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NEW WeIRD DIFFereNT Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2023

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There is always something NEW, weird, different, limited or special edition when we shop for food. We never know WTFork that we will come across when we shop for food.

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LIMITED EDITION – Sprite in Winter Spiced Cranberry. Sounds tasty and festive…But you cran-berry taste the lemon/lime now.

NEW – Tootsie Roll candy coated mini bites…….Candy coated candy! MORE calories and more business for dentists!

NEW – M&M’s dark and milk chocolate espresso candies. Kids do eat more candy than adults……Like how many kids drink espresso? Not sure how well this one will sell.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Twix salted caramel cookie bars. Maybe they ran ut of wafers?

NEW – Reese’s Snack Cakes (sorry but this doesn’t look like picture and is not recommended by me)

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Kit Kat Duos strawberry and dark chocolate. It sounds good but can go either way.

DIFFERENT – Kit Kat – Blueberry muffin. We’ll see when I get the nerve to try it.

DIFFERENT and Maybe NEW and Maybe? Limited Edition – Twix Silly Rabbit turned the milk pink…….The thought of that makes me gag. Did the silly rabbit have a cut finger? or a bloody nose? Also what happened to the Twix? They look like springtime flowers.

NEW and DIFFERENT – Kellogg’s Avatar Pandora Frosted Flakes with Blueberry Flavored Blue Moons. They are naturally with OTHER natural flavors???? What on EARTH can the OTHER natural flavors be?

LIMITED EDITION – Wakanda Forever Baked Goldfish Snack Crackers……???? I don’t see anything different about the crackers?……Just a Special Edition Paper Bag they come in.

SPECIAL TAILGATE EDITION – Kettle Buffalo Bleu potato chips. I did try them. They are not bad…..My husband thought they just taste like BBQ……..These you have to slow to get all the flavors…When I eat them very slow or lick them I can taste the buffalo and get an after taste of the bleu……….a few days latter……. THEY TASTE COMPLETELY different as you eat more…..They get FORKING HOT……really HOT…..Like make you gag and cough hot….YUK! These are more flavored as you go down in the bag. I stopped eating them.

DIFFERENT – Snyder’s of Hanover artificially flavored Jalapeño pretzel pieces. I bought these hoping that they would taste good……..Oddly they don’t taste like pretzels or jalapeños…….?

NEW and WEIRD – Heinz Beanz Pizza ,,LOL! Beans on a pizza what will they come up with next?

DIFFERENT – Latin Specialties – Tejocotes – Mexican Hawthorn Apples….They are very small apples that are seldom found at our usual supermarkets.

DIFFERENT – Reddi Wip – FAT FREE with CREAM? Whipped whatever it is……How can cream be fat free?

DIFFERENT – Gran Luchito Mexican Chipotle Chili Paste and Crunchy Salsa Macha…YUM love both flavors…..

There is usually something New, Weird, or Limited Edition Oreo out there but this month I didn’t find any……So I went to the internet and typed in weird Oreo and found this….

LIMITED EDITION..(?) Nabisco Hot & Spicy Cinnamon artificially flavored cinnamon candy creme Oreo Cookies.

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited & Special Edition foods out there for January 2023. Who knows WTFork I’ll find next month!

The Forking Truth

NEW WeiRd DiFFRENt Limited and Special Edition Foods out There October 2022

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

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DIFFERENT and kind of WEIRD – General Mills Jurassic Park Trix Trax Cereal with marshmallows…….I haven’t eaten this cereal in many decades but it sure looks like they added marshmallows……I have no idea why…..I just don’t know why so many breakfast cereals contain marshmallows……I also noticed that this cereal looks far more saturated with food coloring…..You know what that means….If you eat this you are going to POOP a rainbow.

LIMITED EDITION – Cap’n Crunch’s Red White & Blue Crunch Cereal that is star shaped….I think that this cereal must be a leftover from the 4th of July….It is also pretty darn colorful….Might make you fart fireworks.

NEW – Kellogg’s Naturally & Artificially flavored Frosted Flakes of Corn that are suppose to be cinnamon French toast flavored. As a kid I wanted my Frosted Flakes to taste like Frosted Flakes…..This is strange…….I would eat French Toast if I wanted French Toast. Maybe this cereal can do harm to children’s minds and they become cereal criminals?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW and Scary – Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheats in Little Bites…..The box reads half the size all the flavor. That mini wheat little bite on the box looks like it might eat children……

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW …also SCARY – Kellogg’s High Fiber Blueberry Muffin Frosted Mini Wheats that are naturally and artificially flavored. That mini wheat on the box looks more like a killer Brillo Pad.

NEW – General Mills with natural and OTHER natural flavors (Now WTFORK does that mean?….something like natural vanilla and something like natural dog poo?) Honey Vanilla Cheerios whole grain oat cereal. …..

DIFFERENT – General Mills Caramel and OTHER Natural flavors Dulce de Leche toast crunch. Lower right crunch cartoon guy looks like he is throwing up….Not a good look for this box.

NEW – General Mills Natural and Artificially Flavored Cinnamon toast crunch rolls. Sounds very fattening. Might give you rolls of fat if they really taste like cinnamon rolls?

NEW – General Mills CinnaGram Toast Crunch. ????? Sounds funny …..like you are sending something awful to someone………..like Sin-OH-Gram.

DIFFERENT – Cap’n Crunch’s ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED Chocolate Caramel Crunch…Jeepers how good can that be?

LIMITED EDITION – Kellogg’s Special K Pumpkin Spice that is naturally flavored with OTHER natural flavors….The natural flavors sound ok but the OTHER natural flavors do frighten me…What could they be?????? Cat vomit? Elephant farts? Anteater boogers?

LIMITED EDITION – Nonni’s Biscotti in dark chocolate pumpkin and pumpkin spice. They sound tasty but I don’t know if they are.

NEW – PoP-Farts – My Bad I mean Pop-Tarts. These are Snickerdoodle ARTIFICIALLY flavored and proudly baked in the USA toaster pastries. (gag!)

DIFFERENT – Haagan – Dazs Summer Berry Waffle Ice cream bars……probably good?…but haven’t tried….yet

Different and maybe NEW – Haagan – Dazs Dulce De Leche Churro Ice Cream Bars and Haagen – Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter Pretzel ice cream bars. Ummmmm They both sound good…I might have to break down someday and try some…?

I saw a few different snack foods for dogs that I never saw before

DIFFERENT – Dentley’s chicken feet….I was thinking that my dogs would really love to eat chicken feet….but they were from over seas and I wasn’t sure if ok……

DIFFERENT – Dentley’s Thai Chews with coconut and fish skin…….Who knew that you could buy Thai food for your dog? Also from over seas. I try to buy only dog treats made in the USA.

SPECIAL EDITION – Pringles Glow in the dark Cheddar-rrrrrrrrr and Sour Scream and Onion. Why would you want to eat glow in the dark food? It probably makes you glow in the dark poop.

LIMITED EDITION – Crafty Cooking Kits – Spider Web pretzel kit.I found them at Big Lots but I bet you can find them on the web.

So there is usually something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Nabisco Dark Chocolate Oreo Cream Cookies.

Different – Nabisco Peanut Butter Flavor Cream Oreo Cookies

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, Limited and Special Edition Foods for October 2022. Who knows WTFork we’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My FORKING Thoughts on Hammond’s White Chocolate Lemon Meringue Bar

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I spotted this White Chocolate Lemon Meringue Bar at my local AJ’s Fine Foods and I had to try it.

I open it up carefully. I attempted to break off one brick….That didn’t work.

These bars have lots of filling and the white chocolate is very delicate and almost soft.

I taste the broken ends. The lemony part is really great and sure does taste like really good lemon meringue filling…Like the right tart and the right sweet……the right amount of lemon……….The white chocolate is pretty good for white chocolate but it does end with a sweet finish like it should like some meringue. (I hate when meringue taste like egg whites…ick)

I think that this flavor is pretty good but they’ve forgotten that lemon meringue is a pie and should have some crumbs for crust. A few slightly salted cookie crumbs on the bottom would have balanced it all really well………But it is still pretty good anyway.

Those were my FORKING Thoughts on Hammond’s Lemon Meringue White Chocolate Bar. Your FORKING Thoughts may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

My FORKING Thoughts on Reese’s Potato Chips BIG CUP

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The Reese’s Big Cup with potato chips have been out for a while but today I finally broke down and tried one.

I open it up.

Mine is slightly defective. I don’t want to know what it’s been though.

I cut it in half.

Lets take a closer look.

At first I thought that they left out the chips but I can see some in there……..

I start on the end.

Wow…that is a good amount of Reese’s chocolate….I never had that much before….I kinda like that……..

Now for a bite into the peanut butter. The peanut butter taste good like it normally does….but……

Not what I was expecting…

SUPER CRISP CRUNCHY HARD small pieces of wavy or ridged potato chips that are tasteless but so crunchy that they seem like coated with something like ceramic. I have no idea how they sucked out all the flavor from the chips? I also have no idea how they got them so oddly hard like ceramic. I was almost worried that I could damage my teeth.

I pulled one out of my mouth.

They’re not bad…….I think the best part is the thick chocolate that you wouldn’t normally get with a Reese’s…..For a Big Cup they really aren’t so big and are less than 200 calories (180 to be exact). If you don’t mind super hard crunches in your Reese’s cup they are pretty good…..but the chips are strange and for me too crunchy……..I was afraid I’d damage a filling or chip a tooth. I will go chipless next time.

Those were my FORKING Thoughts on Reese’s Potato Chips Big Cup. Your FORKING Thoughts on Reese’s Potato Chips Big Cup may indeed differ.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFereNt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There May 2022

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never know WTFork we’ll come across when we shop for food. Here are a few of the things that I came across recently.

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DIFFERENT – Ikea Festlight pickled mushroom potato chips……..Never did I come across pickled mushroom potato chips. They sure are different.

DIFFERENT – Ikea Festlight pepper and leek flavor potato chips…These ar only slightly different because we see chive and onion a lot and we also see pepper. But still I haven’t actually noticed leek before so that is just enough to be different.

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen – Wild Blueberry Shortcake….??? Might be delicious if you are in the mood for LITTLE blueberry. (Get it?…Wild blueberries are very small)

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen – Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French Ice Cream…I’m not a big fan of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese so I doubt this one will do it for me but if the little blue box does it for you then please go and indulge.

Limited EDITION – Van Leeuwan Royal Wedding Cake with Elderflower & Lemon French Ice Cream. You can get the last lick of a royal wedding with this flavor of ice cream.

I found a lot of new pancake mixes out there.

NEW – Capt’n Crunch’s artificially flavored Berrytastic pancake mix……..(ick and it’s scary looking too!)

NEW – Capt’n Crunch’s Ocean Blue Dish soap……OOPs! I mean artificially ocean blue maple syrup……….Gosh no wonder why there are so many whack jobs out there……

NEW – Pillsbury Funfetti pancake mix with candy bits. Now this one will make you poop a rainbow.

NEW – Betty Crocker – Drunk-are-yous…..I screwed up again I mean DunkAroos (whatever they are?) Rainbow pancake mix…Same as above and you can poop a rainbow two.

DIFFERENT – Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust pancake mix….Soneone was on some sort of dust to think this up.

DIFFERENT – Lucky Charms artificially flavored marshmallow pancake mix with cereal topping. Well if you don’t care what you eat there is more!

WEIRD – Mrs Butterworths Post Fruity Pebbles syrup……..It’s a Yabba Dabba OY VEY

WEIRD – Mrs Butterworth’s double chocolate pancake mix. This might come with fudge frosting and candy. Looks like a birthday cake from Walmart.

WEIRD – Mrs. Butterworth’s EPIC Post Fruity Pebbles Pancake Mix. This is not what sweet dreams are made of. Just add water and get a nightmare.

DIFFERENT – Lorissa’s Kitchen – Korean Barbecue Beef Jerky. Sounds tasty…might be good…or just jerky……but not Jamaican Jerky.

DIFFERENT (and expensive around $9.@) Jcoco Chocolate Bars in Crisp Quinoa Sesame, Black Fig Pistachio, and Boharat Spice. They are different!

DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa by James Cadbury…..Strawberry Champagne White Chocolate…..Every bar is a donation for one tree. Sounds great and buying a tree is wonderful.

DIFFERENT – Ikea Beloning milk chocolate with lingonberries…Sounds tasty to me!

DIFFEERENT – Ikea Beloning milk chocolate with wild blueberries. This one also sounds delicious to me!

NEW – Kellogg’s Corn Flakes with Cinnamon…Now that one sounds good…Corn Flakes were always boring.

NEW – Tropicana – Crunch cereal crunchy almond cereal made for O J (OJ Simson?) instead of milk…? ???????????

NEW – Hostess Boost JUMBO caffeinated donettes………in (my least favorite flavor of all time) Chocolate Mocha and Caramel Macchiato……..I don’t know??? It gets weird when they add caffeine to junk food……just saying.

Not always but there usually is some sort of new or limited edition Oreo Cookie.

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco Firework Oreo Cookies with POPPING Candy. Maybe these Oreo cookies make you fart fireworks?

Well that was the NEW, WEIRD, DIFFERENT, limited and special edition foods out there for May 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

My Forking Thoughts on Kroger Reuben Potato Chips

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I was food shopping at my local Fry’s supermarket and came across these Kroger Reuben Potato Chips…….I thought to myself I gotta try them. I glance real fast at the ingredients to make sure nothing really strange is in them.

They do have some chemicals in them……

Then I happen to notice that the chips are marked kosher and dairy.

I can be now be relieved that they aren’t made with castoreum (beaver butt juice actually from a gland by the butt) because beavers are not a kosher animal to eat. Castoreum is never listed as an ingredient because it is a flavoring. It is listed as natural flavor because that is what it is.

I get the bag home and take a whiff.

It truly DOES SMELL LIKE A REUBAN!

Incase you are not familiar with a reuben it is a sandwich made of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing on grilled rye bread or Russian pumpernickel.

The chips are slightly speckled, a little powdery, and are extra crisp.

I gobble a few down……

They are very tasty but at first they taste mostly like mild sauerkraut …….it maybe only slightly cheesy and laced slightly with a rye bread taste.

I eat one very slowly and it taste completely different.

When you eat them slowly you get the rye taste dominating the other flavors.

They are very tasty and extra crunchy.

Those were my Forking Thoughts on Kroger Reuben Potato Chips.

(I note that your Forking thoughts may. differ)

The Forking Truth

NEW WeirD diFFERENt Limited and Special Edition Foods Out There January 2022

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited, or special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We just never know WTFork we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is-

LIMITED EDITION and possibly WEIRD – Kellogg’s Crayola cereal. The only reason to make Crayon cereal to to poop rainbows. Someone on drugs must have come up with this one. AND WHO TFork wants to eat anything that taste like crayons???

Here’s one that makes more sense.

NEW – Quaker Oats instant grits in hot & spicy jalapeño cheddar that is naturally & artificially flavored……????…..is it the jalapeño or the cheddar that is the artificial flavor?????? Or maybe it’s a combination of both…ugh!

NEW – General Mills Apple Cinnamon Chex Cereal…..Might be good but I don’t see any cinnamon on those Chex on the box?????

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Ice Cream – Only one thing to say, “Yabba Dabba Doo!”

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Pringles parmesan & roasted garlic potato crisps…..Might be tasty?

LIMITED – Pringles wavy MDA Burger…???? WTFork does that mean? Minnesota Department of Agriculture Burgers? Missile Defence Agency Burgers? Moose, Duck, & Alpaca Burgers? What ever these are they are artificially flavored.

NEW – Ortega Mini Slider Yellow Corn Taco Shells. They sound good.

DIFFERENT – Eat Real corn puffs in quinoa white cheddar and quinoa & kale jalapeno & cheddar……might be good might suck…don’t know.

DIFFERENT – Olde Thompson Nashville Hot Chicken flavored…..????….Does that bottle look already used to you? Who TFork is going to steal some spice to eat in a grocery store?

WIERD – Cinnamon Toast Crunch cinnadaust sold in the spices section in the grocery store…..Someone was an idiot to approve this item to be sold in the spice area. (just my FORKING thoughts……you can disagree and put it on your dinner tonight)

DIFFERENT and possibly NEW – P.F. Chang’s Korean Style Gochujang hot sauce….It doesn’t look like what I buy from the Asian Market…???????

DIFFERENT – Mang Tomas all-purpose sauce……..It say’s all purpose on the bottle…So use it like ketchup, mayo, tomato sauce, and booze.

NEW – Mezzetta Za’atar Olives…..Sounds tasty…We’ll see.

DIFFERENT – Creamy Caramel Cheese……It reads across package – Sweet brown cheese from the mountains of Norway. Sweet brown cheese from a mountain? Doesn’t sound appetizing…..????? Is it my imagination or does that skier look like he is pooping?

NEW – Reese’s Big Cup Peanut Brittle……It’s probably not as great as the original but I’ll give it a try when I find one.

DIFFERENT – The Brownie Baker (took a break from brownies) and made a Reese’s peanut butter cup cookie…..I don’t see much Reese’s in that cookie…….?????

LIMITED EDITION – KitKat bar in Key Lime Pie……Not bad….but not great…..also very sweet…….

So far there has always been some sort of Oreo.

WEIRD – Barefoot Oreo Thins red blend wine……….WHY? Oreos to WHINE about?

Well that was the New Weird Different Limited and Special Edition foods out there for January 2022. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerent Limited and Special Edition Foods out there November 2021

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There is always something new, weird, different, limited or special edition in the wonderful world of food. These days you never know wtfork you will see when you look for food.

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DIFFERENT – Live Ocean fully cooked microwavable salmon risotto that doesn’t need refrigeration either. I wonder if it’s fishy? I sure love salmon but I hate fishy salmon.. it is hard to imagine salmon in a cheesy risotto…Maybe the risotto isn’t cheesy? I guess you either get hooked on this or toss it back?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Sonoma Gourmet – butternut squash sauce or puree for your pasta….It’s kind of weird…..It looks like baby food too!

NEW – General Mills – Dulce de Leche Toast Crunch…. How good can this cereal be is the little toast guy on the right side of the box looks like he is throwing his guts up?

NEW – General Mills – Lucky Charms marshmallow clusters…..Don’t all the lucky charms have marshmallows in them? I reckon that they accidentally made defective marshmallows that stuck together so they came up with this to sell them.

NEW – Kellogs From Loops Cereal Straws – Leave it to Kellogg’s to come up with something that sucks……..sucks milk..

DIFFERENT – E&C’s heavenly hunks in organic birthday cake cookies….I can’t tell how it is unless I taste it but the picture on the bag looks more like a clump of Rice Krispies with neon extra colored jimmies. It says on the bag that they are ridiculously amazing….???? Maybe they just make you ridiculously great at farting rainbows?

LIMITED EDITION – ENTENMANN’S Little Bites that are pumpkin muffins….Might be good but what is that critter on the front of the box? and why does he look like he is about to barf?

NEW – Pillsbury mini sweet biscuits in honey butter, chocolate chip, cinnamon sugar, and blueberry…..?

NEW (mostly new) – packaged Krispy Kreme bite and crullers in original, strawberry, key lime pie, blueberry, apple cinnamon, chocolate and lemon….???

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Hulk Smash ………I don’t know what flavor that is….could be green pea or crunchy frog?

DIFFERENT – Marvel Cakebites in Spiderman……I heard that spiders taste like strawberries…so maybe these cakes are strawberry flavored…..or could also be web flavored….

NEW – Snickers White – I picked this up and took a bite. Then I had to spit out the bite. This doesn’t taste like something edible. I don’t know what it is made of.It’s missing the nougat part…..has a few peanuts…and maybe more gooey caramel type goo……and a lot of white weird stuff…I actually used to love white chocolate but not this bar,

NEW (sort of…1st time I noticed in a store) Chocolove xoxox Ruby Chocolate…..This is the third kind of chocolate made from ruby beans….More chocolate in this bar than from the waxy coating on a frozen ice cream bar that I tried. Might be good!

DIFFERENT – Raaka bananas foster dark chocolate bar…Might be delicious?

LIMITED EDITION – Goldfish jalapeño popper flavored….Why The Fork not?

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Noble Made carrot ketchup…might be good?

NEW – Red Robin sauces in camp fire, buzzard, spicy ketchup, and whiskey river. Who knew?

DIFFERENT – Pickled Planet Beat Kraut….Could be good and it also could be beat……..regular kraut with some added carrots, beets and caraway seeds.

WEIRD – Dang aged cheddar Thai Rice Crisps. I think that this one is weird because I have never seen anything aged cheddar in Thai Food anywhere.

WEIRD – Lesser Evil – Paleo Puffs in no cheese cheese flavor. That can be nothing but weird.

LIMITED EDITION – Cup Noodles PUMPKIN SPICE ramen noodles with OTHER natural flavors…I wonder WTFork are the OTHER natural flavors? Worms? Mud? Spider poop? Could be anything….Just saying

DIFFERENT – Avolov avocado powder….Had no idea there was avocado powder out there.

LIMITED EDITION – Arby’s potato vodka in French Fry and Curly Fry Flavor..????? But Arby’s doesn’t sell alcohol in their restaurants. Oh it’s only sold on-line…???? That is odd.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Cocktails tequila margarita, vodka mule, gin melon, rum & cola…????? IDK…since alcohol doesn’t freeze….and they are frozen then there probably isn’t enough alcohol in them to do anything.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Frozen Rum Skinny Cocktails ??? I’m skeptical about frozen cocktails from my grocer’s freezer.

And there is always a FORKING Oreo

LIMITED EDITION – Artificially flavored apple cider donut Oreo cookies…How good can that be?

That was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited, and Special Edition foods out there for November 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WEirD DIFFerenT Limited and Special Edition Foods out There September 2021

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There is ALWAYS something NEW, weird, different, limited, and special edition out there in the wonderful world of food. We never FORKING know what we will come across when we shop for food.

Up above is…….

NEW – Post Fruity Pebble Crisps. It reads on the box that these are crispy rice crisps. Well Fruity Pebbles are made mostly from rice. Some of the other ingredients are artificial colors and artificial flavors and natural fruit flavors too.

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles Crisps. These have natural & artificial chocolate flavor in them….yabba dabba don’t!

NEW – Post Cocoa Pebbles milk chocolate barXL and Post Fruity Pebbles candy bars……made by Frankford….same company that makes those cheap Christmas and Easter Chocolates………..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Cap’n Crunch’s Oops! All 3X BIGGER MEGA Berries snack pouches – Well I guess if you like Cap’n Crunch Berry Cereals then you might like the Mega Berry Snack pouch? But with all the coloring I see in them you are bound to fart a rainbow.

NEW – POP-tarts in frosted chocolatey churro……(it doesn’t look like a chore?) naturally and artificially flavored….doesn’t sound like the best? But it is baked (unlike a real churro)

DIFFERENT – Disney MICKEY and friends (I don’t see any of the friends?) Wonder Mates plus prize milk chocolate by Frankford……….WOW what a prize!

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – All natural KA-super grains POP! in cinnamon churro puffs…Maybe they are good?

DIFFERENT – Girl Scout Thin Mints Almonds??? I like Thin Mints and I like almonds….??? Might be good …..but if you eat too many Thin Mint Almonds your ass will get really wide.

DIFFERENT – Love Cocoa Prosecco milk chocolate bars……Might be good!

DIFFERENT (and expensive for only 3oz something bar) – Moonstruck dark chocolate bars in raspberry fennel and strawberry basil…..Don’t know if they are worth it but they would be nice as a gift…

DIFFERENT – Portabella Wild Mushroom Jerky in three unique flavors – roasted garlic black pepper, sesame ginger Korean chili, & sweet balsamic golden fig…….I can’t see myself eating a chewy mushroom…WTFork knows ….they might be good!

WEIRD – Crispy Dillies – Pickle flavored fried cucumbers. I picked this up because it was so weird…..I ate a few and they are crisp and taste very much like a pickle but have extra acid in them…I almost can’t eat them…(but I am extra sensitive to acid taste in food) They might? be good in a salad with something thick and creamy to mellow all the acid….but they are WEIRD!

DIFFERENT – KA super grains POP Red & Green Sriracha Puffs. I thought these did sound good so I bought them…..The puffs all look the same but some have too much acid in them and make my mouth hurt. I didn’t think they these puffs were awful but I would never buy them again.

NEW – Kettle Brand Krinkle Cut Truffle & Sea Salt potato chips……I was pretty excited to see this but when I saw that this bag only cost $3.49 at A.J.s I figure that they can’t afford to buy real truffles at that price………or not enough truffles to taste anything anyway.

DIFFERENT Boulder Canyon Sweet Vidalia Onion Kettle Style Potato chips does sound tasty!

DIFFERENT & WEIRD – UTZ..??? Something called Daisies that are Forking Pretzels covered in naturally and artificially birthday cake…..Daisies…WHY?…..Birthday Cake on pretzels….(ick) Someone on drugs must have thought this mess up.

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in Baja Blast (sort of lime-ee?) and Baja Flash ( like sort of pineapple-ee?)

DIFFERENT – Mtm Dew in another different flavor called Baja punch….now that one I’m guessing might taste like punch.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Nellies free range sous vide egg bites….? One is uncured bacon and pepper jack cheese flavored…….You only get two bites for $3.99……so it makes more sense to just buy a FORKING carton of eggs so you can get at least 12 bites for like $1.50…..Just saying….

LIMITED EDITION – Van Leeuwen Kraft Macaroni & Cheese French (???French howTFork can Kraft be French?) Ice Cream. It doesn’t look like any macaroni is in the ice cream so how can this be macaroni???? I guess it is just Kraft cheese flavored?…Well they don’t sell Van Leeuwan anywhere that I know of so I guess I won’t get to try it…darn!

NEW – Miniature rockit apples…? They FORKING LOOK like crabapples to me.. Now I’m feeling crabby.

LIMITED EDITION – 99Proof adult trick or treat bag with 99proof liquors….it can be a trick? or a treat? hic……

There is always something Oreo.

DIFFERENT – Mrs. Freshley’s Delux Oreo Mini Brownies.

And there is another FORKING Oreo. The wrapping looks more exciting than the cookies………

These are regular Oreo Cookies with surprise Pokemon designs on them.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition foods out there for September 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth

NEW WeiRD DiffERENT Limited and Special Edition Foods out there August 2021

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There is ALWAYS something that is NEW, WEIRD, Different, Limited, and Special Edition Foods out there when you shop for food. You NEVER know WTFork you will come across. Here are some of the foods that I came across recently.

Up above is ….

LIMITED EDITION – General Mills Galactic Lucky Charms with marshmallows….(Oh boy!) This was not well thought out. They removed the LUCKY CHARMS and repaced them with space junk….WTFork were they thinking?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – General Mills Pokemon cereal in berry bolt flavor…..More sweetened corn puffs with marshmallows. with weird colors that will make you fart a rainbow.

DIFFERENT – General Mills 123 Sesame Street cereal that is lightly sweetened and on box it reads that c is for cinnamon. Guess this is good for little kids. It is also good for big kids or adults that want to create secret messages…..and then eat your words……….You can say anything with this cereal.

NEW and maybe LIMITED EDITION – Pop-tarts in Fruit Loop and in Lemon Groove that looks neat.

They now make mixes for simmer sauces for different flavors of tacos.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Wicked Tasty Taco simmer sauces in original, smoky chipotle, barbacola, carne asada.

All kinds of seasoning I’ve never noticed before.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Urban Accents seasonings in Tacos al pastor, burrito bowl, Brazilian style Churrasco, and Baja style shrimp..

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Manitu – Yellow Coconut Curry Starter and Thai Green Curry Starter….Not sure what you are getting here but it’s a start and not a finish.

NEW – Cholula Wing Sauces in Mexicali and Caliente (hot) Cholula is good stuff. It’s about wings I got no bones about that.

NEW – Tabasco BBQ sauces in original, honey bbq, and jalapeno mesquite bbq. Sound like if these sauces are good then your BBQ will come out well done.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – A variety of BACON JAM….Midwest bacon jam in regular and spicy. TBJ uncured bacon jam in sweet and savory. It might be something to squeal about?

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Deep Brand curry and biryani paste. Better names for these products might be “Curry in a Hurry” & “Biryani Boosting sauce”

Different and maybe NEW – Cazo De Oro Chips in Kettle Style Corn and Kettle Style Fire Roasted Hatch Chile corn tortilla chips. Sounds good…???

LIMITED EDITION – Boar’s Head Peppenero garlic Ham with habanero chili peppers, garlic, ginger, LEMONGRASS, and green onion…….??? Why are these limited edition? I think that they are just having things up.

DIFFERENT and maybe NEW – Great Value (Walmart) Fat Free Margarita sherbet and Mango Habanero Coconut Ice Cream….Now they SOUND banging…(don’t know if they are…)

NEW – Frankford Post Cocoa pebbles milk chocolate candy bar in King Size….There is only one thing to say about that….YABBA-DABBA-DOO!

NEW – Goldfish crackers in the Frank’s Red Hot flavor…That sounds delicious….Can only hope that they don’t scale back on the sauce.

WEIRD – Old Squash…LOL Can’t be mad. At least they are honest.

LIMITED EDITION – POP-tarts toaster pastries in MISTER E Flavor…??????? could be Mister E’s pee, snot or armpit juice….I don’t want to taste Mister E.

DIFFERENT – Organic coconut wraps with turmeric…They might be delicious…I sure hope they are because you only get 5 for $8.39

DIFFERENT – Kettle Hero Porcini Truffle Cheddar – They sound amazing…Maybe next time I’ll buy them.

DIFFERENT – Born Simple lemongrass mustard. I think those coconut wraps (from two up), this mustard and some protein would be delicious.

DIFFERENT – Sweet potato spaghetti and Whole Foods organic red lentil gluten free spaghetti. They both do sound really good.

NEW – Kettle Brand Crinkle Cut Habanero Lime Potato Chips….????? Could go either way????

DIFFERENT – Pan’s Mushroom Jerky in Zesty Thai flavor…..I saw this on Shark Tank. I wanted to try this but I think that 2.2 ounce bag cost around $9.00 so I changed my mind. The illustration of the mushrooms does weird things to the eyes so don’t look at them for too long.

DIFFERENT and maybe WEIRD – Foreal Foods Coconut jerky….Sounds a little weird.

So far there has always been either a NEW or LIMITED EDITION Oreo

LIMITED EDITION – Nabisco artificially flavored strawberry frosted donut with edible glitter. I’m so glad that they used edible glitter instead of the normal inedible glitter. Maybe these cookies with the artificial flavor and glitter will make you fart a cloud of sparkles.

Well that was the NEW, Weird, Different, Limited and Special Edition Foods out there for August 2021. Who knows WTFork I’ll come across next month.

The Forking Truth