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NEW WEirD difFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There December 2021

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There is ALWAYS something New, Weird, different, limited and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food and December was the busiest month ever. We never know WTFork we will find when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION – Lay’s Doritos Cool Ranch Potato chips. I would never wish to want my Lay’s potato chips to taste like Doritos Cool Ranch……..If I wanted Doritos Cool Ranch I’d be eating Doritos….This is just silly.

LIMITED TIME FLAVOR – Lay’s Wavy Funyuns……Onion flavored rings that are called Wavy?????? These don’t even freaking say chips….or even potato crisps on the bag……WTFork are they?

LIMITED EDITION – Deep River Snacks spicy Chinese Mustard flavored kettle potato chips. YES I did and they are really good. They taste just like Chinese Mustard and are all natural. I found them at Marshall’s

LIMITED – Kettle Brand apple cider vinegar potato chips….could go either way…….

DIFFERENT – Simple Truth Root Veggie Crisps Sea salt with chickpeas, shallots, beets & carrots……Might be good? They sound tasty.

DIFFERENT – Private Selection Chicken Tikka Masala naturally and artificially flavored ripple-cut kettle chips. I guess either the yogurt , tomato or the chicken is the artificial flavor? I don’t think that the spices can be artificial. I don’t think that this can taste good…..????

DIFFERENT – From The Ground Up Butternut Squash parmesan crackers…….It says on the box made with REAL butternut squash…..DAH instead of artificial butternut squash.

DIFFERENT – Regent vegetarian pumpkin crackers….What do I put on a pumpkin cracker?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Cherri Oats made with whole grains instead of the slop they normally use.

DIFFERENT and might be NEW – Beer Nuts Brand Snacks in Cantina Mix – guacamole, black bean, chili lemon & peanuts. ??? If they can pull off those flavors it might be good?

NEW – Veggie Straws – naturally flavored screaming HOT…?? might be good?

DIFFERENT – Beemster Pumpkin Spice Gouda. OH maybe that is what we should put on those pumpkin crackers above? I notice a lot of pumpkin spice is around long after fall here.

WEIRD (to me) Maybe not weird to you???? – Mr Bong fish sausage and Cheese Bong fish cakes in cheese flavor…….Maybe these are weird to most people?

DIFFERENT – Nature’s Garden Blueberry yogurt covered pretzels…???? Sounds weird…I’d never dip a pretzel in blueberry yogurt.

DIFFERENT – Hostess strawberry cheesecake naturally and artificially flavored mini doughnuts…..don’t know how they are but my guess is a little bit of both……

DIFFERENT – Godiva birthday cake truffles….bag doesn’t list any cake in them so how can they be birthday cake? It’s birthday cake minus the FORKING cake. Bah!

DIFFERENT – Ice Breakers sugar free mints in golden apple artifical and natural flavors….doesn’t sound apple-peeling?

DIFFERENT – TresBon sandwich cookies from grandma’s secret recipe of durian flavor……….I’ve tried durian once and it was the weirdest thing that I have ever tried….Maybe these cookies should be kept a secret?

NEW – Twix shakers…..I read that they suggest to shake this on chicken wings…..Might be good on ice cream!

NEW – NEW and IMPROVED Junior Caramels because the old one are now old and lousy.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s Decked Out Ugly Sweaters……It would be cook if the chocolate was all decked out like it looks on the package. If I come across them WE’LL SEE.

LIMITED EDITION Hershey’s How the Grinch stole Kisses……I have to say this one is pretty darn cute.

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat in Gingerbread Cookie….? These KitKats go 50/50 good or bad?????

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s sugar cookie with cream cookie pieces…….I’m guessing will suck..?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s? York snowflake peppermint patties. I have to be honest and say, that brown star doesn’t look like a snowflake……Who could have approved this?

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s milk chocolate Comet reindeer. Guess Comet was the only one left.

LIMITED EDITION – Hershey’s – Whoppers Snowballs that are malted milk balls coated in artificial vanilla cream…doesn’t sound delicious?

NEW – Reese’s Iced Coffee made with milk and cream and probably Reese’s cups…..IDK if you are going for the Reese’s taste in your coffee just FORKING drop a real Reese’s cup in it.

WEIRD – Crayola Fruit Snack by Bebito…….made for farting rainbows. I hope they don’t taste like crayons.

DIFFERENT – Geisha wakeme seaweed……? Didn’t know seaweed came canned?

And there is always a FORKING Oreo.

Limited Edition – Nabisco Oy Vey Oreo Cookies in 5 Cool Winter Designs…How COOL they’ve finally combined some of the holidays….JUST KIDDING! (They aren’t THAT Cool)

It’s really this one below.

Limited Edition – Oreo Joy Cookies with red food coloring but same flavor.

That was the NEW, WEIRD,DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There for December 2021.

MERRY FORKING Everything and have a GREAT New Year!

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2021

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. These days you never know wtfork you will see when you look for food.

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DIFFERENT – Live Ocean fully cooked microwavable salmon risotto that doesn’t need refrigeration either. I wonder if it’s fishy? I sure love salmon but I hate fishy salmon.. it is hard to imagine salmon in a cheesy risotto…Maybe the risotto isn’t cheesy? I guess you either get hooked on this or toss it back?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Sonoma Gourmet – butternut squash sauce or puree for your pasta….It’s kind of weird…..It looks like baby food too!

NEW – General Mills – Dulce de Leche Toast Crunch…. How good can this cereal be is the little toast guy on the right side of the box looks like he is throwing his guts up?

NEW – General Mills – Lucky Charms marshmallow clusters…..Don’t all the lucky charms have marshmallows in them? I reckon that they accidentally made defective marshmallows that stuck together so they came up with this to sell them.

NEW – Kellogs From Loops Cereal Straws – Leave it to Kellogg’s to come up with something that sucks……..sucks milk..

DIFFERENT – E&C’s heavenly hunks in organic birthday cake cookies….I can’t tell how it is unless I taste it but the picture on the bag looks more like a clump of Rice Krispies with neon extra colored jimmies. It says on the bag that they are ridiculously amazing….???? Maybe they just make you ridiculously great at farting rainbows?

LIMITED EDITION – ENTENMANN’S Little Bites that are pumpkin muffins….Might be good but what is that critter on the front of the box? and why does he look like he is about to barf?

NEW – Pillsbury mini sweet biscuits in honey butter, chocolate chip, cinnamon sugar, and blueberry…..?

NEW (mostly new) – packaged Krispy Kreme bite and crullers in original, strawberry, key lime pie, blueberry, apple cinnamon, chocolate and lemon….???

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Hulk Smash ………I don’t know what flavor that is….could be green pea or crunchy frog?

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Spiderman……I heard that spiders taste like strawberries…so maybe these cakes are strawberry flavored…..or could also be web flavored….

NEW – Snickers White – I picked this up and took a bite. Then I had to spit out the bite. This doesn’t taste like something edible. I don’t know what it is made of.It’s missing the nougat part…..has a few peanuts…and maybe more gooey caramel type goo……and a lot of white weird stuff…I actually used to love white chocolate but not this bar,

NEW (sort of…1st time I noticed in a store) Chocolove xoxox Ruby Chocolate…..This is the third kind of chocolate made from ruby beans….More chocolate in this bar than from the waxy coating on a frozen ice cream bar that I tried. Might be good!

DIFFERENT – Raaka bananas foster dark chocolate bar…Might be delicious?

LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish jalapeño popper flavored….Why The Fork not?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Noble Made carrot ketchup…might be good?

NEW – Red Robin sauces in camp fire, buzzard, spicy ketchup, and whiskey river. Who knew?

DIFFERENT – Pickled Planet Beat Kraut….Could be good and it also could be beat……..regular kraut with some added carrots, beets and caraway seeds.

WEIRD – Dang aged cheddar Thai Rice Crisps. I think that this one is weird because I have never seen anything aged cheddar in Thai Food anywhere.

WEIRD – Lesser Evil – Paleo Puffs in no cheese cheese flavor. That can be nothing but weird.

LIMITED EDITION – Cup Noodles PUMPKIN SPICE ramen noodles with OTHER natural flavors…I wonder WTFork are the OTHER natural flavors? Worms? Mud? Spider poop? Could be anything….Just saying

DIFFERENT – Avolov avocado powder….Had no idea there was avocado powder out there.

LIMITED EDITION – Arby’s potato vodka in French Fry and Curly Fry Flavor..????? But Arby’s doesn’t sell alcohol in their restaurants. Oh it’s only sold on-line…???? That is odd.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Cocktails tequila margarita, vodka mule, gin melon, rum & cola…????? IDK…since alcohol doesn’t freeze….and they are frozen then there probably isn’t enough alcohol in them to do anything.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Rum Skinny Cocktails ??? I’m skeptical about frozen cocktails from my grocer’s freezer.

And there is always a FORKING Oreo

LIMITED EDITION – Artificially flavored apple cider donut Oreo cookies…How good can that be?

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for November 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEird DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there October 2021

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There is ALWAYS something New, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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DIFFERENT – Peeps marshmallow chicks in blue raspberry. OK….I’ve never come across a raspberry that is blue……???? Maybe the taste of raspberries make some people sad or blue????????? Who knows?

WEIRD – Peeps marshmallow sour watermelon chicks……I do eat watermelon and some are better than others but I’ve never come across a watermelon that is sour so this is weird.

DIFFERENT – Peeps Hot Tamales fierce cinnamon marshmallow chicks that are artificially flavored….Well I guess if you like artificial squishy cinnamon then you are in luck!

DIFFERENT – Peeps that are fruit punch flavored marshmallow chicks…….punch like the kid’s drink or punch like in the face flavored?????

LIMITED EDITION – Peeps that are marshmallow ghost shaped..BOOH Are they hauntingly ghoul’d?

LIMITED EDITION – Hyde and EKK! Orange dipped pretzel rods with white fudge drizzle…..Orange dip on a pretzel????? might make you go EKK!

DIFFERENT – Nonni’s blueberry streusel biscotti – Might be good? or might suck?

LIMITED EDITION – Tootsie POPS in caramel artificially flavored….HOW THE FORK do you artificially flavor FORKING sugar? Everyone knows that these pops are made of sugar…and most people know that caramel is only sugar that is heated to 170 degrees…….It just doesn’t seem right to artificially flavor anything caramel flavored.

NEW – Junior Mints in minis….I wonder why they just didn’t name them JUNIOR Mints Juniors?

LIMITED EDITION – Junior Mints – with orange and black centers……BOO!

DIFFERENT – Utz- Daisies chocolate flavored (not real chocolate) covered pretzels that don’t look like pretzels…..Who thought of this?…Looks like cow diarrhea pies to me.

LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s White and Chocolate Pumpkins……I have to say they look mummy…I mean scrummy!

DIFFERENT – Reese’s White cream stuffed with peanut butter and Reese’s pieces…and M&M’s cookies and scream with artificial flavors….At least they are honest.

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Ghost White Ding Dongs with Scream filling. That just sounds funny. Say that to someone…I dare you.

LIMITED EDITION- Hostess spooky Twinkies with scream filling. Silly but not as funny sounding.

LIMITED EDITION – Hostess Scary Cakes with scream filling. I’d be scared to eat them…HA

LIMITED EDITION – Red Vines twists in candy corn flavor…Wow what a twist on Red Vines.

NEW & WEIRD – Brach’s turkey dinner candy corn of green beans, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce, ginger glazed carrots, sweet potato pie, and stuffing…I feel full just writing that.

NEW and WEIRD – Crunchers vegan beyond bacon crunchy sprouted mung beans…..I like mung beans and have read that mung beans are suppose to be very healthy to eat so I picked this up….The mung beans no longer taste like mung beans and just taste like crunchy smoke….bah

LIMITED EDITION – Cheetos bag of bones in flaming hot…….? (You won’t be boney if you eat the whole FORKING bag you know!)

Limited Edition – Cheetos Bag of bones in cinnamon sugar????? (another bag of bones so you won’t be boney….Just FORKING goblin them down.

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Chocolate Frosted Flakes with spooky marshmallows….I might be afraid to eat this?

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Monster Mash Cereal – It’s a combination of the monster cereals. There’s marshmallows, berry flavored, Frosted Flakes and maybe chocolate…..This is scary…..It’s like Rocky Horror in a box.

NEW – Kellogg’s Eggo chocolate and OTHER natural flavors waffle cereal. They don’t look like waffles to me….Why would I want waffles in a bowl of milk?…..Just dam call it ice cream toppers….That would be better.

DIFFERENT – Twistd Italian inspired savory lemon flavored couscous with sunflower seeds and Mexican inspired smoked paprika & lime rice side dishes. Both of these are really different….Never thought I’d see them on a shelf.

DIFFERENT – Progresso toppers- tomato basil soup with cheddar crackers. Sounds good but it sure contributes to the landfill.

NEW and maybe WEIRD – Banza rice made from chickpeas in regular and garlic olive oil……Why on earth do chickpeas need to be rice shaped? And WhoTFork is too lazy to add garlic and olive oil to their rice shaped chick peas……

WEIRD – Micky Bow Tie “pasta” mini apple cinnamon puffed snacks and bow tie “pasta’ minis Mac & cheese snacks. This is weird because pasta is a noodle……usually wet…Not a puffy snack…..

DIFFERENT – Andy Capp’s cheddar fries potato snack – You just don’t see this often in Phoenix.

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato and sorghum cauli-crisps……This one is kinda WEIRD too…Ok the crisp are made of potato & sorghum…ok that is great… I am wondering aren’t they made from cauliflower too?

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum chips…these ones had added turmeric and black pepper.

DIFFERENT – Vegan Rob’s potato & sorghum crisps called Dragon Crisps fire breathing….Guess that means that they are spicy….and not made of dragon fruit. Whatever!

LIMITED EDITION – Sprouts Potato Co Kettle Style Chips in Aloha BBQ (pineapple and sweet onion) and also a flavor called burger topping (ketchup, mustard, & pickle) DIFFERENT TOO! Would they be gouda together??????

LIMITED EDITION – Keebler Fudge Stripes Cookies ……..that ARN”T FUDGE STRIPES……and are Pumpkin Spice Stripes instead………OH FUDGE!

And there is always a FORKING Oreo…..

Here’s an Oreo monster decorating cookie kit that includes 8 Oreo cookies, body cookies, icing, candy jewels, and gummies OH MY!

And then there is another FORKING Oreo.

NEW – dark chocolate thins Oreo cookies.

Yet another FORKING Oreo!

LIMITED EDITION – Boo (HOO) Oreo cookies. It reads orange colored cream but the same taste…..(boo hoo)

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for October 2021. Who Knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

HALLOWEEN FOODS for DOGS 2021

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It’s fall so it’s Halloween time. Since I was born I always noticed Halloween treats for kids and people. Only the past few years I noticed Halloween treats for dogs. Here is what I’ve come across. I found it amusing. Maybe you will find some of it amusing too!

This bag is from Thrills & Chills Collection – Groans and bones that are in apple cinnamon flavor

These are assorted dog treats that look like frosted cookies. Starting on the left looks like cross bones, pumpkin, ghost, Frankenstein, skull

Thrills & Chills Creepy cupcakes in a mummy, Frankenstien and a pumpkin face

Blue Buffalo – Boo Bites in tasty chicken recipe

LIMITED EDITION – Greenies dental treats in pumpkin spice flavor

LIMITED EDITION – Greenies dental treats in Scaryberry blueberry flavor

Bocce’s Bakery – Bananas & Scream Banana & Pumpkin recipe

Bocce’s Bakery – Campfire S’mores – Peanut Butter, Carob & Vanilla (I think this can also be Christmas)

Bocce’s Bakery – Pumpk’n Spice – Pumpkin, PB & Cinnamon

Bocce’s Bakery – Nutty Mummies – PB & Banana recipe

Well that was Halloween Foods for Dogs 2021.

Happy HOWLOWEEN!

My other dog doesn’t do dress up.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There September 2021

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There is ALWAYS something NEW, weird, different, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never FORKING know what we will come across when we shop for food.

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NEW – Post Fruity Pebble Crisps. It reads on the box that these are crispy rice crisps. Well Fruity Pebbles are made mostly from rice. Some of the other ingredients are artificial colors and artificial flavors and natural fruit flavors too.

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crisps. These have natural & artificial chocolate flavor in them….yabba dabba don’t!

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles milk chocolate barXL and Post Fruity Pebbles candy bars……made by Frankford….same company that makes those cheap Christmas and Easter Chocolates………..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All 3X BIGGER MEGA Berries snack pouches – Well I guess if you like Cap’n Crunch Berry Cereals then you might like the Mega Berry Snack pouch? But with all the coloring I see in them you are bound to fart a rainbow.

NEW – POP-tarts in frosted chocolatey churro……(it doesn’t look like a chore?) naturally and artificially flavored….doesn’t sound like the best? But it is baked (unlike a real churro)

DIFFERENT – Disney MICKEY and friends (I don’t see any of the friends?) Wonder Mates plus prize milk chocolate by Frankford……….WOW what a prize!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – All natural KA-super grains POP! in cinnamon churro puffs…Maybe they are good?

DIFFERENT – Girl Scout Thin Mints Almonds??? I like Thin Mints and I like almonds….??? Might be good …..but if you eat too many Thin Mint Almonds your ass will get really wide.

DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa Prosecco milk chocolate bars……Might be good!

DIFFERENT (and expensive for only 3oz something bar) – Moonstruck dark chocolate bars in raspberry fennel and strawberry basil…..Don’t know if they are worth it but they would be nice as a gift…

DIFFERENT – Portabella Wild Mushroom Jerky in three unique flavors – roasted garlic black pepper, sesame ginger Korean chili, & sweet balsamic golden fig…….I can’t see myself eating a chewy mushroom…WTFork knows ….they might be good!

WEIRD – Crispy Dillies – Pickle flavored fried cucumbers. I picked this up because it was so weird…..I ate a few and they are crisp and taste very much like a pickle but have extra acid in them…I almost can’t eat them…(but I am extra sensitive to acid taste in food) They might? be good in a salad with something thick and creamy to mellow all the acid….but they are WEIRD!

DIFFERENT – KA super grains POP Red & Green Sriracha Puffs. I thought these did sound good so I bought them…..The puffs all look the same but some have too much acid in them and make my mouth hurt. I didn’t think they these puffs were awful but I would never buy them again.

NEW – Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt potato chips……I was pretty excited to see this but when I saw that this bag only cost $3.49 at A.J.s I figure that they can’t afford to buy real truffles at that price………or not enough truffles to taste anything anyway.

DIFFERENT Boulder Canyon Sweet Vidalia Onion Kettle Style Potato chips does sound tasty!

DIFFERENT & WEIRD – UTZ..??? Something called Daisies that are Forking Pretzels covered in naturally and artificially birthday cake…..Daisies…WHY?…..Birthday Cake on pretzels….(ick) Someone on drugs must have thought this mess up.

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in Baja Blast (sort of lime-ee?) and Baja Flash ( like sort of pineapple-ee?)

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in another different flavor called Baja punch….now that one I’m guessing might taste like punch.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Nellies free range sous vide egg bites….? One is uncured bacon and pepper jack cheese flavored…….You only get two bites for $3.99……so it makes more sense to just buy a FORKING carton of eggs so you can get at least 12 bites for like $1.50…..Just saying….

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French (???French howTFork can Kraft be French?) Ice Cream. It doesn’t look like any macaroni is in the ice cream so how can this be macaroni???? I guess it is just Kraft cheese flavored?…Well they don’t sell Van Leeuwan anywhere that I know of so I guess I won’t get to try it…darn!

NEW – Miniature rockit apples…? They FORKING LOOK like crabapples to me.. Now I’m feeling crabby.

LIMITED EDITION – 99Proof adult trick or treat bag with 99proof liquors….it can be a trick? or a treat? hic……

There is always something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Mrs. Freshley’s Delux Oreo Mini Brownies.

And there is another FORKING Oreo. The wrapping looks more exciting than the cookies………

These are regular Oreo Cookies with surprise Pokemon designs on them.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for September 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeiRD DiffERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there August 2021

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There is ALWAYS something that is NEW, WEIRD, Different, Limited, and Special Edition Foods out there when you shop for food. You NEVER know WTFork you will come across. Here are some of the foods that I came across recently.

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LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Galactic Lucky Charms with marshmallows….(Oh boy!) This was not well thought out. They removed the LUCKY CHARMS and repaced them with space junk….WTFork were they thinking?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – General Mills Pokemon cereal in berry bolt flavor…..More sweetened corn puffs with marshmallows. with weird colors that will make you fart a rainbow.

DIFFERENT – General Mills 123 Sesame Street cereal that is lightly sweetened and on box it reads that c is for cinnamon. Guess this is good for little kids. It is also good for big kids or adults that want to create secret messages…..and then eat your words……….You can say anything with this cereal.

NEW and maybe LIMITED EDITION – Pop-tarts in Fruit Loop and in Lemon Groove that looks neat.

They now make mixes for simmer sauces for different flavors of tacos.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Wicked Tasty Taco simmer sauces in original, smoky chipotle, barbacola, carne asada.

All kinds of seasoning I’ve never noticed before.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Urban Accents seasonings in Tacos al pastor, burrito bowl, Brazilian style Churrasco, and Baja style shrimp..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Manitu – Yellow Coconut Curry Starter and Thai Green Curry Starter….Not sure what you are getting here but it’s a start and not a finish.

NEW – Cholula Wing Sauces in Mexicali and Caliente (hot) Cholula is good stuff. It’s about wings I got no bones about that.

NEW – Tabasco BBQ sauces in original, honey bbq, and jalapeno mesquite bbq. Sound like if these sauces are good then your BBQ will come out well done.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – A variety of BACON JAM….Midwest bacon jam in regular and spicy. TBJ uncured bacon jam in sweet and savory. It might be something to squeal about?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Deep Brand curry and biryani paste. Better names for these products might be “Curry in a Hurry” & “Biryani Boosting sauce”

Different and maybe NEW – Cazo De Oro Chips in Kettle Style Corn and Kettle Style Fire Roasted Hatch Chile corn tortilla chips. Sounds good…???

LIMITED EDITION – Boar’s Head Peppenero garlic Ham with habanero chili peppers, garlic, ginger, LEMONGRASS, and green onion…….??? Why are these limited edition? I think that they are just having things up.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Great Value (Walmart) Fat Free Margarita sherbet and Mango Habanero Coconut Ice Cream….Now they SOUND banging…(don’t know if they are…)

NEW – Frankford Post Cocoa pebbles milk chocolate candy bar in King Size….There is only one thing to say about that….YABBA-DABBA-DOO!

NEW – Goldfish crackers in the Frank’s Red Hot flavor…That sounds delicious….Can only hope that they don’t scale back on the sauce.

WEIRD – Old Squash…LOL Can’t be mad. At least they are honest.

LIMITED EDITION – POP-tarts toaster pastries in MISTER E Flavor…??????? could be Mister E’s pee, snot or armpit juice….I don’t want to taste Mister E.

DIFFERENT – Organic coconut wraps with turmeric…They might be delicious…I sure hope they are because you only get 5 for $8.39

DIFFERENT – Kettle Hero Porcini Truffle Cheddar – They sound amazing…Maybe next time I’ll buy them.

DIFFERENT – Born Simple lemongrass mustard. I think those coconut wraps (from two up), this mustard and some protein would be delicious.

DIFFERENT – Sweet potato spaghetti and Whole Foods organic red lentil gluten free spaghetti. They both do sound really good.

NEW – Kettle Brand Crinkle Cut Habanero Lime Potato Chips….????? Could go either way????

DIFFERENT – Pan’s Mushroom Jerky in Zesty Thai flavor…..I saw this on Shark Tank. I wanted to try this but I think that 2.2 ounce bag cost around $9.00 so I changed my mind. The illustration of the mushrooms does weird things to the eyes so don’t look at them for too long.

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Foreal Foods Coconut jerky….Sounds a little weird.

So far there has always been either a NEW or LIMITED EDITION Oreo

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco artificially flavored strawberry frosted donut with edible glitter. I’m so glad that they used edible glitter instead of the normal inedible glitter. Maybe these cookies with the artificial flavor and glitter will make you fart a cloud of sparkles.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for August 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There July 2021

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There is always something that is New, Weird, Different, Limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. You just never know what you will come across when you are shopping for food.

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DIFFERENT – Coleman Natural Budweiser Bratwurst. I wonder if they are the best or the wurst?

LIMITED EDITION – Kellog’s Mashups that are Frosted Flakes and From Loops mixed together. I don’t know about that one. Maybe they finally ran out of new ideas for cereal.

NEW – Duncan Hines Post perfectly moist Fruity Pebbles Cake Kit – I don’t want my cake to taste like cereal…..I also don’t want cooked moist pebbles in my cake.

DIFFERENT – Clancy’s Kettle Chips in Nashville Hot Chicken favored and Cuban sandwich flavored …….????? Sounds too good to be true!

DIFFERENT – Casa Mamita Crispy Taco or Queso Fundido Wavy Potato Chips…???? I guess nobody wants plain potato chips anymore. These days your potato chip must taste like something that it is not.

DIFFERENT – Kroger Reuben flavored potato chips……Can’t complain until I try……maybe we will see?

DIFFERENT – Hawaiian Brand Hulapeno (LOL) jalapeño fired potato chips….Hulapeno..OK that’s cute and funny.

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD Hawaiian Brand mango habanero potato chips…This one I’m not too sure about…..I like mango habanero salsa….But I don’t think I’d like mango flavored potato chips……This one IDK.

LIMITED TIME ONLY – Pringles potato crisps in Wendy’s Spicy Chicken…Might be worth a cluck?…..Gosh! What would Dave say?

DIFFERENT Fritos in honey bbq twist….I never saw Fritos in a twist shape before…Actually I don’t think I noticed Fritos in flavors other than original.

DIFFERENT – Specially Selected Chimichurri Cold Smoked Salmon…..Sounds good I have to say…but don’t know if it is?

DIFFERENT – Good Neighbor SHRIMP Burgers in bacon cheddar, sweet & smoky, original and –

DIFFERENT Good Neighbor Southwest Shrimp Burger…….who ever heard of southwest shrimp?…EEE..YAW…Giddy Up you shrimp!…Sounds a LITTLE FISHY to me.

DIFFERENT – Almark Foods – Looks like cooked egg whites with a filled pasty bad so you can squirt the pre-made deviled egg filling into the egg whites…WOW! How Egg-citing!

DIFFERENT – Murry’s Deer Creek Rattlesnake cheese that is cheddar, gold tequila, habanero peppers…called Rattlesnake Cheese…That sounds HISsssssss-terical.

DIFFERENT – Romero’s Soft Cauliflower Tacos…..Cauliflower is everywhere and in everything these days……….They sound healthy?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW Chick-filet sauces in one called SAUCE and the other Polynesian Sauce….????? I wonder if they are also sold in Sundays?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD WinCo beef tenderloin marked ungraded….Ungraded meat makes me wonder…..?????

NEW – Kinder bueno mini candy. Chi[ocolate coved hazelnut cream filled wafers. They sound dellicious but I haven’t tried them so I don’t know?

NEW NAME Pearl Milling Company original syrup and buttermilk mix that makes pancakes. Well if you liked them before then you will still like them.

So far there is always a NEW or Limited Edition Oreo

LIMITED EDITION S’mores graham flavored cookies with marshmallow and chocolate flavored cream with that perfect natural and artificial taste!

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for July 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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NEW WEird DiFFERent Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There May 2021

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There is always something NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we will come across out there.

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LIMITED EDITION – KitKat Key Lime Pie Flavor. It sounds delicious……..Could go either way just like real key lime pies. Some of them are very good but many do suck.

NEW – Hershey’s birthday cake kisses. It reads birthday cake flavored cream..(that means something fatty like shortening and or butter mixed with some vanilla flavor) with sprinkles and OTHER? natural flavors…..Why don’t they just name this bag? Hershey’s KISSES for when you DON’T WANT chocolate and mixed with vanilla and OTHER natural flavors. Happy Birthday…yeah

LIMITED SUMMERTIME EDITION – Hershey’s strawberry ice cream cone flavored kisses. Strawberry flavored cream and cookies with “OTHER” natural flavors…??????? Also free of chocolate…….. I don’t want to know what OTHER natural flavors are…could be something gross like cow fart juice or squirrel vomit. WHO FORKING knows?

DIFFERENT – Kit Kat wafer bars in sparkling wine and banana caramel flavors. It’s a 50/50 shot at good or bad………Or maybe one flavor is good and the other flavor sucks?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Godiva chocolate domes with milk chocolate coconut crunch….Now these might be good?

DIFFERENT – Fair Trade organic peanut butter and jelly cups in dark chocolate….They do sound good? Don’t know if they are?

NEW – POP-tarts in Banana Creme Pie, Lemon Creme Pie, and Peach Cobbler. They sound good but I gave up POP-tarts decades ago. Not sure if they are still made the same but I heard that they were made with cow fat. As a child that sounds utterly unappetizing.

DIFFERENT – Jelly Belly Krispy Kreme Doughnut jelly beans. Someone was either on drugs or has too much time on their hands to think up this treat.

NEW – Nestle Toll House syrups in pecan turtle delight cookie and chocolate chip cookie syrup……..I don’t know about you but I would rather have a real cookie instead of syrup cookie. I think someone really was on drugs to think this one up.

Speaking of people on drugs thinking stuff up………

DIFFERENT and WEIRD – Cap’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup…..Gee this is what nightmares are made of. This is punishment food.

DIFFERENT and WEIRD – The Jackfruit Company Hickory Smoked Plant Based Pulled Pork…….You might pig out on this but………….Someone is dreaming that Jackfruit is pork….This is a package of pulled jackfruit…not pork.

DIFFERENT (and NO WHEY) – Violife Just Like Cheddar slices, Just like smoked provolone slices, just like feta and just like natural cheddar slices….Unlike first package that just reads just like cheddar slices…..?????

WEIRD – Avocados at Safeway aren’t weird but I usually don’t see people walking cute dogs in clothing in Safeway.

NEW – Vintage Italia Pene Straws made with lentils and white beans with lemon garlic flavor……….Not sure why these are called straws….not sure why anyone would come up with this?

Speaking of pasta……

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Hearts of palm pasta…..Never seen that before…….Looks good on the box…?????

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic black bean rotini – Now I have come across black bean pasta at Whole Foods before. Would look pretty with certain vegetables and sauces…hopefully it’s good….

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cauliflower chip snacks with brown rice, coconut milk, seeds and seasonings….Sounds really tasty…might try it next time?

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Cheese Bites with black summer truffle…THRESE ARE VERY GOOD…..not fake stuff either

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Organic rainbow carrot snack…….Looks good…Might have to buy next time and maybe I’ll poop a rainbow.

DIFFERENT – Trader Joe’s Crispy Champignon mushroom snack. This kind of snack is showing up everywhere. Move over potato chips we are doing shrooms now.

NEW – Pepsi Mango. ?????? Does Mango taste good with Pepsi????????

Oh and there is always a Forking Oreo.

LIMITED EDITION – Frankford Oreo cookies and creme eggs.

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for May 2021. Who know WTFork I’ll cone across next month?

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NEW WeIRD DifFEREnt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There April 2021

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There is always something New Weird Different Limited or Special Edition out there in the wonderful world of food. You just never know WTFork you will see out there.

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WEIRD & DIFFERENT – Tibits Birthday Cake Macaroons. Well I never thought I’d ever come across Birthday Cake macaroons. But are they birthday CAKE if they are macaroons? Aren’t they really just macaroons with added sprinkles (some people call them Jimmies and somebody I used to work with told me they are also called twinkle coat…..I have to say twinkle coat does sound stylish) Go FORKING stick a candle in that!

NEW – Whozeewhatzit??????? It says it’s chocolate with chocolatey crisps and peanut butter…,Might be good. Might suck? Have to try it to know. Weird name for a candy bar. I don’t see a manufacturer name either..????? Guess it’s made by WhoZeeWhatzit?

NEW – Reese’s Ultimate Peanut Butter Lovers Peanut butter cups…..Ummm? Now these I am going to try when I find them ????

NEW and maybe LIMITED EDITION – Reese’s mallow top marshmallow flavored creme topped peanut butter cups……These I tried. Someone is on crack if they think that there is any marshmallow creme here….It doesn’t taste bad but it is just cheap very sweet white coating over the cup.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Trader Joe’s Crispy Peanut Butter filled chocolate peanuts. Oh yes I did and these are pretty darn good……you can go NUTS for them….Sorry I didn’t buy a second bag.

WEIRD – Maud Borup Top of the box reads hello sunshine. In the box is solid white chocolate that looks like a bloody egg (see the FORKING blood?), bacon and burnt toast…….Now that is weird……This as a sandwich is a diabetes sandwich in a box.

NEW (and maybe WEIRD) – Kellogg’s Eggo Blueberry Waffle Cereal. It’s all fun and game till some dumb smuck tosses this waffle cereal into the toaster.

NEW – Kellogg’s Froot Loops with Marshmallows….There are lots of marshmallows these days. This cereal is so colorful I beet it makes you poop a rainbow.

NEW – Quaker Life Cereal in Chocolate…I wonder how Mikey feels about it?

DIFFERENT – Osem brand Bissli Falafel flavored wheat snacks. I did try these because it came in a small bag and I like falafels. These are not shaped like falafels and are shaped like rabbit pellets. The shape is odd and they are very crisp and do taste like falafels….Not bad but a very weird shape and awkward to eat. Maybe they get sprinkled on humus or salads?

DIFFERENT – Agustson Black Seaweed Caviar. ????? Who knew that seaweed lays black eggs?…..Might be good?

DIFFERENT – Field Trip Chickpea Butter in plain, cinnamon and chocolate…..different

DIFFERENT and maybe Weird – The Good Bean Chocolate covered chickpeas….???? I would rather have a chocolate covered peanut, mint, cherry or even a chocolate covered pretzel than a chocolate covered chickpea.

DIFFERENT – Wowza artificially flavored popcorn bar in caramel sea salt. I never heard of artificially flavored caramel…….I don’t wonder what that taste like.

And now for something healthier.

DIFFERENT – Don’t come by whole winter Mellons often.

DIFFERENT – Goya wafers in coconut, guava, mango, pineapple and strawberry. They sound delicious but don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Badia instant purple potatoes. Fresh potatoes are usually better than instant so I’d pass on this one.

DIFFERENT – Lay’s Cheddar Jalapeno flavored potato chips. They sound good but ingredients reads that they are full of buttermilk???????? WTFork?

NEW ( and taste WEIRD) – Lay’s Extra Crunch Kettle Cooked Honey Habanero. These have all kinds of ingredients in them. Blue cheese, sour cream, corn, yeast butter….I think someone was on drugs when they make up the recipe for this……

DIFFERENT – Wawel 70% cocoa with orange bar made in Poland marked Halal and kosher – Sounds delicious!

NEW and DIFFERENT- David Energy-Packed Mix of ranch flavored lentils, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, chickpeas…….??????????

DIFFERENT – Surati Peanut bhujiya – It reads spicy peanuts with spices. Might be delicious?

DIFFERENT – Surati All in one snack mix. Rice & corn flakes, chickpeas, beans, nuts and spices…..Might be good?

And there is always a new Forking Oreo.

NEW – gluten free Oreo Cookies

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special edition foods out there for April 2021. Who knew WTFork I’ll come across next month.

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Universal Yums – Germany March 2021

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Universal Yums is a gift or subscription service for a box of international snacks.

You have three choices of size boxes.

Besides snacks your box comes with a booklet that includes some facts, trivia and a recipe.

I don’t know why but my box is marked reject.

That’s just dandy. WHATEVER

Lets try our first snack.

It’s puffed rice with a thin coat of waxy chocolate. It’s much lighter in texture than the Asian puffed rice bars. I think it might have ground rice powder in it with the texture of almost angel cake holding it together. I like the center of this bar with the ultra light texture. It ALMOST seems like the rice is suspended in angel cake but it isn’t…just taste that way.

Next

They smell tangy……They taste better than they smell…..Sort of like a ketchup taste…..Not awful (“PHEW”) but not something that I would buy.

Next we try the onion rings.

They smell just like onion powder. They have the same texture as softer lighter cheese curls but don’t taste like cheese curls. They taste onion flavored. Light oniony rings…they are ok.

Now we will go for something sweet.

Here are cinnamon almond cream wafers.

They are cinnamon-ee…kinda almond-ee………They remind me of other wafer snacks from all over the world. I think every country out there makes some sort of wafer snack.

Here is premium white chocolate with strawberry rhubarb crumble. I think this is pretty good. It taste like lots of strawberry in a cream……maybe the sour finish is the rhubarb? I think that this was the best of the box.

I saved this for last because I’m not a big fan of marzipan.

Well it’s a stick of marzipan. It’s covered in dark chocolate that isn’t too bad.

That was Germany Universal Yums for March 2021.

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