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NEW WEird DIFferent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there June 2019

There is always something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store and here are a few of what I’ve come across recently.

Pictured above is NEW Sweet Heat Skittles….to be followed by….

New – Sweet Heat Starburst

NEW – Hershey’s milk chocolate bars with Reeses’s Pieces…………….

Different – Really only the packaging is different and very VERY Cool. These are different tins of fudge or English Toffee from England. Two are different hot air balloons, another is a carousel, one is a Ferris wheel. I thought they were stunning. They are very detailed and beautiful. I don’t collect tins or buy fudge or English toffee so they still are waiting there for someone. I just found them yesterday at Home Goods.

NEW – Entenmann’s apple and cherry mini pies……might be good????

NEW – Entenmann;s Brownie Chocolate Chip Mini Cake………????……..Might be good!

Different! By Wild Joy is Banana Jerky in original and ginger teriyaki

DIFFERENT – Candy Hearts seedless grapes from Chile. I bought them. They have an unusual sweet-tart taste…….

NEW – Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes……This is concussing……..Frosted Flakes should be just Frosted Flakes….Honey Nut Flakes are many other cereals.

NEW – Hostess Honey Buns Cereal…………this is a waste..just eat a Forking honey bun if you want a honey bun……

Butter Toffee Pretzels with Roasted Almonds are different!

NEW – Sweet Loren’s Dough…..It’s like two large uncooked cookies that sell for $6.49…?

Yogurt used to be a healthy food that hippies ate…..in the old days even hippies on drugs would add their own healthy nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons are too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt and prefer to pay more for someone else to add something to their yogurt.

Here’s Yoplait in Dunkin’ (Donut Shop) inspirations of Boston Kreme Donut, Apple Fritter, French Vanilla Latte and Cinnamon Coffee Roll. Who the Fork needs healthy yogurt? Just grab a spoon eat a half gallon of ice cream with a sack of donuts and let it all hang out!

Speaking of ice cream…..

Here’s a new flavor I never saw before in ice cream……Enlightened Brand 90 calories a serving Movie Night Flavor……Buttery Popcorn ice cream with chocolate bits and swirls of caramel.

NEW – Haagen Daz Irish cream ice cream cookie squares, peanut butter ice cream cookie squares and vanilla ice cream cookie squares….made to widen butts all over the country! (They should come out with jeans that have written on the butt area designed by Haagen-Dazs)

NEW – Dove mini chocolate coated ice cream at 60 calories a piece ….Um yes thank you!

Radish, Chia Seeds Garlic Whole Grain Chips by The Better Chip…….different!

Red Rock Deli Red Curry Potato Chips……COOL! and different!

I don’t think this is new but it is different and I don’t think I came across Lay’s Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice flavored potato chips before…….They sound like they’d taste good….don’t get crabby if they are not!

Lay’s Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Remix….I guess that means spicy hot dill pickle flavored?????

Here’s Lay’s wavy electric Lime Sea Salt………?????…….wavy electric…..I find that shocking!

DANG….I didn’t get the special edition Ritz in my photo…there is another row of crackers. I took the picture because I couldn’t believe how many varieties of Ritz crackers were on the shelves….I am missing some of what I saw but here are original, bacon, everything, garlic butter, roasted vegetable, honey something, hint of salt and reduced fat……There’s FORKING more too…….dang….Ritz has gone crackers….

Low carb gluten free high protein high fiber Organic Green Bean Fettucine and Organic Black Bean Spaghetti by Bella Bonanza……? Different

Different – Chickpea fettuccine….Ummmm what kind of sauce do I put on that?

Now this one is really different- Turmeric Sweet Potato Spaghetti……What the FORK do I put on this one…….butter and marshmallows?

More and more people are eating less meat and there are lots of new meatless products.

Here is Beyond Meat Beyond Sausage…Plant based Hot Italian Sausage. Might be good!

Loma Linda Plant Based Packaged Vegan Sloppy Joes and Taco Filling……………?…..might be good?

Neat Brand Vegan Meat in Original, Italian and South West Mix……..? might be good?

Loma Linda Brand meatless tuna called TUNO in a can………? Sounds like Tun-NO. ?????

Here’s artisanal fruit hot sauces of Cranberry and Avocado by Fire Fruits……different…I never saw cranberry hot sauce before!

NEW! Heinz Sweetened with Honey Reduced Sugar Ketchup. ??????????Whatever!

NEW – Dean’s cheddar bacon dip with “OTHER” natural flavors…???????????? What are the OTHER natural flavors??????? squirrel pee? hamster coughs? ….gerbil farts?

NEW – Frank’s RED Hot seasoning ….Cool….yes please!

NEW – Liberty Brew MTN Dew……..WTFORK???????

It says 50 flavors in one……..Must be made of all the crazy leftover soda flavors that didn’t work out or sell…..I can’t believe they FORKING manufactured this.

What is life worth without a NEW Forking Oreo! Here’s NEW Dark Chocolate flavor creme Oreo Cookies! Well that was the New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out there for June 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DiFfErent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there May 2019

There is always some New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are some of the foods I came across recently. Not sure if these Keebler Brand Jif Cookies are new but I don’t recall seeing them before. These cookies are Fudge, Peanut Butter and Crunchy Nut Cookies….They sound very tasty but I don’t know if they are……

This is NEW to me – Creamy Snickers Maple Almond Butter………..I don’t know? If it’s not a Snicker Bar with the usual fillings isn’t this something completely different?

I don’t know WTFork this is…..The bottle reads Three Olives Eggnog……This doesn’t look like eggnog to me………I think someone Forking drank all the eggnog and filled the bottles with water and returned them to the store….OH I see in tiny writing on bottom of label it reads that this is flavored vodka…? I know they can add rum flavoring but how can they add eggs and cream……….This one is weird!


It must be old fashioned form olives to taste like olives. These days olives taste like Seville Citrus, Sesame Soy, Thai Green Curry and Harissa………..

Special K comes in Blueberry with Lemon Clusters……sounds like a good combination……I’d try this if I still ate boxed cold cereal…

NEW- Kellogg’s Raisin Bran has gone Bananas and is naturally flavored with OTHER natural flavors…Whoopee!

NEW- Kellogg’s Strawberry Krispies………????

It seems the cereal aisle has gone bonkers with Lucky Charms…..I didn’t even photo all the varieties…..

Limited Edition – (leftover) Chocolaty Lucky Charms with Winter Marshmallows……

Limited Edition – Chocolate Lucky Charms with Leprechaun Trap…?

Limited Edition – Frosted Lucky Charms with Leprechaun Trap…?

WTFork? Here’s Frosted Flake….FROSTED FLAKE….Lucky Charms….that’s weird

Fruity Lucky Charms….? That Leprechaun looks more than fruity……he looks Forking possessed.

NEW – Post original (this is original????) Chips Ahoy Cereal…….looks just like Cookie Crisp

Limited Edition – Birthday Cake flavored Cookie Crisp………..(ick!)

NEW- Post Nutter Butter Cereal……..Says it’s made with REAL peanut butter!

NEW – Post Donettes Powdered mini donuts cereal………A bet if you eat a bowl of donuts everyday your butt will get wider.

NEW- Honey Nut Frosted Flakes of corn made with real honey!…….I don’t know…….Tony isn’t on box saying “There’rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!

Beanitos White Bean Cinnamon Twists…..? I don’t Forking know about this one…..??????

NEW – Pop-tarts Crisps in Brown Sugar Cinnamazing and Strawberrylicious……sound tasty who knows?

NEW – Kellogg’s Unicorn Fruity Snacks in Dazzle Berry Flavor…….This snack is fat free and just might make you fart a rainbow.

Cheez It cheese crackers in Cheese Pizza Flavor made with 100% real cheese…..ummmm?

NEW and maybe good for you? – Nabisco Good Thins Crackers made with BEANS with Chipotle Tomato natural flavor…..?

Now this is WEIRD…..PigOut Pigless Chips???? in original flavor…..Free of guilt??? Guilt for killing pig or guilt because they might be kosher????? I should have looked at this bag more.

More WEIRD…PigOut Kansas City BBQ Pigless Bacon Chips…..full of flavor Free of Guilt…?????

Crunch Master Pumpkin Harvest Crackers made with real pumpkin in Savory Pumpkin Flavor.

Terra Brand Sweet Plantain Chips made with Coconut Oil……These chips would go well with Brazilian Food!

Victoria Amory handcrafted all natural Piri Piri Sauces in green and red……????? Sound really great….should have picked them up.

Oh my heart is racing…….Andretti Tuscan Cherry Sangiovese Chocolate Fudge and Chardonnay Caramel Sauce…

Look at all the Andretti mustards….sweet and sour, curry, backyard braut, and jalapeño y vino…..who knew Mario Andretti would do all these sauces and mustards?

FORKING WEIRD!!!!!!!…..Biena thin mint chickpea snacks…….maybe I’m wrong but these don’t sound appetizing.

THANK GOODNESS that there’s NEW Fudge Covered Oreo Cookies out there!

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, SPECIAL and LIMITED EDITION Foods out there for May 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEirD DIFfereNT Limited and Special Edition FOODS out There April 2019

There is ALWAYS something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are some of what I came across recently. Up above are NEW Cheese Nips stamped with DC’s Justice League logos………ummmm pretty cool!

NEW- Fiber One Strawberries and Vanilla Clusters……? Never tried the Flake version of this cereal……..But decades back I tried whatever they made then that looked like rabbit kibble…..wow was it bad………it was like eating wood.

Spring Edition – Reeses’s Puffs Peanut Butter Bunnies – How cute!

Here’s NEW Pop-tarts cereal in Frosted Strawberry and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon flavors. All Cute and fun and games till some mis-guided fool or child tosses the cereal in the toaster.

LIMITED EDITION Pop-tarts in frosted Sparkle-licious Cherry! OOOOOOH- Weeeeeee bet they make your farts sparkle.

These are NEW Rice Krispies Treats in Chocolatey, Vanilla Creme and Cookies in Creme.

More NEW Cereal Treat Bars! Here are Reeses’s Puffs treats, Lucky Charms treats and Cinnamon Toast Crunch treats……(I hate cereal bars….They are like not so good cereal mixed with Forking food glue)

Here’s Limited Edition Little Debbie Brand Unicorn Cakes in Sparkling Strawberry! I bet this one make you Forking poop a sparkling rainbow!

Here’s Vea Brand Seed Crackers in Greek Hummus Flavor…..?

Kettle Brand Krinkle Potato Chips in Spicy Queso …..???? maybe good?…….maybe not????

Late July Sriracha Fresca Tortilia Chips?????….Whatever!

Cheetos Eggs (eggs?) in Double Cheddar………….?

Cheetos Sweetos Eggs in caramel…? I don’t know WTFork this is…….

Here’s from the Ground Up Cauliflower Crackers…..I don’t know how the crackers are so I can’t say but I did try their Cauliflower Pretzels……….and I love cauliflower and pretzels but I wouldn’t buy the pretzels again……they were very bitter and smelled very strong like old broccoli.

Oh my…..Now sesame seeds can’t be sesame flavored anymore…..They are now Forking Sriracha Flavored!

Mediterranean Sweet Picante Peppers stuffed with Cream Cheese….That’s unusual….Usually these peppers are stuffed with provolone and meat or feta cheese…..different!

These are Mediterranean Honey Peppers stuffed with Mango Cream Cheese…Now THAT is really different!

Phee Pheye Oh NO PHO!……..Here’s HOT Coconut Sriracha……….?

Chestnut Rice Cake Cookies…..These sound tasty to me…don’t know if they are?

Here’s made in the USA a Filipino favorite Buttered Biscotti. Authentic Biscotti is made for dunking in coffee and are made without butter. This is weird to me.

Cole’s Trout Brand Smoked Rainbow Trout in Olive Oil…..Ummmm might be yummy?

I think this is new because I never saw this before…….Star Kist Selects E,V.O.O. wild caught Yellowfin Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil and also with Sun Dried Tomato….Could be good!

Everyburger – Burger shaped chocolate filled cookies…..kinda weird but cute!

Here’s a NEW Milk Hazelnut Bar called Knoppers…? Might be tasty?

Oh Lordy they came out with a new Tootsie Roll…..They Forking Candy Coated Candy!

Here are cotton candy flavored Peeps. That means they are sugar flavored marshmallows…….but artificially flavored…… Proudly Made in American! (Oh Gosh these sound awful)

Cotton candy Peeps……

Cotton sock Peeps….

WTFork……….Sock it to me Peeps….who knew?

Filled Delights Chocolate Caramel Swirl Peeps………(ick!)

I never saw a Chocolate Bunicorn before……Here’s Russell Stover’s Chocolate Bunicorn…..I thought the horn would be a candy corn.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Reester Bunnies…Awwwwww how Forking Cute!

Here’s Avocado Sauce in Be Hot and Be Original. Looks like they didn’t sell well and are 50% off now.

Here’s Harley Quinn Cherry Chocolate Diamond Daze Ice Cream and The Joker Mint Cookie Madness Ice Cream…..????

NEW- Haagen-Dazs Spirits Ice Creams in Amaretto Black Cherry (this is an old flavor that got discontinued many years back…..it used to be delicious!), Rum Tres Leches, Irish cream Brownie, Stout Chocolate Pretzel Crunch and Bourbon Vanilla Bean Truffle. They don’t have enough alcohol in them to give you a buzz….even if you eat the whole container……but they sound like they taste delicious.

Thank GOD that there is a new Oreo!

Here’s NEW Naturally and Artificially Flavored Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Oreo Cookies!

LIGHTENING has struck twice. Another NEW OREO COOKIE HAS ARRIVED!

Game of Thrones Oreo Cookies.

Same cookies they just look different.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition Foods out there for April 2019. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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My Forking Thoughts on Private Collection General Tso’s Chicken Potato Chips

Here’s Small Batch Private Selection General Tso’s Chicken Ripple-Cut Kettle Chips that I purchased from Fry’s Grocery Store. This flavor sounded very unusual to me so I thought I’d give it a try.

I open the bag and take a whiff.

I smell mostly soy sauce, something sweet and a fried essence.

I take some chips out to try.

They are very hard and study but also have a powdery exterior.

I try one slowly my placing it in my mouth and letting it dissolve.

It’ s unusually salty but also very sweet…..It’s coated with lots of salt and lots of sugar.

The PREDOMINANT FLAVOR is soy sauce….followed by something that reminds of me of ginger slightly…..the finish taste like greasy fries. I don’t taste any chicken here.

Then I eat a few normal……

The chips are hard to eat….way too much salt and too sweet.

I force myself to eat another one.

It has a great crunch but it taste like I’m swigging down a bottle of soy sauce

Wow they are bad……maybe this bag is defective?

WAY too much salt, sugar and soy sauce.

These are going in the Forking Trash.

NOT WORTH A FORK!

Those were my Forking Thoughts on Private Selection General Tso’s Chicken Ripple-Cut Potato Chips.

I note that your opinion may differ.

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NEW DiFFerENT WEIRD Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There March 2019

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what the Fork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Pictured above are Limited Edition CAP’N CRUNCH’S Chocolatey Berry Crunch Cereal in two great flavors. It reads on the box Chocolaty Berry Crunch…….I think that might mean something like chocolate (chocolaty) and berry (berry-like). Woo Hoo natural and artificially flavored WOO HOO!

Oh JOY! Leftover from Christmas Limited Edition Gingerbread Spice Multigrain Life Cereal. Well at least it’s on clearance like it Forking should be.

More even OLDER Leftovers……….Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Life Cereal……But notice it’s natural flavored with OTHER natural flavors…….WTFORK are OTHER natural flavors….lizard poop, cat farts, dog vomit…WTFORK are OTHER natural flavors? The Gingerbread Spice above also has OTHER natural flavors…….??????????????

Here’s Limited Edition Banana Creme Frosted Flakes with Natural Flavors and OTHER Natural flavors………..don’t know if this one is great?

NEW- Vanilla Silk Oat Yeah Oat Milk….?????????……Since when did oats grow breasts for milking? This is new to me….Guess it must be those wild oats?

OMG there’s a bunch of NEW! Oat Milk out there in chocolate, extra creamy, original and vanilla……

Here are Sweet Limes…..(look at bag Sweet Limes) They are very unusual and different. Sweet Limes lack the sour that a regular lime has. These Sweet Limes are edible and nothing in them makes your mouth pucker……They taste sort of like sweet lime aid. They also are softer than a regular lime and feel like a Meyer Lemon.

NEW! Go-Gurt Drunkards ….OPPS! I mean Dunkers in low fat strawberry with something that looks like a dog biscuit or cookie?……(ick)

Here’s Chobani Gimmies Super Berry Rocket Yogurt Tubes…….I’ve never noticed them before. They are different! Nothing artificial and 25% less sugar…….

Here’s Chobani Gimmies in individual servings. The flavors here are ChoCo Chunk Cookie Dunk, Best Birthday Ever, Popping Cotton Candy, Rainbow Sprinkle Cone and Ooey Gooey s’More. Yogurt was a healthy food at one time. In the old days hippies that were on drugs used to purchase plain yogurt and even when they were on drugs were able to mix in their own fruit and nuts themselves. Today’s morons aren’t as capable and are willing to pay more for yogurt too.

Some idiot out there is a FORKING genius! Failed at baking a birthday cake and re-purposed it and shoved it in a jar to sell to other idiots. They call the birthday cake cookie dough but you can’t make cookies or birthday cake out of it…….People buy a failed birthday cake in a tub and eat it up……..go figure!

If you aren’t capable of squirting Sriracha on your packaged salmon yourself……Thank GOD that Chicken of the Sea packages Salmon with the Sriracha already on it….What’s an Imbecile to do?

How about a Cauliflower quick meal of Peruvian Vegetables…..? Here’s a bundle pack of six of them…..That’s New and Different!

Beanitos Baked Bean Crunch that is made with real cheese that is Macaroni and Cheese……..not sure if flavored or is just suppose to look like Mac N’ Cheese?…….

Here’s Taco Bell Brand Tortilla Chips in Mild and Fire?……I thought tortilla chips were suppose to be corn flavored and are to be dipped in sauce…not coated with sauce flavoring….It’s odd that the mild bag reads on the front – You gonna finish that?……sounds like there’s a reason not to?????? just saying

Now for something completely different…….Korean Kimchi BBQ flavored small batch Pork Rinds…..Go a head….pig out!………..and WOO hoo! They’re gluten free!

Who knew that Combos would ever come in Honey Sriracha Flavor now?

Combos stuffed pretzels also come in caramel too for a sweet and salty kick……..?

Sun Maid makes Bite Size Premium Cookies in Oatmeal Raisin Apple……….

I’m very surprised that Sun Maid didn’t make Pure Milk Chocolate covered raisins decades ago……..They sound better than the well known chocolate covered raisin.

Nathan’s Restaurant Style Hot Dog Buns……I’ve never noticed these before….who knew!

Here’s a crushed bag of Quaker Brand Sweet Oat Crisps in Blackberry Pomegranate flavor with “OTHER” natural flavors………That’s sort of different.

Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Hazelnuts…..Oh YES I DID!…….These are good…The Hazelnuts actually taste toasted and are flavorful, it’s sweet and salty…The chocolate melts….It’s yummy!

This is NEW M&M’s Chocolate Bars. I purchased one….The one marked Almond.

No matter what flavor you pick they have M&M Minis in them……….This is good…I’d get it again….

Here’s Sheila G’s Peppermint Dark Chocolate Bark mint brownie pieces covered in rich dark chelate with peppermint flakes and white chocolate drizzle…….sounds refreshing sweet and tasty..don’t know if they are………

NEW!- Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee Thins….???????????? Cost about $2.00 an ounce!

NEW! Mango Chile NERDS……It says on box NO Artificial Flavors….Has potential to taste good!

Saw this handmade Chocolate Easter Egg at Marshall’s…It’s really big…maybe around 12 inches high. I thought it was pretty and different.

Here’s Limited Edition The most DREK…..I mean STUFF Most creme ever Oreo Cookies.

And if the most drek……I mean STUFF Oreo isn’t enough for you then you can choose Limited Edition Easter egg Oreo Egg Shaped Cookies!

Well that was the NEW, DIFFERENT, WEIRD, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for March 2019. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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NEW WeiRD DifFereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There February 2019

There is always something NEW WEIRD DIFFERENT Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store and here is some of what I’ve come across. Up top are Cheez-it Snap’d cheesy, thin and crispy double cheese crackers……I just don’t know? Nothing is wrong with regular Cheez-its….I doubt this is better…….

Here’s Strawberry Life Multigrain Cereal with “OTHER” natural flavors……WTFork are “Other” natural flavors? This might be new I don’t recall strawberry Life Cereal….But those “other” natural flavors are weird and maybe scary……Goat burps, cat farts, cockroach pellets, beaver caster sac juice?……..could be anything?..

Here’s Post Brand Frosted S’Mores Bites bursting with Chocolate Chips….????? Looks like Forking constipated frosted shredded wheat cereal to me….

Here are gluten free, organic, vegan, Pumpkin Spice Waffles……..Why-The-Fork-Not?

NEW!- Jif Pwer Ups in Chewy Granola Bars in Chocolate with Peanut Butter and Creamy Clusters with peanut butter and apple cinnamon………..??????? I don’t do bars……it has to be real food or dessert….not something in-between. All these bars are almost sweet and just held together with food glue.

It’s back! (I never knew it was Forking here) POP-tarts gone nutty peanut butter pop-tarts…..?

It’s Back! POP-Tarts Gone Nutty Chocolate Frosted Peanut Butter and Limited Edition Splitz that is suppose to be Drizzled Sugar Cookie and Frosted Brownie Batter…..(OMG ICK) why would anyone have the idea to put Forking frosted brownie batter in a toaster?

NEW POP-tarts bites…? You get a pouch of mini POP-tarts…………It’s all fun and games till some moron or kid tries to pop these tarts in the toaster………….HOW THE FORK can these things POP out of the toaster?

Champagne non-alcoholic Gummies in Brut and Rose Flavors? ………..WHY?

Instead of Forking Limited Edition or It’s Back! Keebler Fudge Stripes in Dark Chocolate Mint are called Forking “Special Batch”……..special…….blah blah blah!

Mandarinquats…….who knew? Bet they could turn into a great marmalade…..tee tee I made a date cake with them.

Low Fat Low Sugar Mandarinquat Date Cake

Back to the food I saw out there……..LOOK at this one!

Old Squash…….that’s sort of weird…….At least this store is FORKING honest. On the label it reads sell by 1873….WOW it really is OLD SQUASH!

Oh God now they are Forking with Goldfish Crackers. Here are the NEW Epic Crunch tortilla Goldfish Crackers in Nacho, Ranch and Honey BBQ flavors.


Tomato and Tofu Sauce…who knew such a sauce would be out there? Do you put it on spaghetti or lo mein?

NEW Entenmann’s Meyer Lemon Poppy Seed Pancake and Waffle Mix……?……sounds good…who knows?



Wild Buffalo Blue Popcorn……?….sounds tasty….but it’s half naked….does that mean half unflavored?

Tangerine Vanilla Cashews and Macadamia Nuts….I don’t know if these nuts taste good but the flavor sounds intriguing.

This one doesn’t make sense……it’s either a cookie or a donut……Here are Donut Hole Cookies in Chocolate Glazed and Glazed Donut Flavors with colorful sprinkles……..

Here’s Tamalitoz……..Artifically flavored cucumber candy filled with chili, lime and a touch of sea salt…..? I wonder WTFork is artificially flavored cucumber made of?

Bleech’s……OOOPSSSS….I mean Beech’s. Rose Cream filled Chocolates……I never came across them before…….Hope they removed all the thorns.

Prosecco House of Fudge hand made Fudge…………I wonder if the workers chant all day “Oh Fudge” “Oh Fudge” “Just Fudge It!” Prosecco in Fudge does sound interesting though! Maybe after a few you might be saying, “Oh Fudge!”

Tilamook Buttered Maple Pancakes Ice Cream……..Maple Ice cream with real butter (yuk…I like butter but not frozen) (possibly broken reject) pancake pieces and a maple syrup swirl.

Here’s Tillamook Malted Moo Shake Ice Cream…? Sounds Yummy…..Not sure about the fudge chips because they might make me choke on my malted moo shake.

Brazilian Guava Cheesecake Ice Cream……..Now that’s different!



Tabasco Chocolate…….Why the Fork not? I bet sriracha chocolate is out there too……..and just maybe ………Korean Chili Paste Chocolate is out there?

Planter’s Smoked Peanuts…….smoking………..might be good?????

Here’s StarKist Southwest Style Tuna Snack Kit and Bumble Bee Jalapeño seasoned Tuna for morons that can’t figure out how to chop a jalapeño and add it to tuna.

Oh Thank GOD that there is artificially flavored Carrot Cake Oreo Cookies. These Forking Cookies don’t even have real carrot or real cream cheese in them……

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for February 2019. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month!

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Valentine Foods out there 2019

There is always something NEW, Different, Weird, Limited or Special Edition in the wonderful world of food out there even for Forking Valentines Day! Up above is a picture of Jack Links Original Beef Jerky…..Maybe your sweetie will go ape over it?…..Or maybe he or she is a Jerky sometimes and this gift is appropriate?

American’s favorite chocolates in cute festive heart shaped boxes. Kit Kat, Hershey’s, Kisses and Reese’s.

Hoppy Valentine’s Day with Beer Bottle Shaped Chocolate…………..Burp***

Here’s more Burps ****

Here’s some Pub Collection Beer spiked Chocolates for the Beer-Lover! There’s IPA Milk Chocolate with Hops, Brown Ale Dark Chocolate with Peanuts Roasted in Brown Ale and Porter Dark Chocolate with Almonds roasted in Porter……Beeeeeeeer

Here’s very hot stuff cayenne pepper sauce. Here’s a better picture.

I guess if your not as hot as you used to be this hot sauce could help heat things up for you?………at least in your tummy anyway………

Here’s Dove Hearts in Pink Champagne and Milk Chocolate swirl…….?ummmmm?

Here’s Dove Love Birds that are Peanut Butter and Milk Chocolate….Now this one I purchased……pretty good……..like real natural salty peanut butter taste inside.

Here’s White Creme Reese’s Peanut Butter Pink Hearts……Sound like White Reese’s just heart shaped and dyed pink?????

Here’s normal miniature Reese’s Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups mixed with Heart Shaped ones…….OK this is good……

Nothing says I love you like a Forking Chocolate Covered Marshmallow Heart. Here’s Hershey’s Marshmallow Chocolate Covered Hearts.

Here’s Marshmallow Fries before Guys……..Wow if a guy is worth less than a marshmallow fries…………… he must be lower than Forking pond scum…….Maybe this is a gift that women give to other women after some guy does a woman wrong as not all but many do?

OH BALLS! Love Tennis Gumballs…now that’s different! They really look like tennis balls!

Now for something SWEET! You a-MAZE me and You’re a-MAZEing double crisp chocolate Mazes with candy balls….Have your fun and eat it too!

Here’s Ghirardelli Valentine’s White Chocolate Creme Brûlée……..(bleh…..that’s just me) I wouldn’t want this….especially with “other” “OTHER” natural flavor.

Ghirardelli Strawberry Bark…..and other (other?) natural flavor…..What’s the other natural flavor?…..cat butt? Anything that says and with OTHER natural flavor freaks me out…….It could be beaver caster sac juice… that is always known as natural flavor because that is what it is….FORKING TRUTH!

Here’s Valentine’s Limited Edition Ghirardelli Squares in Dark Chocolate Raspberry, White Chocolate Creme Brûlée (with OTHER natural flavor) and Milk Chocolate.

Hershey’s XOXO milk chocolate……..looks like its from last year?……Those dried out white spots in the chocolate don’t look appetizing……

Limited Edition Lindt Lindor Strawberries and Cream White Chocolate Truffles……? Ummmm? No “OTHER” natural flavor….just natural flavor and a kosher certification indicating no stuff in the candy like beaver castor sac juice……Forking Truth!

These Lava Cake Hershey’s Kisses I purchased. They are weird. Don’t expect cake there’s no cake in the kisses. IDK maybe it’s just me but they don’t taste like chocolate…….They taste just like those chocolaty waxy Little Debbie Swiss rolls……Sort of like chocolate but not chocolate…….chocolaty………..like fake chocolate….A thin kiss shaped shell with liquid-like Hershey’s syrup maybe thinned slightly with liquid caramel……BLECH……

Cupid’s message M&M’s Milk Chocolate M&M’s……They are so little so they can’t say much.

Regular Hershey’s Kisses with Conversations……….A sweet message for you……What should these Kisses Say?…….”You are so sweet that all your teeth have cavities?” “Give me a Hug or you will get a bug?”………or maybe……. “Dear Valentine, my fart only belongs to you?”

AND Of course there’s a Forking Limited Edition Love Oreo.

Here’s Limited Edition Love Oreo Chocolate Sandwich Cookies.

These were the Valentine Foods I saw for Valentine’s 2019!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

The Forking Truth

NEW WeIRD DiffERNt Special and Limited Edition Foods Out There January 2019

 

There is ALWAYS something New, Different, Weird, Limited and Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are a few of the things I came across recently. Up above are Limited Edition Pop-tarts in Frosted Strawberry and Drizzled Cheesecake. I just don’t know….I get frosted strawberry but why would you want cheesecake in your toaster?

Here’s a Party Tray of Grilled Pumpkin…..I never dreamed that there are party trays for sale of grilled pumpkin out there….That’s different…and maybe Weird.

This is kind of weird……FROZEN Organic Zucchini Spirals imported from Italy. Why would anyone want soggy frozen zucchini….? Not that anything is wrong with Italy but why frozen zucchini from Italy when we can eat fresh zucchini all year long grown fresh in America???? I also don’t understand why anyone would freeze spiral cut zucchini…..

WEIRD!

How about Tri Color Seedless Grapes….now that isn’t anything new different, weird limited or special edition but it is WEIRD that we have Disney Mickey Mouse Grapes ……Rats I just don’t know about Micky Mouse Food?

It can be Thanksgiving any day with Trader Joe’s Turkey and Stuffing Flavored Potato Chips.

This is strange…….Bitchin’ Sauce Almond Chipotle Dip……….????? Almond Chipotle Dip?????? Maybe people bitched that it didn’t taste good????? Bitchn’ Sauce??????

Sweet and a bit Sassy Dr. Pepper Beans…..???…….I don’t know?…Dr. Pepper Soda is a combination of 23  flavors that taste sort of cherry-ish…almost cola-ish……I don’t know if that flavor works well with beans…..Maybe they give you double gas….you know musical fruit combined with carbonation….might need to change underwear.

Foster Farms Honey Sriracha packaged Chicken for when your too lazy to just pour honey and sriracha on your plain packaged chicken.

Food Network’s Pioneer Woman packaged Country Fried Steak………..?

Planter’s Limited Edition Roasted Cashews with Milk Chocolate and also Limited Edition Roasted Almonds with Dark Chocolate…….For when your feeling like a nut….but with a little chocolate.



WOO-HOO I found Banana Shallots from France. They are different. So easy to peel….these are sweeter than the regular shallot in the far right corner. I’ll miss them when they are gone.

Limited Edition Holiday Peppermint and Quinoa Dark Chocolate Bark……? Nothing makes me feel more festive than a little Quinoa in my Forking Chocolate……….WTFork?

Limited BOTANICAL Edition of Dark Chocolate Violet Marshmallows……..might be good but this one sure doesn’t sound appetizing. Ompah Ompah Ompah-dee-doo! I got another Forked up one for you!

I thought this was a Dog Snack at first but it’s for human consumption. Wilde Grain Free 100% *Natural* Chicken thin and crispy Jalapeño (made from chicken and tapioca flour) Chicken Chips……….?????? I think my dogs would love them!

I’ve come across several new Asian soups and broths. Here’s Steepable Broth Bags in Delight Pho (get it….Delight Pho) and Thai Lemongrass.

Here’s Vietnamese Pho Noodle with Brown Rice Noodles in Toasted Garlic and Creamy Coconut Flavors.

Here’s Annie Chun’s Vietnamese -Style Pho Soup Bowl and to the right is Nongshim Beef flavor Pho Rice Noodle Soup

Ocean Halo offers Miso Noodle Bowls and also Ramen Noodle Bowls


Here we have Oprah That’s Good Creamy Tomato Soup and Creamy Squash Soup…….Oprah is now a chef?…Who knew?

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Dairy Whipped Topping….SOUNDS..Ummm……don’t know if it is?

Sugar Free Whipped Topping….I never noticed sugar free whipped topping before….

Strawberry filled Marshmallows ….?????

Dino Edition Cheez It Crackers…….why the Fork not???

Coconut Pizzelle Cookies…who knew!

Here’s some leftover Limited Edition Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch.

Entenmann’s Chocolate Peppermint Pancake & Waffle Mix……I never saw this before…..Maybe it’s new?

Here’s Hershey’s Kisses in the New Lava Cake Flavor. You know I bought them! They are not bad…..but they aren’t great either…….Chocolatey with a runny deep chocolate sort of drippy caramel center….no cake……..I think these kisses are smaller?…..They seem smaller…..They don’t really taste like chocolate to me…..more chocolaty than chocolate like a little Debbie Swiss roll…..that fake chocolate taste……Guess they aren’t so great………….

Oh THANK GOD there are NEW Dark Chocolate Oreo Cookies………….(kidding)

Life is so good that Lightening struck twice!

Limited Edition Love Oreo Cookies…I know most people LOVE Oreo Cookies!

That was the New, Different, Weird and Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for January 2019….I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW Weird Different Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2018

 

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There is ALWAYS something NEW, Different, Weird, Limited and Special Edition in the Wonderful World of Food out there….I never know what the Fork I’ll come across. Found some crazy stuff and just when I thought pumpkin was over I came across an unbelievable amount of Pumpkin Flavored Foods. Anyways – Up above are Clam flavored Candy Canes called CLAMDY Canes by Archie McPhee. You can purchase them at www.mcphee.com They are New and absolutely WEIRD!

Down below are Holly Cheezus! ….Mac and Cheese candy Canes also by McPhee Candy.

www.mcphee.com

Also very weird……..

Firecracker popping Chocolate……Yeah……… get a bang out of that!

Planters Turtle Sundae Mix…..might be yummy………don’t be slow to get them because they might sell out!

Various Chip & Dale Snacks – Roasted Nut Mix, Crunchy Spicy Mix, Mountain Mix and Fruit and Nut Mix…….Might make you feel chipper?

Ortega now makes Good Grains Spinach Taco Shells!…….So glad they don’t use the bad grains.

Ortega also makes creamy dressings for your tacos in Chipotle and Taco Ranch Flavors…..?????

Mark’s Stinkin’ Good! Medium Green Chile Sauce….?…….Stinkin’ Good doesn’t sound appetizing…..sounds more like a fart….

Classic Bold Sriracha Relish Topper?????…….Might be good?

Sweet Hawaiian Bagels………?……..Great with Pineapple Cream Cheese and Ham?

Here’s Chobani Greek Yogurt Blended with Pumpkin and Spice………..??????

You just might FLIP for Chobani Flip Limited Batch Pumpkin Harvest Crisp Yogurt??????????

This Noosa Brand Yogurt is called Honey Pretzel Peanut??????? WTFORK…I see mostly Chocolate Chips…..I know YOU SEE THEM TOO! Honey Pretzel Peanut but it mostly Chocolate Chips and Yogurt….That’s Forked Up!

Yoplait Mix In Yogurt….on left is Salted Caramel Pretzel and on the right is Key Lime Crunch…I wonder if they really are filled with chocolate chips?

NEW! Quaker Instant Oatmeal in Flavored Peanut Butter and Banana for when you just don’t have the energy to slice a banana and spoon in peanut butter yourself.

NEW Maple (Flavored with Other? Natural Flavors……(I don’t want to know what that Forking means……) Cheerios…………can’t get it out f my head…..OTHER natural flavors….

And of course! It’s December! and it wouldn’t be worth living if we didn’t have……………….

 Forking Time for Limited Edition Cap “N”  Crunch’s CHRISTMAS CRUNCH! WOO HOO!

I saw these Sweet (called) Green Grapes at Whole Foods….I thought they were an unusual color of yellow…or yellowish……Thought they were different.

Philadelphia Brand Cream Cheese makes dips……who knew?…….Here is Southwest Style Black Beans and Corn……??????

Brazilian Barbecue Plantain Chips….that’s different!

Grain Free Paleo Puffs in Himalayan Salt “N” Apple Cider Vinegar……They sound very healthy for junk food……

Seaweed Thins in Sriracha Almond and Almond Sesame…..sound tasty??????

Hatch Chili Smoked Shorty Sausages……More and more Hatch Chili Flavored foods are showing up…..

It seems that Pumpkin Spice (The EIGHTH Wonder of the world) is still going strong.

Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice Coffee Capsules…who knew?

Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream Sandwich….Hey it’s a Sandwich….not a pie……???????

Halo Top Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream???????

Enlightened Pumpkin Spice Latte….? This is some sort of frozen confection.

Ben and Jerry’s Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream…….The richness of this flavor makes me sick…..

Talenti gelato in Pumpkin Pie……???????

Oh my….It’s ok if you want to be Vegan…….but your dog should have a choice…..

There is Vegan Halo Dog Food….Who knew?…….?????????????

America’s Favorite Cookie The Oreo has branched off into more than just cookies!

Thank God there’s Oreo Natural and Artificially Flavored Hot Cocoa Mix!

Oh and Christmas has taken a turn…………………

www.Spangler.com

OMG! There’s OREO Candy Canes to FORK UP your Christmas!

Of Course there’s a Forking Artificially Flavored Winter Oreo Cookie.

That was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and SPECIAL EDITION Foods out there for December 2018. Have a Happy New Year and who knows WTFork I’ll come across next year!

The Forking Truth

 

NEW Weird DifFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out There November 2018

 

There is always something NEW, Different, WEIRD, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I will find out there when I go to a store and here are a few of the foods I came across recently. Above is Chinese Spaghetti Sauce….Who knew there was a brand of Chinese Spaghetti sauce. It looks very unique…but sort of WEIRD for Spaghetti Sauce.

Honey Roasted Caramel Apple Peanuts and Maple Bacon flavored Cashews….Peanuts and Cashews may never be the same again.

At Lee Lee’s Asian Market in Peoria I came across Horseradish Greens……I was hoping that they’d taste like horseradish but they don’t…….They are almost like a very mild arugula that you can eat raw or cook slightly….New to me…and different.

Jalapeño Pretzel Pieces by Snyders of Hanover…..might be tasty with queso?

Here’s David Chang’s momofuku ssam Korean Chili Sauce in original and spicy. I enjoyed a Jidori Rotisserie Chicken Ssam with Ginger Rice and Lettuce at momofuku (spelled with lower case m) restaurant in Las Vegas (March 2018) and now we can enjoy the same flavors at home now. I did indeed purchase the hot ssam sauce and it does taste pretty much the same……It truly is FORKING delicious!

Spotted Cheese Flavored Corn Curls called Chiz Curls……different

General Tso’s Chicken Potato Chips…….Ummmmm?

McCormick’s Grill mates Smokehouse Maple Potato Chips…..???????????

Tokyo Style Pop Corns in Nori and Matcha flavors…..sound tasty but pop corn is so easy and cheap to make at home so it seems like a waste to purchase pop corn.

Sriracha Broad Beans or Fava Beans…..who knew?

Welch’s multigrain mixed berry Fruit Puffs…(that’s WEIRD) and Lemon and Mango filled rolled wafers….???

Maple Pecan Puffs….????? Could be good…..Could also suck…….???????

Butterfly Brand Durian Flavored Crispy Rolls……If they taste like real durian fruit I would have to pass…….fruity flavor that turns massively BEYOND BELIEF OR ANYTHING Imaginably…..  ultra strong oniony…………….

Britannia Brand Bourbon Cookies……(hic!)……you just don’t find these everywhere!

Cafe Mocha Hide & Seek Cookies…….?????? What kind of name is that for a cookie?…..What are you suppose to do with these cookies….Hide them in your sofa and see if anyone seeks them?

NEW Chewy Red Hots in Kick’n Mango Lime Artificially Flavored Candy……….no thanks 🙁

Here’s toasted coconut Banana Brittle……Look at banana on the package……It reads made from recycled bananas…….What the Fork does that mean…..someone or a zoo animal ate a banana and pooped it out and now it’s made into brittle for you? ……….RECYCLED BANANAS

NEW Vanilla Latte Frosted Mini Wheats?….I don’t know about this one…….Maybe they are just recycled Mini Wheats?

Post came out with Frosted Chocolate Strawberry and Frosted Strawberry Shredded Wheat Cereals……I don’t know about these cereals either….They sound like Pop-Tarts….

New Wild Berry Fruit Loops! Better than Old and Lousy Fruit Loops!

Cocoa Krispies….made with real chocolate but the illustration isn’t very attractive………looks like a bowl of turds.

NEW Nilla Banana Pudding Cereal!….Might be tasty…Maybe it’s very sweet! ….But what the Fork is that on the box?…..Naturally flavored….with OTHER natural flavors……..Believe me YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

Hershey’s makes Milk Chocolate Pop Corn and Sea Salt Caramel Pop Corn…who knew?

Crispy Hatch Chiles…..YES PLEASE!…..My bad…I mean NO PLEASE…I thought that these would be delicious so I purchased them. They added a whole bunch of dang smoke flavors and each crisp just taste like an ashtray shaving that’s hot and spicy. NO THANK YOU!

Lay’s Potato Chips in Fiery Habanero….Could be good….Could be sucky….??????

Lay’s in Chile Con Queso………….It more like Chiles in Buttermilk….Blech!

Cassava and CAULIFLOWER Pretzels……I tried them …….a nice light crispy texture with a pleasing amount of salt……But they stink like rotten broccoli and have this bitter like sour broccoli taste. BLECHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Trader Joe’s Cornbread Crisps……..now these sound pretty tasty I have to admit! But I don’t know if they are…..

Cheddar Mickey Mouse Goldfish Crackers in the shape of Mouse Heads……..Now that is Forking Weird.

This next one I never heard of……

WTFork is Liver Cheese?

Liver Cheese sounds weird.

Sometimes they make weird Dog Food too…..

Turducken in Gravy for Dogs…? But on can is reads family favorite recipes? I guess it’s a family favorite recipe that didn’t make it to the people food shelf so it goes to the dogs……

Oh GOD what are we going to do if we don’t find a new or special edition artificially flavored Oreo?

Limited Edition Micky Mouse 90th Birthday Cake Flavored Artificially Flavored Oreo Cookies! I hope they don’t taste 90 years old……

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, LIMITED and Special Edition Foods for November 2018. Who knows WTFORK I’ll come across next month!

The Forking Truth