There is always something NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Special or Limited Edition out there in the Wonderful World of Food. I never know WTFork I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just some of what I’ve come across recently. Pictured up top are Fruit Punch Flavored Peeps Marshmallow Chicks. That’s different….I guess it’s a summer time flavor that’s maybe weird too.

I also came across many different cereals.

Spring Colored Rice Krispies

Rice Krispies Treats…..This one is stupid to me. Why don’t you just cut up a Rice Krispie Treat and stick that in your cereal if that’s what you Forking want to eat?

Family Sized Donut Cereal….I guess this is for when your embarrassed to just eat a Forking donut for breakfast…

Super Mario Cereal? Is Super Mario still a thing?

Lucky Charms come in Flakes Now and the regular one now has Magical Unicorn poop……opps I mean marshmallows.

I also came across many yogurts.

At one time kiddies….Yogurt was a health food….back in the really OLD DAYS way back when I was a YOUNG child there were people they called Hippies…..Those people ate plain yogurt and even if they were high or on drugs….as they often were….. the hippies were still able to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt. These days people just too lazy to add their own nuts and berries to yogurt. Today’s morons rather pay more and buy whatever the Fork is on the store shelf.

Here is Yo Crunch with your choice of added M&M’s, Oreo Cookies and Twix Bars.

Here’s Multi Packs of Strawberry Yogurts with added M&M’s and also a Multi Pack of yogurts with Snickers Bars.

Don’t worry folks there’s more!

Chobani Greek Yogurt is responsible for these flavored yogurts.

Butter Crunch Blast, S’More S’Mores, Salted Caramel Crunch, Perfect Peach Cobbler, Cinnamon Fun Bun, Chocolate Haze Craze, Key Lime Crumble, Nutty for Nanna (is that banana or old woman flavored?) and Mint Chocolate Chip.

And now for something completely different.

Spam canned ham comes in many flavors such as Hot & Spicy, Black Pepper, Bacon (because everything is better with bacon so they say and also ham isn’t enough pig in a can), Teriyaki and Jalapeño.

NEW! Heinz REAL Mayonnaise…..and we need it because there isn’t enough bottled mayonnaise in the whole wide world.

I also came across many new salad dressings.

I saw new salad dressings by Oy Vey…OPPS I mean Soy Vey….Garlic & Ginger, Lemongrass Vinaigrette and Toasted Sesame. I have to admit they do sound delicious….don’t know if they are.

Here’s O’DANG Hummus Dressing in Caesar, Ranch and Buffalo Ranch…….(Oy Vey)….I mean Oh  DANG!

Who The Fork knew that Food Network has food in the supermarket? Here are salad dressings in Herb Garlic, Parmesan Caesar, Feta Herb and Dijon Balsamic. They also sound good……don’t know if they are?

Here are Organic (Walmart Brand) Dressings in Ranch, Spicy Ranch, Green Goddess, Pineapple & Coconut water (?ummm) and Agave lemon flavor Cayenne (?ummm).

Sunflower Kernels in Chipotle seasoning and also Ranch flavored…….

Almonds come now coated with Nilla Wafers and also Snickerdoodle Cookies…..Ummmm I think these are silly but might taste good?

Here’s Australia’s Mango and White Chocolate Stix made with Aussie Licorice. I picked these up and they actually taste good! Not too sweet and taste like real mango with a Belgian White Chocolate Center…..But one thing doesn’t seem right……on the back of package it says made in New Zealand.

Made in New Zealand…..

The Forking Truth is the front of package says Made Down Under with a print of a country that looks very similar to Australia……

Australia’s Mango and White Chocolate Stix are made in New Zealand……

That would be like America’s Hershey Bar not being made in Hershey Pennsylvania…..It would like the Hershey Bar being made in Mexico….If America’s Hershey Bar was made in Mexico wouldn’t it be a Mexican Chocolate Bar? So why isn’t Australia’s  Mango Stix made in New Zealand NEW ZEALAND”s Mango Stix?

I never came across Butternut Squash Tortilla Chips before. They’d go yummy with chipotle salsa or cheese.

Pringles the original stacked processed potato chips in a can. Honey mustard, Dill Pickle and Memphis BBQ.

It’s always fun to come across TastyKake Products because they used to be limited to the east coast tri-state area. Here’s Peach Cobbler and Lemon Mini Doughnuts. I also see Pecan Swirls and Lemon Glazed Flavored Pie. These TastyKake Pies don’t look anything like the originals….They didn’t even offer the big sellers…..No Butterscotch Krimpets and also no Peanut butter Tandy Kakes…..Well I usually don’t come across this many TastyKakes so it was cool anyway!

Other manufacturers of junk food make something similar……This is a waste.

Oh my……..something called MAX by Maxwell House. It’s Coffee that’s Mocha (maybe my least favorite flavor.) and S’Mores……(blechh!)

Look what I see……Take a closer look.

It says Natural Flavor…(ok good) …with OTHER Natural Flavor………..(?)………….WTFork is OTHER Natural Flavor? Other can be BAD….Very VERY BAD……and this sounds totally crazy but………Did you know that castoreum is Natural Flavor…..Do you know what castoreum is? Here’s a hint.

Castoreum is a natural flavoring that comes from the beaver’s castor sac and gets mixed with the beaver’s urine. It’s not used often or is in most foods or beverages because not as many beavers are being worn for fur coats anymore…..but castoreum is in some things. It only gets listed on labels as NATURAL Flavor because that is what it is. By law that’s all they have to say. The only way to 100% be certain castoreum isn’t in your food (or drink)  is to look for some sort of kosher symbol because beavers are not considered kosher or you have to look for a vegetarian symbol. I sure don’t know howTFork this castoreum got discovered…..I can only imagine some hillbilly took out a beaver for viddles and discovered that part (the castor sac) and thought “HEE HAW it taste like candy!…what a treat!

We are done with castoreum folks……………. or are we?

Why on earth would have settle for plain tuna that you have to embellish with a little mayo and vegetables when you can purchase Tuna that already has Sriracha or Tapatio hot sauce already added?

Pam natural no stick cooking spray ……..Ummmm I have to look at this one again……It only had a few ingredients in it. All I remember is oil and alcohol…….maybe I forgot something?…..

New Godiva Chocolate Pudding mixes! They look and sound good….Don’t know if there are…?

Oh My….

Is it possible that Oreo has run out of new flavors????????

Not a new flavor just a new size package!

Here are New Party Sized Double Stuff Oreo Cookies.

Wouldn’t you know……..

www.TastingTable.com article by Jake Emen

Holy FORK! Someone actually came out with Beaver’s Butt flavored whiskey made from aged whiskey and the contents of actual Beaver’s Castor Sacs………Castoreum.

I guess some people think the liquid from the beaver’s castor sac taste good and don’t care that the liquid is mixed with beaver urine?

Or maybe they are confused……

Well that was the NEW, WeiRD, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for June 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, Different, Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. When I go out to the stores I never know what I’ll come across. I recently came across these Meatless Balls. They might be good but they sound funny. Meatless Balls, Meatless Balls. Turmeric Infused Meatless Balls….Say that a few times.

Here is Kale Peso Hummus. I like kale. I like pesto……I just don’t know if those flavors go with hummus?????? I think I’d like Kale with Pesto and Chickpeas though………I hope it’s good. Hope Brand Kale Pesto Hummus.

Pumpkin Malt Balls…??????????

Here’s some leftover Old Jalapeño Lime Margarita Brittle………..??????

A chocolate bar embedded with fortune cookies….how interesting….I wonder if the little fortune papers with your fortune are in there too?

Limited Edition Toasted Coconut Popcorn….Ummmmm Sounds tasty…I don’t think I’ve ever come across Toasted Coconut Popcorn before…have you?

Plentils Brand light, airy and crunchy Margherita Pizza Lentil Chips…..? If it taste good I’m game.

Saw lots of New, Different or Limited Edition Cereals.

Limited Edition Banana Nut Cheerios….Way back kiddies like 100 years ago when I was a kid we used to add real bananas to a bowl of Forking Cheerios…..

NEW Frosted Mixed Berry Shredded Wheat. It might taste good but looks very unappetizing. It looks like Calamine Lotion topped Shredded Wheats.

NEW! Peanut Butter and Chocolate added to Shredded Wheat???? ?????? I don’t know about that one…..For me it would have to taste at least as good as a Reeses’s Cup.

Limited Edition Girl Scouts Caramel Crunch…? They don’t Forking look like the Girl Scout Cookie……I’d have to pass….It would have to taste like the cookie…..

NEW – Shredded Wheat S’Mores Bites that are BURSTING with Chocolate Chips…I’ve learned that Candy is ok to eat for breakfast if it comes in the cereal…. But I just don’t know….S’mores just seem evil……They scare me.

“Stay at this lovely table in the burning sun…..we will install an umbrella for you so you can stay here….and eat S’mores you humans.”  (no Cardassian has actually said that as far as I know)

It’s BACK! (I never knew it was here …or Forking gone) Strawberry Milkshake Pop-tarts. They look tasty…..and fun but I know they are made with beef fat and that grosses me out………I don’t know why….I don’t think beef fat should be in my sweets…..can’t they forking use butter or Forking coconut oil?….Who am I kidding….I wouldn’t eat a Pop-tart these days anyway.

NEW – Sea salt caramel raisins …..??????

NEW – Cheez-it Crackers in NATURALLY Flavored Buffalo Wing. I am confused……..It’s naturally flavored but there isn’t any chicken in the crackers…..in fact it’s vegetarian……..? Guess you need celery, carrots and blue cheese dressing for these crackers.

Why would I want Cheez-It Crackers to taste like nachos when I can just eat nachos?

Extra Toasty Cheez-It Crackers….They look burnt….How THE FORK could THESE ever be the #1 requested flavor?????????………..Why The Fork would I want burnt Cheez-It Crackers?…..

Marion’s Kitchen makes Boxed Chinese and Thai Meal Kits…???????? ?????????

Individual Vietnamese Pho in a box….Who Knew?

Found these unusual tomatoes at the Phoenix Farmer’s Market. They are very WIERD strange tomatoes……They are green with a black skin…….They taste strange too….sort of unripe…I’m giving them a few days to see if they change.

The most unusual thing I came across was from the Asiana Market.

Acorn Gelatine. I never heard of this before. It isn’t actually real gelatin…..It’s a gelled acorn and vegetable dish with Asian flavors…..

Spring has sprung and here’s………(hell it’s really summer here)………..Spring Oreo Cookies.

Looks like they didn’t come up with a new flavor here so Oreos are just dyed the artificially flavored cream a color for spring………oh joy!

An another ARTIFICIALLY Flavored FORKING Oreo. This time in Chocolate Hazelnut flavor.

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Special and Limited Edition Foods for April 2018. I don’t know WTFork I’ll come across next month. We will just have to see.

The Forking Truth

There is ALWAYS something NEW, WEIRD, Different, Special or Limited Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. I never know what I’ll come across when I go to a store. Here are just a few of the things I came across lately. In the above photo are Buddha Hand Lemons. They are slightly WEIRD looking. I saw these Buddha Hand Lemons at AJ’s Fine Foods Before. I remember that this kind of lemon has very little flesh and is mostly zest….But HEY! they call it a Buddha’s Hand…I think it looks more like a Forking Octopus.

Blue Foot Mushrooms….You sure don’t see Blue Foot Mushrooms all the time! That’s different!

Limited Edition – leftover from December – Peppermint Cool Whip Topping………(artificial whipped cream-like product)

Probiotic Spicy Kimchi Sriracha. Haven’t come across that one before! It’s new to me.

Speaking of probiotics…Here’s Horseradish Leek Kraut and Smoked Jalapeño Kraut. I found the same brand also makes snack Kraut Chips sold at Sprouts….. I found at Whole Foods the Flavored Kraut….Flavored Kraut!!!!! Speaking of Whole Foods….Lookie Here !

Did you ever see salsa priced at $15.00 a tub? I hope it’s really REALLY Good!

Mr Stanley’s Milk Chocolate Chilli Thins….Ummm these sounded too good to pass on so I picked them up. Can’t wait to crack them open.

Onion Flavored Candy…….?……..Why..?????? Remember those old Whacky Packages from long ago?……This package of onion candy reminds me of them.

WOW-WEE! Nothing is Forking Weirder than Fart Candy! Why would anyone buy that?……WHY? WTFork would you want yourself to fart…..WTFork would you want someone else to fart? I hate when I walk in a store and I smell someone’s fart….Doesn’t everyone?

Fork in the Road Honest Dogs..? WTFork are they saying here? Fork in the Road? Fork in the road…like a dog? ……..Honest Dogs? …………..All dogs are Forking Honest…that’s why they all go to heaven…Well here’s Fork in the Road Honest Dogs. Maybe Honest Dogs would be good with CATshup?

Game of Thrones Wine…….? ………..Notice only one glass……I think you kill off all the other people in the room before you open up this puppy so you get all the wine.

I didn’t know there was Date Sugar…Ummmm I bet you could create the most delicious desserts with it……I would have purchased it but it was something like $13.00 for a 24oz bag…

Sriracha Sunshine Chicpea Puffs?????????????

Plantain Strips with Cayenne Pepper?…Ummmm might be tasty!

Vegan Rob’s Asparagus Chips…Umm I wonder if they have much asparagus in them? They had as many calories as potato chips so I passed on them…but they sound interesting!

You can “ham things up”and “pig out!”  with these Iberian Ham Potato Chips imported from Spain!

Whole Wheat and Seaweed Pasta Shells in Cheese Sauce……I don’t Forking know about this one….I like seaweed but I don’t think it goes with cheese….? ……..I don’t know?……

55% less Carb Potatoes….?….How the Fork did they do that?

Organic Bacon Avocados….?  Bacon Avocados?????? WTFork R these??????? Bacon Avocados??? Are They Smoked? Do they have PIG in them? WTFork are Bacon Avocados?

I think the Forking Weirdest thing I came across in a magazine was Worm Salt.  EEEK! I’d never want that on my drink but I can see some people would.

I latter read that the Bacon Avocado is a hybrid avocado developed by James Bacon to resists a colder temperatures. I also read conflicting information about the bacon avocado’s oil content. The bacon avocado has either more oil or less oil than a regular avocado. After trying one of these Bacon Avocados I think they are of a much higher oil content…..Almost like oil was added.

There’s alway a new Forking Oreo! Here’s Forking Artificially Flavored Hot Cocoa Oreos. We ain’t done yet!

Here’s ARTIFICIALLY Flavored Limited Edition Marshmallow Cream Flavored Peeps Oreos.

That was the NEW WeIRD Different and Special Edition Foods for March 2018. I don’t know WTFork I find next month.

The Forking Truth