Some FORKING Thoughts on The Christmas Candy Cane

A long time ago in a land far far away someone invented candy sticks to make kids shut the FORK up for when they were in church. It was also written that someone from Germany got the idea to put a little religion into the candy sticks by adding on a Shepard’s hook shape to the candy.

Some time has passed….and someone got the idea to add hyssop flavoring to the candy because hyssop was used in the Old Testament for purification and sacrifice. Maybe nobody wanted child sacrifice on their hands so they stopped adding hyssop flavor. But maybe the real reason that they stopped adding hyssop is because they found that mint flavoring was cheaper (and tasted better).

Next change was that they added The White Stripes.

Or was it the Red Stripes symbolizing the blood of Christ?

Maybe you have noticed that many candy canes still have stripes but are no longer are mint flavored?

Pizza Flavored
Kale Flavored
Mac & Cheese flavored
Warhead, Swedish Fish, Smarties flavored
Life Savers, OREO, Dum Dum flavored
Bacon flavored
Rotisserie Chicken flavored
Pickle flavored
Coal flavored
“It doesn’t FORKING matter how the candy cane is flavored. When the kid eats it they will shut the FORK up”.

That was Some FORKING Thoughts on The Christmas Candy Cane.

Wishing you and yours a Merry and Safe Holiday Season and a Happy New Year!

The Forking Truth

References

www.Wikkipedia.com

www.WhyChristmas.com

www.NoelNoel.com

www.FoodNetwork.com

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