There is ALWAYS something new, weird, different, limited edition or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is……..
(Probably) LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Froot Loops – Color Mix-Ups….OMG look at all those BRIGHT colors! If that doesn’t make you poop a rainbow nothing will.
NEW – Kellogg’s Little Debbie Nutty Buddy Cereal…….It’s not a pretty looking bowl of cereal…….(looks like something my dogs pooped out)……..I sure hope they taste better than they look.
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios with OTHER natural flavors…….What on earth can OTHER natural flavors be?………grasshoppers, toe nail clippings, dust, rat vomit?
LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Special K Chocolatey Strawberry that’s naturally and artificially flavored……??????
LIMITED EDITION – Post – Mickey Mouse Club naturally flavored Confetti Cake Cereal……???? Is it cake or cereal?
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Blood Orange Chocolate Chip French Ice Cream – I was going to buy this (even though it’s extra fattening ice cream) and continued shopping and forgot to come back to the ice cream section…BAH
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Strawberry Shortcake French Ice Cream…???? Might be good?
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Sweet Maple Cornbread & Limoncello Cake ……??? Might be good?
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Peppermint Pattie (I was going to buy this one two…..but forgot to buy it….oh well)
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Marzipan Cake with Fudge Swirls French Ice Cream…….Sounds massively extra rich?
LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Pumpkin Cinnamon Roll French Ice Cream…Sounds delicious but I don’t know?
LIMITED EDITION and WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!! Van Leeuwen Hidden Valley Ranch French Ice Cream….ICK! from me!
LIMITED EDITION – M&M’s milk chocolate honey graham M&M’s……They don’t taste like honey graham but might be good to people that can handle sweet.
DIFFERENT – Sun Chips made with black beans in spicy Jalapeño and Southwestern Queso…….Sounds good but might make you fart.
This next ones are for DOGS!
DIFFERENT – Digesters ice cream style treats for dogs in cheesy bac’n flavor and nutty & cheese flavor…..My dogs might give a woof about them?
And usually there is something Oreo!
NEW – Oreo ice cream bars with pieces of Oreo cookies in them. WOW! what a great idea on how to use the cookie crumbs from the factory!
Well That was the new, weird, different, limited, and special edition foods out there for May 2023. Who know WTFork we’ll come across next month?
There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is –
LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s 60TH Birthday – Birthday cake flavor Crunch. On one hand it is very nice that good old Cap’n Crunch is 60. After all ……..birthdays are good for your health. The more that you have the longer you live! On the other hand Those colorful artificially flavored cereal balls look nothing like birthday cake. They just look like balls to make you fart a 60 year old birthday rainbow.
LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Peeps – Artificially flavored marshmallow flavored cereal with marshmallows…..Boy oh boy….How good does THAT sound? I wouldn’t utter a peep.
NEW – Kellogg’s Krave – Double Chocolate Brownie Batter. WOW! That sure doesn’t sound nutritious for breakfast. Maybe it’s dessert cereal? Or maybe something worst. Looks like a diarrhea splat on the front of the box.
NEW – Post Fruity Pebbles Crunched in rock star shaped? Fruity Pebbles is a rice based cereal. This NEW version is a corn and oat based cereal with added coloring and natural and artificial flavors. Looks like you are going to poop fireworks from this one.
NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crunch’d – Sweetened naturally and artificially chocolate flavored corn and oat cereal with real cacao that is rockstar shaped. I wonder who eats this? I think that the Flintstones are even older than me. I wonder if they are older than Cap’n Crunch?……I just looked them up! The Flintstones ARE REALLY FORKING OLD. They are Sr. Citizens. (62years old!) Oh Boy! Yabba Dabba OY VEY!
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Lucky Charms with marshmallows and leprechaun trap on back of box. I guess they made the box into a toy or a trap? Maybe you can catch mice with the trap if you find that you are out of leprechauns?
NEW and maybe Limited Edition? – General Mills Reeses’s Puffs Minis – They looks like little pebbles to me. Looks like lots of them can fit into your bowl…..
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Cinammji Toast Crunch? I think that this is the same old Cinnamon Crunch with faces painted on them. That is sort of creepy. A bowl of faces looking at you while you eat.
DIFFERENT – Total Cluster Fudge Chick’s Mix Original – Glazed cereal, pretzels, peanuts, chocolate candies. (ICK!)
DIFFERENT – Peeps marshmallow flavored pop ups lollypops…It’s different!
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Bob Ross happy little tree mints. What wood? Bob Ross Say?
DIFFERENT and also WEIRD – Galerie – Edible Grass in Strawberry and Green Apple……Edible Grass? in Strawberry? and Green Apple?
World Market sells some foreign KitKats
DIFFERENT – Nestle KitKats from Japan in Chestnut flavor….SOUNDS delicious but those KitKats are a 50/50 chance…..?
DIFFERENT – Nestle KitKats in chocolate orange flavor…That one also sounds really good?????????
WEIRD – Nestle KitKats in BISCUIT flavored…..LOL Biscuit flavored…I don’t know about that one.
LIMITED EDITION – Peeps chick shaped marshmallows in Kettle Corn flavored….????? A little corny but maybe worth a cluck?
LIMITED EDITION – Peeps Pepsi Cola…….???? WTF Artificially flavored marshmallow soda…..Someone MUST HAVE BEEN ON DRUGS to think of and approve this…..There is no other explanation.
NEW – Haagen Dazs Butter Cookie Cones in Vanilia and Strawberry. OK …I guess that the ice cream isn’t fattening enough so they have to add a butter cookie cone.
NEW – Haagen Dazs Coffee and I accidentally photoed vanilla again….Sorry I noticed that this also comes in chocolate.
DIFFERENT – Montana Mex Tomato Ketchup. Now that is different.
And there is usually something Oreo……
Nabisco – naturally and artificially flavored Birthday Cake Flavored cream with sprinkles cookies. They’ll make anything to get you to fart a rainbow.
Well that was the new, weird, different, limited and special edition foods out there for April 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next time.
There is always something new, weird, different, limited and or special edition when we shop for food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Old El Paso Fiesta Twists in Queso Flavor…..WoW I’ve never seen them before! New Twist on an Old Brand that also is a little corny and cheesy!
These next ones might be fun to add to a bowl of Old El Paso Fiesta Twists…….
DIFFERENT – Branch Out seasoned and dried avocado chips. It really is different….When is the last time you ate avocado that was crunchy?
DIFFERENT – Kelly’s Classic BBQ Rob’s Backstage Barbecue Popcorn………???? Never thought about BBQ popcorn????
DIFFERENT – Wilde Protein Chips made with chicken breast, egg whites, and chicken bone broth. Sounds like a meal………maybe you need to eat vegetable chips with it?
DIFFERENT – Favols – Wine or Champagne Confit. I don’t mean to be a whiner but who the FORK knows about this?
WEIRD – Coors – Coors-icles – Coors Light Beer NO ALCOHOL popsicles……Whoz gonna what that? BURrrrrrrp!
DIFFERENT – White Toque – Nut Potatoes………???? Sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you feel like a potato……Nut potatoes.
DIFFERENT – Tapatio Extra Spicy RAMEN Noodle Soup…..Different! Maybe tasty?
DIFFERENT – Hermann the German – HOT wine candy…….This one might be WEIRD too! WhoTFork drinks HOT wine?
Moving on….
LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Blueberries and Cream White Chocolate Truffles…….with OTHER natural flavors????????
LIMITED EDITION – Lindt Lindor Neapolitan White Chocolate Truffles….?????
DIFFERENT & FORKING WEIRD – OmNom – Black n’ Burnt Barley Icelandic Chocolate. I haven’t tried it so I can’t say for sure but doesn’t sound delicious to me.
NEW – Snickers almond brownie…….Could be good but I doubt it. Tried the first brownie Snickers bar when it came out and took one bite and tossed it. That’s nothing to snicker about.
DIFFERENT – KitKat BIGKAT ….???? Maybe it taste the same as the original…..or dog gone it and maybe it doesn’t?
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW or LIMITED EDITION – KitKat King Size Birthday Cake……Well it’s someone’s birthday everyday….Might be good they run around 50/50…..good to not so good…..
DIFFERENT – Frankford Post Cocoa Pebbles Cinnamon King Size Milk Chocolate Bar…….It sounds like a Yabba Dabba Doo but can possibly be a Yabba Dabba don’t?
NEW – Starburst Air Gummies in sour tropical flavors……..Think I’d rather chew on an Air Jordon Sneaker.
DIFFERENT – Peeps Fruit Punch Chick Marshmallows that are a boxer’s favorite flavor.
And there is usually something Oreo…..Well this month there really wasn’t so here is what is coming out April 3rd 2023…….was this one was out before?….It seems familiar????
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LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Blackout Cake Oreo Cookies
Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2023. Who knows WTFork we’ll find next month?
There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will find when we shop for food. Up above is-
NEW – Reese’s Puffs Stuffed Reese’s Cups. If you like cereal in your candy then you will be happy with this.
Next one is leftover from Christmas.
LIMITED EDITION – M&M’s in mint but in Christmas Packaging. One reads Christmas came early this year….The other reads – tough being on everyone’s wishlist. I haven’t eaten mint M&M’s in years…..Love mint but these aren’t my favorite.
DIFFERENT – Feel Good Superfoods – Pure and natural ashwagandha They look like Chinese Laterns?
DIFFERENT – Raspberry Oranges…Who Knew?
DIFFERENT – Wonderful – Naturally Seedless Lemons
DIFFERENT – Catalina Crunch Keto Friendly Dark Chocolate Cereal….? Looks like a bag of chocolate and raspberries??????
NEW – General Mills Cinnamon Toast Crunch Minis……Who are they fooling? Those aren’t minis….They are just dots. Machine at factory probably got clogged and the cereal just came out as dots…..
NEW – Mission…..Everything BAGEL flour tortillas street tacos? That sure doesn’t sound right. They are street sized flour tortillas (not tacos or bagels) maybe with everything bagel seasoning but I don’t see any seasoning on them?
DIFFERENT – Arby’s Horsey Sauce…..I’m guessing that these sauces are horseradish flavored?
DIFFERENT – Wild Planet Tuna Chorizo …Who knew?? Bet it’s tasty!
DIFFERENT – Macabee Cheese Pizza
DIFFERENT – Jack’s Gourmet FACON (Fakin Bacon LOL)
DIFFERENT – Taylor Pass New Zealand Manuka Honey is something to buzz about at $35.99 a jar.
Gone are the days when yogurt was a healthy food. In the old days hippy’s would add maybe a spoon ful of honey and some nuts and berries to it. Today yogurt is something different.
DIFFERENT – Chobani Greek Yogurt in S’more S’mores & Red Velvet Cupcake
DIFFERENT – Chobani Greek Yogurt in Mint Chocolate Chip & Chocolate Layer Cake…(I didn’t try any of these yogurts but I FORKING Doubt any yogurt can actually taste like chocolate layer cake…..Someone musta have been on drugs to think that one up.
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Chobani Greek Yogurt in Rocky Road
DIFFERENT – Chobani Yogurt in Key Lime Crumble and Strawberry Cheesecake
DIFFERENT – Chobani Greek Yogurt in Peanut Butter Cup & Salted Caramel Crunch
I see that Ice Cream can be different too!
DIFFERENT – Van Leeuwen Ice Creams in Earl Grey, Marion Berry Cheesecake, and Cookies and Cream…might be good but they do make you fat.
DIFFERENT – Van Leeuwen Ice Creams is Honey Comb, Sicilian Pistachio, and Black Cheery Chip…OK I can vouch that the Pistachio is as good as smooth pistachio can be…..Was thinking about the other two flavors…passed but maybe next time!
DIFFERENT – Van Leeuwen Vegan Ice Creams in Brownie Sundae with raspberry swirl, banana bread pudding, churros and fudge….Ummmmm some sound amazing but I’ve never tried vegan ice cream…….
DIFFERENT MORE Van Leeuwen Vegan Ice Cream…..Strawberry, Brownie sundae with raspberry swirl, dark chocolate peanut butter swirl, brown sugar chunk, chocolate cookie dough honey comb….DAM think I just gained ten pounds just thinking about eating them…..
Usually there is something out there Oreo.
LIMITED EDITION – The Most Oreo stuffed with an enormous amount of cookies and cream filling………(gosh that would make me gag…but some people out there can eat anything.)
Well that was the new, weird, different, limited, and special edition foods out there for February 2023. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month….
There is always something NEW, weird, different, limited or special edition when we shop for food. We never know WTFork that we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is-
LIMITED EDITION – Sprite in Winter Spiced Cranberry. Sounds tasty and festive…But you cran-berry taste the lemon/lime now.
NEW – Tootsie Roll candy coated mini bites…….Candy coated candy! MORE calories and more business for dentists!
NEW – M&M’s dark and milk chocolate espresso candies. Kids do eat more candy than adults……Like how many kids drink espresso? Not sure how well this one will sell.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Twix salted caramel cookie bars. Maybe they ran ut of wafers?
NEW – Reese’s Snack Cakes (sorry but this doesn’t look like picture and is not recommended by me)
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Kit Kat Duos strawberry and dark chocolate. It sounds good but can go either way.
DIFFERENT – Kit Kat – Blueberry muffin. We’ll see when I get the nerve to try it.
DIFFERENT and Maybe NEW and Maybe? Limited Edition – Twix Silly Rabbit turned the milk pink…….The thought of that makes me gag. Did the silly rabbit have a cut finger? or a bloody nose? Also what happened to the Twix? They look like springtime flowers.
NEW and DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s Avatar Pandora Frosted Flakes with Blueberry Flavored Blue Moons. They are naturally with OTHER natural flavors???? What on EARTH can the OTHER natural flavors be?
LIMITED EDITION – Wakanda Forever Baked Goldfish Snack Crackers……???? I don’t see anything different about the crackers?……Just a Special Edition Paper Bag they come in.
SPECIAL TAILGATE EDITION – Kettle Buffalo Bleu potato chips. I did try them. They are not bad…..My husband thought they just taste like BBQ……..These you have to slow to get all the flavors…When I eat them very slow or lick them I can taste the buffalo and get an after taste of the bleu……….a few days latter……. THEY TASTE COMPLETELY different as you eat more…..They get FORKING HOT……really HOT…..Like make you gag and cough hot….YUK! These are more flavored as you go down in the bag. I stopped eating them.
DIFFERENT – Snyder’s of Hanover artificially flavored Jalapeño pretzel pieces. I bought these hoping that they would taste good……..Oddly they don’t taste like pretzels or jalapeños…….?
NEW and WEIRD – Heinz Beanz Pizza ,,LOL! Beans on a pizza what will they come up with next?
DIFFERENT – Latin Specialties – Tejocotes – Mexican Hawthorn Apples….They are very small apples that are seldom found at our usual supermarkets.
DIFFERENT – Reddi Wip – FAT FREE with CREAM? Whipped whatever it is……How can cream be fat free?
DIFFERENT – Gran Luchito Mexican Chipotle Chili Paste and Crunchy Salsa Macha…YUM love both flavors…..
There is usually something New, Weird, or Limited Edition Oreo out there but this month I didn’t find any……So I went to the internet and typed in weird Oreo and found this….
There is ALWAYS something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We NEVER know WTFork we will come across…..
I found a bunch of WEIRD candy canes from www.mcphee.com . Up above is-
WIERD – McPhee brand Hot Dog candy canes…..Are they something to muster?
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WEIRD – McPhee extra fancy SARDINE candy canes. Something fishy about sardine flavored candy canes…..
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WEIRD – McPhee – Mac & Cheese Candy canes……These are a cheesy pasta la vista baby.
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WEIRD – McPhee – PICKLE flavored candy canes….How DILL they come up with that?
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WEIRD – McPhee – Kale Candy canes……Maybe people in Kalefornia like them?
Different and maybe WEIRD – McPhee – Butter Candy Canes…….Might be good if made with real butter.
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WEIRD – McPhee – BRISKET Candy Canes. maybe this was a McSteak?
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Hot Cocoa Cereal …..Get this…Naturally flavored with OTHER natural flavors…..Ho ho HO …That just doesn’t sound right…and it looks like FORKING marshmallows in the bowl that aren’t even mentioned….
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch…..coming out of a fat old Santa sock that probably got Santa foot juice in it. That is why that top left anthropomorphic cereal crunch looks horrified.
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal. The Toast Crunch guy in the upper right side of the box looks like he bites!
NEW – Kellogg’s Cinnamon Sugar Krispies…….but it’s flavored with OTHER natural flavors so what you think is something different?????? What is really in there?
NEW – sort of – Kellogg’s NEW RECIPE Cocoa Krispies with MORE chocolatey flavor. ????? New recipe…??? could go either way???
DIFFERENT – General Mills Ambush Universe Reese’s Puffs…..Made with real Reese’s peanut butter but they don’t say what the chocolate is…..
DIFFERENT – General Mills Reese’s Puffs Cluster Crunch. Looks like all the crumbs from other stuff just glued together with sugar to sell to saps.
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – TRIX naturally and artificially flavored Silly Rabbit Turned the milk pink….Someone on drugs must have thought this up…..Maybe the silly rabbit pees pink into the cereal. This just seems so wrong.
DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s naturally flavored Frosted Flakes with chocolate taste.
LIMITED EDITION – Kit Kat Ginger Bread Cookie flavor……????….naturally and Artificially flavored…….It’s a 50/50….might be good?…..might suck?
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cheez-It Pop’d Corn….? A bit corny but also cheesy…might be good!
DIFFERENT – From The Ground Up – Cinnamon Butternut Squash tubes that they call stalks……This one also is kind of weird…….
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – M&M’s Snowballs – (White chocolate Pretzel) Actually they are pretty tasty…..I bought a bag…It’s that perfect sweet to salty thing and this white chocolate didn’t seem waxy.
DIFFERENT – Frosty The Snowman Hot Chocolate Melt. Milk and White Chocolate with mini marshmallows inside. Looks Cute!….until it melts.
Well there is always something Oreo.
LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco natural and artificially flavored Pumpkin Spice Cream Oreo Cookies…(maybe leftover from Halloween Time?)
Oh NOoooo there’s more!
SCIENCE FICTION EDITION – Oreo OY Cookies……………….. kidding)
LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco – JOY Cookies – HO Ho ho……same old Oreo Cookies that most people love with added red food coloring…..Hope that it’s not red dye #2?
Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for December 2022. Who know WTFork we’ll come across next year!
There is always something new, weird, different, limited, and or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.
Up above is-
LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Cheetos Cheese Flavor potato chips. If I wanted Cheetos I’d buy a bag of Cheetos for a Chip replacement.
LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lays Doritos Cool Ranch Potato Chips. Same here if I wanted Doritos in Cool Ranch I’d buy a bag of Doritos. I guess Lays is just trying to be tragically Chip.
NEW – Brosdus Foods – Snoop Loopz with MORE marshmallows. This is by Snoop Dogg. It resembles Fruit Loops………..I wonder how that will go.
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills naturally flavored Pumpkin Spice Cheerios cereal.This might be gourd-ious to some people.
DIFFERENT and Probably NOT NEW? – Kellogg’s Smorz now with MORE FORKING Marshmallows……OMG! Why more marshmallows? Breakfast cereals are now boxes of marshmallows……UGH!
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Kraft macaroni & cheese in what they call Unicorn Shapes…..WTFork a star and a rainbow is not a unicorn shape….A unicorn is sort of horse shaped with a horn……I just don’t know how this got manufactured without anyone questioning this………
DIFFERENT- Cheetoes Mac’N’Cheese in flaming hot and bold and cheesy. Could be something that some are fondue of.
DIFFERENT – Nature – Dried watermelon with seeds. I bought dried watermelon before. I didn’t like the seeds in it.
DIFFERENT and hard to find – on top cordycep mushrooms and cauliflower mushrooms…..The funny thing is that neither taste like mushrooms……
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Just the fun part? – Looks like the ice cream fell off………Waffle cones filled with chocolate. Might be good?
DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Raspberry yogurt covered pretzels………Not for me but maybe for you?
DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden blueberry yogurt covered pretzels………This one gets a maybe from me???????
DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Key Lime yogurt pretzels…?????? I feel twisted about this…….Maybe?????
DIFFERENT – Duncan Hines Post Fruity Pebbles Cake Kit (cake mix, frosting, cereal) This must be made for kids. I can’t see an actual adult buying this unless they are on drugs or something.
DIFFERENT – Duncan Hines Post Cocoa Pebbles Cake Kit includes cake mix, frosting, and cereal…..?????
WEIRD – Heinz – Tomato Blood tomato ketchup. I saw this at Safeway around Thanksgiving Week……..Guess they didn’t have the help to put them out around Halloween time?
WEIRD – Liquid Death….not spring water….Mountain Water?????? Since when is a mountain filled with water???? WTFork is this???? and Just Saying Liquid Death doesn’t sound like trustworthy water….Think about it….What would Grandma say if you handed her one of them?
Holidays are coming!
DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Turkey Hot Chocolate Bomb…? Gobble? or Slurp?
DIFFERENT and maybe NEW? – Jelly Belly Happy Chanukah Jelly Beans……What flavor are they? Dreidel? or Menorah?
They FORKING even make WERID beverages and WIERD FOODS for dogs.
Maybe – WEIRD? – Best Buds craft dog beer?????? Maybe it’s good and you might woof on some?
DIFFERENT – Milk Bone – Apple Cinnamon Biscuits…..Betcha most dogs prefer meat flavored biscuits…just saying….
DIFFERENT – Bocce’s Bakery – Fireside Pie Apple, Cheese & Cinnamon natural dog treats……Might be good?
DIFFERENT – Greenies – Pumpkin Spice dental treats. Look at top (that I cut off) The dogs is wearing a GREENIES Santa hat! HA!
SPECIAL EDITION – Wiggles and Wags Bake Shop Excite-mints…….My Dear Departed Louie might have loved this……He was a mint-ta-hallic…..He loved mints so much…..He ate threw a few of my purses for anything mint in my purse.
There is usually something Oreo to find.
DIFFERENT – (but really not so different……Oreo ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED Chocolate hazelnut cookies……How good can that be?
Oh NO there’s more!
LIMITED EDITION – ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED Snickerdoodle Oreo Cookies. This I really don’t understand. Snickerdoodle cookies are basic cookie dough with cinnamon……How can you make that artificially flavored?
That was the new, weird, different, limited and special edition foods out there for November 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.
I noticed these Limited Edition Hershey Strawberry Ice Cream Cone Kisses at my local Safeway Supermarket. I hesitated …….should I….or shouldn’t I?……..As a Youngster I used to like Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake Ice Cream Bars…..So I was hoping that these Hershey’s Strawberry Ice Cream Cone Kisses might taste similar…….????? Well lets see…..
Eeek! They are flesh colored with little red rashes.
I try it and it is gross. WTFork is this? Not sure if I can finish……..
It just taste very artificial ……Doesn’t taste comparable to anything.
As it’s melting I got a crunchy lump. The crunchy lump is ok….It’s sort of cookie like in taste……
But The kiss is still there and terrible. My tongue is burning from it….YUK!
Now I got a weird aftertaste…..It’s something like hops from beer…ICK…GROSS!
On the bright side I won’t be getting fat from them.
I can not recommend them…..Actually I am surprised that they can pass a taste test from Hershey’s…..
Those were my FORKING Thoughts on Limited Edition Hershey’s Strawberry Ice Cream Cone Kisses but I also must note that YOUR FORKING opinion may indeed differ.
So far 2022 has been a better year than most for Metro Phoenix Foods…..Not too many HORRIBLE FRIGHTFUL dishes….But there were a few. I very recently wrote about the next two dishes so if you read my blog then you know where these dishes came from. It’s not my intention to make trouble for any business………(even if they deserve it)…. I tell The Forking Truth….so I mention how my meal was once with the name of the business and once is enough……But these stories and most of the photos are Horrible and Frightful. Halloween time is just that perfect time to share these memories.
Overcooked macaroni and dried up cheese that never was good.
Burnt dried out fish with almost brunt oil filled eggplant.
After this are oldies but NOT goodies.
This was from a fine restaurant in the Biltmore area that is still in business. I do note that the chef that they had at the time left several years ago….By the looks of the polenta on the plate it seems like he might have been pissed off about something.
A certain restaurant on the west side served me a dessert with a hard glob of silicon in it that I had to spit out.
This next one might be the worst thing I ever got from a food truck. It made me scream and I had to spit it out.
It was suppose to be a corned beef egg roll from a food truck that specialized in corned beef. It was dry and awful inside but I still remember that the worst part was the egg roll because it tasted rancid.
Someone in metro Phoenix served me this sandwich.
They are still in business….
Sometimes you go to a restaurant that was very good for several visits………. Then when you eat the food you find out that the chef is no longer with them.
This restaurant closed shorty after I got this horrid dish. It was fishy salmon topped with raw tomato paste flanked by a splat of pureed corn and another splat of corn grits.
I went to a BBQ Restaurant in Phoenix that is still in Business. They served me grits that weren’t cooked.
They also served us meat that was under and still had hard fat on it.
I remember we said something about this but nobody said or did a thing.
A restaurant that is still in business in Peoria served my husband this sandwich.
At the time that restaurant recently changed ownership….It was not great but ok before this……………
It looks like a cinnamon bun but it’s not……….My husband was served a burnt roll somewhere.
This is the worst bulgogi I ever tried……It’s like they threw it in a blender and added cream cheese. It’s like throw up on a skillet.
This Thai Restaurant in Peoria thinks that it’s ok to call a dish fish and serve it without the meat.
I never went back.
This was from a Taco Restaurant that went out of business.
Dry flavorless chicken that might have been microwaved to hard and chewy with some pickled onions and a tortilla that fell apart before it arrived.
This place is still in business in Sun City.
The fish is fishy. The vegetables are obviously from frozen and boiled……I don’t know what happened to the mashed potato. I asked the server why it was green….She didn’t know and asked the chef. She said that he said, “Black pepper turns the potatoes green.”
Maybe my worst Metro Phoenix Restaurant foods came from an Asian Restaurant that I enjoyed on my first visit. I enjoyed the live seafood that was reasonably priced…..So I came back for a second visit….(unfortunately).
We started with some shiitake mushrooms with Asian Greens. They look good BUT….
Shiitake with Asian Greens
The sauce is HORRIFYING……Maybe it is suppose to be that way but I can’t stomach a sauce with the consistency of snot……I couldn’t eat this…..Sadly our main dish was worst.
On this visit I didn’t notice the live fish tanks???????? But ordered the rockfish anyway..This was like a fake fish that was impossible to eat….Like solid rubber and tough. I was going to say something to the owner….But my husband said that all was ok so the owner left.
The server didn’t even question on why we didn’t eat the fish and didn’t even ask if we wanted to bring it or the vegetables home……
Then the scary part is that we got a bill for over a hundred dollars for those two plates (We found out they charged $89. for that fish).
These were only a few of the HORRIBLE FRIGHTFUL Foods that was served to me in Metro Phoenix AZ.
There is AWAYS something new, weird, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll come across when we shop for food.
Up above is –
LIMITED EDITION and DIFFERENT (see Limited Edition in the upper right corner) – Frieda’s Angelcots…..I know fruit and vegetables are seasonal but it is always weird to see them marked limited edition. These are a different variety of apricots. Might be heavenly…or maybe they are devilishly wrong?
WEIRD – Unicorn Confetti – cake batter cookies………..I prefer my cookies to taste like cookies…..I make cake batter when I make cakes……Cookie batter and cake batter are not interchangeable………So the cookies are WEIRD……Also why are sprinkles (Jimmies and also known as twinkle coat) called unicorn confetti now……?……Is that a nice way of calling those things unicorn poop?
DIFFERENT and also WEIRD – Cap’n Crunch’s OOPS! 3X All MEGA Bigger Berries…….Maybe?…. someone screwed up at the factory and created something that they have to sell as a snack.
DIFFERENT & kinda WEIRD – General Mills Cocoa Puffs instant artificially flavored and with other natural flavors (?????) Oatmeal with crunchy topping. Gosh this one is weird in too many ways. Artificial and other natural flavors (what on earth can they be?????) Oatmeal isn’t puffs……I bet the topping is just crumbs of Cocoa Puffs cereal that usually is thrown out……
WEIRD – Nickelodeon Slime Kellogg’s Green Apple Jacks with red scary looking apples on the box????? Made with natural…….and OTHER (OTHER NATURAL?????…what could that be????? Lizard snot??) natural flavors that make your milk turn GREEN! No wonder why there are so many whack jobs in the world. This stuff is the food (and chemicals) that turns people into crazy lunatics.
EVEN WEIRDER – Kellogg’s AppleJacks with Spooky Marshmallows. That box is horrifying. How can anyone buy that for children. Just looking at it gives me the creeps.
LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Lucky Charms with Magic Gems…….OH Lordy it’s just another cunning way to sell the same cereal with more marshmallows…….
Same Old Stuff MOSTLY- but WEIRD – Kellogg’s Special K Original with toasted grains and an old goat on the package…….BAHHHHHHHH Bahhhh
Same Old Stuff but also kind of WEIRD – Kellogg’s Special K with Red Berries that are really strawberries……and another old goat on the package. This just seems weird and creepy.
WEIRD – Kellogg’s Special K Flakes & Almonds that are chocolate dipped that are flavored naturally and other natural? flavors added…………This is weird because cereal is suppose to be a healthy food. The chocolate coating turns it into dessert….(might be good? in ice cream). This is also WEIRD because it not only has natural flavors but also has added OTHER natural flavors….My gosh what can those OTHER natural flavors be? Cockroaches? spider spit? canned armadillo farts?
WEIRD – General Mills – LOL Surprise Cereal….WTFork is this?….Surprise it’s cereal? Looks like it has those mandatory marshmallows like many of the child’s theme cereals have. No wonder why so many kids grow up to be assassins these days.
NEW – Pop Farts – Oh no my bad I guess I need bifocals…..POP-Tarts ARTIFICIALLY Flavored Peach Cobbler and on side of box it reads proudly baked in the USA. How could that be? They should lie and blame it on someone else. I guess this is a box of Pop-Farts.
DIFFERENT – DJ * BBQ Br Bohemian RUBSODY all-purpose seasoning. Cute name for a spice blend but weird scary looking label. The guy is screaming or looks like he is in pain…..????? Or maybe he just tasted the stuff and it must suck a lot?
NEW – Heinz Black Truffle infused honey and Hot Chili infused honey…….Sounds SWEET to me!
NEW – Heinz mandarin orange miso crunch, chili pepper crunch. and roasted garlic crunch……..Chile Crunch is this amazing condiment that adds flavors, textures and heat to foods. It makes anything plain interesting, (potentially) delicious and spicy. I make my own…..not to brag but any of the chili crisp that I made were all better than any jarred one that I have purchased so far…………. but I am intrigued by the mandarin orange miso flavor……That one is interesting…..The Chili pepper crunch should taste like you basic chili crunch…all chili crunch does already have garlic in it so I am guessing that maybe this variety has extra garlic and sounds like the least flavorful. Just my thoughts…I could be wrong.
DIFFERENT – Norita Sweet Sriracha Miso all purpose sauce….Never heard of a sauce like this before……?????
LIMITED TIME ONLY – Pringles Scorchin Hot Ones Los Calientes Verde. These my husband picked up. I can’t judge them because I can’t eat them….I’m sensitive to too much vinegar. For me they have so much vinegar in them that is painful to my mouth. My husband thinks that they are really good so he gets to eat the whole container himself.
Maybe NEW & a little DIFFERENT – Icelandic vanilla & strawberry lingonberry Skyr. I read that Skyr yogurt is creamier than regular yogurt and is less sour. I got a coupon from Safeway to get one free so I did. I tried the strawberry & lingonberry…..I liked the rich creamy texture. I also ;liked the less sour than regular yogurts…..But they might well just offered unflavored because there hardly was any fruit in mine….Mine had just enough fruit to pollute plain yogurt and left me disappointed. I don’t know if I got an off batch or just that flavor is lacking?
Maybe NEW and DIFFERENT – Icelandic Privisions in wild blueberry & bilberry…..I never heard of bilberry,,,,) And the other flavor is peach & cloudberry…..you sure don’t come across cloud berries very often……These sure are DIFFERENT.
Halloween is coming soon (unless the world blows up from all the marshmallows and artificial coloring in cereal these days)
LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints with black and orange centers…….?? It’s always fun to discolor someone else’s teeth!
DIFFERENT and probably LIMITED EDITION – Chocolove Bites in Pumpkin Spice. Might be good? Don’t know.
DIFFERENT and probably LIMITED EDITION – Favorite Day Naturally and OTHER Natural flavored Candy Apple flavored pretzels…..Ummmm Natural flavors and OTHER natural flavors??????
And there usually is some sort of Oreo.
DIFFERENT – Here’s Nabisco Caramel Coconut ARTIFICIALLY Flavored Cookies with coconut pieces.
Oh LORDY found another Oreo
LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Brookie-O – Brownie, original, and cookie dough ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED TRIPLE Layers of creme……..man oh man what a treat?????????
Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited & Special Edition foods out there for September 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next time?
