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NEW WEirD DiFFeRenT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There March 2021

There is ALWAYS something that is NEW! – WEIRD! – Different, limited or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. You just never know WTFork you might come across. Here are a few of the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods that I came across recently.

Up above is……

NEW – Mini Kit Kat Ice Cream Bars…….They sound yummy….But they don’t look so yummy…….The wafer is all little Broken pieces in the chocolate………….but I might give them a try sometime??????

NEW – Nestle Toll House MINI vanilla chocolate chip ice cream sandwich cookies….IDK 310 calories is pretty steep for a mini ice cream sandwich??????? I wonder how fattening the Kit Kat Ice creams are?

NEW – Jeni’s Everything Bagel Ice Cream …..????? It reads cream cheese ice cream with everything bagel seasoning. ?????….Just go all the way and add some lox, red onions and capers to the mix. Let’s see how the FORK that taste!

DIFFERENT – Maybe NEW? – Cerreta’s Picosas Hot Peanut JalapeƱo Brittle. Sounds tasty….Was looking for a single piece to buy from the display in my super market but they weren’t marked so I didn’t try any today…Maybe next time.

NEW – Snickers in Peanut Brownie Squares……These I tried (unfortunately) Not Good…Doesn’t taste like a brownie either…..It’s just brown paste……with a little goo covered with waxy coating…YUCK! AWFUL and WTFork They lack the FORKING Peanuts. DISAPPOINTING! and GROSS! ICK!

NEW Mrs. Freshley’s Reese’s peanut flavored cup cakes and Hershey’s triple chocolate cakes. Could go either way?

NEW – Pepperidge Farms Goldfish Veggie Crackers in Sweet Carrot Flavor………Ok so they might be a little healthier than regular Goldfish crackers….I would call them NEW and IMPROVED.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Rhythm organic cauliflower bites. I bought this. It’s fried in a special way with little oil. They don’t taste fried…..but they have this really light nice crisp texture. They seem almost like freeze dried but sort of tasty…..but a little too salty…..I think I’ll try them in a salad.

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD? Nature’sintent Caulicups made with cauliflower, zucchini and carrot…..?????? It looks like a very small portion of food…Just Forking go out and buy a few vegetables, shred them up and FORKING microwave it yourself.

NEW – Kellogg’s Tiger Paw snacks…..No mention of flavor…I don’t know what these are?

NEW – Post Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream and Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream. Yabba Dabba Don’t (unless you want soggy pebbles) This is for people who are too lazy to pour a box of cereal into their ice cream.

DIFFERENT and NEW – NEW Kettle Farmstand Ranch potato chips and Korean BBQ potato chips……Think I tried the Korean BBQ ones a while back and they just didn’t do it for me….Don’t know how the Farmstand ranch are?

WEIRD – WILDE Chicken Breast Chips in Nashville Hot Chicken and Chicken and Waffles Flavors…..Chicken chips seem weird to me………They MIGHT be good? I was going to try a bag but put it back when I saw how few chips were in the bag…They look big in my photo but they are very few chips in each bag for $5.99.

NEW – Pesi-Cola in COCOA Cola flavor…that is confusing….Pesi-Cola that is COCOA Cola flavored……A chocolatey Pepsi might make a good soda float.

LIMITED EDITION – Frankford Oreo Cookies and Cream White Easter Bunny Candy…..some people might like this….if you like a lot of fatty wax with artificially flavored crumbs in it…but shaped like a cute bunny.

There is usually a new Forking Oreo Cookie.

NEW – Java Chip flavor creme. They are naturally and artificially flavored WITH chocolate chips! (Oh boy what a treat…(gag) )

NEW Artificially Flavored Chocolate Hazelnut Oreo Cookies…..But at least they always use real cocoa.

Oh my and what did we do?????? To deserve this?

LIMITED EDITION Strawberry Frosted Donut Oreo Cookies with ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR and edible glitter…..so your farts dazzle from glitter.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeirD DiFFErent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There February 2021

There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. You just never know what you will come across…..Here is some of what I’ve come across lately.

NEW – from General Mills is Lucky Charms Marshmallow Chip Blondie soft baked bars……I never heard of Marshmallow Chips……….Are they little chips of marshmallow that got stale??????????? Maybe marshmallow chips are better than cow chips?????????????

COMING SOON****That means NEW – Post Birthday Cake Pebbles 50th Birthday Cereal…..You know for those birthdays when all you got was a rock…Well here are pebbles.

NEW – General Mills Dunk Aroos Cereal…….I don’t know…doesn’t look like they are dunking them…looks like the cereal is sitting in a bowl of milk to me…..But I guess you can slam dunk them if you don’t like the way they taste.

NEW – Krispy Kreme boxed doughnuts in chocolate bites, original glazed bites, mini crullers, and blueberry mini crullers. I like doughnuts…especially the ones with holes because they are partially calorie free so you don’t get fat eating the doughnuts with empty centers.

DIFFERENT – Lehi Valley Churo Stars (that look like chicken nuggets) and Simply Cinnamon Roll Puffs (that look like chicken nuggets rolled in dirt). Both do sound tasty…..But I resisted.

LIMITED EDITION – Peeps – Party Cake Marshmallow Birds – Party Cake? What flavor is that?

DIFFERENT – Asher Cinnamon Bun mini cups…they sound intriguing but sure don’t look like cinnamon buns………??????

NEW – Junior Mints MINIS……ummmm smaller than a Junior……I would have called them Junior Dots…….Next to the new Junior Mints Minis are York Mini Peppermint Patties….Do you need encourage-mint to eat Junior Mints and York Peppermint Patties?????

DIFFERENT – F-A-O Schwartz Chocolate Coin made in Italy….Ummmmm Is it money? Or is it not? I might change my mind and try one.

NEW – Hell’s Seltzer – Knicker Twist, Berry Inferno and another flavor that I can’t read. They sound spicy but I don’t know if they are?????

LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Game Day Chili……Could go either way…Some flavors are good….Other flavors…ICK! Game Day has passed…Haven’t seen these yet at the store????

DIFFERENT – Andean Pasta with turmeric, rice, quinoa and amaranth….sounds healthy but it still is a carb….???? Turmeric isn’t so tasty with pasta sauce…IDK about the pastabillities of turmeric in my pasta???

Different – Veggiecraft Pasta in elbows made with cauliflower and penne made with zucchini…..I don’t know about this one….it would have to be powdered vegetable added to my dry pasta dough. I might for getta bout this?

NEW – Trader Joe’s Plantain Croutons with garlic and sea salt. I can’t tell if they are baked plantain batter croutons or plantain chips cut into square shapes????? Could be good?

DIFFERENT from Sogna Toscano is Octopus Salami – This is for those really BIG salami sandwiches that take EIGHT hands….

DIFFERENT…(I don’t think anything was THIS different….I thought the last salami was really different)…..Hellenic Farms (Vegan) Fig Salami with Tikka Masala and Onion…….from supermarket Italy.com

and for something natural.

DIFFERENT – Bagged Milperas…..I found them at Smart and Final. They are mini Tomatillos.

NEW – Ocean Spray Craveology Snack Mix in Spicy Coconut Curry, Tuscan Herb Mix and Chai Snack Mix….It could be berry good?

DIFFERENT – StarKist Red Curry with Coconut Wild Caught Tuna……If it’s tasty you might get hooked on it?

NEW – Funfetti Ice Cream for when you are too lazy to buy your own sprinkles or Jimmies.

NEW Ben & Jerry’s Doggie Desserts (Is it me or does that dog look angry?)

There is always a Forking Oreo.

Oreo Candles who knew?…What a BRIGHT idea?

Anywho-

LIMITED EDITION – Oreo Lady Gaga Cookies – Weird colors…you might poop a rainbow if you eat them?

More Oreos

Limited Edition – Brookie – O Brownie Cream Cookie Dough with artificially flavored cream……oh boy what a treat…….. šŸ™

Well that was the NEW Weird Different Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFERent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2021

There is always something NEW WEIRD DIFFERENT Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I look for food.

Up above we have-

NEW and LIMITED EDITION Lay’s Potato Chips in Frank’s Red Hot – Hot Sauce Flavor….These I bought. They taste sort of like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce but more tangy I can’t can’t eat them. My mouth its too sensitive and they are so tangy that all that tang hurts my mouth. My husband was able to eat them.

NEW & LIMITED EDITION Lay’s Kettle Cooked Beer Cheese Flavored Potato Chips. I didn’t get yet but I am intrigued….(sounds good)

DIFFERENT – Lay’s India’s Magic Masala potato chips. Sound tasty I might give them a try…

DIFFERENT – Lay’s Whacky Hot ‘n’ Sweet Chili …..? Sounds like a flavor I might have to try?…..We’ll see.

DIFFERENT – Al Chipino Thai Green Curry Tortilla Chips – Says that it is a chip that doesn’t need dip. – Sounds Yummy!

DIFFERENT – Al Chipino – BBQ Tikka Masala Tortilla Chips – Says that it is a chip that doesn’t need dip. – Also sounds tasty!

DIFFERENT – Surati Sriracha Splash flavored potato chips…Sounds YUMMY but I don’t know if they are?????

DIFFERENT…REALLY DIFFERENT>>>LOOK AT THEM…Surati Masala Munch Flavored SHELLS….They are sort of taco shell shaped……Could be an interesting snack!

DIFFERENT – Surati – Cheddar JalapeƱo Tubes – They also sound tasty…Ummmm

NEW – Andrew Zimmern Spice Blends in Mexican, Tuscan and Mediterranean. Might be good?

NEW – Heinz tomato ketchup with vegetables blended into it….????? Looks like a squash and a carrot….I don’t know why anyone would do this to ketchup. It’s not like anyone eats much ketchup…..so why water down the tomatoes with squash and carrots? This one just seems dumb.

Different – evol – Egg White, KALE, tomato & GOAT cheese breakfast sandwich….I don’t know how it is but is sounds tasty.

NEW – Hormel – Ranch Seasoned Bacon………Do you really want ranch with that?

NEW – Beyond Meat – Beyond Italian Style Meatballs…might be good?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Maestri Veggie Plant Based Pre Sliced Meats. These come in prosciutto, roasted turkey, beef carpaccio, spicy salami and pepperoni STYLE faux meats. I’m curious………..but don’t know if I will ever try since I’m not much of a fan of any sliced lunch meat.

NEW – Land O Lakes Cinnamon Sugar Butter Spread. I guess GREAT for when you don’t have a pantry. Because then you need to buy your butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar for your frozen waffles.

NEW? – Baby Ruth Candy Bars with New Dry Roasted Peanuts..???? WTFork kind of peanuts were in there before? It says improved in the corner…?????

NEW – Dr Pepper Cream Soda…? If it’s cream soda then it’s not Dr Pepper….?

NEW – Nestle M&M’s Coffee Mate………..For Gods sake M&M’s are just milk chocolate and sugar…WHY?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Reddi Whip Non-Dairy Coconut Milk. WOW! that can be delicious in a number of ways!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Great Value SUGAR-FREE Whipped Heavy Cream

DIFFERENT – Sambazon Acai Bites in Peanut Butter & Chocolate 60 calories each…Sounds great to me!

NEW – Oreo Artificially flavored marshmallow pieces in cookie with chocolate marshmallow creme. WOW! what did we do to deserve this?

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for January 2021 Who know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on Lay’s Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Potato Chips

Lay’s Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Potato Chips have been out for a while now but I finally got up the nerve to try them. About a year ago I tried several different flavors of Lay’s potato chips that just didn’t do it for me so I gave up trying new flavors until recently.

These Lay’s Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle Potato Chips smell just like a jar of dill pickle!

I got to look at the ingredients.

They have a few ingredients that are unexpected like whey and sour cream…..???? Why whey and sour cream? They don’t go into spicy dill pickles!

Here are the chips up close.

The chips are smaller in size and are a little powdery.

I taste one. It’s almost too hot and *****IS*****too vinegary for me.

My husband loves them and is woofing them down.

The chips for me are painful to eat slow.

If I eat them faster they don’t hurt my mouth and they really do taste like spicy dill pickles.

Pretty good and worth a try! …Just don’t eat them slow.

Your experience and taste may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeIRD DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2020

There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never do know what we will come across when we look for food.

Up above is-

NEW – Post Hostess Twinkies Cereal. I don’t know what it is. Looks like yellow cheese curls to me.

NEW – General Mills – Trix Tour World Tour with Marshmallows. Don’t know how the tour went? Might have gone virtual?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Elf Cereal with marshmallows……because that is how most cereals roll these days….(with marshmallows)

NEW – Post Marshmallow Fruity Pebbles with NEW Marshmallow shapes. The old shapes were just no good anymore.

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Sugar Cookie TOAST Crunch…..Because toast just sometimes wish that they were really cookies this time of year…..??????

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Elf on A Shelf Sugar Cookie Cereal……Umm because cereal really wishes that it is sugar cookies this time of year?????

Below is something that I am not sure what the FORK it is….

DIFFERENT – Post Cereals. According to the picture on the boxes…one looks like it’s made from whole grains. The other looks like it’s made in animal shapes.

DIFFERENT – General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Remix…..I don’t see anything on the bag that makes this different from the boxed cereal…..I could be wrong but to me it just looks like cereal in a pouch?

NEW – Cinnabon – Cheddar Rolls (? with cinnamon?), Frosted Cinasweet Swirls, Ooey Gooey Rolls, Sausage Bites, CinnaPastry and CinnaBiscuit…Might be ok…..can’t say till I try.

The brand Aunt Jemima is considered to be politically incorrect and racist so that brand got changed to Uncle P’s it’s a minority owned brand.

NEW – Uncle P’s Louisiana Seasoned White Rice and

NEW – Uncle P’s Pancake and Waffle Mix. Also Original Syrup.

Saw many new and different ice creams.

NEW Lotus Biscoff Ice Creams in a variety of flavors……might be good?

NEW – Nick’s Light Swedish Style LIGHT Ice Creams in a variety of familiar sounding flavors all are 300 or less calories a pint……sounds sad to me….Nobody eats a whole pint of ice cream….maybe 1/2 a pint? If I eat a 1/2 pint I need it to taste good.

Cheesecake Factory Ice Cream up above is salted caramel and strawberry. Don’t plan to try since cheesecake ice cream isn’t a favorite of mine.

Whoo Hoo! Ice Cream for dogs.

Different and maybe NEW – Dogsters Ice cream style treats for dogs! Nutly & Cheese Flavor and Cheesy Bac’n Flavor. I think my dogs might like cheesy bacon better than cheese with nuts.

NEW – Enlightened Keto NO SUGAR frozen desserts….????? I don’t know if they are good……I have tasted sugar free gelato that was good but not ice cream so far…????

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s White Elephant – I think if I eat that then I will be as big as an elephant.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s Holiday Lights! Bright idea!

Limited EDITION – Reese’s in Nutcracker shaped……The package looks sort of gangster with the legs blown off.

LIMITED EDITION – Mystery shapes. looks like anything goes here…might be batches of Reese’s that melted in the trucks on their way to Phoenix.

LIMITED EDITION – Ice Breakers Gum in Candy Cane Flavor

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s Build a snowman in cookies and cream and build a Santa in milk chocolate. Just right for people who like to bite the heads off and make little ones cry.

New M&M’s – (sort of but not really) They are just dumping in multiple flavors in one bag. Up top is Peanut Mix in milk dark and white chocolate coated peanuts. Bottom bag is milk chocolate, peanut butter and peanut.

NEW – Reese’s stuffed with pretzel. I also read that a Reese’s stuffed with potato chips is also coming out. I don’t need more junk food in my junk food.

LIMITED EDITION – Cocoa Cone – Oh my this doesn’t even look edible.

LIMITED EDITION – Krabby Patties Gummy Sliders…..YEEE Claw…sliders with a pinch.

LIMITED TIME ONLY – Pringles Cajun Fries Potato Crisps. I never find these Limited Time Only Pringles anywhere…..

DIFFERENT (and Expensive) Tequila in bright colorful heads….full of head fluid.

DIFFERENT – Saltvert – Licorice Salt…Ummm?

NEW – Red Boat Spiced Garum Salt – Now this one sounds intriguing. Fermented Anchovy and spices salt.

NEW – Hormel Chili I don’t know if can of the left Hot with Beans is new?….But Ghost Reaper Chili with beans is new…..So can of the left is hot……So can on the right is even hotter and like no other? If it’s that hot then why the Fork is hit called Chili?

And there is Holiday treats for dogs too!

LIMITED EDITION – Greenies Gingerbread Flavor Dental Treats for dogs…Oh my…for 5-15 pound dogs. (even my small dog is a lot bigger than 15 pounds)

Who knew that Americas favorite cookie is a cereal on Asian Shelves at the Asiana Market.

DIFFERENT – Who Knew?

And there always is a new Oreo Cookie if you want them or not.

These are the same artificially flavored Oreo Cookies that many people love. Now they have artificial coloring too…

Oh and Oreo is trying to make us feel better about 2020 so they knocked out a few other kinds of Oreos…..wasn’t that nice……??????

LIMITED EDITION – 5 Cool Winter designs and RED FILLING.

LIMITED EDITION….It’s Oh SNAP the Easter eggs didn’t sell so lets push them out for Christmas….Oreo Creme Filled Candy with Cookie Pieces.

Oy Vey there’s more!

LIMITED SPECIAL EDITION – Oreo Oy it’s 2020 Cookies….Only kidding below is the real one….instead of Oy it reads JOY.

Nabisco Oreo Cookies in 5 cool winter designs with red creme filling.

Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for December 2020. Have a FORKING GREAT NEW YEAR! and who knows WTFORK I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There November 2020

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know what we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is –

DIFFERENT – Good Value Cheeseburger Onion rings……WOW! How do they do that? And how do you eat them? Do you put them in a sandwich? Do you dip them in ketchup or mustard or relish? They sure are different!

NEW – Yuengling/Hershey’s porter – Maybe it will go well with the cheeseburger onion rings?

NEW – Harpoon DogToberFest German Style Lager. Might be something to woof down?

NEW – For something more out of this world maybe you’d like to sip of Star Trek Wines in red or white special reserve, chateau Picard or Klingon Blood Wine? Maybe we should lock and load some up?

And what goes with wine/

DIFFERENT – Dutch Spicy Kaas Cheese. It’s a pretty looking cheese that isn’t as spicy as it sounds.

NEW – Del Monte Veggieful Veggie Bowls in Roasted Red Pepper with Quinoa and Asian Style with Soy Sesame Quinoa and Brown Rice.

DIFFERENT – Inspired iO Organics Organic Boxed low sodium Red Kidney Bean from Italy. They sound good!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW _ Trader Joe’s Yuzu Hot Sauce, Truffle Powder Seasoning and Chili Onion Crunch. Tried the Yuzu Hot Sauce on Fish. I like the unique citrus taste and I like that it isn’t too hot. It’s good on fish. I also like the Truffle Powder….It sure beats most of the artificially truffle flavored oils. Haven’t tried the Chili Onion Crunch yet but I was looking for this sort of product.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Watkins Maple Bourbon Rub. I tasted it and it’s not bad. I think it would be good on sweet potatoes or a butternut squash too!

NEW – Barilla Vero Gusto Red Sauce with Calabrian Pepper. It might be good but I have no idea on why a 20 oz bottle would cost $29.00.

Guess we are ready for some sweets.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Hershey’s milk chocolate Pretzel Bites and milk chocolate Cookie Bites…Sounds tasty….?

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – Dole Snack Bites in Dark Chocolate Blueberry Almond….Sounds delicious….????

NEW – Miniature Reese’s Lover Cups – They are deeper chocolate with extra chocolate and peanut butter cups with an extra peanut chocolate coating layer – (Yes I did) I think they are good. I like the perfect size for candy. You can eat just one and it is enough candy. But the full size ones taste better as they have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio. So you have to get fat and eat the whole cup.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Eggo frozen pancakes in gingerbread cookie flavor. they look like they have icing and those little hard crunchy balls (that I hate) on them.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Disney Frozen II OK cute movie I can see little kids enjoying this. I see the purple leaves in the cereal but they could have done a better job at making the white puffs look like Olaf.

DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s Zucaritas …???? Looks like Frosted Flakes to me?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – General Mills Jolly Rancher Cereal ….(ick)

NEW – Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal…..They look like little wheat bagels placed on top of sour cream to me.

DIFFERENT – It’s Back! Pop-Tarts in Strawberry Milkshake Flavor. It’s naturally and artificially flavored…????

DIFFERENT – Soyatoo Soy Whipped Topping……???? Might be good?

NEW – Toblerone Lava Cakes (available at Wal-Mart) They look and sound delicious but ?????

NEW – Tajin Chili & Lime Crunchy Peanuts…might be tasty?

DIFFERENT – ARTISAN FOODS – Coconut Chips in Golden Turmeric Latte Flavor…..I don’t know what this stuff is….

NEW – Cheez-It Queso Fundido They sound really good….White Cheddar, Onions, Tomatoes and JalapeƱos……..

Christmas is coming. Did you buy your candy canes yet?

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NEW – WEIRD & DIFFERENT From Archie McFee Ketchup Candy Canes

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NEW WEIRD & DIFFERENT Archie McFee Shiitake Mushroom Candy Canes

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NEW WEIRD & DIFFERENT Archie McFee Pho Candy Canes

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Gingerbread Oreo Cookies in 5 festive designs.

NEW – Oreo WOOF in Peppermint…….Excuse me I mean Bark in Peppermint.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for November 2020. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DifFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There October 2020 (many #Pumpkin Spice some #Halloween)

There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are a few of what I’ve come across lately. Up above are –

NEW – Sugar Cookie artificially flavored M&M’s Candies. WOW this year really sucked. Had only like two new flavors of M&M’s this year. WTFork sugar cookie is artificially flavored? I have no idea why this candy is artificially flavored. All that is in a sugar cookie is sugar, flour, egg, butter and vanilla. I might try them but I’m not too optimistic.

NEW – Hershey’s Kisses in sugar cookie because you can’t get enough sugar cookie flavor even if you get the sugar cookie M&M’s too. There are so many cookies this time of year….Speaking of cookies…….

NEW – Nestle Hocus Pocus Oatmeal Peanut Butter Cookie Dough with added morsels and candy gems. Might be fun for kids………..the the added morsels sort of scare me. Sounds like they made the cookies and someone tampered with them and added morsels………??????

NEW – Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough in Gingerbread and Cinnamon Bun. I don’t get this. Maybe someone might want gingerbread but cinnamon buns are not cookies so how can there be cinnamon bun cookie dough??????

NEW – Good Value (?) Orange Glitter Syrup with Natural Flavors (what are the natural flavors?….could be vomit….could be fart gas?)……..also made with edible glitter…..Now your poop can sparkle too….

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Yellow Pumpkins…???? IDK maybe they are sick and anemic? Maybe that is why I found them at Safeway?

LIMITED EDITION – Kit Kat in naturally and artificial flavored Pumpkin Pie …….? Guess the natural and artificial flavors might run a little like Frankenstein…..A little natural and a little un-natural?????

LINITED EDITION – Jelly Belly Pumpkin Pie Jelly Beans….This brand is usually very good so I tried them. After a few they went in the trash. šŸ™

LIMITED EDITION – Swiss Miss Hot Coca Mix in Pumpkin Spice…..why not? everything else comes in pumpkin spice…..

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess TIGAR TAILS Twinkies…..I don’t know what flavor is tiger tail? I know the tail is connected near the butt hole so why would anyone want tiger tail flavored? Just look at that Twinkie…..Looks like it’s constipated or about to poo?

LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights Cookies.. It bugs me that they look like giant ant heads to me and not like jack-o-lanterns.

LIMITED EDITION – Little Debbie Pumpkin Spice Rolls…For when you need an extra roll or two around your muffin top.

LIMITED EDITION – Stauffer’s Artificially flavored Pumpkin Spice Snaps…..For those days when you are feeling un-natural and want the original recipe because the second one was even worst. Ohhhhh Snap!

LIMITED EDITION – Pirouline pumpkin spice creme filled wafers. …..might be natural? Don’t see artificial printed anywhere?????

LIMITED EDITION – Moon Pie Minis in Pumpkin Spice………… I would call Moon Pie Minis Space Rocks…Better than calling them Mud Pies.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s KING SIZE 2 pack White Pumpkins……??? It looks scary..????

LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints with black and orange centers….WOW I’m glad I didn’t;t buy them. The black centers might make my teeth black. The Halloween Junior Mints used to just come with orange centers.

DIFFERENT – Hardbite hand crafted style carrot chips. I reckon if they are “hand crafted style” that they aren’t actually hand crafted…?

DIFFERENT and possibly WIERD – Melinda’s Thin and Crispy Banana Chips in Sour Cream and Onion Flavored………I don’t know about you but I would never think of sour cream and onions on bananas……

DIFFERENT – Millers sweet and spicy banana pepper mustard in miild and hot. Might be delicious. I love banana peppers.

DIFFERENT – The Foraging Fox Beetroot Ketchup in original and smoked. Sounds delicious……but why are they only showing the fox butt on the label? Looks like he pooped into the bottle.

WEIRD – Chocolate Works chocolate covered Cotton Candy Pretzels with pink strawberry sugar crystals. I have a feeling that these wouldn’t mix well with beer or mustard.

NEW – Cheetos Mac ‘N’ Cheese in flaming hot, bold and cheesy and cheesy jalapeƱo…..Maybe they pair well with Tiger Tail Twiinkies?

NEW – Kraft Pumpkin Spice Macaroni and Cheese……..This can not be good…I think the “D” stands for “Don’t touch this” just “Don’t”

LIMITED EDITION – Thomas English Muffins in Banana Bread……I’m confused….are they muffins or banana bread?

DIFFERENT – Taste of the South Fried Pickle and Ranch Dip…sounds tasty but wouldn’t the fried pickles get soggy?

This next one is even more different and WEIRD.

WEIRD – Brach*S Turkey Dinner Candy Corn in green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie and stuffing WOW! Reminds me of something from Willy Wonka.

Then there is unfortunately…..I mean usually a new Oreo Cookie out there.

NEW – Family size dark chocolate Oreo Thins.

Oh BOY there’s more!

LIMITED EDITION – Boo hoo Oreo Trick or Treat Packs …My bad not Boo Hoo but just BOO!

Oh MY What have we Done to deserve even more Oreo………

Limited Edition – Oreo Spooky Graveyard Chocolate Cookie Kit…..Can you dig it?

That was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for October 2020. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My First Box of Universal Yums – Columbia

I’ve subscribed to a subscription of Universal Yums at www.UniversialYums.com .They send you a box of International snacks. You can subscribe or gift in a number of ways. You also have to choose from three different sizes of snack boxes. The basic Yum Box is 6 snacks, a 12 page booklet with trivia, games and a recipe and runs around $15. a month. Next is the Yum Yum Box it is all that and they say more……and comes with 12 snacks and runs around $25. a month. The largest box is called The Super Yum Box. It is similar to the Yum Yum Box but comes with 20 snacks and runs around $40. a month.

I signed up for just the basic Yum Box (around $15.) that comes with 6 international snacks plus extra. My first box came with all kinds of treats from Columbia. I forgot to take a picture of just opening the box. This is my box after a few days of snacking.

It comes with a booklet with some facts about Columbia.

It also came with a recipe for arepas.

Some fun trivia.

Here are all the snacks.

Mayonnaise flavored potato chips, coconut wafer bar, lemon bacon chips, white chocolate cookie nuggets, a nougat chocolate bar and some sort of confection that is a mash-up of marshmallow and gummy in the shape of penguins.

They also included a surprise bag of a couple other things.

Coffee taffy and a passionfruit bubblegum pop. The coffee taffy tasted just like coffee. Had the texture of taffy but got softer. The passionfruit pop tasted like passionfruit but mixed with talcum powder. I didn’t take it to the bubblegum center.

We tried something that looked sort of familiar…..

Cookies and Cream White Chocolate Nuggets.

They taste like smashed up Oreos with extra frosting that is waxy. If you like Oreo cookies then you will like them.

Then we opened up this one.

It’s a chocolate bar filled with marshmallowy choco-nougat. Outer coating was a little waxy but did have a cocoa taste to it. Marshmallowy nougat isn’t my jam so we go to the next one.

Lemon Bacon chips (oy vey)

They don’t actually have bacon in them.

Pelllet (cooked) style fake bacon

They don’t taste like bacon but they are so artificially sour that they are painful to eat.

This next one looks cute.

They smell like Juicy Fruit Gum.

They are penguin shaped and are like a cross between a marshmallow and a gummy. I guess they are a fluffy gummy penguin.

These aren’t bad. They taste like coconut wafers. These are ok.

Artificially flavored mayonnaise potato chips……(why?)…They smell like normal potato chips……they are powdery and have an odd sour finish…….Or maybe it’s a chemical finish?

There is a YUM scorecard to fill out.

While I didn’t particularly enjoy any of the snacks from Columbia I still enjoyed the adventure. That was my first box of Universal Yums.

I wonder WTFork Universal Yums will send me next time?

www.UniversalYums.com

I do note that your experience may indeed differ from my experience.

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NEW WEird DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for September 2020

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. These are what I came across lately. Halloween is only a month away so most of the Halloween foods are out by now.

NEW -Up above are Reese’s Peanut butter Franken Cups with green cream. I bet they still taste good!

NEW – Hershey’s Monster Kisses I love the little white tear papers that say creepy, yikes and eek. I wish they’d offer them all year long. The wrappers are great too decorated with bats and eye balls!

NEW – Hershey’s cookies ‘n’ creme Fangs. This looks more like a brick in the mouth than a fang in the picture….just saying

NEW – Hershey’s Vampire Kisses. They sound good with strawberry filling. If they are good they should offer these too all year long. I think it would be cute.

NEW – KitKat Witch’s Brew…..Not sure what these are. I don’t see any description on the package……??????? Could it be grasshopper flavored?

NEW – Snack Club Chili & Lime Tajin Peach Rings …….I’m not a fan of gummy things so don’t go by me on this one.

NEW – Totino’s Takis Fuego Hot Chili Pepper and Lime Bites with a cheesy mozzarella filling…..??? I like spicy and mozzarella….they sound intriguing but I don’t know if they taste good.

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Halloween Crunch with ghost that turn your teeth green…..Excuse my bad it says on box that turn MILK green….Is it my imagination but that thing in the spoon doesn’t look like a ghost to me and looks more like something x-rated to me.

NEW – Artificially flavored Kellogg’s Rice Krispie Treats in caramel chocolatey chunk….(ick…no I don’t have to try it)

NEW – General Mills Cinnamon Cheerios made with REAL cinnamon instead of artificial cinnamon!

NEW – Post Dunkin’ cereals of Mocha Latte and Caramel Macchiato…a lot of people out there love this stuff so maybe it’s good?

NEW – Limited Edition Haagen Dazs Ruby Cacao Ice Cream Bars – Oh yes I did! They are different. Sort of raspberry on the outside than ends with a milk chocolate aftertaste…..really different.

NEW – Red Truck Old Bay Seasoned Beef Jerky. Why The Fork not?

NEW – Quaker Hot & Spicy Buffalo Ranch Rice Crisps….sounds good…don’t know

DIFFERENT – Quaker Everything Rice Cakes – Sounds like it would go well with cream cheese?

DIFFERENT – Select Edition Deep River Mango Habanero Potato Chips….Sounds intriguing…..?????

DIFFERENT – Andean Gourmet Plantain & Coconut Chips in coconut, passion fruit and pineapple flavors……..???? I think it would be a treat to add to cereal or oatmeal.

NEW – Kahlua Nitro Cold Brew made with Rum and Coffee Liquor……Might be good?

NEW – Coca Cola with coffee…….Not for me but I bet many people will like it.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cauliflower Thins…..???? I tasted the cauliflower thins from Costco and they were awful to me so I’m not going to try anything called cauliflowers thins even though I like cauliflower.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Turkeyless Plant Based Protein Patties…Are you going to gobble them down?

NEW – French’s Mustard Beer……?????………Not for me but might be good to wash down pretzels with.

SPECIAL EDITION – UTZ Halloween Mini Cheddar Cheese Balls. Don’t cry BOO hoo to me if you didn’t get any.

This next one I think is fake news….Someone sent it to me and I can’t find a thing about it anywhere….but it is funny so I included it.

MOST LIKELY IMAGINARY LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Cheeseburger Oreo Cookies

Dug a little deeper and I did find a NEW Oreo.

NEW – Java Chip naturally and artificially flavored Oreo Cookies with coffee flavor cream and naturally and artificially flavored chips…..oh boy (;() what a treat…….

Well that was the NEW WEIIRD DIFFERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for September 2020. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEIRD DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there August 2020

There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will come across. I don’t get out much during the pandemic so most of what I saw…I saw on line.

Up above is-

NEW – General Mills Cocoa Puffs in Brownie Crunch….I am confused by this….Brownies are either fudge-ee or cake like aren’t they? If I have a crunchy brownie it’s stale so why would I want Brownie cereal that is crunchy?

NEW – General Mills Lucky Charms with Honey Clovers…made with REAL honey instead of artificial honey… Looks like the cereal contains marshmallows so why isn’t this cereal called Lucky Marshmallow Charms and Honey Clovers?

NEW – General Mills Vanilla Vibe Minions with Marshmallows that is naturally and artificially flavored. Looks like fish tank stones……..

NEW – General Mills Star Wars cereal. Box says it’s fruit flavored with marshmallows….Oh Joy……..just like the last two cereals……

SPECIAL EDITION – Kelloggs’ Cookies & Creme Krispies – This is silly…just FORKING buy a box of Rice Krispies and break a few Oreo Cookies in it if that is what you want……(I would never FORKING want it)

NEW – Toblerone Almondy Chocolate Cake…..Sounds good………

LIMITED EDITION Apple Pie Kit Kat – could go either way….might be good…might suck?

NEW – Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares – Sounds good but I’m not going to try it. The original Snickers is good but I tried one of the new flavors and it was GROSS! It was all just goo that didn’t even taste good. So I’m not trying any new flavors of Snickers.

NEW- Frozen Snacks – Zappo Boudin Balls, Zappo JalapeƱo Peppers, Zappo Fried Pickles and Utz Cheese Balls…They look and sound delicious……….??????

DIFFERENT – Gilbert’s Aloha Chicken Sausage that is made with pineapple, ginger and smoked brown sugar………….Aloha!

NEW – Exclusive to Walmart Pinkfang Baby Shark Macaroni and cheese. Maybe it’s better than from the “OTHER” blue box?

WEIRD – Heinz Ketchup, Mayo, Salad, Saucy Sauce, BBQ Ice Creams……..(FORKING ICK!)

NEW – Lay’s Potato Chips – Nashville Hot Chicken, Philly cheesesteak, Wavy Carnitas Street Tacos, Chile Relleno, Kettle New York Style Pizza…WOW! They all sound delicious but you know how that goes……Some of them just might be delicious! Others might be revolting.

NEW – Topo Chico lemon lime hard seltzer……Not for me…seems like strong soda to me.

NEW – Liit hard Long Island iced tea……..not everything hard is good……..

LIMITED EDITION Mini Chips Ahoy with yellow and blue chips. That doesn’t sound good…to me. Don’t see why there are Minons on the Ritz Bits and Teddy Grahams.

NEW – Minions cookies…I don’t see a flavor on the package…..maybe they are unflavored?

LIMITED EDITION – Oreo Mini cookies with yellow cream…..(Big deal….yellow cream…same as yellow snow…so there are a few cute Minions on the package…big whoop dee doo!)

Well that was the New, Weird, Different Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for August 2020. Who knows What The FORK I’ll come across next month.

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