not real chocolate) covered pretzels that don’t look like pretzels…..Who thought of this?…Looks like cow diarrhea pies to me.
LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s White and Chocolate Pumpkins……I have to say they look mummy…I mean scrummy!
DIFFERENT – Reese’s White cream stuffed with peanut butter and Reese’s pieces…and M&M’s cookies and scream with artificial flavors….At least they are honest.
LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Ghost White Ding Dongs with Scream filling. That just sounds funny. Say that to someone…I dare you.
LIMITED EDITION- Hostess spooky Twinkies with scream filling. Silly but not as funny sounding.
LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Scary Cakes with scream filling. I’d be scared to eat them…HA
LIMITED EDITION – Red Vines twists in candy corn flavor…Wow what a twist on Red Vines.
NEW & WEIRD – Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn of green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie, and stuffing…I feel full just writing that.
NEW and WEIRD – Crunchers vegan beyond bacon crunchy sprouted mung beans…..I like mung beans and have read that mung beans are suppose to be very healthy to eat so I picked this up….The mung beans no longer taste like mung beans and just taste like crunchy smoke….bah
LIMITED EDITION – Cheetos bag of bones in flaming hot…….? (You won’t be boney if you eat the whole FORKING bag you know!)
Limited Edition – Cheetos Bag of bones in cinnamon sugar????? (another bag of bones so you won’t be boney….Just FORKING goblin them down.
LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes with spooky marshmallows….I might be afraid to eat this?
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Monster Mash Cereal – It’s a combination of the monster cereals. There’s marshmallows, berry flavored, Frosted Flakes and maybe chocolate…..This is scary…..It’s like Rocky Horror in a box.
NEW – Kellogg’s Eggo chocolate and OTHER natural flavors waffle cereal. They don’t look like waffles to me….Why would I want waffles in a bowl of milk?…..Just dam call it ice cream toppers….That would be better.
DIFFERENT – Twistd Italian inspired savory lemon flavored couscous with sunflower seeds and Mexican inspired smoked paprika & lime rice side dishes. Both of these are really different….Never thought I’d see them on a shelf.
DIFFERENT – Progresso toppers- tomato basil soup with cheddar crackers. Sounds good but it sure contributes to the landfill.
NEW and maybe WEIRD – Banza rice made from chickpeas in regular and garlic olive oil……Why on earth do chickpeas need to be rice shaped? And WhoTFork is too lazy to add garlic and olive oil to their rice shaped chick peas……
WEIRD – Micky Bow Tie “pasta” mini apple cinnamon puffed snacks and bow tie “pasta’ minis Mac & cheese snacks. This is weird because pasta is a noodle……usually wet…Not a puffy snack…..
DIFFERENT – Andy Capp’s cheddar fries potato snack – You just don’t see this often in Phoenix.
DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato and sorghum cauli-crisps……This one is kinda WEIRD too…Ok the crisp are made of potato & sorghum…ok that is great… I am wondering aren’t they made from cauliflower too?
DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum chips…these ones had added turmeric and black pepper.
DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum crisps called Dragon Crisps fire breathing….Guess that means that they are spicy….and not made of dragon fruit. Whatever!
LIMITED EDITION – Sprouts Potato Co Kettle Style Chips in Aloha BBQ (pineapple and sweet onion) and also a flavor called burger topping (ketchup, mustard, & pickle) DIFFERENT TOO! Would they be gouda together??????
LIMITED EDITION – Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies ……..that ARN”T FUDGE STRIPES……and are Pumpkin Spice Stripes instead………OH FUDGE!
And there is always a FORKING Oreo…..
Here’s an Oreo monster decorating cookie kit that includes 8 Oreo cookies, body cookies, icing, candy jewels, and gummies OH MY!
And then there is another FORKING Oreo.
NEW – dark chocolate thins Oreo cookies.
Yet another FORKING Oreo!
LIMITED EDITION – Boo (HOO) Oreo cookies. It reads orange colored cream but the same taste…..(boo hoo)
Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for October 2021. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
There is ALWAYS something NEW, weird, different, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never FORKING know what we will come across when we shop for food.
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NEW – Post Fruity Pebble Crisps. It reads on the box that these are crispy rice crisps. Well Fruity Pebbles are made mostly from rice. Some of the other ingredients are artificial colors and artificial flavors and natural fruit flavors too.
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crisps. These have natural & artificial chocolate flavor in them….yabba dabba don’t!
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles milk chocolate barXL and Post Fruity Pebbles candy bars……made by Frankford….same company that makes those cheap Christmas and Easter Chocolates………..
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All 3X BIGGER MEGA Berries snack pouches – Well I guess if you like Cap’n Crunch Berry Cereals then you might like the Mega Berry Snack pouch? But with all the coloring I see in them you are bound to fart a rainbow.
NEW – POP-tarts in frosted chocolatey churro……(it doesn’t look like a chore?) naturally and artificially flavored….doesn’t sound like the best? But it is baked (unlike a real churro)
DIFFERENT – Disney MICKEY and friends (I don’t see any of the friends?) Wonder Mates plus prize milk chocolate by Frankford……….WOW what a prize!
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – All natural KA-super grains POP! in cinnamon churro puffs…Maybe they are good?
DIFFERENT – Girl Scout Thin Mints Almonds??? I like Thin Mints and I like almonds….??? Might be good …..but if you eat too many Thin Mint Almonds your ass will get really wide.
DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa Prosecco milk chocolate bars……Might be good!
DIFFERENT (and expensive for only 3oz something bar) – Moonstruck dark chocolate bars in raspberry fennel and strawberry basil…..Don’t know if they are worth it but they would be nice as a gift…
DIFFERENT – Portabella Wild Mushroom Jerky in three unique flavors – roasted garlic black pepper, sesame ginger Korean chili, & sweet balsamic golden fig…….I can’t see myself eating a chewy mushroom…WTFork knows ….they might be good!
WEIRD – Crispy Dillies – Pickle flavored fried cucumbers. I picked this up because it was so weird…..I ate a few and they are crisp and taste very much like a pickle but have extra acid in them…I almost can’t eat them…(but I am extra sensitive to acid taste in food) They might? be good in a salad with something thick and creamy to mellow all the acid….but they are WEIRD!
DIFFERENT – KA super grains POP Red & Green Sriracha Puffs. I thought these did sound good so I bought them…..The puffs all look the same but some have too much acid in them and make my mouth hurt. I didn’t think they these puffs were awful but I would never buy them again.
NEW – Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt potato chips……I was pretty excited to see this but when I saw that this bag only cost $3.49 at A.J.s I figure that they can’t afford to buy real truffles at that price………or not enough truffles to taste anything anyway.
DIFFERENT Boulder Canyon Sweet Vidalia Onion Kettle Style Potato chips does sound tasty!
DIFFERENT & WEIRD – UTZ..??? Something called Daisies that are Forking Pretzels covered in naturally and artificially birthday cake…..Daisies…WHY?…..Birthday Cake on pretzels….(ick) Someone on drugs must have thought this mess up.
DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in Baja Blast (sort of lime-ee?) and Baja Flash ( like sort of pineapple-ee?)
DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in another different flavor called Baja punch….now that one I’m guessing might taste like punch.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Nellies free range sous vide egg bites….? One is uncured bacon and pepper jack cheese flavored…….You only get two bites for $3.99……so it makes more sense to just buy a FORKING carton of eggs so you can get at least 12 bites for like $1.50…..Just saying….
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French (???French howTFork can Kraft be French?) Ice Cream. It doesn’t look like any macaroni is in the ice cream so how can this be macaroni???? I guess it is just Kraft cheese flavored?…Well they don’t sell Van Leeuwan anywhere that I know of so I guess I won’t get to try it…darn!
NEW – Miniature rockit apples…? They FORKING LOOK like crabapples to me.. Now I’m feeling crabby.
LIMITED EDITION – 99Proof adult trick or treat bag with 99proof liquors….it can be a trick? or a treat? hic……
There is always something Oreo.
DIFFERENT – Mrs. Freshley’s Delux Oreo Mini Brownies.
And there is another FORKING Oreo. The wrapping looks more exciting than the cookies………
These are regular Oreo Cookies with surprise Pokemon designs on them.
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for September 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
There is always something that is New, Weird, Different, Limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. You just never know what you will come across when you are shopping for food.
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DIFFERENT – Coleman Natural Budweiser Bratwurst. I wonder if they are the best or the wurst?
LIMITED EDITION – Kellog’s Mashups that are Frosted Flakes and From Loops mixed together. I don’t know about that one. Maybe they finally ran out of new ideas for cereal.
NEW – Duncan Hines Post perfectly moist Fruity Pebbles Cake Kit – I don’t want my cake to taste like cereal…..I also don’t want cooked moist pebbles in my cake.
DIFFERENT – Clancy’s Kettle Chips in Nashville Hot Chicken favored and Cuban sandwich flavored …….????? Sounds too good to be true!
DIFFERENT – Casa Mamita Crispy Taco or Queso Fundido Wavy Potato Chips…???? I guess nobody wants plain potato chips anymore. These days your potato chip must taste like something that it is not.
DIFFERENT – Kroger Reuben flavored potato chips……Can’t complain until I try……maybe we will see?
DIFFERENT – Hawaiian Brand Hulapeno (LOL) jalapeño fired potato chips….Hulapeno..OK that’s cute and funny.
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD Hawaiian Brand mango habanero potato chips…This one I’m not too sure about…..I like mango habanero salsa….But I don’t think I’d like mango flavored potato chips……This one IDK.
LIMITED TIME ONLY – Pringles potato crisps in Wendy’s Spicy Chicken…Might be worth a cluck?…..Gosh! What would Dave say?
DIFFERENT Fritos in honey bbq twist….I never saw Fritos in a twist shape before…Actually I don’t think I noticed Fritos in flavors other than original.
DIFFERENT – Specially Selected Chimichurri Cold Smoked Salmon…..Sounds good I have to say…but don’t know if it is?
DIFFERENT – Good Neighbor SHRIMP Burgers in bacon cheddar, sweet & smoky, original and –
DIFFERENT Good Neighbor Southwest Shrimp Burger…….who ever heard of southwest shrimp?…EEE..YAW…Giddy Up you shrimp!…Sounds a LITTLE FISHY to me.
DIFFERENT – Almark Foods – Looks like cooked egg whites with a filled pasty bad so you can squirt the pre-made deviled egg filling into the egg whites…WOW! How Egg-citing!
DIFFERENT – Murry’s Deer Creek Rattlesnake cheese that is cheddar, gold tequila, habanero peppers…called Rattlesnake Cheese…That sounds HISsssssss-terical.
DIFFERENT – Romero’s Soft Cauliflower Tacos…..Cauliflower is everywhere and in everything these days……….They sound healthy?
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW Chick-filet sauces in one called SAUCE and the other Polynesian Sauce….????? I wonder if they are also sold in Sundays?
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD WinCo beef tenderloin marked ungraded….Ungraded meat makes me wonder…..?????
NEW – Kinder bueno mini candy. Chi[ocolate coved hazelnut cream filled wafers. They sound dellicious but I haven’t tried them so I don’t know?
NEW NAME Pearl Milling Company original syrup and buttermilk mix that makes pancakes. Well if you liked them before then you will still like them.
So far there is always a NEW or Limited Edition Oreo
LIMITED EDITION S’mores graham flavored cookies with marshmallow and chocolate flavored cream with that perfect natural and artificial taste!
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for July 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
Universal Yums is a gift or subscription service for a box of international snacks. You have a few different size choices.
I get the basic Yum Box and it comes with a booklet of facts, trivia, a recipe and information about my snacks.
Lets try a snack.
Ummmm…Now these are tasty! They are little cookies filled with a chocolaty filling that is laced with a small amount of hazelnut and tahini. These are tasty…Now they are gone.
We got a Yum bag with Mastic Toffees and Melon and Lime Chews.
Oh joy……..(not really)…Turkish sour watermelon gummies. I just don’t do gummies and ESPECIALLY Don’t FORKING do sour gummies. But I will ask my husband to eat one.
Next is a coconut & coffee snowball cake.
I like coconut but never liked coffee so far. I thought maybe I haven’t had good coffee yet and that is why I don’t like coffee? I tried two bites. I think I would like this if I liked coffee. The cake is moist with a nice texture and the exterior is very unique. The center cream isn’t terrible. I would like this if I liked coffee, Coffee just taste like bitter coffee grinds to me……
Next……
Baharat spiced cracker chips in taco flavor…??? They are odd to us….They are very powdery chippy crackers……..The powder texture sort of bothers me more than the odd flavors….They are very salty, they are onion-ee, there is sweetness to them, They finish very sweet….They sort of stick to my teeth.
Only two treats left….
Here’s tahini halva…..Not bad…It seems like light fluffy frosting that taste like sesame seeds instead of something too sweet.
Last treat
These are just plain chickpeas that are salted. These are GOOD! The texture doesn’t break my teeth like most bagged chickpea snacks. These you can actually eat in salad and do have a nice natural chickpea flavor. These I would buy if I saw in the store.
Those were my FORKING Thoughts on Universal Yums – Turkey 2021
There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across out there.
Up above is …..
LIMITED EDITION – KitKat Key Lime Pie Flavor. It sounds delicious……..Could go either way just like real key lime pies. Some of them are very good but many do suck.
NEW – Hershey’s birthday cake kisses. It reads birthday cake flavored cream..(that means something fatty like shortening and or butter mixed with some vanilla flavor) with sprinkles and OTHER? natural flavors…..Why don’t they just name this bag? Hershey’s KISSES for when you DON’T WANT chocolate and mixed with vanilla and OTHER natural flavors. Happy Birthday…yeah
LIMITED SUMMERTIME EDITION – Hershey’s strawberry ice cream cone flavored kisses. Strawberry flavored cream and cookies with “OTHER” natural flavors…??????? Also free of chocolate…….. I don’t want to know what OTHER natural flavors are…could be something gross like cow fart juice or squirrel vomit. WHO FORKING knows?
DIFFERENT – Kit Kat wafer bars in sparkling wine and banana caramel flavors. It’s a 50/50 shot at good or bad………Or maybe one flavor is good and the other flavor sucks?
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Godiva chocolate domes with milk chocolate coconut crunch….Now these might be good?
DIFFERENT – Fair Trade organic peanut butter and jelly cups in dark chocolate….They do sound good? Don’t know if they are?
NEW – POP-tarts in Banana Creme Pie, Lemon Creme Pie, and Peach Cobbler. They sound good but I gave up POP-tarts decades ago. Not sure if they are still made the same but I heard that they were made with cow fat. As a child that sounds utterly unappetizing.
DIFFERENT – Jelly Belly Krispy Kreme Doughnut jelly beans. Someone was either on drugs or has too much time on their hands to think up this treat.
NEW – Nestle Toll House syrups in pecan turtle delight cookie and chocolate chip cookie syrup……..I don’t know about you but I would rather have a real cookie instead of syrup cookie. I think someone really was on drugs to think this one up.
Speaking of people on drugs thinking stuff up………
DIFFERENT and WEIRD – Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup…..Gee this is what nightmares are made of. This is punishment food.
DIFFERENT and WEIRD – The Jackfruit Company Hickory Smoked Plant Based Pulled Pork…….You might pig out on this but………….Someone is dreaming that Jackfruit is pork….This is a package of pulled jackfruit…not pork.
DIFFERENT (and NO WHEY) – Violife Just Like Cheddar slices, Just like smoked provolone slices, just like feta and just like natural cheddar slices….Unlike first package that just reads just like cheddar slices…..?????
WEIRD – Avocados at Safeway aren’t weird but I usually don’t see people walking cute dogs in clothing in Safeway.
NEW – Vintage Italia Pene Straws made with lentils and white beans with lemon garlic flavor……….Not sure why these are called straws….not sure why anyone would come up with this?
Speaking of pasta……
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Hearts of palm pasta…..Never seen that before…….Looks good on the box…?????
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic black bean rotini – Now I have come across black bean pasta at Whole Foods before. Would look pretty with certain vegetables and sauces…hopefully it’s good….
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cauliflower chip snacks with brown rice, coconut milk, seeds and seasonings….Sounds really tasty…might try it next time?
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cheese Bites with black summer truffle…THRESE ARE VERY GOOD…..not fake stuff either
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic rainbow carrot snack…….Looks good…Might have to buy next time and maybe I’ll poop a rainbow.
DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Crispy Champignon mushroom snack. This kind of snack is showing up everywhere. Move over potato chips we are doing shrooms now.
NEW – Pepsi Mango. ?????? Does Mango taste good with Pepsi????????
Oh and there is always a Forking Oreo.
LIMITED EDITION – Frankford Oreo cookies and creme eggs.
That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for May 2021. Who know WTFork I’ll cone across next month?
