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NEW WieRD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There February 2022

There is always something new, weird , different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food. Here are a few of the food items I came across lately.

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NEW – Big Cup Reese’s polluted ………. I mean stuffed with cheap filler…..I mean stuffed with potato chips Reese’s. Maybe you need to put on weight and candy stuffed with more junk food might help you full-fill your jeans……………(HA!)

NEW – Reese’s football looking peanut butter candies. ????? WHY??? Footballs aren’t appetizing. Arn’t they made out of pig skin that they don’t use for food? I guess someone there got a kick out of this one.

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s chocolate bars in coconut cream pie and bourbon pecan pie…..They sound delicious….. (I almost cracked and almost sent away for them…but didn’t)

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Pigs N’ Taters….? Chocolate with potato chips and bacon FLAVORED pieces…..Not worth pigging out on.

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Malted Milkshake Chocolate Bar…Ummmm sounds delicious but I haven’t tried it…….(yet!)

WEIRD – Hammond’s Chicken & Waffles Chocolate Bar. Chocolate with chicken, waffles, and maple syrup. This one is weird! I’m too chicken to put chocolate and chicken together….

LIMITED EDITION (bottle) – Danzeisen Dairy fruit drink with an Alice Cooper portrait. Well Alice Cooper is a long time Arizona resident…I guess that is why he is on the bottle???? Could have used a better picture of him….Like from the Goes To Hell Album….That would have been cooler.

LIMITED EDITION – Mtn DEW in a flavor called Spark (with raspberries pictured..???) and Major Melon that looks like watermelon flesh….I guess you never know what grows on a mountain these days.

Saw several different Goldfish crackers out there…..

NEW – Goldfish Mega Bites in Sharp Cheddar and Cheddar Jalapeño….Sounds tasty….I just think the mega bites in sharp cheddar should have been called SHARK CHEDDAR and shaped like sharks….

SPECIAL EDITION – Goldfish crackers with added Micky mouse red heads…..not for me but cute.

LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish Star Wars Mandalorian baked snack crackers…mixed with fish…????? Speaking of fish…….

DIFFERENT – Good Fish crispy Salmon skins in crispy lime flavor……????? I buy similar snacks for my dogs….

NEW – Lay’s Layer three cheese flavored crispy bites….I don’t know what these are! I thought Lay’s made potato chips. Guess they ran out of spuds

NEW Charms (CHARMS?) Fluffy stuff cinnamon churro cotton candy. …….? Too much of this and you will get fluffy too!

DIFFERENT – Clancy’s Kettle Chips in Cuban Sandwich flavored that is marked dairy and kosher on the bag….How can that be when Cuban sandwiches are made of ham?

DIFFERENT – Sabatino’s Paleo Organic Lemongrass Chicken Meatballs…Sounds tasty and different.

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo out there.

NEW – Artificially flavored Nabisco Toffee Crunch flavor creme Oreo Cookies. Holy poop they came up with artificial toffee flavor.

Oh GOD there are more Oreos…..

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco ARTIFICIALLY flavored Ultimate Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies. The ULTIMATE or BEST darn artificially flavored cookies. How lucky can we get!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods for February 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

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NEW WeirD diFFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2022

There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION and possibly WEIRD – Kellogg’s Crayola cereal. The only reason to make Crayon cereal to to poop rainbows. Someone on drugs must have come up with this one. AND WHO TFork wants to eat anything that taste like crayons???

Here’s one that makes more sense.

NEW – Quaker Oats instant grits in hot & spicy jalapeño cheddar that is naturally & artificially flavored……????…..is it the jalapeño or the cheddar that is the artificial flavor?????? Or maybe it’s a combination of both…ugh!

NEW – General Mills Apple Cinnamon Chex Cereal…..Might be good but I don’t see any cinnamon on those Chex on the box?????

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream – Only one thing to say, “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Pringles parmesan & roasted garlic potato crisps…..Might be tasty?

LIMITED – Pringles wavy MDA Burger…???? WTFork does that mean? Minnesota Department of Agriculture Burgers? Missile Defence Agency Burgers? Moose, Duck, & Alpaca Burgers? What ever these are they are artificially flavored.

NEW – Ortega Mini Slider Yellow Corn Taco Shells. They sound good.

DIFFERENT – Eat Real corn puffs in quinoa white cheddar and quinoa & kale jalapeno & cheddar……might be good might suck…don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Olde Thompson Nashville Hot Chicken flavored…..????….Does that bottle look already used to you? Who TFork is going to steal some spice to eat in a grocery store?

WIERD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch cinnadaust sold in the spices section in the grocery store…..Someone was an idiot to approve this item to be sold in the spice area. (just my FORKING thoughts……you can disagree and put it on your dinner tonight)

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – P.F. Chang’s Korean Style Gochujang hot sauce….It doesn’t look like what I buy from the Asian Market…???????

DIFFERENT – Mang Tomas all-purpose sauce……..It say’s all purpose on the bottle…So use it like ketchup, mayo, tomato sauce, and booze.

NEW – Mezzetta Za’atar Olives…..Sounds tasty…We’ll see.

DIFFERENT – Creamy Caramel Cheese……It reads across package – Sweet brown cheese from the mountains of Norway. Sweet brown cheese from a mountain? Doesn’t sound appetizing…..????? Is it my imagination or does that skier look like he is pooping?

NEW – Reese’s Big Cup Peanut Brittle……It’s probably not as great as the original but I’ll give it a try when I find one.

DIFFERENT – The Brownie Baker (took a break from brownies) and made a Reese’s peanut butter cup cookie…..I don’t see much Reese’s in that cookie…….?????

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat bar in Key Lime Pie……Not bad….but not great…..also very sweet…….

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo.

WEIRD – Barefoot Oreo Thins red blend wine……….WHY? Oreos to WHINE about?

Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for January 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth