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NEW WeiRd DiFFRENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out There October 2022

There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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DIFFERENT and kind of WEIRD – General Mills Jurassic Park Trix Trax Cereal with marshmallows…….I haven’t eaten this cereal in many decades but it sure looks like they added marshmallows……I have no idea why…..I just don’t know why so many breakfast cereals contain marshmallows……I also noticed that this cereal looks far more saturated with food coloring…..You know what that means….If you eat this you are going to POOP a rainbow.

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Red White & Blue Crunch Cereal that is star shaped….I think that this cereal must be a leftover from the 4th of July….It is also pretty darn colorful….Might make you fart fireworks.

NEW – Kellogg’s Naturally & Artificially flavored Frosted Flakes of Corn that are suppose to be cinnamon French toast flavored. As a kid I wanted my Frosted Flakes to taste like Frosted Flakes…..This is strange…….I would eat French Toast if I wanted French Toast. Maybe this cereal can do harm to children’s minds and they become cereal criminals?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW and Scary – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Little Bites…..The box reads half the size all the flavor. That mini wheat little bite on the box looks like it might eat children……

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW …also SCARY – Kellogg’s High Fiber Blueberry Muffin Frosted Mini Wheats that are naturally and artificially flavored. That mini wheat on the box looks more like a killer Brillo Pad.

NEW – General Mills with natural and OTHER natural flavors (Now WTFORK does that mean?….something like natural vanilla and something like natural dog poo?) Honey Vanilla Cheerios whole grain oat cereal. …..

DIFFERENT – General Mills Caramel and OTHER Natural flavors Dulce de Leche toast crunch. Lower right crunch cartoon guy looks like he is throwing up….Not a good look for this box.

NEW – General Mills Natural and Artificially Flavored Cinnamon toast crunch rolls. Sounds very fattening. Might give you rolls of fat if they really taste like cinnamon rolls?

NEW – General Mills CinnaGram Toast Crunch. ????? Sounds funny …..like you are sending something awful to someone………..like Sin-OH-Gram.

DIFFERENT – Cap’n Crunch’s ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED Chocolate Caramel Crunch…Jeepers how good can that be?

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Special K Pumpkin Spice that is naturally flavored with OTHER natural flavors….The natural flavors sound ok but the OTHER natural flavors do frighten me…What could they be?????? Cat vomit? Elephant farts? Anteater boogers?

LIMITED EDITION – Nonni’s Biscotti in dark chocolate pumpkin and pumpkin spice. They sound tasty but I don’t know if they are.

NEW – PoP-Farts – My Bad I mean Pop-Tarts. These are Snickerdoodle ARTIFICIALLY flavored and proudly baked in the USA toaster pastries. (gag!)

DIFFERENT – Haagan – Dazs Summer Berry Waffle Ice cream bars……probably good?…but haven’t tried….yet

Different and maybe NEW – Haagan – Dazs Dulce De Leche Churro Ice Cream Bars and Haagen – Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel ice cream bars. Ummmmm They both sound good…I might have to break down someday and try some…?

I saw a few different snack foods for dogs that I never saw before

DIFFERENT – Dentley’s chicken feet….I was thinking that my dogs would really love to eat chicken feet….but they were from over seas and I wasn’t sure if ok……

DIFFERENT – Dentley’s Thai Chews with coconut and fish skin…….Who knew that you could buy Thai food for your dog? Also from over seas. I try to buy only dog treats made in the USA.

SPECIAL EDITION – Pringles Glow in the dark Cheddar-rrrrrrrrr and Sour Scream and Onion. Why would you want to eat glow in the dark food? It probably makes you glow in the dark poop.

LIMITED EDITION – Crafty Cooking Kits – Spider Web pretzel kit.I found them at Big Lots but I bet you can find them on the web.

So there is usually something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Nabisco Dark Chocolate Oreo Cream Cookies.

Different – Nabisco Peanut Butter Flavor Cream Oreo Cookies

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods for October 2022. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month.

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NEW WeirD diFFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2022

There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION and possibly WEIRD – Kellogg’s Crayola cereal. The only reason to make Crayon cereal to to poop rainbows. Someone on drugs must have come up with this one. AND WHO TFork wants to eat anything that taste like crayons???

Here’s one that makes more sense.

NEW – Quaker Oats instant grits in hot & spicy jalapeño cheddar that is naturally & artificially flavored……????…..is it the jalapeño or the cheddar that is the artificial flavor?????? Or maybe it’s a combination of both…ugh!

NEW – General Mills Apple Cinnamon Chex Cereal…..Might be good but I don’t see any cinnamon on those Chex on the box?????

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream – Only one thing to say, “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Pringles parmesan & roasted garlic potato crisps…..Might be tasty?

LIMITED – Pringles wavy MDA Burger…???? WTFork does that mean? Minnesota Department of Agriculture Burgers? Missile Defence Agency Burgers? Moose, Duck, & Alpaca Burgers? What ever these are they are artificially flavored.

NEW – Ortega Mini Slider Yellow Corn Taco Shells. They sound good.

DIFFERENT – Eat Real corn puffs in quinoa white cheddar and quinoa & kale jalapeno & cheddar……might be good might suck…don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Olde Thompson Nashville Hot Chicken flavored…..????….Does that bottle look already used to you? Who TFork is going to steal some spice to eat in a grocery store?

WIERD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch cinnadaust sold in the spices section in the grocery store…..Someone was an idiot to approve this item to be sold in the spice area. (just my FORKING thoughts……you can disagree and put it on your dinner tonight)

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – P.F. Chang’s Korean Style Gochujang hot sauce….It doesn’t look like what I buy from the Asian Market…???????

DIFFERENT – Mang Tomas all-purpose sauce……..It say’s all purpose on the bottle…So use it like ketchup, mayo, tomato sauce, and booze.

NEW – Mezzetta Za’atar Olives…..Sounds tasty…We’ll see.

DIFFERENT – Creamy Caramel Cheese……It reads across package – Sweet brown cheese from the mountains of Norway. Sweet brown cheese from a mountain? Doesn’t sound appetizing…..????? Is it my imagination or does that skier look like he is pooping?

NEW – Reese’s Big Cup Peanut Brittle……It’s probably not as great as the original but I’ll give it a try when I find one.

DIFFERENT – The Brownie Baker (took a break from brownies) and made a Reese’s peanut butter cup cookie…..I don’t see much Reese’s in that cookie…….?????

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat bar in Key Lime Pie……Not bad….but not great…..also very sweet…….

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo.

WEIRD – Barefoot Oreo Thins red blend wine……….WHY? Oreos to WHINE about?

Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for January 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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