WTFork Happened to the Christmas Candy Cane?

A long time ago in a land far away it was said that children were given candy in church to shut the FORK up. It has been written that a person in Germany got the idea to put a little religion into the candy sticks so they made candy shaped like Shepherd’s Hooks like from the dude in the Noel Scene.

As time passed someone got the idea that they should add hyssop flavoring to the Candy Canes because hyssop was used in the old testament for purification and sacrifice. Perhaps nobody wanted child sacrifice on their hands? ……Or just maybe the real reason they stopped using hyssop was because mint flavoring was much cheaper and better tasting than hyssop so they switched over the Candy Cane recipe to be made with mint flavoring.

Some people believe the red strips were added to symbolize Christ’s Blood.

If you have been shopping for cane canes you might have noticed that Candy Canes aren’t actually flavored with mint all the time.

Jelly Belly
Smarties
Hershey’s 
Bacon
Rotisserie Chicken
Pickle
Gravy
Clam Flavored www.mcphee.com
Mac & Cheese Flavored www.mcphee.com
Oreo Flavored www.Spangler.com
Coal Flavored Candy Canes

Merry FORKING CHRISTMAS! and HAPPY EVERY THING THE FORK ELSE! 

Have a Happy New Year too!

Doesn’t Forking matter what flavor the candy is. The kid will shut the Fork Up!
The Forking Truth

References www.Wikipedia.com , www.WhyChristmas.com , www.NoelNoel.com , www.FoodNetwork.com

“That’s All Folks”

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