There is ALWAYS something NEW, weird, different, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never FORKING know what we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is…….
NEW – Post Fruity Pebble Crisps. It reads on the box that these are crispy rice crisps. Well Fruity Pebbles are made mostly from rice. Some of the other ingredients are artificial colors and artificial flavors and natural fruit flavors too.
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crisps. These have natural & artificial chocolate flavor in them….yabba dabba don’t!
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles milk chocolate barXL and Post Fruity Pebbles candy bars……made by Frankford….same company that makes those cheap Christmas and Easter Chocolates………..
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All 3X BIGGER MEGA Berries snack pouches – Well I guess if you like Cap’n Crunch Berry Cereals then you might like the Mega Berry Snack pouch? But with all the coloring I see in them you are bound to fart a rainbow.
NEW – POP-tarts in frosted chocolatey churro……(it doesn’t look like a chore?) naturally and artificially flavored….doesn’t sound like the best? But it is baked (unlike a real churro)
DIFFERENT – Disney MICKEY and friends (I don’t see any of the friends?) Wonder Mates plus prize milk chocolate by Frankford……….WOW what a prize!
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – All natural KA-super grains POP! in cinnamon churro puffs…Maybe they are good?
DIFFERENT – Girl Scout Thin Mints Almonds??? I like Thin Mints and I like almonds….??? Might be good …..but if you eat too many Thin Mint Almonds your ass will get really wide.
DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa Prosecco milk chocolate bars……Might be good!
DIFFERENT (and expensive for only 3oz something bar) – Moonstruck dark chocolate bars in raspberry fennel and strawberry basil…..Don’t know if they are worth it but they would be nice as a gift…
DIFFERENT – Portabella Wild Mushroom Jerky in three unique flavors – roasted garlic black pepper, sesame ginger Korean chili, & sweet balsamic golden fig…….I can’t see myself eating a chewy mushroom…WTFork knows ….they might be good!
WEIRD – Crispy Dillies – Pickle flavored fried cucumbers. I picked this up because it was so weird…..I ate a few and they are crisp and taste very much like a pickle but have extra acid in them…I almost can’t eat them…(but I am extra sensitive to acid taste in food) They might? be good in a salad with something thick and creamy to mellow all the acid….but they are WEIRD!
DIFFERENT – KA super grains POP Red & Green Sriracha Puffs. I thought these did sound good so I bought them…..The puffs all look the same but some have too much acid in them and make my mouth hurt. I didn’t think they these puffs were awful but I would never buy them again.
NEW – Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt potato chips……I was pretty excited to see this but when I saw that this bag only cost $3.49 at A.J.s I figure that they can’t afford to buy real truffles at that price………or not enough truffles to taste anything anyway.
DIFFERENT Boulder Canyon Sweet Vidalia Onion Kettle Style Potato chips does sound tasty!
DIFFERENT & WEIRD – UTZ..??? Something called Daisies that are Forking Pretzels covered in naturally and artificially birthday cake…..Daisies…WHY?…..Birthday Cake on pretzels….(ick) Someone on drugs must have thought this mess up.
DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in Baja Blast (sort of lime-ee?) and Baja Flash ( like sort of pineapple-ee?)
DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in another different flavor called Baja punch….now that one I’m guessing might taste like punch.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Nellies free range sous vide egg bites….? One is uncured bacon and pepper jack cheese flavored…….You only get two bites for $3.99……so it makes more sense to just buy a FORKING carton of eggs so you can get at least 12 bites for like $1.50…..Just saying….
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French (???French howTFork can Kraft be French?) Ice Cream. It doesn’t look like any macaroni is in the ice cream so how can this be macaroni???? I guess it is just Kraft cheese flavored?…Well they don’t sell Van Leeuwan anywhere that I know of so I guess I won’t get to try it…darn!
NEW – Miniature rockit apples…? They FORKING LOOK like crabapples to me.. Now I’m feeling crabby.
LIMITED EDITION – 99Proof adult trick or treat bag with 99proof liquors….it can be a trick? or a treat? hic……
There is always something Oreo.
DIFFERENT – Mrs. Freshley’s Delux Oreo Mini Brownies.
And there is another FORKING Oreo. The wrapping looks more exciting than the cookies………
These are regular Oreo Cookies with surprise Pokemon designs on them.
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for September 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.