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NEW WieRD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There February 2022

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There is always something new, weird , different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food. Here are a few of the food items I came across lately.

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NEW – Big Cup Reese’s polluted ………. I mean stuffed with cheap filler…..I mean stuffed with potato chips Reese’s. Maybe you need to put on weight and candy stuffed with more junk food might help you full-fill your jeans……………(HA!)

NEW – Reese’s football looking peanut butter candies. ????? WHY??? Footballs aren’t appetizing. Arn’t they made out of pig skin that they don’t use for food? I guess someone there got a kick out of this one.

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s chocolate bars in coconut cream pie and bourbon pecan pie…..They sound delicious….. (I almost cracked and almost sent away for them…but didn’t)

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Pigs N’ Taters….? Chocolate with potato chips and bacon FLAVORED pieces…..Not worth pigging out on.

DIFFERENT – Hammond’s Malted Milkshake Chocolate Bar…Ummmm sounds delicious but I haven’t tried it…….(yet!)

WEIRD – Hammond’s Chicken & Waffles Chocolate Bar. Chocolate with chicken, waffles, and maple syrup. This one is weird! I’m too chicken to put chocolate and chicken together….

LIMITED EDITION (bottle) – Danzeisen Dairy fruit drink with an Alice Cooper portrait. Well Alice Cooper is a long time Arizona resident…I guess that is why he is on the bottle???? Could have used a better picture of him….Like from the Goes To Hell Album….That would have been cooler.

LIMITED EDITION – Mtn DEW in a flavor called Spark (with raspberries pictured..???) and Major Melon that looks like watermelon flesh….I guess you never know what grows on a mountain these days.

Saw several different Goldfish crackers out there…..

NEW – Goldfish Mega Bites in Sharp Cheddar and Cheddar Jalapeño….Sounds tasty….I just think the mega bites in sharp cheddar should have been called SHARK CHEDDAR and shaped like sharks….

SPECIAL EDITION – Goldfish crackers with added Micky mouse red heads…..not for me but cute.

LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish Star Wars Mandalorian baked snack crackers…mixed with fish…????? Speaking of fish…….

DIFFERENT – Good Fish crispy Salmon skins in crispy lime flavor……????? I buy similar snacks for my dogs….

NEW – Lay’s Layer three cheese flavored crispy bites….I don’t know what these are! I thought Lay’s made potato chips. Guess they ran out of spuds

NEW Charms (CHARMS?) Fluffy stuff cinnamon churro cotton candy. …….? Too much of this and you will get fluffy too!

DIFFERENT – Clancy’s Kettle Chips in Cuban Sandwich flavored that is marked dairy and kosher on the bag….How can that be when Cuban sandwiches are made of ham?

DIFFERENT – Sabatino’s Paleo Organic Lemongrass Chicken Meatballs…Sounds tasty and different.

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo out there.

NEW – Artificially flavored Nabisco Toffee Crunch flavor creme Oreo Cookies. Holy poop they came up with artificial toffee flavor.

Oh GOD there are more Oreos…..

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco ARTIFICIALLY flavored Ultimate Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies. The ULTIMATE or BEST darn artificially flavored cookies. How lucky can we get!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods for February 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

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My Forking Thoughts on Kroger Reuben Potato Chips

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I was food shopping at my local Fry’s supermarket and came across these Kroger Reuben Potato Chips…….I thought to myself I gotta try them. I glance real fast at the ingredients to make sure nothing really strange is in them.

They do have some chemicals in them……

Then I happen to notice that the chips are marked kosher and dairy.

I can be now be relieved that they aren’t made with castoreum (beaver butt juice actually from a gland by the butt) because beavers are not a kosher animal to eat. Castoreum is never listed as an ingredient because it is a flavoring. It is listed as natural flavor because that is what it is.

I get the bag home and take a whiff.

It truly DOES SMELL LIKE A REUBAN!

Incase you are not familiar with a reuben it is a sandwich made of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing on grilled rye bread or Russian pumpernickel.

The chips are slightly speckled, a little powdery, and are extra crisp.

I gobble a few down……

They are very tasty but at first they taste mostly like mild sauerkraut …….it maybe only slightly cheesy and laced slightly with a rye bread taste.

I eat one very slowly and it taste completely different.

When you eat them slowly you get the rye taste dominating the other flavors.

They are very tasty and extra crunchy.

Those were my Forking Thoughts on Kroger Reuben Potato Chips.

(I note that your Forking thoughts may. differ)

The Forking Truth

NEW WeirD diFFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2022

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION and possibly WEIRD – Kellogg’s Crayola cereal. The only reason to make Crayon cereal to to poop rainbows. Someone on drugs must have come up with this one. AND WHO TFork wants to eat anything that taste like crayons???

Here’s one that makes more sense.

NEW – Quaker Oats instant grits in hot & spicy jalapeño cheddar that is naturally & artificially flavored……????…..is it the jalapeño or the cheddar that is the artificial flavor?????? Or maybe it’s a combination of both…ugh!

NEW – General Mills Apple Cinnamon Chex Cereal…..Might be good but I don’t see any cinnamon on those Chex on the box?????

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream – Only one thing to say, “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Pringles parmesan & roasted garlic potato crisps…..Might be tasty?

LIMITED – Pringles wavy MDA Burger…???? WTFork does that mean? Minnesota Department of Agriculture Burgers? Missile Defence Agency Burgers? Moose, Duck, & Alpaca Burgers? What ever these are they are artificially flavored.

NEW – Ortega Mini Slider Yellow Corn Taco Shells. They sound good.

DIFFERENT – Eat Real corn puffs in quinoa white cheddar and quinoa & kale jalapeno & cheddar……might be good might suck…don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Olde Thompson Nashville Hot Chicken flavored…..????….Does that bottle look already used to you? Who TFork is going to steal some spice to eat in a grocery store?

WIERD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch cinnadaust sold in the spices section in the grocery store…..Someone was an idiot to approve this item to be sold in the spice area. (just my FORKING thoughts……you can disagree and put it on your dinner tonight)

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – P.F. Chang’s Korean Style Gochujang hot sauce….It doesn’t look like what I buy from the Asian Market…???????

DIFFERENT – Mang Tomas all-purpose sauce……..It say’s all purpose on the bottle…So use it like ketchup, mayo, tomato sauce, and booze.

NEW – Mezzetta Za’atar Olives…..Sounds tasty…We’ll see.

DIFFERENT – Creamy Caramel Cheese……It reads across package – Sweet brown cheese from the mountains of Norway. Sweet brown cheese from a mountain? Doesn’t sound appetizing…..????? Is it my imagination or does that skier look like he is pooping?

NEW – Reese’s Big Cup Peanut Brittle……It’s probably not as great as the original but I’ll give it a try when I find one.

DIFFERENT – The Brownie Baker (took a break from brownies) and made a Reese’s peanut butter cup cookie…..I don’t see much Reese’s in that cookie…….?????

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat bar in Key Lime Pie……Not bad….but not great…..also very sweet…….

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo.

WEIRD – Barefoot Oreo Thins red blend wine……….WHY? Oreos to WHINE about?

Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for January 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD difFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2021

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There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, different, limited and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food and December was the busiest month ever. We never know WTFork we will find when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION – Lay’s Doritos Cool Ranch Potato chips. I would never wish to want my Lay’s potato chips to taste like Doritos Cool Ranch……..If I wanted Doritos Cool Ranch I’d be eating Doritos….This is just silly.

LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Wavy Funyuns……Onion flavored rings that are called Wavy?????? These don’t even freaking say chips….or even potato crisps on the bag……WTFork are they?

LIMITED EDITION – Deep River Snacks spicy Chinese Mustard flavored kettle potato chips. YES I did and they are really good. They taste just like Chinese Mustard and are all natural. I found them at Marshall’s

LIMITED – Kettle Brand apple cider vinegar potato chips….could go either way…….

DIFFERENT – Simple Truth Root Veggie Crisps Sea salt with chickpeas, shallots, beets & carrots……Might be good? They sound tasty.

DIFFERENT – Private Selection Chicken Tikka Masala naturally and artificially flavored ripple-cut kettle chips. I guess either the yogurt , tomato or the chicken is the artificial flavor? I don’t think that the spices can be artificial. I don’t think that this can taste good…..????

DIFFERENT – From The Ground Up Butternut Squash parmesan crackers…….It says on the box made with REAL butternut squash…..DAH instead of artificial butternut squash.

DIFFERENT – Regent vegetarian pumpkin crackers….What do I put on a pumpkin cracker?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Cherri Oats made with whole grains instead of the slop they normally use.

DIFFERENT and might be NEW – Beer Nuts Brand Snacks in Cantina Mix – guacamole, black bean, chili lemon & peanuts. ??? If they can pull off those flavors it might be good?

NEW – Veggie Straws – naturally flavored screaming HOT…?? might be good?

DIFFERENT – Beemster Pumpkin Spice Gouda. OH maybe that is what we should put on those pumpkin crackers above? I notice a lot of pumpkin spice is around long after fall here.

WEIRD (to me) Maybe not weird to you???? – Mr Bong fish sausage and Cheese Bong fish cakes in cheese flavor…….Maybe these are weird to most people?

DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Blueberry yogurt covered pretzels…???? Sounds weird…I’d never dip a pretzel in blueberry yogurt.

DIFFERENT – Hostess strawberry cheesecake naturally and artificially flavored mini doughnuts…..don’t know how they are but my guess is a little bit of both……

DIFFERENT – Godiva birthday cake truffles….bag doesn’t list any cake in them so how can they be birthday cake? It’s birthday cake minus the FORKING cake. Bah!

DIFFERENT – Ice Breakers sugar free mints in golden apple artifical and natural flavors….doesn’t sound apple-peeling?

DIFFERENT – TresBon sandwich cookies from grandma’s secret recipe of durian flavor……….I’ve tried durian once and it was the weirdest thing that I have ever tried….Maybe these cookies should be kept a secret?

NEW – Twix shakers…..I read that they suggest to shake this on chicken wings…..Might be good on ice cream!

NEW – NEW and IMPROVED Junior Caramels because the old one are now old and lousy.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s Decked Out Ugly Sweaters……It would be cook if the chocolate was all decked out like it looks on the package. If I come across them WE’LL SEE.

LIMITED EDITION Hershey’s How the Grinch stole Kisses……I have to say this one is pretty darn cute.

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat in Gingerbread Cookie….? These KitKats go 50/50 good or bad?????

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s sugar cookie with cream cookie pieces…….I’m guessing will suck..?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s? York snowflake peppermint patties. I have to be honest and say, that brown star doesn’t look like a snowflake……Who could have approved this?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s milk chocolate Comet reindeer. Guess Comet was the only one left.

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s – Whoppers Snowballs that are malted milk balls coated in artificial vanilla cream…doesn’t sound delicious?

NEW – Reese’s Iced Coffee made with milk and cream and probably Reese’s cups…..IDK if you are going for the Reese’s taste in your coffee just FORKING drop a real Reese’s cup in it.

WEIRD – Crayola Fruit Snack by Bebito…….made for farting rainbows. I hope they don’t taste like crayons.

DIFFERENT – Geisha wakeme seaweed……? Didn’t know seaweed came canned?

And there is always a FORKING Oreo.

Limited Edition – Nabisco Oy Vey Oreo Cookies in 5 Cool Winter Designs…How COOL they’ve finally combined some of the holidays….JUST KIDDING! (They aren’t THAT Cool)

It’s really this one below.

Limited Edition – Oreo Joy Cookies with red food coloring but same flavor.

That was the NEW, WEIRD,DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There for December 2021.

MERRY FORKING Everything and have a GREAT New Year!

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2021

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. These days you never know wtfork you will see when you look for food.

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DIFFERENT – Live Ocean fully cooked microwavable salmon risotto that doesn’t need refrigeration either. I wonder if it’s fishy? I sure love salmon but I hate fishy salmon.. it is hard to imagine salmon in a cheesy risotto…Maybe the risotto isn’t cheesy? I guess you either get hooked on this or toss it back?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Sonoma Gourmet – butternut squash sauce or puree for your pasta….It’s kind of weird…..It looks like baby food too!

NEW – General Mills – Dulce de Leche Toast Crunch…. How good can this cereal be is the little toast guy on the right side of the box looks like he is throwing his guts up?

NEW – General Mills – Lucky Charms marshmallow clusters…..Don’t all the lucky charms have marshmallows in them? I reckon that they accidentally made defective marshmallows that stuck together so they came up with this to sell them.

NEW – Kellogs From Loops Cereal Straws – Leave it to Kellogg’s to come up with something that sucks……..sucks milk..

DIFFERENT – E&C’s heavenly hunks in organic birthday cake cookies….I can’t tell how it is unless I taste it but the picture on the bag looks more like a clump of Rice Krispies with neon extra colored jimmies. It says on the bag that they are ridiculously amazing….???? Maybe they just make you ridiculously great at farting rainbows?

LIMITED EDITION – ENTENMANN’S Little Bites that are pumpkin muffins….Might be good but what is that critter on the front of the box? and why does he look like he is about to barf?

NEW – Pillsbury mini sweet biscuits in honey butter, chocolate chip, cinnamon sugar, and blueberry…..?

NEW (mostly new) – packaged Krispy Kreme bite and crullers in original, strawberry, key lime pie, blueberry, apple cinnamon, chocolate and lemon….???

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Hulk Smash ………I don’t know what flavor that is….could be green pea or crunchy frog?

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Spiderman……I heard that spiders taste like strawberries…so maybe these cakes are strawberry flavored…..or could also be web flavored….

NEW – Snickers White – I picked this up and took a bite. Then I had to spit out the bite. This doesn’t taste like something edible. I don’t know what it is made of.It’s missing the nougat part…..has a few peanuts…and maybe more gooey caramel type goo……and a lot of white weird stuff…I actually used to love white chocolate but not this bar,

NEW (sort of…1st time I noticed in a store) Chocolove xoxox Ruby Chocolate…..This is the third kind of chocolate made from ruby beans….More chocolate in this bar than from the waxy coating on a frozen ice cream bar that I tried. Might be good!

DIFFERENT – Raaka bananas foster dark chocolate bar…Might be delicious?

LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish jalapeño popper flavored….Why The Fork not?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Noble Made carrot ketchup…might be good?

NEW – Red Robin sauces in camp fire, buzzard, spicy ketchup, and whiskey river. Who knew?

DIFFERENT – Pickled Planet Beat Kraut….Could be good and it also could be beat……..regular kraut with some added carrots, beets and caraway seeds.

WEIRD – Dang aged cheddar Thai Rice Crisps. I think that this one is weird because I have never seen anything aged cheddar in Thai Food anywhere.

WEIRD – Lesser Evil – Paleo Puffs in no cheese cheese flavor. That can be nothing but weird.

LIMITED EDITION – Cup Noodles PUMPKIN SPICE ramen noodles with OTHER natural flavors…I wonder WTFork are the OTHER natural flavors? Worms? Mud? Spider poop? Could be anything….Just saying

DIFFERENT – Avolov avocado powder….Had no idea there was avocado powder out there.

LIMITED EDITION – Arby’s potato vodka in French Fry and Curly Fry Flavor..????? But Arby’s doesn’t sell alcohol in their restaurants. Oh it’s only sold on-line…???? That is odd.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Cocktails tequila margarita, vodka mule, gin melon, rum & cola…????? IDK…since alcohol doesn’t freeze….and they are frozen then there probably isn’t enough alcohol in them to do anything.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Rum Skinny Cocktails ??? I’m skeptical about frozen cocktails from my grocer’s freezer.

And there is always a FORKING Oreo

LIMITED EDITION – Artificially flavored apple cider donut Oreo cookies…How good can that be?

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for November 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My FORKING Thoughts on Deep River Snacks Chinese Mustard Kettle Potato Chips – Worth a Fork!

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I found this bag of Deep River Snacks Chinese Mustard Kettle Potato Chips at Marshall’s. I thought this flavor seemed different and fun so I gave them a try. The bag is different.

The top of the bag reads, “Because we give a chip.” What it means is that they donate from their sales to a charity to feed children.

Then I look at the ingredients.

Seems safe to eat.

I open the bag and it smells like mustard.

Spill some chips out.

These are very small chips. They look fingerling sized??? They are extra crisp, very thin and slightly powdered.

I eat a few.

They really taste like Chinese mustard with that slight horseradish flavor.

Now I go to eat one real slow…………can’t………..the flavors are too strong that way….These you just have to eat.

I have to say these Select Edition Chinese Mustard Kettle Potato Chips from Deep River Snacks are Worth a Fork!

Worth A Fork!

If you are a fan of Chinese Mustard and Crispy Potato chips you might want to give this bag of potato chips a try.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEird DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there October 2021

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There is ALWAYS something New, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above are –

DIFFERENT – Peeps marshmallow chicks in blue raspberry. OK….I’ve never come across a raspberry that is blue……???? Maybe the taste of raspberries make some people sad or blue????????? Who knows?

WEIRD – Peeps marshmallow sour watermelon chicks……I do eat watermelon and some are better than others but I’ve never come across a watermelon that is sour so this is weird.

DIFFERENT – Peeps Hot Tamales fierce cinnamon marshmallow chicks that are artificially flavored….Well I guess if you like artificial squishy cinnamon then you are in luck!

DIFFERENT – Peeps that are fruit punch flavored marshmallow chicks…….punch like the kid’s drink or punch like in the face flavored?????

LIMITED EDITION – Peeps that are marshmallow ghost shaped..BOOH Are they hauntingly ghoul’d?

LIMITED EDITION – Hyde and EKK! Orange dipped pretzel rods with white fudge drizzle…..Orange dip on a pretzel????? might make you go EKK!

DIFFERENT – Nonni’s blueberry streusel biscotti – Might be good? or might suck?

LIMITED EDITION – Tootsie POPS in caramel artificially flavored….HOW THE FORK do you artificially flavor FORKING sugar? Everyone knows that these pops are made of sugar…and most people know that caramel is only sugar that is heated to 170 degrees…….It just doesn’t seem right to artificially flavor anything caramel flavored.

NEW – Junior Mints in minis….I wonder why they just didn’t name them JUNIOR Mints Juniors?

LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints – with orange and black centers……BOO!

DIFFERENT – Utz- Daisies chocolate flavored (not real chocolate) covered pretzels that don’t look like pretzels…..Who thought of this?…Looks like cow diarrhea pies to me.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s White and Chocolate Pumpkins……I have to say they look mummy…I mean scrummy!

DIFFERENT – Reese’s White cream stuffed with peanut butter and Reese’s pieces…and M&M’s cookies and scream with artificial flavors….At least they are honest.

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Ghost White Ding Dongs with Scream filling. That just sounds funny. Say that to someone…I dare you.

LIMITED EDITION- Hostess spooky Twinkies with scream filling. Silly but not as funny sounding.

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Scary Cakes with scream filling. I’d be scared to eat them…HA

LIMITED EDITION – Red Vines twists in candy corn flavor…Wow what a twist on Red Vines.

NEW & WEIRD – Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn of green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie, and stuffing…I feel full just writing that.

NEW and WEIRD – Crunchers vegan beyond bacon crunchy sprouted mung beans…..I like mung beans and have read that mung beans are suppose to be very healthy to eat so I picked this up….The mung beans no longer taste like mung beans and just taste like crunchy smoke….bah

LIMITED EDITION – Cheetos bag of bones in flaming hot…….? (You won’t be boney if you eat the whole FORKING bag you know!)

Limited Edition – Cheetos Bag of bones in cinnamon sugar????? (another bag of bones so you won’t be boney….Just FORKING goblin them down.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes with spooky marshmallows….I might be afraid to eat this?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Monster Mash Cereal – It’s a combination of the monster cereals. There’s marshmallows, berry flavored, Frosted Flakes and maybe chocolate…..This is scary…..It’s like Rocky Horror in a box.

NEW – Kellogg’s Eggo chocolate and OTHER natural flavors waffle cereal. They don’t look like waffles to me….Why would I want waffles in a bowl of milk?…..Just dam call it ice cream toppers….That would be better.

DIFFERENT – Twistd Italian inspired savory lemon flavored couscous with sunflower seeds and Mexican inspired smoked paprika & lime rice side dishes. Both of these are really different….Never thought I’d see them on a shelf.

DIFFERENT – Progresso toppers- tomato basil soup with cheddar crackers. Sounds good but it sure contributes to the landfill.

NEW and maybe WEIRD – Banza rice made from chickpeas in regular and garlic olive oil……Why on earth do chickpeas need to be rice shaped? And WhoTFork is too lazy to add garlic and olive oil to their rice shaped chick peas……

WEIRD – Micky Bow Tie “pasta” mini apple cinnamon puffed snacks and bow tie “pasta’ minis Mac & cheese snacks. This is weird because pasta is a noodle……usually wet…Not a puffy snack…..

DIFFERENT – Andy Capp’s cheddar fries potato snack – You just don’t see this often in Phoenix.

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato and sorghum cauli-crisps……This one is kinda WEIRD too…Ok the crisp are made of potato & sorghum…ok that is great… I am wondering aren’t they made from cauliflower too?

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum chips…these ones had added turmeric and black pepper.

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum crisps called Dragon Crisps fire breathing….Guess that means that they are spicy….and not made of dragon fruit. Whatever!

LIMITED EDITION – Sprouts Potato Co Kettle Style Chips in Aloha BBQ (pineapple and sweet onion) and also a flavor called burger topping (ketchup, mustard, & pickle) DIFFERENT TOO! Would they be gouda together??????

LIMITED EDITION – Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies ……..that ARN”T FUDGE STRIPES……and are Pumpkin Spice Stripes instead………OH FUDGE!

And there is always a FORKING Oreo…..

Here’s an Oreo monster decorating cookie kit that includes 8 Oreo cookies, body cookies, icing, candy jewels, and gummies OH MY!

And then there is another FORKING Oreo.

NEW – dark chocolate thins Oreo cookies.

Yet another FORKING Oreo!

LIMITED EDITION – Boo (HOO) Oreo cookies. It reads orange colored cream but the same taste…..(boo hoo)

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for October 2021. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There September 2021

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There is ALWAYS something NEW, weird, different, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never FORKING know what we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is…….

NEW – Post Fruity Pebble Crisps. It reads on the box that these are crispy rice crisps. Well Fruity Pebbles are made mostly from rice. Some of the other ingredients are artificial colors and artificial flavors and natural fruit flavors too.

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crisps. These have natural & artificial chocolate flavor in them….yabba dabba don’t!

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles milk chocolate barXL and Post Fruity Pebbles candy bars……made by Frankford….same company that makes those cheap Christmas and Easter Chocolates………..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All 3X BIGGER MEGA Berries snack pouches – Well I guess if you like Cap’n Crunch Berry Cereals then you might like the Mega Berry Snack pouch? But with all the coloring I see in them you are bound to fart a rainbow.

NEW – POP-tarts in frosted chocolatey churro……(it doesn’t look like a chore?) naturally and artificially flavored….doesn’t sound like the best? But it is baked (unlike a real churro)

DIFFERENT – Disney MICKEY and friends (I don’t see any of the friends?) Wonder Mates plus prize milk chocolate by Frankford……….WOW what a prize!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – All natural KA-super grains POP! in cinnamon churro puffs…Maybe they are good?

DIFFERENT – Girl Scout Thin Mints Almonds??? I like Thin Mints and I like almonds….??? Might be good …..but if you eat too many Thin Mint Almonds your ass will get really wide.

DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa Prosecco milk chocolate bars……Might be good!

DIFFERENT (and expensive for only 3oz something bar) – Moonstruck dark chocolate bars in raspberry fennel and strawberry basil…..Don’t know if they are worth it but they would be nice as a gift…

DIFFERENT – Portabella Wild Mushroom Jerky in three unique flavors – roasted garlic black pepper, sesame ginger Korean chili, & sweet balsamic golden fig…….I can’t see myself eating a chewy mushroom…WTFork knows ….they might be good!

WEIRD – Crispy Dillies – Pickle flavored fried cucumbers. I picked this up because it was so weird…..I ate a few and they are crisp and taste very much like a pickle but have extra acid in them…I almost can’t eat them…(but I am extra sensitive to acid taste in food) They might? be good in a salad with something thick and creamy to mellow all the acid….but they are WEIRD!

DIFFERENT – KA super grains POP Red & Green Sriracha Puffs. I thought these did sound good so I bought them…..The puffs all look the same but some have too much acid in them and make my mouth hurt. I didn’t think they these puffs were awful but I would never buy them again.

NEW – Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt potato chips……I was pretty excited to see this but when I saw that this bag only cost $3.49 at A.J.s I figure that they can’t afford to buy real truffles at that price………or not enough truffles to taste anything anyway.

DIFFERENT Boulder Canyon Sweet Vidalia Onion Kettle Style Potato chips does sound tasty!

DIFFERENT & WEIRD – UTZ..??? Something called Daisies that are Forking Pretzels covered in naturally and artificially birthday cake…..Daisies…WHY?…..Birthday Cake on pretzels….(ick) Someone on drugs must have thought this mess up.

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in Baja Blast (sort of lime-ee?) and Baja Flash ( like sort of pineapple-ee?)

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in another different flavor called Baja punch….now that one I’m guessing might taste like punch.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Nellies free range sous vide egg bites….? One is uncured bacon and pepper jack cheese flavored…….You only get two bites for $3.99……so it makes more sense to just buy a FORKING carton of eggs so you can get at least 12 bites for like $1.50…..Just saying….

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French (???French howTFork can Kraft be French?) Ice Cream. It doesn’t look like any macaroni is in the ice cream so how can this be macaroni???? I guess it is just Kraft cheese flavored?…Well they don’t sell Van Leeuwan anywhere that I know of so I guess I won’t get to try it…darn!

NEW – Miniature rockit apples…? They FORKING LOOK like crabapples to me.. Now I’m feeling crabby.

LIMITED EDITION – 99Proof adult trick or treat bag with 99proof liquors….it can be a trick? or a treat? hic……

There is always something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Mrs. Freshley’s Delux Oreo Mini Brownies.

And there is another FORKING Oreo. The wrapping looks more exciting than the cookies………

These are regular Oreo Cookies with surprise Pokemon designs on them.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for September 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeIRED difFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out there June 2021

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There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we’ll see these days.

Up above is……

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW to stores – Cheesecake Factory famous brown bread. It looks like squishy bread. I wonder if it’s made with cheese cake cheese?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Egglife southwest style egg white wraps……I’m thinking that these wraps might be thin omelets in a package that they are selling as wraps?

They also come in Italian Flavored. I was going to try a pack but they were a day from expired so I moved on.

DIFFERENT – Egglife Italian egg white wraps… Look at the top of package. It no flour so isn’t this a Forking omelet? I guess nobody would buy thin omelets in a package….But any dumb bunny would buy a wrap.

NEW – Pillsbury soft baked cookies in peanut butter with chocolatey drizzle, chocolate chip, and sugar with drizzled icing. If you enjoy the pillsbury ready to bake cookie dough than hopefully you will like these cookies that are ready to eat.

NEW and possibly WEIRD – Sun-Maid Bites in P.B. & J., Birthday Cake, and S’Mores…This seems very strange to me…Raisins just don’t go into certain things….I doubt anyone really wants them in birthday cake……

DIFFERENT – Food should taste good sweet potato tortilla chips. It says best chip for any dip on the bag. Who knows…maybe it is?

DIFFERENT – WinCo Kettle cooked smoked gouda flavored potato chips with “OTHER” natural flavors. ?????Smoked gouda flavor with OTHER flavors?????? Other can be ANY FORKING THING………Old shoe, road kill, cat vomit, cow farts…….

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Lay’s kettle cooked potato chips in flaming hot limon flavor????? I like lemon and I like hot….????????

DIFFERENT possibly WEIRD and maybe NEW – Good Health(?) Monster Shaped Veggie Chips. They look like cartoon teeth to me.???? Whatever

DIFFERENT and WEIRD – WinCo prime rib and horseradish naturally and artificially flavored potato chips. I have a beef about that I noticed that there isn’t any beef in these chips so how can they be prime rib flavored???????

DIFFERENT – WinCo chili lime potato chips….Well at least they are natural flavored like they should be so they are worthy of a try.

NEW – Mt. Olive Pickle Salsa in mild, medium, and hot. For when you always wished that pickles and salsa were mixed together.

NEW – Mt. Olive real dill pickle juicers…..For when you simply want to be pickled…I guess…..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Post DUNKIN cereal in caramel macchiato made with DUNKIN Coffee……..It sounds like a beverage that is not for kids……Don’t know if many adults will buy this????

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Post DUNKIN mocha latte cereal made with DUNKIN coffee. Maybe this is an alternate buzz????? I would never eat this…

NEW and possibly LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Together with Pride Cereal……??????????? This can have so many meanings…….

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – General Mills cinnamon toast chocolate churros cereal. This one sounds tasty but the churro cartoon guys look more like macaronis.

NEW or is it OLD??????…General Mills Golden Grahams but of the Retro Recipe made with real honey….I’d be afraid to eat this. It might be cereal leftover from the 80’s or the 70’s that they dug up and decided to sell as retro.

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Chocolate/Strawberry Cheerios. This one sounded delicious until I read the box that reads…….with “OTHER” natural flavors….That can be very scary. Other natural flavors could be nasty….

NEW – Duke’s Mayonnaise in Habanero Garlic, Fire Roasted Red Pepper, Cucumber Dill, and Bacon and Tomato………I FORKING Know that these sauces are mayonnaise based but when they add all those flavors to the mayonnaise it isn’t really mayonnaise anymore and is either dip or a dressing…….Isn’t it?

NEW – Sun Maid pure milk chocolate and peanut nutter covered raisins???? Might be good? Sounds better than birthday cake flavored …….any who-

NEW – Jet Puffed Bites – Marshmallows covered in sprinkles as Birthday cake, Chocolate covered and Chocolate mint covered…50/50……Might be good?

NEW Limited Time Only Available at Safeway…..Rockin Nut Road M&M’s…….My husband picked them up for me……….They taste sort of like peanut M&M’s that are an off batch…..Very similar but with an added OFF taste. My husband won’t eat them so I have to toss the bag out.

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat in fruity cereal flavor…..IDK? Some KitKats are good and some are not good…..I think if I wanted FORKING Fruity Cereal…I’d eat cereal and not a fruity cereal flavored KitKat….Well that’s just me….You might differ.

NEW – Drizzilicious – S’Mores mini rice cakes with dark chocolate drizzle….might be good! I bought the other flavor and it was good!

NEW – Drizzilicious – mini rice cakes with cinnamon swirl white chocolate drizzle…These surprised me….They really are good and only 90 calories for almost half the bag or 21 mini rice cakes.

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – Ben & Jerry’s Justice Remix’d ice cream. It’s Cinnamon and chocolate ice creams with cinnamon bun dough and spicy fudge brownies. I think this ice cream would be so much better if they mixed in fresh baked cinnamon buns instead of raw cinnamon bun dough. I think raw cinnamon bun dough sounds HORRIBLE….LISTEN WORLD !!!!!! NOBODY FORKING EATS RAW CINNAMON BUN DOUGH. Someone must have been on drugs to think up this flavor.

There is always a New or Limited Edition Oreo Cookie.

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Oreo Cookies with THREE layers of cream AND popping candy…..so you can do banging farts that come out striped.

LIMITED EDITION – NBA Dy-Nasty….opps..my bad…….I mean Dynasty Oreos. Same old flavor. They just look different.

That was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for June 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month?

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My Forking Thoughts on Universal Yums – Turkey 2021

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Universal Yums is a gift or subscription service for a box of international snacks. You have a few different size choices.

I get the basic Yum Box and it comes with a booklet of facts, trivia, a recipe and information about my snacks.

Lets try a snack.

Ummmm…Now these are tasty! They are little cookies filled with a chocolaty filling that is laced with a small amount of hazelnut and tahini. These are tasty…Now they are gone.

We got a Yum bag with Mastic Toffees and Melon and Lime Chews.

Oh joy……..(not really)…Turkish sour watermelon gummies. I just don’t do gummies and ESPECIALLY Don’t FORKING do sour gummies. But I will ask my husband to eat one.

Next is a coconut & coffee snowball cake.

I like coconut but never liked coffee so far. I thought maybe I haven’t had good coffee yet and that is why I don’t like coffee? I tried two bites. I think I would like this if I liked coffee. The cake is moist with a nice texture and the exterior is very unique. The center cream isn’t terrible. I would like this if I liked coffee, Coffee just taste like bitter coffee grinds to me……

Next……

Baharat spiced cracker chips in taco flavor…??? They are odd to us….They are very powdery chippy crackers……..The powder texture sort of bothers me more than the odd flavors….They are very salty, they are onion-ee, there is sweetness to them, They finish very sweet….They sort of stick to my teeth.

Only two treats left….

Here’s tahini halva…..Not bad…It seems like light fluffy frosting that taste like sesame seeds instead of something too sweet.

Last treat

These are just plain chickpeas that are salted. These are GOOD! The texture doesn’t break my teeth like most bagged chickpea snacks. These you can actually eat in salad and do have a nice natural chickpea flavor. These I would buy if I saw in the store.

Those were my FORKING Thoughts on Universal Yums – Turkey 2021

www.UniversalYums.com

Your Forking thoughts may differ.

The Forking Truth